Oh for heaven's sake Niles...

Oh for heaven's sake Niles, I think we can have a Frasier Thread without it descending into a cess--pool of illiterate miscreants.

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I'm going to utter it...

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I want to eat daphne's english muffin

Why did Niles and Frasier speak with a brutish accent?

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The educated are often mistaken for British

buttslut

It's a Mid-Atlantic accent. Look it up.

There is nothing comfier that watching a few episodes of Frasier before bed. Not only is it a fantastic show (the last 2 seasons being admittedly just OK), but it's nostalgic as fuck.

Also, why can't it just be 1997 again bros? I want to get off the ride now :(

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NEGROES!!

I want to get into this show, there's a lot of episodes. Which are the best ones to start with?

The first ones. Just watch it in order.

At the beginning, numbskull.

start at the end and watch everything in reverse order
makes perfect sense

>Niles? What in the-- This isn't the squash court!

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Big Bang Theory for people with IQ of 127

I think about the rachmaninoffs joke a lot

This suggests that BBT isn't already a show for people with 140 IQ.

But that’s already Big Bang theory

I think my favorite episode is either the one where Fraiser dates his mom's doppleganger or the one where he and Niles take 2 kitchen designing women to the cabin and manage to fuck that up. Something about how emphatically Fraiser pep-talks Niles with "Don't even think of them as people...." really gets me

I've been watching an episode or two every night for MONTHS. Comfiest show ever. And christ almighty Ros is unbearably sexy.

The chick from Will & Grace was in that one.

tbbt is closer to friends though

Imagine stopping time and nailing Daphne right then and there.

Everyone in the city is frozen but you for an hour. All you need is 45 minutes to get it done.

You set an alarm for 55 minutes to get out of there with as much time as possible.

The clock strikes one minute in, and you've already unbuttoned her tight red pants and shimmied them off of her sylvette 70's model body.

Her soft cotton-based panties is joined with the tight red fabric, unsuspectingly following suit down her slightly musty bottom.

A warm odor penetrates your nearby nose, filling your nasal cavity with the mix of her perfume, body wash, and slightly sweaty ass from a days of shimmying around Frasier's building.

Your member in turn is fighting for its awaited chance to join in coupling with the garden of Eden betwixt her tanned English cheeks hiding a land of milk and honey between the Euphrates and Tigris rivers that are her splayed and waiting legs.

Within the next five minutes, all her clothing has made its way around Nile's hands and neck, beckoning of the sudden shock and hilarity to ensue following the end of your delights.

All there is left to do is grasp her auburn ponytail and delve into her body with your titanium hard rod and toss some salads and eggs until the meal is well and cooked for everyones liking.

Before one knows it, your roiling delights give way to the alarms warnings of the end of your hour.

Daphne's pussy now glistening wet with her juices and overflowing with your seed leaves the only evidence of the perpetrator of this heinous crime onto Frasier's beloved carpet below.

As time begins to pick up speed, you hold on to see Daphne's response within the closing moments of the day. Her body begins to convulse as several orgasms stacked on top of one another rush to reach her brain and send her into a frenzy of lust and fear.

Her round ivory cheeks begin to turn redder as her hair bursts into a formless frenzy, all ended by her roiling screams of climax

Oh for God's sake, Niles.

I saw an interview with him this morning on BBC Breakfast apparently Frasier is in the works for a reboot.

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I do this all the time. Its the best. I usually get high and let the Cranes do their thing.

When high I sometimes imagine living in their universe and life being comfy all the time. Anyone else think this?

>Moose spent the last six and a half years of his life in retirement in West Los Angeles with son Enzo, their trainer Mathilda DeCagny, her husband Michael Halberg and Jill, the dog from As Good as It Gets. In his last year of life, suffering from dementia and deafness, he retired from TV. He died of natural causes at home at the age of 15 12 years on June 22, 2006.

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I found them rather gentle

Got me hard, not gonna lie

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Why were they such assholes? Martin just wanted to have a nice steak dinner with his sons.

>I knew we should have stayed in the relaxation grotto!

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it's called escapism user. it isn't healthy

It's a mid-atlantic accent

Season 12 was kino

I think someone on /r9k/ used to watch Friends and pretend he was one of the friends.

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its pretty comfy to do when your high. Just saying.

>/r9k/
>watch Friends

Makes sense.

My favourite episode is either the one where Frasier plays Chess with Martin or where Frasier and Niles lie about a play they obviously haven't seen while waiting in line to score tickests

>its a Frasier episode where he goes full Brian Wilson.

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