The jackeeeeet

My Italian grandfather gave me a light brown leather jackeeeeet. What's up with that?

I lost it.

He wanted you to be tough instead of a faggy wasp like cuck.
He failed.
Based grandpa.
Cringe user.

W2C?

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*squirt*

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haha big guy tiny gun I get it

For you.

HAHA FOR YOU LIKE IN THE MOVIE BANE? BANE? BANE? POWER STANCE HAHAHA

This guy is on the other side of a door. You knock. What do you say?

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Oh fuck, it's that fuckin' fag Sean Gismonte

give-a-me a-one-a-thousand-a dollahs

Someone get this hothead outta here

something in italian

>that hand on the chair
>people actually say the sopranos is the greatest show of all time

embarrassing.

t.

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I thought it was a nice gesture desu senpai.

Push wabistics!

CAZZATE MALANGA!

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Its cazzo di Malanga

hey
HEY
you gotta bee on you hat

What hand?

NOTHING WRONG

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tony was literally always in the wrong. He was a fat retard who fucked up every time

If it were a black jacket and not that ugly reddish brown color I could see Tony pulling it off nicely.

I'm here to buy weebistics

youtube.com/watch?v=PwuGf7EGOxA
when janice shoots richie
the hand holds the chair

it's fucking embarissing...along with other stuff like cgi livia.

cazzato*

>tfw actually love this scene

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It's cazzata malanga.

Hooah
She hit me
And
Fuckin' Miami

WITH ME

Those two things are NOTHING compared to the downsides of other shows.

THEY DIDNT HAVE ROME IN ANCIENT FLATOPS

didn't even notice it until you pointed it out.
If you think it ruins the show you are retarded.

>weird fetishes
>baldlet
>autistic about movies and history

Ralphie was /ourguy/

>if you slow down this scene by 90% and zoom in slightly, you'll see this mistake so the show sucks

>What are you gonna do, shoot me?
Quote from man shot

>punching Janice in the face

Totally worth it

youtube.com/watch?v=4gKx8zhzVwk
let me guess you also defend this scene

fucking sopranos boomers.

>thatsthejoke.jpeg

fuck off joejoe

Agree overall with that sentiment. Something that wasn't even noticed til 15 years later is nowhere near the Nadir of Sopranos scenes compared to Jackie Jnr's death scene and my personal fave: the Livia CGI scene

I honestly don't remember noticing this when I watched the series
But I remember this scene feeling really out of place, just the way everyone was acting.
>what a riot!
why was everyone so impressed by a talking toy fish? I get the symbolism of the fish itself and the singing, but I couldn't suspend my disbelief that the rest of the family was so impressed by an unfunny novelty toy.
youtube.com/watch?v=uP8rP5YWO2I

>tfw Janice never got her comeuppance

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every guy she has gotten with in the show is dead and she is alone by the end

Carmela could pause time, it was subtext and you missed it.

Tony is a cunt and is wrong 99% of the time.

That's not comeuppance. She is the biggest shitter in the entire series and the worst she got was a black eye one time (and even though it was deserved, the guy who socked her still got beaten to death for it)

He was right about Jamal Ginsburg, the hasidic homeboy

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Depends on how old you are. The singing fish was (for whatever reason) a very well known and ubiquitous product from the early 00s

You got some balls, kid. I'll give you that much.

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This

Do people really not get this?

I tell you how much you give me! And I got no balls either!

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1. Richie gave her the black eye
2. The Russian gangster who fucked her wrist up only got an embarrassing public beaten, not to death

Tony was always wrong, a manipulative psychopath just like his mother who single handedly destroyed his crew.

Realistically he would've been whacked 3 years after becoming the unofficial boss.

Yeah but that's my point, seeing as it was so well known why was everyone (bar tony) so impressed by it?
You also can tell from the actors that they're having to force their reactions to it, which is the main issue I think.

Either way, the point is she gets away with literally everything.

pew!

This image is like a virgin vs chad meme.

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20 YEARS IN THE CAN
AND FOR WHAT

You're a MAN, Phil. That's sayin a LOT these days.

It wasn't well known at the start, it became a mass produced phenomena sometime afterwards. Some people (like a bunch of uneducated gangsters in New Jersey) would really get a kick out of seeing it for the first time

youtube.com/watch?v=k1Arnvjb6p0

God I hate Janice so much. She's so ugly and topheavy and disgusting. I can tolerate Tony because he's a man but Janice? Fuck her.

