ALEX JONES ON JRE

Is he also a frog?

big if true

yes

based

you're a fucking incel.

>did he name the Jew? He better do it, he better name them!

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>ywn be young Joe's boyfriend
He was so fucking hot! God I want to get fucked and fuck him
>museumofflightstore.org/nasa-shuttle-rainbow-tee.html

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>SMOKING AZTEC PENIS BLOOD OUT OF JAGUAR LEATHER

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>can't watch it because still waiting for the first 40 minutes to be uploaded

I trust Alex Jones.

>my "source from the CIA" no one can prove is right or wrong

Dion't worry, even the MSM have a habit of quoting anonymous sources who are familiar with X's way of thinking. It's no big deal, calm down, Rabbi.

Y'all didn't listen to Trevor
youtu.be/sPzJjNQaYEA

ITS IN THE LITERATURE

READ THE DOCUMENTS

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Ever cross anyone else's mind that some of these people who keep screaming incel at everyone are just trannies who deep down regret and are disgusted with all the filthy faggot sex they've participated in?

Maybe dr Phil could analyze his interview to see if he’s lying or just delusional.

Can't watch it now because there are 40 minutes missing.

Unequivocally

Reposting this shit to see if anyone has had something similar. Feel free to ignore

I've had sleep paralysis hundreds of times and once I stopped being scared, I stopped hallucinating. I've had the hag and shadow people.

But what's weird is that when I'm half asleep, I can "tap" into this weird dimension. The entire dimension vibrates. The first few times I tapped into it all I heard was incredibly loud and horrific screaming. It never ended. The next few times, as soon as I tapped in I heard the screaming but also some kind of creature jumped on me, like I invaded his domain and he was mad. This happened several times. Now I can tap into this dimension but there's no screaming and no creature. Just the vibrating.

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>talk for four hours about conspiracies and the religious beliefs of the elite
>don't even mention judaism and freemasonry as an integral part of this
Whether he's a coward or a shill, you'd have to be retarded think he doesn't have an ulterior motive.

please explain

>Octomon

Nah, trannies are too busy killing themselves. It's just retards who latch on to memes and regurgitate them ad nauseam because they're unoriginal.

Whenever he cites real events I don't know about, declassified documents etc it's pretty interesting. Otherwise he's a load of hot air.

based gay guy poster

more like Joe Rogaine LMFAO

I think he actually admitted to being a freemason once, or descending from a long line of them. I fucking hate Alex Jones.

>literally every time someone gets called an incel now they call the accuser a tranny
Do incels not realize they're worse than trannies because at least trannies can get laid?

not based, but redpilled

>watching or listening to joe rogan's podcast in any year
he's one of the dumbest dudes alive, his podcast is nothing more than a platform for weirdos because he never pushes back on any of the absolutely retarded shit anyone says

Alex's argument summarized:
>drugs (also high level meditation) can be used to communicate with interdimensional beings
>these interdimensional beings are machine elves
>machine elves are evil and wish to prevent human advancement
>they do this by giving technology to elites to keep them in power, and order these elites to keep human population low
>in ancient times this was done through sacrifice and slaughter: see aztecs, mayans, sumerians, up through the nazis
>nowadays it's done through chemicals, propaganda, and abortions undertaken by a shadowy cabal of "globalists"
>machine elves are actually synthetic beings created by god for humans to overcome
>god created the universe to discover where he came from
>every living thing is a part of god, and we are meant to expand across the universe and evolve into higher beings until we reach a singularity (god) and the process starts over again

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Why can't you people ever entertain that this Joo obsession is a meme that started as a joke on here that was only peddled by stormniggers that were mocked?

His hair replacement scar makes me kek whenever he accidentally lets it show on camera.

>t. assmad interdimensional vampire pedophile baby killing globalist
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yes

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Based

same
waiting for full kino

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Maybe even Alex Jones isn't dumb enough to believe that?

