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ROAD TO 1000 GENERALS
FIGHT TO 450 MILLION
LET'S FUCKING GO!
lol what if alita choked you out with her thighs haha
Well, Mike, what did you think of Alita: Battle Angel?
Don't open this image
>lol what if alita choked you out with her thighs haha
ALITA IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
They won't talk about it until their yearly catch-up and it's obvious what they'd say. Story sucked but action was great. Passable recommendation.
Reminder that this man is the ENEMY
cold mountain hitb set makes me feel comfy
Cross post from but,
For those that play Source engine games or any that support this file format, here are some Alita sprays for you to use in-game. Yeah yeah, fuck off to Yea Forums but here if you want them.
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All journalists are the enemy.
>these are the people who hate Alita
T O P S O I
Are you niggers memeing or is this actually a good movie?
I'm a penniless wageslave, I can't afford to waste money on shit just because you're trying to meme a movie into being successful.
I want to see alita again right now, should i download a cam rip?
I fucking adore this movie unironically.
yeah its pretty good, a bit corny but that can be overlooked, alita is cute
it's very good. has a way of sticking with you after it ends
>Are you niggers memeing or is this actually a good movie?
I haven't walked out of a theater that happy with an action movie in a decade. It was Amazing, Based Jim never lets us down
It's entirely up to you and your expectations, friend.
Of course it's good. Yea Forums aggressively hates even mediocre films so for them to rally behind something like this hasn't happened since BR2049
No, see it in theaters until it leaves
The cam rip is god awful. Some scenes are 100% blur i wanted to make a gif of her getting out of bed but that parts unwatchable.
MoviePass kind of does that, but MoviePass is also kind of garbage right now. You can see your watch history in it.
its a fucking terrible film that just drags out for fucking ever, is just bizarre and unlikable
Fucking sick, I'll use these when I play L4D2 later. Thanks, user.
>its a fucking terrible film that just drags out for fucking ever, is just bizarre and unlikable
Get ready to eat that Blu-Ray, user
cool, pls post if you can find it.
copying over my reply
Mike is way too fucking cynical to enjoy Alita. You know he'd rip the "Presence of Evil" and other lines apart. He'd probably say the tech was great, but also complain about the eyes. Jay might like it because he still sees a glimmer of hope to life.
mike only likes over the top super cheesy shit, he'd be annoyed that alita is played so straight and serious
On this board we discuss about movies we like. Unless they aren't yet released, of fucking course there will be spoilers. Just don't click.
I watched EVERY SINGLE CAPESHIT (already preordered Captain Wahmen) in theater and Alita is better than most of them
Honestly I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing
Alita fucks with their narrative of "dudes just hate these movies (TLJ, CM) because of women!!@!!" It can't be because the films had an awful script or anything.
They could go either way depending on their mood that day. I lost hope of trying to predict what they'd like, I just watch for pure entertainment now. Mike is about as consistent as my internet connection when I start up a ranked game of league.
5'8 220lbs Incel here, not ashamed to lie about who I am (heck I'll even include my picture I don't give a fuck)
Anyone else felt motivation to improve themselves after seeing Alita? I've been eating better and jogging 20-30mins a day eversince I saw the movie. It made me realize how bad I miss having a gf (last one was several years ago, back when I wasnt a fatass hermit). Alita reminded me how good it feels to meet a new person and have feelings for her, only to find out the feelings are mutual
How wet do you think the female audience would be when they see this scene in the sequel?
based and gynopilled
if you enjoy this movie you literally have no soul
the entire film is grotesque
I think it has more to do with raising a daughter than falling in love.
Keep at it, man.
I didn't realize they were phasing out IMAX so soon. I was planning on going Saturday but there's just one left and it's kind of far. I can go tonight but I wasn't planning on going or tomorrow in the afternoon which seems kind of lame since it'll have a lot of kids getting off school.
Honest answer: it's not without its flaws. Attempting to adapt a series of manga novels into a movie has left it with some pacing problems. However...
Alita has more soul than any movie I've seen in ages and if anyone talks shit about her I will fucking cut them.
