>tfw no gf
Tfw no gf
Michael Wood
Austin Kelly
>tfw lots of gfs
Parker White
Angel Reed
Trust me you do not want one.
Austin Campbell
shut up loser
Eli Campbell
lol
Jayden James
The concept of actually being in a relationship is so foreign to me.
Like what do you even do with a gf besides fuck her?
Brody Morris
I don’t desire a gf, I desire a wife.
Nicholas Miller
Lucas Kelly
>fuck a lot the first few months
>pay for her food so she fucks and blows you
>stand around while she does vapid shit like shop for clothes (usually spends all her money hence why she needs a bf to buy food)
>hang out and watch netflix
Xavier Taylor
I gather that you have to like call it on the phone and send text messages to it and things like that. Also you have to interact with it constantly, since after all by definition you're in an intimate relationship with the thing.
Alexander Wilson
>tfw girl wants my cock but she's on the other coast
Levi Johnson
>tfw no bf
Juan Young
Talk to, confide in, share funny/intersting things with. Basically a close friend that you get to fuck a lot, and are expected to relieve each other's stress by occasionally cooking/cleaning for each other.
Mason Sullivan
Any kinos for this feel?
Owen Adams
>it
Why are you dating a tranny user?
Adam Bell
sounds kind of lame desu
Easton Cook
Me and mine got accepted to the same law school. We work on our assignments together, snuggle with my cats, watch movies, call things degenerate
Every now and again she let's me fuck her ass really rough, she knows I like making it hurt and she let's me do it anyways
Pretty lit tbdesu
Cooper Price
David Morgan
i'll be your bf
Ethan Campbell
Pretty much this. After fucking she wants to go shopping (not necessarily with your money) or show you off to her friends. It's nice being having a gf but it wont solve your inner problems. They will haunt you unless you work through them on your own. From watching Kino you'd imagine it's different, but it isn't. One of you grows distant and you move on, but the nostalgia visits you and fucks you up from time to time.
Caleb Powell
How screwed am I if I don't use any social media or like phones?
Justin Gonzalez
after tonight I think I'm gonna make it boys
Angel Lee
why
Jaxon Gonzalez
Almost entirely fucked unless you're /fit/ + charismatic, because you're basically avoiding all social avenues of keeping in contact with people.
Tyler Baker
Don't even bother trying.
Elijah Long
pretty fucked if you don't go out much either
Jaxon Phillips
Got a confirmed second date with a girl who's clearly really into me. She cute. Kissed a few times at the end of the first date, she wasn't great at it (that I can tell based off two awkward one night tinder stands that didn't end with penetration) but was really eager about it and keeps talking about being a couple.