AAAAGGHHH!

>going to a movie with my wife, her bf and his son
>they let me see Captain Marvel because I worked 100 hours of overtime this month
>drive there in my 4 cylinder crossover, gas efficient and safe for my family
>buy everyone treats, comes to $200, only have enough money left for a soi latte for myself
>sit in the theater, booked the best seats in the house
>a group of black men in traditional African garb come in, banging on drums
>"oops wrong showing my niggas, we're going to see Black Panther for the fifth time"
>tip them my last $20 from my allowance for their show regardless
>wife adds a sticker to my "good husband" chart, 10 more and I get a handjob
>trailers come on
>STAR WARS EPISODE IX
>squeal I'm so excited and pretend I'm holding a lightsaber
>my wife's son joins in and tells me Finn is a more powerful jedi than Luke, I agree with him
>getting kind of boring, pull out my nintendo switch and play a little Mario through the other trailers
>finally the movie starts, close my reddit tabs on my iphone x, browsing r/politics (so close to drumpf being impeached!)
>shaking in my seat, have been waiting for Captain Marvel for months now
>a black guy walks into the theater late
>I offer my seat to him but realize there are no other seats available
>walk way up to the front and sit on the ground in front of the first row
>as I sit, popcorn crunches beneath me, my pants become stuck to the floor, doused in soda
>it's okay though, imagine being a slave, he's had a much harder time than me
>crane my neck back and begin watching the movie
>mfw she's ready to defeat Thanos!

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....

I see a semblance of nice tight butt under that suit.

What if we were wrong and it's the baggy suit's fault for making Brie's butt look flat?

I like cute little butts... and it sure looks like one...

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so why are incels so butthurt about brie anyways?

Because people have had enough of soulless corporations telling their fans they hate them but they still expect their money.

Who hurt you?

dress like what?

shitty movies

Powerful

Don't get me wrong I hate Brie Larson but I hate myself more so I would gladly let her sexually dominate me as long as I didn't have to see or touch her feet

user... easy on the reddit spacing

I don't think you see anything, fag. And your description of a woman's ass is somehow faggy. And your tumblr CIA is just the cherry on top. Get out soiboy.

or what?
or what?

“AHHHH!! IM SORRY FOR BEING WHITE!! AHHH!”

>leddit speak

crime is for niggers

>AAAAGGHHH!

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or i say the word

Is there something you wanna tell us, user?

It's set in the 90's.

oh please do

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>it's okay though, imagine being a slave, he's had a much harder time than me

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>criminals
That's obviously Chris Evans playing as Captain America.

404'd

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Is the guy on the left real? If I had that face id be an unapologetic cunt because my god what a great face to be smug with. New favourite character from LotR,

Don't they just wear whatever they have like everyone else? Criminals have uniforms?

Then get rid of them already.

Is this official poster? Looks kino af.

>being this much of a paranoid incel

pretty good
kys for real

Lol Brie Larson has an ugly toe

They are going to CGI her butt. Screenshot this.

Nice try there Disney shill.