Alita isn't some feminist mouthpiece, she's an actual character. She doesn't have quips, she doesn't have a false sense of arrogance, and she never lectures the audience. It really isn't hard to understand.
>drags on forever
I wish.
Go to the matinee and you'll be alone. Actually, you'll be alone regardless, kids aren't seeing Alita, and they're not paying upwards of 14 bucks to do so even if they were.
This. Could've watched 4h of it and wouldn't have been bored the least.
>cool, pls post if you can find it.
Yeah no, it was about a week ago, dig in the archives /ABAG/ and ctrl F "rules" or "motorball".
And because she's an actual character with real emotions, it scares and confuses them. "Why isn't she saying my vagina?! Make her say my vagina!"
Its being shilled so hard here just look how there's a thread every 7 seconds. It's mediocre at best. It's literally one or two people constantly spamming this crap over and over.
What do Alita panties smell like?
not based and not comfypilled
did br2049 have 63 404'd threads back to back?
>inb4 newfag
I was on /biz/ exclusively for months due to you know what
HORNDOGS OUT!
WD-40
Mostly a lot of Goose, Joi, Luv, and CELLS posting.
>Anyone else felt motivation to improve themselves after seeing Alita?
Yes, I somehow have more faith in mankind, but it just because finally someone had the guts to make an intersting movie with all his might instead of a fast food franchise.
Keep fighting user, Alita is watching you.
Moviepass is going down the shitter I thought? I guess it would have to be an independent thing that reads your emails and collects the QR codes there, but then there wouldn't be a standard for the look of the stubs... Ideally they would be unique by theater brand as they are physically.
yeah i'm sleeping better now, and i started doing pushups again
>had a dream last night I was in a truck a friend was driving and i had a camera and i had to take pictures of Alita. But they were always blurry.
Saw it yesterday. Loved it.
The PS3 gameplay footage they released yesterday actually looks pretty cool. I'll probably end up buying it, weird that they aren't making it for PS4 though.
>Tfw anons get genuinely healed by Alita.
I'm sure she'd be touched. Keep up the good fight.
I think it's people seeing both aspects in her.
At the beginning Alita is complete innocence and purity which is what you'd expect from an ideal daughter.
When she gets the berserker body she grows out of it and becomes more grown up battle happy waifu, while still not letting go of her lovable feminine nature.
Doesn't really matter which one you prefer, bottom line is that you always want to protect that smile.
So how is this movie doing financially?
I haven't been in these threads since its release.
Im just curios because all the bomb threads
There's just no way watching this at home will compare to the theater, unless you dropped a ton of movie into your sound setup and have a 70inch TV. I can deal with a lot of blockbusters on my TV, or even my laptop, Alita is not one of them.
Ah a fellow crypto scammer
>CELLS
i-interlinked ?
Going back for my second viewing tomorrow and I managed to get my bro and his gf to come this time around. It's rare that he ever goes to the movies at all, so it's almost a miracle.
i miss based luv poster
>Looking at the most negative critic reviews and try to find one that doesn't look like comical levels of onions. I haven't spotted a single one that doesn't look like that
You know maybe abatab was right after all. Vindicated years after the fact
>So how is this movie doing financially?
Not that good, 300M roughly. Humans were a mistake.
>WITH THE FACE OF AN ANGEL AND A BODY BUILT FOR BATTLE
walked out right there
China saving the love letter to japan again, and Japan itself doing jack shit
Same old same old
65" oled, but i still watched it 4x in imax, you can't replicate that with a HT setup.
how about this
They literally call her "Our BATTLE ANGEL, ALITA" in the last scene.
Accidentally left the quote in there. Heres another though
dried up, jealous
WeW, that's a post wall picture if I've ever seen one.
The sincerity in your words convinced him.
Deep down in his heart he knows this is a movie he should see.
>Looks like the fans have an underdog darling, with a face of an angel and a body built for battle.
>maybe a little motorball will break out in the middle of this fight
>she must have said something in the locker room that these guys did not like.
typical announcer stuff
I just watched Hell Fest. I don't know if it's actually a shit movie or because Alita ruined other movies for me but it seemed like a shit movie.
