so what about Tower 7?
So what about Tower 7?
I wish Jones was unironically.
Jones believes in freedom
I think the most shocking thing from 6% Geronimo here was what he said about native americans and asians being the most susceptible to militaristic brain washing.
Look forward to finding out how the republicans are controlling the liberals in the next episode.
He has some idea of who's controlling us but must of what he says is ironically.
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chinese humanoid organ farms
Someone give me the timestamp of astronauts high on DMT making intergalactic deals with alienas
hovv did you make this pic?
5G is a globalist scheme to dumb down people
/g/ on suicide watch
An old app that was banned for being insensitive.
>banned
why not just host it on your own website? fuck google and apple.
the app willingly shut down only the race feature
an app that showed how much alike we are, and honestly defeated racism with AI.
BUT...PC culture decided it was more racist.
I've gotten through 3:44:17 of it so far and judging by this thead this is certainly the sequel kino everyone needed but didn't deserve.
it's a shame they didn't break the time record
was this the most kino moment?
jesus fucking christ thats even worse
an app that was short lived but dearly missed
Jesus fk this shit is kino
I didn't know what to do with myself after it ended. Fuck I need friends.
>ywn go out for steaks with the boys after a four hour podcast getting drunk and talking about the clockwork elves
>pokes Eddie in the stomach and tells him he is gonna lead an expedition to the edge of the flat earth
Race app confirmed Amber’s perfectness.
fucking hell he turned into sam kinison
Wilhelm Smith looks like THAT?
>MACHINE ELVES
fuuuuck I'm taking a break from smoking weed but I can't miss this shit.
damn you Alex Jones dont make me relapse
The fuck is that ad on your picture, fucking demorats
Alex Jones was fucking super hot satanists chicks at 13 user, what have you done?
Why aren't you a communist yet?
How is this better than any reality tv? Bunch of retards pretend-arguing and pretend-fighting.
You are only losing IQ points watching this trash.
Globalists have entered the thread
I nearly had a panic attack when that happened, Alex went fucking nuclear
this a 1776 board communist scum
>an older woman makes him put on makeup to fuck her when he was 13
Really explains his current day tranny fetish to be honest, lads
>I was younger, I dodn't think well what I did.
>I didn't know that my show was so popular and had so much influence.
Does he thinks that we are stupid or something?
t. viable abortion baby
>Woman
>She was 17
okay several months off, my bad
kikes
I usually avoid Alex Jones and crockpot shit like that but the more I watch him, goddamn it’s entertaining
I don't really take him that seriously, he's just a good entertainer, they joked about him going into comedy/standup at the end as a career change
>So Joe, what I'm telling you is... Were YOU at the kitchen table when you were eight, hearin' about cyborgs?
left to right
IRL Will Smith
Southeast asian Will Smith
True black Will Smith
Some Irish bloke
Name one thing he said in this podcast that isn't potentially true
When he asked for "tobacco"
Why is white smith Kennet Branagh?
That's it, was trying to place that face
Has anyone watched Alex's movies? He's made a bunch of docs that seem like kino.
YOU NEED TO CHOKE ME OUT
I never realized before that a man madly insisting to be subdued could be so intimidating
Bohemian Grove is a classic
1488 gas the elves dimension war now
Will they assassinate Alex?
Eddie bravo + Alex Jones is comedy kino
They? Who's "they"?
>just chilling and talking about how great Dark City is for a moment
>Alex starts dropping actual red pills that we're in the Matrix
THE GOVERNMENT
The matrix is misleads the simulation theory for retards obsessed with computer games, Alex is talking about the idea of a Godhead but thanks to modern media (perhaps purposefully) people assume it's all technological
Noone takes Alex Jones seriously right? Everyone just enjoy him for the memes, right?
What do you mean by the Government? Can you be more specific?
>Noone takes Alex Jones seriously right? Everyone just enjoy him for the memes, right?
the way he seamlessly reels off this absolute mentalism is a real talent
me, I am Government
You getting laid
elon musk literally confirmed everything alex said about multiverse and AI
he looks like one more outburst away from a stroke
his blood pressure must be through the roof
a technocratic breakaway civilization that it's in contact with interdimensional evil aliens through vision indution drugs
You mean like the Sandy Hook thing where mainstream media tries to pin him to things they claim he said although there is no audio or video proof of this?
How does Alex Jones sleep with such energy.
His wife chokes him out when it's naptime
And what do these aliens want?
How the fuck would we know? When you step on a ant, do you think it can understand what your process was?
It was the greatest loss of technology human kind has witnessed
An ant can't communicate with a human but a human and an alien can. If we can't communicate with them why would they try to talk to us then?