After being accused of being a zionist shill he was saying how he likes all women: white, latinas, asian, swedish... and used the literal expression "I'm gay" (implying he's open to all sorts of women).
Freud would have cracked the case in a second.

Would make for a good novel desu

Now THIS is a tranny.

he's clearly photoshopped in that picture, trust me I'm an expert on photoshops

>god created the universe to discover where he came from
2deep4me

Did youtube cut out chunks of conversation from the ep?

>incels worse than trannies
t. tranny

>tranny tranny tranny
Literally never an argument.

He also said he hated Trump

Yup, it's up, but now heavy censored

something fucked up, stream was 4:40 and upload is 4:00

THEY'RE HARVESTING BABIES!
*pot smoke billows through*

sounds like you are sleepwalking and you caught your mom using her vibrator user.

Why do the right have to always embarrass and delegitimise themselves by sympathising with this crackpot?

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It cut out the first 40 because Youtube is shit for livestreaming.

What was his quote about God? It really made me think

Hello tranny

the full audio podcast is up on joe rogan's audio page. first 48 minutes is basically sandy hook, how the media controls the narrative, animal/human hybrids, and big tech bending over for china

>crackpot
Fuck off BRIT!!

go dilate yourself freak

He thought you might try to to steal his food so he stashed his souls elsewhere.

I never watched aj before but he was hilarious in this one.
No wonder hes popular.

HELLO FELLOW DOG! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH WITH MY TOY?

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youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU&t=2h30m39s
Open in a different window or go to the timestamp in the link because youtube can't into embedded links with timestamps

He is very good at painting a full mental picture. just a rapid fire novel spewing from his mouth. He could write a book in stream of consciousness form.

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Some Gnostic bullshit

Also
> 1.1mil views in an hour.
What the hell.

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Dude, it was revealed to him in a dream

i might steal it honestly

how ignorant
so sweet and innocent

Best lucid dream I ever had was being able to move at super-speed. It was as vivid as yours. It's not something you'd think about, but it feels like you're moving through water. Lucid dreams have a weird way of making the absurd experiences we have fully immersive. Weird about the vibrating though.

Nigga a friggin legend

>tfw he starts talking about how stopping your heart and tricking your body into thinking it's dead while oxygen is artificially pumped into your blood as a substitute allows you to break the veil and converse with interdimensional aliens (high chance of bio-android elf avatars)
>realize that the exact procedure was conducted on me as an infant in order to repair my incomplete heart walls
>remember that for some reason tried to converse with metaphysical beings (God, Satan, ghost presidents) and suffered horrible night hallucinations for the first seven or so years of life

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No? Why you obsessed with trannys?

Has the missing 40 minutes been uploaded to the JRE clips channel yet? Anyone know what topics were discussed in the first 40?

I'm looking for specifically some shit he said about God knows everything except where he comes from

need a Deus ex edit

Sandy Hoax, Baby Harvesting, the normal stuff.

Don't forget there are mutants like Merlin who can interact with other dimensions, and Alex Jones is probably one of them since he has prophetic dreams.

Da joos is a plebian conspiracy my dude. When Jones is talking about the elites obviously that includes jews and the like.

I bet you believe white genocide is actually a thing too.

One time when I was 13 I lucid dreamed so I could have sex, but once I did, I realized I didn't know what sex was like so I just started masturbating in the void and eventually I was watching myself jerk off in the third person.

Really made me feel pathetic.

Like how you latched onto the tranny suicide meme?

What do you mean "missing" it's an entertainment show not a security camera.

watch Absentia (2011)

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not tricking me jewboy go play your mind tricks on those who care

>god created the universe to discover where he came from
Mmmkay. So God is immortal, can create all life and matter, control time itself, but he can't brainstorm hard enough to figure out where he came from? WTF. And he wants to see the best of humanity become a god so he knows for sure? Alright see, I'm gonna use this as an example that people don't understand the word eternal. Eternity doesn't exist IN TIME. It's OUTSIDE of time. God wasn't not ever here. And whether he didn't realize that until after he fully became conscious (or bothered thinking in the very first place) it doesn't matter.

