Harry Potter

Just marathoned all 7 movies and thought they were mostly good, but can someone please explain why the fuck everyone wanted to expel E. Armus?

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Because he thought that hermanioe was white

only azkaban was good you pleb

Tfw no Hermione gf

The books and movies are both very good, they've just been absolutely fucking ruined by Rowling and her cancerous fans.

6 was comfy as fuck, all that romance crap and the score. The part where Snape leaves Hogwarts and Harry tries to stop him was peak comfy

The Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Harvey patted Hermione on the head.

"You will do very nicely, little miss...hmmmm very tasty."

>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!",yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this!", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

You forgot one

Hermione was a real cunny hunny

It's Wingardium Leviosaughhh

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Post Prisoner/Goblet Hermione

>very
Don't get too exited there buddy.

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>In the books Ginny is supposed to be a top-grade slampiece while Hermione is plain, if not a touch below average
>Emma Watson grows up to be an 8.5/10 while Bonnie Wright has a decent body but a 4/10 face

They likely wanted to expel him simply to relive him of the tediousness of being in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody - just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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what kind of wand is that?

> Hemione a Prisoner forced to fill a goblet with her juices?

I want to stretch Hermione's legs.

I want to marathon Harry Potter sometime, but I didn’t read the books, so I don’t know what order to watch them in.

Chronological but stop after 3.

>Just marathoned all 7 movies
But there's 8

Skip 2 as well because it sucks.

I wish I could fuxx Hermione from Azkaban

Watch 4 then 3 then 1 then 2 then 6 then 5 then 7 part 2 then 7 part 1

When I was young and fat I would sprint on the treadmill thinking I was Neville in a tux while Hermione danced in my arms
now I'm obese and jerk off to gay porn. Such is life.

God yes this.
I tried to fap to that Ginger, but the butterface manjaw was just too strong for me.

What would have happened to the series if Cuaron hadn't initiated the tone change?

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She's hot, I'd love to fuck her arse.

>Emma thinking about my dik

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>Just marathoned all 7 movies
I still don't understand why they chose to end the series like that, we never even see a final battle between Harry and Voaldemore. It even seems like Voaldemore wins, because he finds the superwand at the end, and there's no way Harry can beat him then. I guess JK just didn't know how to make a satisfying ending, so she let it be open?

Actually, just skip all of it

>She
>her

Half-Blood Prince is the best one by far.

That faggot Mauler thinks Azkaban sucks because of the time travel. Even though it's the most well made movie out of all of them. The director really shines through compared to all the others.

That's a decent one. Take a (you) for your efforts.

The automatic Kedavreing one.