>THE BATTLE ANGEL HERSELF... NUMBER 99... ALITA!!!
She's 67 right now. The picure seems to be around 9 years old, which is rather impressive. She was definitely a looker in her earlier days.
Are the critics who couldn't follow the movie literal brainlets? Like maybe partially drowned as kids, or not enough oxygen at birth types?
Why are alita drones so tasteless?
That, or a paycheck from the mouse. Or both.
Same, lost 30 lbs since sept. Though I always wanted to improve there was no joy in life, I was lifting out of pure hate and sadness. Without a second look you say I was ready to die. Since this movie something changed. I can smile again, twinkle in the eye pep in the step etc. Its sounds really corny, just like the movie and I just going to embrace it all.
Being educated is not the same as being smart. Many of these "critics" are educated in their respective fields of film and/or journalism, but that doesn't make them smart people. Thus, they incorrectly judge and analyze the films they watch through an inherently flawed frame which gives them the results the seek without any evidence leading them there.
In short, they overthink it.
>audience
HAHAHAHA
Thought some non-manga anons might like to see the source of her iconic line. The context is different; she fries a motorball player's brain because he intentionally plowed into the stands to get away from her and killed/maimed a bunch of people. They completely changed it in the newer translation, which is kind of a bummer.
Also, I can't read any of those chapters without hearing the sick motorball theme from the movie now. I think I need help.
so how do i get my alita fix until i can go see it again? im jonesing
>What are you dreaming, little Alita: Battle Angel?
Seriously why do movies do this??
They must, the movie is as straightforward as can be. It doesn't even toss that many elements in to screw things up.
Get the artbook and novel. Reading the book isn't the same as seeing Alita but it's something. It offers a little more insight to what characters are thinking. I also bought Ido's journal, haven't opened it yet though
comfy thread
It's also awful when the writer makes a joke out of setting up a character to say the name of the film but then having them say something else
maybe we should kill all the writers like stalin
These are the comfiest threads on Yea Forums
>Ido's journal
Wait what?
I think the announcer is the only spot of self-awareness the movie had, and it works in the context of Motorball. You're allowed to be a little cheeey in that kind of role.
It seems like it's a companion to the movie, with Ido's thoughts about the events after he found Alita. I don't know if it's any good yet
>that wake up scene
i've said it before but in one of the viewings a little girl literally yelled out SHES SOOO PRETTYYY!
hit me in the feels
Based
lmao the anti-Alita posters have said a lot of things but I don't think dragging has ever come up. It could've been a 3 hour movie and I'd probably still think it was too short though.
>always ask, what is it that you are not seeing
>he is the dragon that must be slain
is alita a mary sue
Thats a big bulge
This guy gets it.
More than the sum of its parts. Reminds me of Dredd.
not remotely
Listen to the soundtrack
TODAY WE WILL REMIND THEM
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She ends up about 0.5 seconds from being stomped like a flea before being saved by Ido. So I'd say not.
I vaguely remember hearing about Dredd before it came out but ignored it. Then I watched it on Netflix and instantly loved it. Regret not seeing it in theaters
this
Neat. I have the artbook already. I'll try picking this up too.
You can buy the mushroom plushie we see in etsy.com
What kind of sports commentator is that? God I hated that guy
Why wasn't Connelly's tits out and wearing a garter belt like a playboy pinup?
Based Alita
each of the 7 times I've seen it, that quiet melody playing while she inspects her hands gets me good. Such a great intro to the movie.
>I'm gonna cut you open and see if you're ugly on the inside like the others.
I absolutely love this shot. Thy symbolism and simple design is just pinnacle femininity.
It really is magical. So many great moments in the movie that only get better with each viewing
>reading left to right
wtf
stick your dick in the toaster
Price hike incoming.
Is the manga worth reading?
I watched the OVA a year or two ago and thought it was spotty but interesting with a lot of potential and unfortunately the movie was just that but worse.