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>Like how you latched onto the tranny suicide meme?
Statistics aren't memes, my mentally confused friend.

jew obsession is wrong, jews are bad but not the ultimate evil, just a part of it.

white genocide is absolutely real though.

Is this bait?

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this

That's already real though. Give someone the right types and doses of psychedelics while torturing them. Look up what happened to CIA station chief William Francis Buckley when he was captured by Hezbollah and a Lebanese psychiatrist went to town on him for 444 days using his own organizations tricks.

Oh and the torturer was trained by Donald Ewen Cameron, one of the main scientists behind MK Ultra (involving him brainwashing a little boy into fucking government officials so he could blackmail them into keeping funding him, some real pizzagate shit) and who gave Rudolf Hess (his antics in Scotland were mentioned by Alex on tonights show, except I think he misspoke that it was the north of England he parachuted into) his psychiatric evaluation for the nuremberg trials so maybe he picked up a few tips from him, taking it back to the Nazis as always.

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Life is just the universe experiencing itself. We're the senses.

>What do you mean "missing" it's an entertainment show not a security camera.
The full video on the main JRE channel is missing the first 40 minutes

>a-user...? I dont feel so good...why do my eyes hurt?

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The "stats" are made up by Ben Shapiro and parroted by losers who are mad trannys are more women who won't fuck them.

>he just called himself a tranny because he's too new to know when greentext is appropriate

Alex Jones is so full of shit

If that keeps your from killing yourself, keep believing it. Remember to seek help if you think about harming yourself or others.

One time I came really hard and I saw an elf. He looked like the green martian from the Flintstones.

>he doesn't know how t. works

But what's the incel rate?

based
>scrolled past the package
kek

>posts cats
>Mmmkay
>le caps for emphasis
You seem really dumb and feminine.

>t. pretending to know when he obviously doesn't

I'm a man. You know, the thing you become when you have sex with a woman that wasn't paid.

Nevermind you don't know. Don't be the next incel shooter pls.

I was thinking about this the whole time

>ask me what's up what happened to CIA station chief William Francis Buckley when he was captured by Hezbollah and a Lebanese psychiatrist went to town on him for 444 days
okay I'll bite
what happened

>haha he said the water is turning the frogs gay haha what a retard
Proven to be true.

>hahahahah he said elites are interdimensional vampires who believe they are doing the bidding of demons from another dimension and killing kids to use their blood as a fountain of youth
Proven to be true.

>hahahaha he said that the government openly wants to abort babies after being born for the same purpose
Proven to be true.

>hahahah he said Nazis found their way into other world governments after WW2
Proven to be true.

>hahaha he said there are interdimensional demon elves that visit you when take psychedelics
Proven to be true.

the views from the live stream count

That's the great Cumzoo, I've seen him too.

You can fix your anger issues if you talk to someone about them.

>god is a comet

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No heterosexual incel wants to have sex in the way that trannies do, that was part of the argument.

No heterosexual incel gets to have sex at all. That was part of the argument.

>all these low 110 iq cringelords in the thread not even entertaining anything he said as possible
Yeah msmbc is where I get my news from.

I don't want to fuck turd chutes. That was part of the argument.

You can't fuck any chutes. That was part of the argument.

2:40:30

Why are trannys obsessed with barging in everywhere and insulting people who are heteronormative?

OP confirmed too dumb to understand any of this.

I was going to search for some kino tonight but maybe I’ll watch this 4 fucking hour podcast instead.

This desu
He's basically just stating the same stuff that can be found in hindu/gnostic theology

Better to just not have sex if you are a heterosexual man that to cut your dick off and have another dude fuck you, that was part of the argument.

Do you think it might be because they're insane?