Intergalactic odd couple fights alien, sexism.
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Does anyone have a problem with Samuel L. Jackson?
why did they turn him into Jordan Peele?
I'd buy that magazine. I'd really like to get to know that goose cat.
Is he an hybrid between a goose and a cat? Sounds like the National Enquirer
>film takes place in the 90's
something you know nothing about zoomer.
Did they photoshop Samuel L. Jackson onJordan Peel's body? Wtf
"De-aged" Samuel L. Jackson doesn't look like Samuel L. Jackson at all.
we cant see his body
No joke this girl is by far the most powerful character in the mccu. It's NOT EVEN CLOSE.
Yes. Sam shucks, jives and says "motherfucker" just like his master's command. No different from the rest of this elitist Hollywood trash
Shut the fuck up roastie
don't ever reply to me again
Cringe on that caption on the right below the magazine title
I am so hype
Not the guy, but Sam Jackson did not look like that in the mid 90's. If I saw just this pic of Jackson with nothing else and no context, I could easily mistake him for a different guy altogether. The deaging looks good on screen, so God knows why he looks so weird here. Less effort required?
looks like a budget scott lawrence haha
He doesn't need to look like a young Sam Jackson. Just a young Nick Fury. Someone looking at this easily sees a young Nick Fury.
I'm only wondering why he looks off kilter here compared to on screen.
no Rogue no care
Oh, gotcha. I'd assume it's because E Weekly has historically always had shitty covers, but who knows. I imagine someone else would've done the deaging for the cover.
get to know goose!
Sorry, but I don't support animal abuse
Tarantino's token negro, who cares
Why the fuck hasn't PETA lost thier shit yet
too busy vilifying their betters
Self important negro with no range
the EW covers are always kinda fun, tbqh you guys
Why is Marvels CGI so bad? Are they just laundering money at this point?
that's an alien
But only zoomers want to watch this garbage zoomer.
cats are already scary enough, they don't need eldritch horror biology
?His face looks more round. A bit like a black version of Mohammad Ali.
black british actors cause he said they should stay the fuck away from playing african american experience on film.
>get to know Goose
Fun fact: the cat's original name is Chewie, but the Mouse changed it so that it wouldn't remind people of the PR nightmare that is the Mouse Wars dumpster fire.
>a black version of Mohammad Ali.
>fonts
Those are typefaces, genius.
Thank you for your service
>buying magazines
Show tits or gtfo
What was it about 90's and early 2000s films that allowed them to cast black people without the marketing team making a huge deal out of it and shoving it in everyones face like they are the saviours of black people for doing it?
Yes. Compare any vfx movie budget with a Disney film and you'll see the disparity.
Lord of the Rings were made for 94million each
Narnia 1 was 180million, Narnia 2 was 225 million
Where is the money going? Not to vfx studios, for sure.
All he does is shout and act menacing.
The doubling down efforts on this one are off the charts. Is this a negative-marketing campaign?
It was a different generation that knew how to have fun even though their heads up their own ass. Now we have people still with their heads up their asses but fun has been cancelled
>He doesn't need to look like a young Sam Jackson. Just a young Nick Fury.
So he needs to look like a younger version of the character that he actually plays? Almost like a younger version of himself or something.
Suit still baggy
But they also heavily photoshopped HER waist to make her look curvy. XD
>...to fight aliens
Well, that's fine. I'm not see-
>,sexism.
Oh.
>PETA
kek
IDK why they didn't just use a younger actor? Would have saved them a tonne of money, and besides, no one is seeing this shit for him, so it's not like it would have resulted in lost revenue.
Wow. Women just ruin everything don't they?
so now it reminds them of goose
Indeed
they also made the tomcat a cat. The Cat is Female.
disney is so retarded they cant even keep their own shit together
it's all so goddamn tiring
this is why i torrent
They just couldn't make a movie about a chick with super powers beating up some aliens could they?
over reliance on cg for everything so the budget gets stretched thin for shots where it matters
how much did they spend on deaging fury when the sane thing to do was hire a younger actor to play him?
>and besides, no one is seeing this shit for him
that's where you're wrong
for the average moviegoer, he's the main draw of this crap
>Intergalactic odd couple fights ilegal aliens
WTF did Raimi write this?
I called months ago that the smurfs cat cgi would look better and im not amused to say I was right
He is literally the same character in every show and all he does is bitch and bitch on social media and on tv interviews
so he's based as fuck, got it
That looks pathetic
it's a well known fact that ali is a white man suffering from revitiligo
But they did
Why are you giving credence to magazine headlines in the first place?
it's the cat GUYS XD share and like
DAE the cat in capt. marvel ????
it's a cat lol XD
Blessed webm
That was early 90s.