No more, user. No more compromise.

Janice is the equivalent of working somewhere and the company owner has his piece of shit son working there who's a complete shitter, but you can't say or do shit about it because he's untouchable, and the son know's he's untouchable and rubs it in your face.

I’d have banged her

I wouldn't, and I'm horny and lonely as fuck
Meadow though, yeah, I'd have banged her

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cartoon villain

*blocks your path*

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Why, to protect the likes of Rusty fucking Millio and Doc Santoro, of course

Give me $1000

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Was he the most intimidating of the crew members ?

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those two idiots decided to whack Chrissy because Furio took an extra 1% after picking up the 10% of the take.

Sopranos was entertaining but it was fucking stupid as hell.

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No they didn’t it was because Richie aprille didn’t like Chrissy and they wanted to impress him

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He was the least intimidating.

up in da club

How did David Chase get away with this scene?

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That's not what happened at all retard, did you even watch the show?

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Who was the most intimidating in your opinion

Yikes man. Seriously?

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Fucking distgusting faggots

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giva me una thousanda digits

up in da sneed

Tony himself

He was the most stylish and fit out of them, which out Tony on suicide watch.

The bottom of his tie always reminds me of the board name at the top of the page

post the titties

CANNOT UNSEE

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200 grand for insulting my wife? What's next Carmine he gets ta FUCK HER FOR A MILLYUN!?!?!?!

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his introduction was so sitcomy. Tone gets a new soldado from the old country what kind of crazy antics will they get into wwwhhhhhooooooaaaaaaa

why didn’t tony and pussy even try to dispose of the body of the kid who shot Chris

Reddit

You'd have to pay me a million to fuck that fat cow

Oooooh!!! That's the man's wife!

tony keeps control partly by creating and bullying a pariah, richie was wrong for being a weak target

Very allegorical.

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Was the fish an early example of a viral meme irl?
What caused it?
This show?

>you are now picturing tony soprano with a fidget spinner.

Probably
It or some variant was on a heap of shows back in the day

OHHH
GIVA ME ALLA YOURA DIGITS

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thee... rosato brothers

>tfw the CG Livia looks better than current capeshit

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i think it was the restaurant guy's wife (she had great tits)

Jackie Jnrs death was deliberately bad and poorly done to give him an undignified and embarrassing send off fitting for his character. It was pure pottery

There is literally nothing wrong with this.

This also applies to Chris. First time he gets shot he’s at his peak momentum and shoots back and falls like a true badass wiseguy. Second time he’s a lame stunad at his lowest dying like a faggot.

Did they ever explain why Phil turned into a house?

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its almost like sopranos is a silly soap opera that has been hyped into the stratosphere

>UNCLE PHILLY MY ASS

based and redpilled

This would be the worst meme on this board if it wasn't for sneed. Please fuck off and consider suicide.

Why do retarded manchildren think soap opera and drama are synonyms?

Very observant
The sacred and propane

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looks better than CGI Grand Moff Tarkin

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formerly down on a bar

Sopronoes spinoff of her and Harpo taking the throne back from Jamal Ginsberg? Who will win?

DON'T WAVE YOUR HANKY AT ME

NON
STOP
ASS RAPE

in my mind during this scene time pauses about 10 seconds and the curb theme fades in

>h-hey mr. spattafore...

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>only ever shot of her
what didnt she put out or something?

Johnny Sack did nothing wrong, even Tony wanted Ralphie gone and he realized the error of his ways before it as too late

You want to fuck her?

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It's all about the contrast: the crispness of the beans, the smoothness of the cheese

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Whenever I see this,I can't help but think how Tony was lucky he wasn't laid out flat by this guy.

You're a trooper user, I'd have to have some drinks under my belt before I do something that drastic

seriously, and tony spit on it

>you will never get fucked up with chris and furio

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Wouldn't a baldlet be someone with hair?

fuck janice fuck jannies

based

Nice hair.
No homo.

>How many White Castles did you have?
>I can smell it!

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desu I can believe that this is one of those 1-shot assassination micro-pistols or something

I fell in love with Ginny. She's just so cute I want to hug her and kiss her.

Why is her chin collapsing in itself?

SHES SUPPOSED TO HAVE SURGERY

probably the only time gandolfini did a shit delivery of a line

She was a fat fucking hooa with no self control
If Ginny Sac ate anymore of those candy bars I think she'd collapse in on her self like a fucking black hole

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Don't call her that!!!!!!

