Lady Gaga responds to Bradley Cooper rumours

HUBBA HUBBA *turns into dog and sniffs wildly*

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Why is she so fucking trashy? She looks like a fucking methhead, that's disgusting.

Lady Gaga is the fakest basic bitch out there.

youtube.com/watch?v=pYb1iiz5Y1w She used to be so qt and then something happened between fame monster and born this way. Like she had two paths available, she could make good music and be beloved by average ordinary every day americans, or she could make pop arthouse bull crap and be tolerated by the gonzo homo culture of the upper east side. She chose the latter. And I realize that her career was always going to be winding down right about now, And that she had health problems that hurt her for awhile there, but there is no doubt that we missed at least 2 years if not more of prime time lady gaga because she, after grinding her fucking ass off, playing every dumb little fucking festival, and hole in the wall club for YEARS, she decided that the homo faggot crowd in new york city was more important to her than real americans. feels so bad man.

why? how is she different from anyone else in showbusiness?

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I'm talking about her brap

Spot on.

Are you unironically gay or a woman, op?

Name a better profession
pro tip you can't

>tfw ywn be a brap inspector

She looks like a 60 year old in young people makeup

only time she was ever hot was when making that yoga video

Bradley Cooper really pisses me off, hes such a B List nobody who is on the A list only through complete lack of worthy competition

the fact they're actually talking about it means it's fake.

Awooga sound effect, where's that from, The Mask?

Of course you can. Just go out and try it.

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here's one

fluffer

Looney tunes

fucking kek

>she
>her

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You gotta love his commitment after almost getting caught the first time he double downs and goes in for another sniff. Absolute madman

>32 years old
>no husband
>no children
>only one Oscar for a shit song she needed help writing in a joke category that no one gives a fuck about
>can't get Cooper to leave his family and put a babby in her
Keep showing that old busted snatch to crowd fulls of strangers, surely it'll eventually make Cooper see what an amazing wife you would be.

Who hurt you? Let's unpack this.

She's only 32? What the fuck. I thoughts she was old in 2006.

Who are you talking to?

she is a fucking psychopath

no real human emotions but capable of acting like she has them. psychopaths are very successful because normal people never suspect them, they never expect that anyone could ever exist in such a way. well they do. its clinical.

when she walked up to receive the oscar at the oscars it was so obvious how fucking fake her tears were. shivers down my spine watching this psycho and people thinking she is so great

pscyhopaths putting themselves into the spotlight is spawning all sorts of problems with people experiencing their own real emotions properly. these people dont have normal emotions. they have the desire to dominate. see: almost every single fucking politician

Based

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crinj

The fact that you can read her, means she's a bad psychopath tho.
I agree. She's fake as fuck

They have a narrative, they don't need to justify anything.

this hurts

I fully believe that she didn't win the best actress Oscar because she still comes across as trashy.

No matter how hard she works, she'll always be a low class girl at heart.

The Academy probably went out of their way to not give it to her.

>The Academy probably went out of their way to not give it to her.
OR they're were literally other performances way better than hers.

lmao. This is just pathetic

The thing is, there wasn't.

The nominees this year were actual trash.

In a year where Melissa McCarthy gets a nomination.

She's the kinda hot a gay guy would dream up. She does nothing for me. Just a very average girl who is who spends a lot if money trying to be attractive.

disgusting tranny

Incels

Now I'm no high fallutin queer hunter but I was of the impression Bradley Cooper was one of them homo-sexuals

Proctologist

wtf how do you get that

More like Bradley Pooper.