What's His Next Line?

Also, who was in the wrong here? I'll start

>please Xer.... I'm just a simple white-male film critic trying to make a living... Spare me please, You're Highness?

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>"your toes look even worse from down here"

Me in the back

WHY is the Red Carpet Premiere only 4 days before the film opens, when the other MCU films had theirs 2 WEEKS before they opened??

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, MARVEL? Do you KNOW this film is a TURD?

>white man thinks he has a chance with a queen

lolz

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>"you've crushed the dreams of so many white boys"

White guy here, have literally never heard anyone (white, black or Asian) profess an attraction for Brie Larson.

White guy here, super attracted to her.

For real? Even with those toes? I feel bad for you son.

I'm sure I wouldn't be impressed with all of your choices in women. Also it doesn't matter, who actually cares

F U N G U S

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>hey sweaty please kep your socks on
its that simple

...

>that cum all over this pants
fucking gross, i thought this was a kid's movie

>off by one

why would she display her toes like that? some sort of feminist statement that women dont need no foot hygiene?

The toes part was a joke, though I do think they're a bit hideous. I just find her genuinely bland to look at. Also my taste in women is absolutely patrician, you uncultured little cumstains.

>"Please don't ever turn around and show your flat ass again"

What do you look like?

>hey sweetie could you give me a foot massage?
>do you mind putting my socks in the washer?

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she literally doesn't have an ass

You see, only incels and virgins care about that.
Real chads care about this

>check to see if it's real
>it is
>look at the profile of the guy who said white guys dreams were crushed
>his last post was half an hour ago
I wonder if he knows that this one moment that happened 5 years ago is still shown to people now