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she was a FUCKIN HOOOAAA

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Why the fuck would a multi-millionaire want 20 year old used leather jacket? What was he thinking?

It's just a little coke...what is the big deal?

let's be realistic, he did kill the horse

I don't think he killed the horse. It's a horse. Why would he lie about killing a horse?

ALRIGHT THEN

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that line was delivered so good

Because they don't understand the difference between nuanced character driven drama and melodrama. Plebs will stay plebs.

First time I saw it I thought he was stealing it

The horse was injured and would just get slower and slower. Better to collect the insurance now. Tony was completely in the wrong for killing a made guy over essentially doing his job (committing morally questionable acts for money).

>tony was literally always in the wrong. He was a fat retard who fucked up every time
THIS

If you were actually paying attention during the series you clearly see this

Tony mismanaged every competent member of the crew and willfully surrounded himself with beta sycophants

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........$1000 more?

No, he did...NOT. But so what? It was a fucking horse.

IT WAS A HOOOOAARRRSE

Carmela could you shut the

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What's the pick of the week?

It's that fukin' zip, Furio!

give me the info on the weeb statistics

>give a man a jacket you love
>he gives it to his pollack maid
what do you think

Me? I'm Fred Astaire

I gained 20 kilos recently

I'm well on my way to becoming a real life Tony Soprano.

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I'M A FUCKING CAPTIAN

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Not to mention havin a finook arc. It's a fuckin disgrace and we wouldn't even be discussing it if this were scorcese.

IT WAS A HORSE
A FUCKIN ANIMAL

Come here brother ikrf eating is the only thing that I enjoy now I will spend 100 dollars at Wendy’s and a convince store and just eat for those 30 minutes it’s the only time I feel real

WHAT ARE YOU, A VEGETARIAN?

EH WATCH ITA, CRISTOFAH

Jesus christ you did it, you cooked that fuckin horse alive

anyone else want to titfuck janice real bad

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Zoomers have no idea just how popular this shit was at the time

it was a massive meme back in the early 2000s you fucking zoomer

zoomers should be banned from Yea Forums

>took it up the ass from Janice
he did a lot of things wrong but not to warrant getting killed like that

why don't you try to educate the younger generation instead of being rude

youtube.com/watch?v=2G9wlDUl9aE

>you bottomed out

What did tony mean by this?

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you bottomed out

this was a homage to star wars which had just released at the time.

david chase loves movies this was a reference to one of the most popular movies of all time

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formerly she topped in

ITS FUCKIN STARTING

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GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR HOLE

GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKIN HOLE

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Quasimodo predicted all this, you know.

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I gained 20 pounds just watching this show

Tony was, see Richie toom the jacket from some mob fag and through it proved his dominance over him. If Tony wore the jacket it sends the wrong message luke Richie cam take power from him. some user explained this a lot better.

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nope

the only way I can make it through these events

its pussay malanga

now say that without crying BBcuck

f in advance

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Watched sopranos for the first time at university . Used to get super high and cook pasta. Was comfy times.

this.
it's a dominance thing. north jersey italian-americans play stupid games like that (i'd know; i am one). richie felt himself to be light-years better than tony. if tony kept or wore the jacket then richie would look over at another gangster, make a gesture with his eyebrows that silently says "you see?", and smirk. he would systematically undermine tony in this way.

they way this show portrays the women is so spot on that it's heartbreaking. we're surrounded by livias and carmellas. send help.

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Reminder: she is John Turturro's sister

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>we're surrounded by livias and carmellas
a lot of mommy-issues in italian american men...too much matriarchal family dynamics

What is this look called?

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That was the fucking point, retard. Tony hated that wop fuck and his superiority complex.

I agree but think about where that starts and ends for him. His ending is one of the better send offs the show had. Tonally, very fitting.

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the stank puss

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why didn't she ditch that dumb junkie & run off with the tennis babe

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wuhbistics

Mommy

*SUCK SUCK SUCK*

GO GO GA GA

*maggie Simpson noises*

MAAAAA MAAAAA MIAAAAA!

*SUCK SUCK SUCK*

f

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s

but it was a nice Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

well, was he Yea Forums?

