Was this the best harem ever assembled on screen?

this is roblempatic

T. Fart sniffing contrarian who doesnt understand film is a visual medium

seriously. snyder wouldn't get away with this stuff nowadays. the more reason to love it

>SAW and assault rifle-style weapons in WW1

also mechas and demons

Harmont has better taste

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This could have been an enjoyable fantasy movie in a time when women could be sexualised, shame it was ruined by all the nuthouse bollocks.

what a fucking great movie. Fuck the contrarians, this one is kino

user i think you might be the contrarian here

There are any other movies aesthetic like these Yea Forums ?

>Sucker Punch
>Spring Breakers

>gritty, ugly, boring, typical Zack Snyder cinematography
>none of the CGI "sequence" have any real consequences because it's all an imagination
>not a single memorable quote or dialogue, script was awkward
it was a poor excuse to see Emily Browning's ass in a skimpy outfit. and that doesn't hold up now that Sleeping Beauty is on Netflix
what a shit film, honestly. and you have shit taste if you liked it.

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pufy

>not a single memorable quote or dialogue
Honestly, if you told me the whole thing was narrated with no character ever speaking I'd believe you, because I remember absolutely no instance of anyone talking.

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Is this the "movies your dick made you watch" general? Because...

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>you'll never be ravaged by Flynn "know her? I just" Rider

Kill yourself retard, this is Snyders best work a true classic worth of worship

>Cute sexy girls with little clothing fighting in a fantasy world
Why do we hate this again?

That's because the visual aspect is just that good

why is she not in movies anymore?

>"movies your dick made you watch"

lifeforce for me.

because it's shit

>gritty, ugly, boring, typical Zack Snyder cinematography
t.pic related

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Then how come Yea Forums literally suck up every capeshit disney and jew bros throws at it?

>be brainlet
>ignore the incredible shot composition, production design, sound design, etc

The first live action anime done properly
youtube.com/watch?v=AYZbd8HXSUE

Because company war faggotry. Also no matter how bad they are, they're still slightly better than Sucker Punch.

Director's Cut is awesome.

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>Thor 1 and 2 better than anything
Okay now you're just being dumb

I just assumed we weren't counting them, only super-contrarian shitposters actually defend those movies. The type that only started blathering about how they were the best MCU movies when Ragnarok came out.

he literally ruined emily

right after suckerpunch she went full feminazi

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This. Snyder is probably the only director on this planet who will be able to deliver a proper Dragonball movie.

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Literally built for black cock

Alright. But still Sucker Punch is not that bad. I mean it's definitely below average movie, but not the kind we watch once and never ever even think about watching again. I've watched it like 3 times. And might watch again if there is nothing else to watch. Just to see some hot ladies and some visually pleasing shots.

Imagine getting triggered by some armpit hair.

>Snyder making a DB movie
Fuck that would be amazing.

The entire movie should have been a fantasy set WW1 movie where the girls are some special military squad. It got tedious after awhile going into different dream sequences

>best harem ever assembled on screen
>no traps
are you a faggot, or just a Oscar-worthy exponent of the Stanislavsky method?

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>trash

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>australians
nope. noty.

That's not Twin Peaks user

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Neve seen this any good

its terrible man

with your pronunciation skills I'd say don't watch it, it'll overload your brain

Abbie cornish > jenna malone > jamie chung > carla gugino >>>> emily brown>> >>>>>>vanessa goblins
Prove me wrong faggots

I watched tangled and frozen in the same day and now I like blondes. Used to think of them as meh before, preferred raven hair or red heads, now it’s all blondes all the time. Started dating a Swedish girl and we’re going to see httyd3 (Astrid can fucking get it). I guess I’m a gentleman now.

>jenna malone
Dude, no. just no

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This is almost as 90s as the The Rock in a sweater picture.

i don't have to imagine it, it's gross

False. It's this.

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picture unrelated?
>implying she isn't a cute

3,2,1,4?
3 and 2 are close, but the fuckable, perfect Lohan window is pretty small. McAdams stayed consistently attractive.

Wait, that wasn't Dove Cameron? Damn.

Absolute zoomer.

bagina :DDD

For me? Its Amanda

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>tfw that'll never be me

>Zack retreats
>kill him, as the shirt commands
>avenge Zack by killing myself
-Directed by Zack Snyder.

This is the most 12 year old t-shirt I can think of.

Imaging being a famous actress and agreeing to taking photos of you with a dick in your mouth.
What's going on in the heads of such people? Why would a guy even want to take such pictures other than for blackmail?

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This may come as a shock to you, aspie, but people suck dick all the time. It's literally no big deal.

Get that seductress away from me user. I'm trying to clean up my life over here

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Because you're both jaded actors used to sicker shit, like bringing your dog into the bedroom.

kill yourself faggot

Lmao bruh calm down, it's just sex lol

the bigger question is why would a famous actress settle for such a dicklet?

I can pretty much guarantee that dude's got a bigger piece than you

two sets of recessed teeth, like the alien.

It's the same girl. His taste is stealing the cast of the OP's superior harem?

you have watch too much porn m8.

Not the point, retard.

what is that on his wrist?

After watching Man of Steel, he could do DBZ justice

Pretty sure that is Justin Long's dick

Great visuals, hot babes but an absolutely hamfisted story.

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But Ragnarok is also shit, just a different kind of shit compared to the first two.

What women isn't one in these times idiot?

people who didn't grow up on bollywood aren't conditioned to ignore the bad so well that it might as well not exist.

Do you think this was the moment she realised weird, pseudo-magic sex cult life was for her?

Jena Malone really let the side down. She is one ugly bitch. Is pretending to find her attractive a meme?

>people actually like this shit movie with cringy juvenile cgi shit everywhere