What was the moral of the story?

Who gives a fuck, I'm still pissed that kingdom hearts forces this bullshit on us.

Hey, Jordan!

post her nudes

The moral of the story is if you have a cute younger sister, you should probably kiss her to make her feel better.

What story? this movie is a mess.

Sell merchandise to gullible kids in order to make a certain rat richer.

Lesbian incest is okay

Don't stick dick in crazy.

To want to fuck your sister

Idina Menzel (elsa VA) was married to a black guy and has a mixed child with him.
(Kristoff is played by a black guy in a musical)

very interesting trivia.

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dropped

Incest is true love.

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Blondes are for breeding.

If you have a sister, is your responsability to help take care of all of her hormone-induced urges.

Ice magic is better than fire magic.

A high budget CGI animation from 2013 already looks dated.
3D animation was a mistake.

Incest is wincest

Yeah, fire magic would only be good for killing, and even then freezing people would probably be more effective.

Dated? They weren't trying to emulate avatar, user.

>only be good for killing
wat

What about staying warm, having a light at night, and being able to cook food?

Moral was to make more incest porn

>What about staying warm, having a light at night, and being able to cook food?
We don't live in medieval times anymore, user.

No, but the characters of the movie did.

True love doesn't have to be romantic love, it can also be love of family. And no, I'm not talking about incest, sickos.

Based

I'm not complaining about it not looking realistic.
The lighting and general detail just doesn't compare to newer movies like Moana and Zootopia. Even Frozen 2's trailer made it seem like a big leap over the first movie, visually speaking.

Don't jump on the first cock you see.

LET EM GROW
LET EM GROW
CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK ANYMORE
LET EM GROW
LET EM GROW
CHECK IT OUT I'M A TOTAL WHORE

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They actually bounce

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You didn't finish the movie.

>Kristoff is voiced by a faggot
So Kristoff is an actual nigger faggot

Snow niggers good. Love good. Aristocracy bad.
Viking approved lessons.

That isn't real is it?
I hope it is.

nope, unfortunately

Frozen would be better if it were 2D instead of cgi

That Tangled was better

feet

That applies to every cgi film except the httyd films.

Anna is saved by a villain from the original fairytale. Ponder that for a second, user.

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>woman had sex
>but not with me
>reeeeeeee

You can get away from everything if you are a girl

Let It Go is the most popular kids song of this generation. No kid remembers the ending of Frozen. They remember Elsa running the fuck away and building herself an ice castle.

>Elsa will never choice Darkness
yeah she just literally tried to kill you just 5 minutes before and again 3 minutes later but muh light heart

But she's not a villain in this version, she's Anna's sister. Big difference.

Her actions are that of a villain. You can't just change a fairytale and turn the villain into a hero. Elsa is a horrible person and character. But she has the perfect sob story of "muh daddy was abusive or shit and then my parents died and left me all alone" to hide behind.

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You ever check out the theory about it being The Shining just made up as a family friendly Princess movie?

youtu.be/pXNd2V88d60
This belongs here

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Her parents died out at sea, what the fuck retard, did you even watch the movie?

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That Elsa should sit on my face

tangled looks better than frozen

what if she farts

Have lesbian sex with your sister.

Me

Never seen the movie and played the shit world, is that practically all there is in the movie?

>pissed there's Disney characters in a Disney game
Shut the fuck up manchild, what did you expect? A cock n ball torture simulator?
Go fuck yourself

White is right.

don't rush into a relationship with some random dude. wait, nevermind rush into a relationship with a random dude if he has an intelligent animal friend

He had more than just an animal friend though, he was willing to help her out on a journey to save her sister's life
A lot better than the homeless rich kid who just wanted her castle

Waifus and cute girls sell.

that disney movies doesn't need neither a good story or good characters anymore to become an international sensation.

You are the negative iqlet here defending a post-modernist Jewney movie with an incoherent fucking plot full of holes and a plot-twist villain made specifically for retards like you.

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People misrepresenting a movie doens't mean the movie's moral is any different. The message is crystal clear.

Women are cold and heartless

>she's not a villain in this version
She literally is

The message is be a selfish bitch through and through. Crystal clear, yes.

Wanna know how I know you're a tranny?

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are you retarded? anons are obviously shitting on the fact shes fucking a nigger

Wrong thread?

youtu.be/kWPmtmYCEm8

based Jordan “the feminist effigist” peterson

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Women are terrible

A so-so movie can be a huge hit with just one good song.

Wow, you're saying that some technology actually improves?! That's crazy! XDDD

oh my

You realize we're talking about Frozen, right? Not the original "Snow Queen" tale. Elsa is one of the good guys.

Wait...am I talking to Hans?

Lesbians

That Disney peaked almost 2 decades ago

Yes and in Frozen Elsa almost kill everyone becase she don't care and even made a song about that

>Elsa is a good guy bc a movie told me so!
>Mommy, why does Elsa continuously run away from every single problem she's created? Mommy, why does Elsa always refuse to help Anna and harms her instead? Mommy, why doesn't Elsa care about her kingdom? Mommy, why do Elsa's magical tears of love - that isn't shown once in the movie - save Anna instead of the guy who helps and saves her? Mommy, how many chromosomes do I have?

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Implications are so much hotter than actual rule 34, imo

The movie should have had her as a villain all along

It pretty much did, she was the only one in her own way when it came time to take the throne, so whe went and danced in the woods about it til she could fix that

Actually overall, this is pretty much a story about the value of family and the power of grief

God why is incestuous BDSM lesbianism so hot?

Like those mother gothel x rapunzel ones where rapunzel is literally kept under lock and key chained to a sybian and shit like that.

Isn't that the guy that got chopped in whats it called, the katana police movie.

You're an absolute faggot who only wanted *your* Disney nostalgia in your shitty kids game.

back to discord, tranny

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You never actually saw the movie, have you?

That CGI animators are colossal perverts, and we should be grateful to them for producing such arousing filth.

Responsabilities arent important. And with great power...

Its essentially saying that women should do what they want, regardless of the consequences. The same message as brave and moana.

so why is this regarded as 'THE 3d animated movie' instead of how to train your dragon? the dragonshit movies are far better in nearly every way

you can't make good sfm porn about those movies, i mean you can but the audience for THAT genre is a bit smaller