Imagine a Motorball game. It'd be like Twisted Metal mixed with takedown mode on Burnout
>It really is magical
I was going to say this originally but felt silly but I'm glad you did because it's how I feel lol
that line its copypasted form old captain america comics Yukito Kishiro its a huge westafag/westaboo but not everyone get it.
my gf wont watch alita with me
what do?
Alita's defiant daughter moments with Ido were adorable.
i imagine something like this:
Dump her. Alita is love, Alita is life.
...
Replace gf with Alita body pillow
Im doing push-ups again too lmao. Just bodyweight stuff from my boxing days. Haven't done shit in years but for some reason like you guys I want to get some energy flowing again. It's like alita released our blocked chakras or some shit.
Today I'm going to see Alita again.
And tommorow I'm going again.
And again.
And again..
And again...
Do your part anons, we will get this 450 mln $ for sequel.
"I do not stand by in the presence of Disnaey."
wonderful
>Alita was the top Valentine Day movie on release
>her romance subplot with Hugo was heavily marketed
>Titanic homage scene at one point
>your gf still won't go to the kinoplex with you to watch a Top 3 movie
Hate to break it to you user but your relationship won't last
>neo-third Reich
HOLY SHIT
>One ticket for Alita: Battle Angel please.
>here have this beautiful one-of-a-kind body that i lovingly crafted for my deceased daughter also have her name
>oh you want that garbage that you found in a swamp that's infinitely better. k.
is it cheating if I sneak to the kinoplex just for alita?
only if you go back to your normal life, it is
post hi res
that's a shitty poster lol
Only if you fall in love with Alita: which you will.
If it doesn’t get a sequel my 6/10 for this film drops to a 4/10
hi res version is here along with a ton of others but I can't access them. Can anyone get these?
cinematerial.com
Is flan like lime Jell-O?
>back up to 60%
Let's hope it stays there. Yes, I care.
>This is not a
>This is not a
SWAN SONG
flan is like pancake jello
>"Oh no... I think he's got us"
flan is custard, you retard
I don't get why alt right weenies love this but hate cap marvel. It's bc brie Larson said she likes black people, you racist fucks would
Meme, plus some waifufagging. It's a good movie but not one I'd rewatch.
Not much competition there.
Is custard like jell-o?
Just think how cool it is that the daughter body was actually strong enough to fight as well as it did. I think a normal metal body would have broken in the 1st Grewishka fight or in the bar.
He doesn't really make a big deal out of the body to her though, she didn't even realize until halfway through the movie that he made the body for his daughter
>you made her a pair of fast legs
nigger
maybe if marvel movies empowered young men who need empowering instead of jerking off the ones who've already made it
I swore an oath against Disney a long time ago
I only ironically watched Infinity War, and I was hating every second of it. It was predictable, boring, quippy, and I almost walked out during the Wakanda scenes.
captain stinkal(lol)=ugly dyke bitch
alita=qt
simple as
Jesus somebody get the bug spray
Who let Christian Slater in?
Alita doesn't resort to manipulating its audience into thinking they're helping fight inequality by watching their movie. Marvel is genius because of this, they did the same thing with Black Panther of just milking money from retards who think that by giving money to the film they're helping the cause of racism
Her ornate body is like a musket compared to an AK-47(Berserker).
Jesus fuck I can't anymore with this shit
it's going to fall right back to 59% right in time for the weekend, and we're gonna lose some more NPC's who make their call to see a movie solely based on ratings
someone post hi-res jap poster pls
Larson does not like black people, she only pretends too. You know that infamous TSA agent that asked for her number, he was black.
>Ido forgets Alita and never comes back
Man without any semblance of irony, why does everything that lefties touch turn into shit? Without exception pretty much. Star wars, ghostbusters, I don't want movies like that... why are we (the target audience dare I say) being attacked for not wanting movies like that?
Went to see it today with my old man
He liked it but not that much because it doesn't have a happy ending
wait until the 4th / 5th movie, so sweet
>gotta date tonight bros
>1 ticket to Alita: Battle Angel please
>feels good
woah
Ghostbusters failing was so well deserved. They were planning sequels and TV series and more if the film was success.
