What is best in life?
What is best in life?
Christopher Howard
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Nolan Foster
BEING CHAD
Daniel Ward
Hello my fellow Chad
Nolan Ross
reposting things from reddit for FREE (you)s
Brandon Mitchell
repeating the same line over and over again for virtual validation from other infantile anons
Christopher Peterson
To eat your tendies, to see them dunked in bbq sauce before you, and to hear the lamentations of that bitch, your mother
Kayden Ward
Having a poo where you don't need to wipe.
Hunter Nelson
>To line up your enemies one by one, slaughtering them in front of the women, relishing in their screams and assuring them that they will be forced to be wives, slaves and whores for the new order. Standing in front of them, and watching as your enemies flee before you, hoping not to be captured. No longer caring whether you enslave their women and children or not. Knowing that you have become the master, and their tribe is dead. I laugh when I see a woman who has lost her husband at my hand. I smile.
How did they get away with a monologue like this?
Joshua Sullivan
Reading the source material. REH was far ahead of his time.
Thomas Cook
are the conan books good?Im thinking about reading some of them
Carter Jenkins
Brandon Taylor
Certainly not this movie. Maybe if it was the original.
Camden Myers
Yeah that's probably it.
Carson Nguyen
Why was his sword so short?
Ayden Martinez
I own a couple collections that mix original Ron Howard ones with the worked of other authors. They're all relatively short but pretty fun.
Jackson Gonzalez
A lot of people actually hate him and think he's a hack.
Benjamin Clark
TO FEED AND TO SEED
Kayden Adams
I would definitely recommend them. The prose is a bit old, but it's still more approachable than Tolkien. There's a definitive trilogy of prints worth checking out that I own: "The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian," "The Bloody Crown of Conan" and "The Conquering Sword of Conan." Not too expensive on Amazon.
Nolan Parker
any recommendations? :D
Samuel Smith
Thanks Friend :D
Aiden Scott
>bbq sauce on tendies
Hudson Anderson
dunno lol
Kevin Harris
Good dentistry.
Henry Williams
Colton Wright
This is the series I'm investing in. I've got 5 of the books and have read 3. I'm taking a break and reading some non fiction.
Alexander Baker
alitaposting
Easton Baker
To crush your Jannies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their Mods!
Gabriel Fisher
i was quite underwhelmed by conan when i eventually got around to seeing this film
not by the movie but by the character
i mean he's not even that great at fighting, and spends a lot of the film sneaking about as a thief
hardly the "barbarian warrior" i was expecting
Joseph Ortiz
1. Shitposting
2. Shitposting
3. Hearing the REEEEEEE's of the retards.
Logan Garcia
Because in the books he actually was a thief, among other things.
Jeremiah Russell
>Alex Jones saw this movie in his dreams before it was released
Julian Stewart
a blowjob
and replying to this post otherwise your mom dies in her sleep tonight
Nathan Price
better not risk it
Cameron Green
getting murdered by a computer who went crazy
Anthony Rodriguez
Have you watched Conan the Destroyer? He doesn't really sneak around in that one, and he murders a lot of dudes too. Underrated kino.
Austin Lopez
What is your favorite story? Mine is a tie between the "Tower of the Elephant" and "The Scarlet Citadel".
Blake Gomez
Both are solid. I also liked "Queen of the Black Coast."
Nolan Hill
The only people who hate him are Stephen King because he hates that genre of fiction as a whole because he's complete shit at it and HP Lovecraft fanboys because Howard actually conversed with Lovecraft and was part of his circle of butt buddies and they're jealous. I guess SJW "woke" types also hate him, as well as people who hate Texas and Texans in general, but it is what it is.
Anthony Reed
just watched this movie 2 weeks ago and it was surprisingly good. Any other movies with this high fantasy feel thats not LOTR
Evan Roberts
Sneed's Feed & Seed
Christopher White
Banging your housekeeper on the down low
Luis Gomez
Look at this sad faggot and laugh
Daniel Taylor
Excalibur
Liam Torres
Dragonslayer, Willow, Ladyhawke
Asher King
What's a freebooter