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Man Cheetah

It was his heart medicine

based

did they spaghetti ketchup poster die

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fucking goomba trash

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was he ok

she'd be good for a blowjob under the bridge

just remember when he brought us the gift of laughter, user

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I didn't even notice it until this gif desu

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE!?!?

me in the back

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I haven't lost it this hard in a while

>Hi Jack, Bye Jack

what did he mean by this?

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leather jacket Artie was hilarious

When your time comes you will berate and humiliate the younger generation too. It's one of the perks of getting old you zoomer faggot.

You ran out. Formerly ante'd up

I was rooting for you Artie wtf you pansy

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Brendan hijacked a truck
>hijack
The he got killed
>bye jack

That sums up the American wop alright

Artie is all of us

bruce altman looks like one of the side characters in chinatown, and also tony quotes chinatown in this episode, which really makes me think

I wanted to fuck Lorraine.

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Sopranos threads are so surreal, it's like it's 2002 again.

Your taste, it is, how you say...."based".

I wanted to fuck a woman

trips confirm, god help us

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Yea Forums didnt exist in 2002 reddit tr

Did you have a stroke at the end? I meant old forums and shit.

I compromised. I jerked a raddy-8er off into my ass

I loved it like a brother in law

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I think Tony was so pissed he didn't care and partly it was intended as a message that anyone who fucked with his family would end up like that

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Wow

I dunno. To me, Rosalie Aprile was fucking beautiful.

He does not

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i know right? the wits on this guy heeeree

For me it's Angie

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100 percent. Your taste is exquisite. I really mean that. Great job

based

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Toni Kalem is (formerly was) a goddess

Ro is p underrated. She would be cool af to hang with

That collar has its own zip code

He never had the makings of a Varsity athlete

>Ro probably did depraved shit in bed for Ralphie

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SO weird seeing her as the sweet granny

>when Carmela wants to brag about the new car Tony gave her and Angie shows up with one even fancier that she earned herself and you can tell Carm is feeling cucked

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she had AJs number
vile slander of a good woman

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yes

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1550450672867.webm

for me, it's Junior's favorite nurse
youtube.com/watch?v=mFUK0QTta_g

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She was working with the FBI.

Chrissies rebound piece was a qt

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>290 replies
>no D-gril
these fanooks nowadays i swear

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I can’t find the clip, but when Angie’s crying after pussy comes back at the restaurant and Ro snaps at the people looking is good. She was cool and the hottest milf of the bunch

oh yeah

Were those two actually gay? Seems pretty fucking weird to listen to R&B while smoking weed mostly naked with your bro.

they need to make about 5 more seasons of this show using CGI.

I don't think they were smart enough to put benis in anus even if they wanted to. Nigga got outsmarted by a seatbelt

yeah, alicia witt was qt. she's an amazing pianist irl

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He wants to fuck her?

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I remember this super thicc asian chick that Tony B talked with a bit in his season, working with her dad or something, anyone remember her name?

[Dean Martin intensifies]

>thicc
She had an average build, but yes, she was hot.

her character name was amanda kim, played by actress Liza Lapira

fuck Chase for dropping this hot rice subplot

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Go take a midol

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Richie was in the wrong. Tony is a strength tank build. Jacket was for dex Hitman. He was insulting his weight.

get some of that kung-pao coochie
youtube.com/watch?v=tGiXOPGGcEQ

Anyone have the photoshop of vito talking to fin with tatooine in the background?

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Tony B pissed me off. Why get so irrationally angry at her dad who was financing his fucking dream? Was it because he was fucking lazy and wanted a shortcut?

>Was it because he was fucking lazy and wanted a shortcut?
basically yeah and Kim wrongly thought otherwise

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Tony never had a problem telling Richie to fuck off. If he didn't view Richie giving him the jacket as a genuine gesture of good faith, he probably wouldn't have taken it in the first place. On the surface, Richie has the right to be offended - he gives Tony a gift that he claims has senitmental value to him, then Tony gives it away to some guy.

At the same time, Richie had no business trying to make peace that way. He'd been taking every opportunity he could find to disrespect Tony and undermine his authority, so they were already on pretty bad terms by that point. If Richie genuinely wanted to make peace with Tony, then he would have stopped using the garbage routes to sell coke, or given Beansie some money, or something like that. The jacket was a false gesture - by giving it to Tony, he says, "you should forgive me, but I'm still not going to listen to you." The story of how he got it could even be interpreted as a threat to Tony, since it was about how he took it off a really tough guy that nobody thought he could beat.