Alita is an actual Marxist fable about the working classes overthrowing their exploitative overlords and seizing the fruits of their labor
Captain Marvel is some sort of neoliberal apologetic for the Military Industrial Complex and western hegemony starring a Lynndie England-tier grunt
Will there be a sequel?
Disney is just taking advantage of today's political climate as much as they possibly can. They don't actually care about any of the leftist agendas that they push, they just do it to get the left as an audience. They had to choose to market to either the left or right and chose the left because they decided that they're a crowd that easier to take advantage of.
The blatant examples of this are Captain Marvel and Black Panther, with Sony trying to do the same thing with Ghostbusters.
Yeah it seems people clearly have a breaking point but it just takes a lot to reach. And even then it was such an outrage just from it failing, not a single consideration if it was good or not by these people
I hope this succeeds so hard it warrants a film series like Bayformers did. But unlike Bayformers, there's alot of things that can be explored.
>A few months down the line
>"Mom, Dad... I want you to meet someone..."
>::pulls out Alita blu-ray::
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Well it's not an explosive success. But the best things in life are earned, I can totally see this building a huge fan following over the next year and the sequels will be huge if they can recapture the magic (with Cameron and Rodriguez that's virtually guaranteed)
martian chronicles a shit
I wonder if its a coincidence then that these films just suck that much. Funny enough, black panther wasnt that bad on its own, but amplified with sjw shit it reached the absolute top for revenue. I have doubts that captain fungus will be as good as BP at the very minimum
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>>you made her a pair of fast legs
ngl, this line made me a little misty eyed. All her father/daughter scenes with Ido are so cute and wholesome.
I hope the new fans can handle the gory shit the OG volumes throw out. Seeing Nova's experiments when I was starting was unnerving.
Surprisingly, Last Order got the gore toned down. Still plenty of grotesquenss though.
Well the benefit to marketing to these susceptible people is that if you do it right the quality of the movie doesn't matter as much, you can follow whatever formula you've taken for the other 20 movies you've done before this one and people will eat it up if it makes them think that they're helping racism or equality by watching a movie
can someone post the leaked directors cut scene please the one with the dog
I am left and hate capeshit for being bland, uninspired quip-drivel. The new movie is just more of the same with a bunch of fabricated outrage. You want a character to inspire girls? Go for it, it can be done. Alita did it most recently. Showing a montage in your trailer of Cpt Marvel getting knocked down/getting up doesn't = respect.
It'll be back down to 59% within a day. Critics will come out of the woodworks to make sure it's not fresh.
>weekend predictions
we can do better than that
I don't understand why they put lego so close to Alita in those predictions that seems off
Alita is currently making more than double (pulled 1.5 million on Tuesday and Lego barely 600k)
I get that Lego is doing a little better on weekends because of kids but still a lot of that is eaten by Dragons
they should rebuild grewishka's shell and put cyberpupper in that behemoth body
and that Tyler perry total makes me want to cancel humanity
>went back to Fresh just on time for the weekend
noice
would be a little nice if critics left it there, it's not like they don't have enough on their plate thinking about what words they will put on their upcoming Captain Marvel reviews
thanks user
I can't wait to be infuriated over seeing a 95% for Captain Marvel. I know it's coming and it's no surprise, but I will still be angry. Imagine trusting critics after TLJ and Aquaman. Both defied my expectations.
It's because Lego Movie 2 had such a shitty start people think that the movie is just not front-loaded so the dropoff won't be that significant. It might make $6.2m, but there's almost no chance that it will overperform
Who here /HealedbyAlita/
Literally all of black America sees the Madea movies. They just can't not see them.
oh my post was ignored
Who is this man? I had no idea DYEL was a thing in Japan too.
stay safe cyberpupper
>Critics finally go to bed.
The plot of this movie was too much like The Phantom Menace
Wait, there's going to be a director's cut? How long?
watch it go back to 59% on Friday...
last week it was rotten on Friday and Saturday, went back to fresh on Sunday
hopefully it'll stay fresh, that's a must for the NPC movie going crowd
Jar Jar doesn't didn't die though.
No. Its more like pudding.
