Spared no expense

>spared no expense
>cant even get the seatbelts right on the helicopter
Is this some sort of foreshadowing for how shit the park is?

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lol i haven’t seen this meme before

nothing gets past you

holy shit i haven't thought of it that way. truly when the berg was on top form.

Whoah...... total mindblow here

The helicopter wasn't part of the park, and certainly wouldn't be a part of the typical visitors' experience.

There wasn't two wrong ends, Grant just grabbed the wrong ones obviously. It was supposed to show that he was clumsy but smart enough to compensate for it by tying them together.

Two “female” seatbelts. He eventually finds a way to make them work.
>Finds a way... Finds a way... Finds a way...

Fuck. It keeps happening. Unironically, this is visual pottery.

I thought it was some kind of social commentary.

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bruhhhh

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One could venture the knot...was tied.

I dunno man. Seemed like it would be to even get there. Since we saw how extravagent the cafeteria was, how small the theater explanation seats were, and how the jeeps would stop for major exhibits.

Damn Bravo Spielberg.

You mean like gays don't belong together or something?

>flying Royal Dutch Airlines
>take seat
>notice I have two rainbow coloured male ends
>can’t do up my seat belt when the flight attendant comes along
> “sir you need to fasten your seatbelt now”
>laugh nervously and show her my seatbelt
>she looks confused
> “sir?”
>explain that I cant do up my belt
>hear low murmurs on the plane and catch a few dirty looks from other passengers
>sweating nervously now
>try tying up the two ends to appease the attendant
>she’s beginning to lose her patience
> “sir we really need you to cooperate and fasten your seatbelt please. They’re no different from any other belt”
>out of options I simply rest the two parts together on my lap, one on top of the other
>she makes a *click* sound
> “thank you, sir”
>die later in flight due to light turbulence flinging me around the cabin
>at least I wasn’t a bigot about the situation

The park doesn't manufacture helicopters, dummy.

just like how the female dinosaurs find a way to reproduce without males

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Clearly it was meant to be sexual, Sam Neill can handle at least two woman at once.
but can he handle two men?

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wait...you discovered that now? it's a very old meme from this movie

yes

the movie is 10/10

AHHHHHHHHHH

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>the knot
Holy shit I just got it, the entire movie is furry propaganda

well... yeah? seriously how dense are you people

Brave and progressivepilled

*looks at you*
pretty damn dense I'd say

>WOAH

>all people should be celebrated, be it gays, lesbians or normals

*paws at u*
pretty dense fur I'd say

you put a question mark on the wrong sentence

based

He bought discount defective helicopters at a low price. Expense was most definitely spared. He's a fucking charlatan, but we should already know this, as he himself admits to scamming people with his very own flea circus.

>crash
>gay faggot safety belt killed you

>In a ligation, the fallopian tubes are knotted
>In a vasectomy, the vas deferens is knotted
>Grant knots the same sex belts
>The same sex dinos still found a way

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So the message is only the straight seatbelts actually work.

Pretty fucking redpilled if you ask me.