How the fuck is that magazine still in business?
damn, the CGI looks pretty good for a 1995 movie
>caked on makeup
>still ugly
This bitch makes me appreciate Gal as WW and that is saying something
They want that cat to be a meme
YO LIL GOOSIE
and photoshopped costume to not look baggy
>fight aliens, sexism
>sexism on the same threat level as alien invasion
THAT WEIRD THING BY HIS SIDE'S AN INFANTIZED WHORA
WHEN PEOPLE WALK BY THEY SAY "OH BOY-AHHH"
I was wondering why her body looked good, then I realized that her head was photoshopped on another woman's body.
>That was early 90s.
Here's Jackson in Die Hard 3. Not even close.
The money is going towards marketing campaigns. Consumers don't care about anything other than hype culture. District 9 failed, even Alita failed. Effort doesn't pay off.
All this INCEL cope is embarrassing
>They keep shoving the cat everywhere to balance her negative-charisma
Poor cat.
Supposedly noone ever even did
Hi Disney shill!
This movie must have had about 40 TV spots by now, basically everyday they release a new one
It's insane how much they have to market it
What the indians at Disney's outsourced CGI lab did was airbrush old Sam's skull, not taking into account the bloat and droopiness that comes with age. They also rendered astroturf in place of his hair for some reason.
>fuck this garbage
Why the fuck would a superior being give two fucks about some sexism?
he an uncle tom coon ass nigga
That headshake literally looks like it came from a cartoon. All they had to was to watch cat videos on the internet and study its movements and then apply it to the animation.
christ what did they do to his face
quality titty
Damn, Kyle Broflovski's mom looks like that?!?
Are there any spoilers about the post-credits scenes? That's the only thing i care about.
what the fuck is wrong with his face
Paper magazines still exists?
Wew.
In the movie he is de aged with CGI and it looks good at least in the trailers, but EW covers always have terrible shops for some reason.
Captain Marvel kicks Thanos right in his infinity stones
Goose hisses
You know they're going to portray the 90s as if it was the 50s, with rampant sexism
>in after a bunch of canned responses from years of the internet telling you who to hate
I always enjoy Samuel L. Jackson. He brings some level of authenticity that other actors have trouble expressing.
>rogue
You see what Singer did to Rogue, right? Do you really want to see Anna Paquin as Rogue again or her likely replacement that will not improve upon the former? Christ ... I honestly think I'd prefer a raceswap that's closer to the spirit/actually attractive Rogue character than seeing some unattractive wtf pick for a role just because she happens to have a decent southern accent or is white. Just please give me someone who inspires the same dick hardness as the original Rogue.
What's with the facial asymmetry?
Damn, i can't believe this but i'm hyped for endgame now, thanks user.
>booyah
what the fuck
captured immediately after he saw the feet pics
looks like iphone 10 desu
But that isn't what Samuel L Jackson looked like in the 90s, we all know what he fucking looked like. And Nick Fury would have been in his 70s by then anyway wouldn't he?
We actually don't know how old he is supposed to be in the MCU. In Winter Solider they hid his birth year on purpose by including his pulp fiction note to distract people from it.
anyone who unironically uses the term sjw in 20 fucking 19 is an actual manchild
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Is that Samuel L Jackson or Kevin Peel?
>make blatant sexist post
>wonder why women says there's a sexism problem
Incels and their "logic"
>details only autists sees or cares about
Feels good being emotionally cognizant though
Still trying to figure out why that question mark is there or how it got there.
t. mouse shill
t. Reddit
They can de-age SJ, but can't de-age Brie? What's the deal?
Does no one notice that they photoshopped here brown? They also added normal black women features to her face and her skin is way darker than normal. WTF
based
>fights alien, sexism
Non native English speaker here. Why do magazines and newspapers do this? Can't they say fights aliens AND sexism? Is there any difference?
Imagine starting multiple threads a day, every day, because you are angry about a fucking super hero movie, in a hypocritical way no less. Is it really any shock that so many shooters are linked to this site?
looks like the military-industrial complex and marvel are on good terms again
>fights aliens
Hey now. Hold up.
No one is an alien. They're just unrecognized individuals.
Fucking bigots.
Paquin was a good Rogue, tho
>anyone who unironically uses the term sjw in 20 fucking 19 is an actual manchild
I believe reddit may be where you are best suited due to your political stance.