Stay safe cyberpupper
>finish reading the original run of the manga
I hate to say it but I kinda didn't like it overall, it just goes off the rails in a bad way towards the end
I liked Alita of course, and Koyomi
OKAY GUYS! The battle in China is beginning. Let's all wish them luck, How To Train Your Dragon 3 opens today and Alita needs all the support it can get there right now. Send them love!
It's not a leaked scene, it's some ad tie in
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Having read everything except Mars Chronicles, I have come to say it: the movie is better than the manga
last order waaaaaaaaaay better
The author got sick, thought he was dying and wrapped everything up as quickly as possible.
Then he got better and Last Order happened.
>today
Tomorrow.
I honestly thought that Nova was being played by Jim himself at first.
Apologize
He wasn't a dog lover. I hate that.
>people hated the tree of life ending
...why???
>ching chang chong
can someone explain what I'm looking at?
It's already noon Thursday in China. How To Train Your Dragon 3 is now selling tickets.
I love you Chyna!
That's the live box office for China. The small number under the film is what to look for. Right now Alita is at 572 mil Yuan. Convert it to US to see what the number is sitting at.
Not much choice, either he forgets her or go insane. Though he never let go Alita subconsciously since he made his assistance to look similar to Alita....
The Analects of Confucius
bless you Xi Jinping and may you bring gazillion dollars to Alita
>It's already noon Thursday in China
Yes, I know.
>How To Train Your Dragon 3 is now selling tickets.
No it's not. It's preselling tickets. The actual showings start tomorrow o, in some places, technically tomorrow, starting 00:00.
stay safe cyberpupper
> it just goes off the rails in a bad way towards the end
Are you talking about the ending? Because there's the original and the retcon for last order
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
are you serious? Wtf
thanks
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STAY SAFE CYBERPUPPER
It wasn't even that. The whole manga is painfully whimsical, and it's clear the author rarely planned ahead. Alita herself becomes much less interesting as it goes on, as she reverts to stuck up warrior-girl. Battle Angel's Alita could never be played by Brie Larson, but Last Order's Alita could.
Here hoping Cameron recycles good world-building concepts but goes original in story (even though he is not the best storyteller).
stay safe cyberpupper
He shows up as a minor character in the last order series. Don't read the following.
Nova has replaced all the brains with computer chips for everyone on Salem. Once word got out there was hysteria, societal collapse and mass suicides. Strong flesh people who avoided suicide with robo brains rose up to restart medical madness as well as the Mib killer bots. Everyone has gone mad.
>saw some clips from a shitty camrip
>"I've basically seen the movie."
>All these articles saying Disney now owns Alita.
Do they not do basic research?
I never felt that way. I felt as though each volume, while connected to the last, had a unique theme and story to tell, while remaining true to the concept of Alita. Maybe you haven't read it in a while?
I was going to skip Last Order since it's even longer than the original series, but you've convinced me to read them
Congrats
I know this feel. My wife is upset that I went to see Alita for a 3rd time last night.
No, I've just read everything. Every arc connects on the other by hastily woven together threads. We start to see a resemblance of singular story in Last Order, but as I said, Alita herself has lost much of her shine and personality.
Why would you skip it? user length is not a negative, it means there's more of what you like for you to read.
Why'd they turn him from a Russian to a cowboy.
You're going to read Last Order because I said Alita acts like Brie Larson there?
He's a Leningrad Cowboy.
did...did Kishiro draw the boomer meme 20 years before it became a thing?
You have to read every page of the manga, even the parts with explosive fart karate. It's not like these generals are that interesting.
The manga's too expensive, and I can't afford to use public trackers anymore. Fuck this shit.
he can hire peter jackson to storytell
Definitely. In fact, the first arc in Last Order is basically boomers vs zoomers.
>manga's too expensive
Just buy it a piece at a time like normal people.
POLYGON TOLD ME ITS TRUE
I don't think Legolas fits in the Alita universe.
nothing you say will make me dislike the originals
Stay safe cyberpupper
Nothing in my post referred to anyone disliking anything, why did you reply to me? Are you schizophrenic?