Reminder. Alex Jones likes to fuck tranny's
mug of whiskey with a fist of pills
Wrong. A human CAN communicate with an ant, we can interface with them and change everything about their world. But an ant can never communicate with a human
And Hasanabi likes to fuck dogs
they want to create a hive mind of human slaves, but they need to create a world government to syphon of the Earth's resources to create a gestalt construct in space that can last forever when the spacecraft is complete and all the elite globalists are jacked up to it they will terminate humanity and live forever in space traveling between stars sucking up energy
Imagine how much Alex Jones would accomplish if he didnt ramble like a madman. I mean alot of stuff sounds plausible but the credability of the messanger is severely compromised.
If I had a conspiratorial mindset I would say its on purpose to discredit real criticism of the deep state but its probably more likely its just dramaturgy for entertainment value. It keeps me locked in for almost 5 hours of this shit, I'll admit, but Im far from convinced I should be worried about the New World Order replacing me with human-animal hybrids that are easier to mindcontrol.
His doctor voice is scary
/ourguy/
all the shit he says is sourced
so what? what part of "rambles like a madman destroys credability" did you miss?
you dont think he'll get alot more people to go along if he had a messure approach?
ok have fun with your nigger cattle
so you wont answer the question which ill take as you dont care about the deep state and globalism
im confused
are you the schizofrenic or do you mean to say i am?
im not the one listening to alex jones
I already called once little doggy I am not your mom and I won't lead you around on a leash you little bitch go fuck yourself dumbass motherfucker no-brain nigger
>A human CAN communicate with an ant
How?
>He doesn't believe in the decentralized God A.I. in order to maximize his third dimension recourse expansion
Best moment by now what I have watched:
>and that relationship went really well until her thirty-year-old boyfriend tried to kill me in the parking lot
How can you not love this guy? He's so full of enthusiasm and emotion
You can create a better character for a movie than him.
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>God is an AI
I don't understand how anyone enjoys watching this guy.
Listened the whole thing at work today and damn that was just something
*can't
So what exactly is a clockwork elf?
>they don't care about us, unless we bump into them
>but they are just a test for us
you're too low IQ
Lets make him comfyyyy
What's your favorite Alex Jones story besides the ones on JR? Mine is when he talks about beating up an entire football team in his high school while charging them and screeching
Wasn't he divorced?
Entities that were first (I think) academically noted by Terrence McKenna on his DMT trips. Typically users report interacting with them, though the attitudes of the elves and their behavior can vary from user to user. Typically users will report the elves “downloading” information into the user’s mind at high speeds that is believed to stay in the user’s subconscious for extended periods. It’s honestly fascinating.
seriously
this was a controlled demolition
Interesting
I WANT TO DRINK APPLE JUICE AND SMOKE TOBACCO WITH ALEX JONES AHHHHH
>“””apple juice”””
>””””””””””””tobacco”””””””””””
this is the first time I've watched Joe Rogan show.
do they always talk like stoners "dude?"
It was so annoying I stopped after the co-host came in.
I don't mind drugs, just hate the drug culture.
Eddie is 48 years old, looks good
t. bullied by an 80 pound stoner
Check'd brother
Blessed be thy digits.
blessed thread
>Alex and joe both go to piss and eddie starts talking to jamie about 9/11
I believe the only reason Jones is still alive is because he has to present the shit that he has uncovered as insane and in the most theatric/crazy way possible so everyone will think he's a joke. I mean, if you research anything he says, it all fucking checks out and its god damn terrifying. He has to pretend to be crazy when explaining this shit and present it in the most outlandish way so no one will believe him.
FOOT LONG COCK
It's called gatekeeping
Just a joke about the red pill scene in the movie, /x/
Look into it retard
Alex jones is a tool of the discord trannies.
@110656562
pathetic cringe slide post
You cannot mention 5G on /g/ without people joking about microwaving your organs and chinese botnets
The raceswitch faceapp thing was so good. I'm in China right now and the chink versions of Alex and Joe look just like guys you might see on the street.
Alex looks just like the guy from Oldboy at the start of the movie
I'm saying my post was a joke, not suggesting he was talking about the fucking Matrix.
It worked really well, it's a crime that they pulled it out.
I can't watch a joe regans video without thinking about this gem:
>*rogans
Fix'd
I really hate how these apps are mobile-only. Why the fuck couldn't they release a PC version? And better yet have one that's a local program so we don't lose its functionality when they pull the fucking plug.
videos like this make me wish i was born american
Me too brother, me too.
Also check'd.
what a fucking legend
and Mexico being a lab for their tests lol no wonder they are letting Mexicans in the U.S.
>God knows everything except where God came from
The smile of someone that wouldn't harm a fly