Nanomachines would explain how Legolas does all the shit he does when other Elves can't.
but apparently vampires does
camerons wont need RR
cameron always directs the sequels
Ever since they blocked the ability to comment on movies not yet released the Audience reviews for Alita have also mysteriously not received any new comments and lost about ten pages from a couple days ago.
They're just a bunch of mashed together concepts with no resemblance of a story to them. And when you haven't read a lot you care more about concepts.
>mysterously
It will at least pass nosalgia/Oscar baiting Mary Poppins Returns worldwide as far as maximum kekking goes.
I sure want sequels though.
I thought the big eye thing was going to feel like shit through the whole movie, but goddamit this is one of the better adaptatinos of mu mangos and chinese cartoons alongside The Edge of Tomorrow.
Alita is comfy as fuck and doesn't feel dragged at all, go and watch the OVAs my friends.
The OVA is pretty much a shittier version of the live action movie.
Idk if anyone remembers from the old threads but I'm seeing the shy girl I mentioned back then tonight. Ty Alita for healing me.
We're getting there boys! Keep spreading the word. Wish China more luck this weekend! If we keep it up, we will win the battle.
Eh, there were some quippy moments, especially with Zapan and the last motorball scene
it's to give it another take, also it's soulful as fuck you pleb
Not that poster, but the point is Alita suffers from the same issues as most serialized manga:
Cart before the horse. So there's plot points that come out of nowhere and plot points that get dropped.
One such example is Kaos and being only able to perceive and speak through radiowaves.
That gets dropped quickly and the only thing left is his psychometry.
But at least they're actual funny jokes, and not stupid, "Haha, I said something different than what you expected" juxtaposition crap.
Does Alita shower? What does her armpit smell like?
to 100!
Only her face/neck sweats
Old lithium grease and metal
I want to see it so bad, what is it even about?
saved
coming of age story
A tale of growing up. Also cyborgs and martial arts.
Just came from the cinema....wow what a movie! I loved it! This is the best movie ive seen since BR2049
Oh god, you came to the right place. In short, it's a coming of age story about a cyborg girl that's found by a doctor. The film follows her developing through her environment and learning about the people around her. It turns out she has a warrior backstory and must learn to adapt to the harsh world she's plopped in to. The action is fucking spectacular and the characters great.
Girl meets boy
guys i fucked up i invited my ex to see this movie together
rodrigez self insert?
I really wanted to learn more about Panzer Kunst...a martial art developed specifically for cyborgs is a neat concept worth world building with
That's what I thought. It would've been perfect too
She's beautiful
why is that a fuck up?
Is she bringing Tyrone?
>the characters [are] great
Alita is great sure, the rest of them are not that great, they are more a watered down version of the manga versions
wait wut? there is a ps3 game for alita???
Like salty coins
based
Why do you guys sound like actual shills?
>Tfw Alita is taking over our hearts
He's beginning to believe
i don't want to get back together, bitch broke my heart a year ago
Girls love this movie. I was in the theater with many couples around me and I had already hear weeping sounds 2/3 in. By the end I saw a lot if bewildered girl faces clinging to their bf’s arm. It’s a great date night movie if you play your cards right.
You just KNOW
I mean, he asked a question, I just gave him an answer. I could talk more.
NEW
NEW
Stay safe cyber pupper.
then don't hookup and let things get confusing.
Cheaper and more people will have a ps3 then ps4, since console players are usually thrifty and consoles aren't cheap. Probably easier to develop for too, since it's an older console. Or maybe the dev they picked is only experienced with older hardware.
exactly
saved, perfectly sums up how Yea Forums likes the movie :)
Why can't I find this?
>easier to develop for
>the ps3
i really really hope you are not from Yea Forums
No wonder, Alita is girliness incarnate when waking up and meeting Hugo, and by the time she swears revenge on Nova everybody felt with her
>Tfw user finds true love because healed by Alita.
>petite cyborg grill will never cuddle with you
Das it mane
I mean I truly loved the movie...its hard to explain but it has something other movies just feel bland
um, the audiences of these movies don't really overlap?
There's still an adult audience for the film and could take away some potential viewers.
Can you green text your interactions with her?