Why did Marty come so fast?

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Because he was mowing her backyard.

Real answer: time constraints

The actual scene took over 5 days to film, with the total amount of footage filmed towering over 22 hours. The reason for this is that a lot of ideas were tried out for this scene, including a version of it containing unsimulated sex with both actors completely nude, as well as a graphic 'creampie' finish. Most of this had to be cut to fit in with the pace of the episode. This footage, unfortunately had pizza grease spilled on it and is no longer viewable.

season 1 was so good

she’s from iowa

yeah...
"Pizza grease"....
Let's go with that.

Rust never fucks and probably doesn't masturbate.

that ass was pretty fat

Did they really have to include the farting noise when he came?

Not as good as season 3

I come in like a minute and it’s great. I fuck girls on tinder every now and then and I can’t stop laughing when they get mad. I even say before we meet I’m gonna come in a minute and leave and THEY THINK ITS A JOKE. So I just cum on their face and walk out. You should try it some time.

ahem
see

Does anyone have the image where mcconaughey is a black guy?

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I don't think I could even get hard with the girls I matched with on tinder.

season 3 being better than 2 doesn't mean it has anything on season 1

you're going to get hit with a rape claim from some salty thot just so you know.

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this is sad

Bruh did you see her ass though?

This scene pisses me off on a primal, masculine level - she's deliberately destroying a partnership/friendship that has tangibly made the world a better place. But I can't really take myself seriously when my cock is fucking diamonds at that 11/10 ass.

>See this? It's a fleshlight I marinated in a baggy for 12 hours with a mixture of corn starch and cocaine. It's a little something I picked up when I was undercover as a NEET and had constant death grip syndrome....a few jerk-off sessions with this and you'll bust inside a woman before she even knows you're inside her.

CHAOSH IS A LADDAH SHANSHA

fuck that jiggle

>he's never raw dogged a tight, unused wife

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Bitter women can’t handle it lmao

Because he wanted to. The whole point is that he didn't care about her pleasure and just acted selfishly

My lawn hasn't been mowed like that since the kids.

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she enjoyed it

a slice stolen from a cut loaf is seldom missed and more easily savored

ive had women tell me
>just cum already
guess i take a long time

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Probably had not fucked since the undercover days.

Check and keked

This is why we need Fukunaga

why cheat on this

Audible kek

I'd last probably 20 seconds with her to be honest

Why did Rust fuck her again? I'm pissed because he acts as though he's this profound intellectual, yet he literally fucks his partners roasties wife when he knows it's wrong

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sometimes you only last 20 seconds, it happens from time to time

GIWTWM

he was shooting at god

did he nut right here?

>acts
Wow, you answered your own question.

for the sake of the story amigo

She looks like she chucks black dudes

REGGIE LEDOUX MOWED MY LAWN?!

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It fucking sucks being circumcised. You can't get off, girl can't get off.

Because men are monsters who crave young flesh above all else, grow up

When you're taking awhile to cum, it's because the girl you're fucking isn't doing enough to stimulate you. If that happens just make her say or do things that get you off

>fucking a fat chick
>I'm having difficulty cumming
>tell her to ask me for my cum and how she wants me to shoot it deep inside her
>she says it and I jizz instantly

You do what you gotta go user

I my opinion he didn't cum as fast as was depicted, it was just shortened for practicality. He probably came in a little over 5 minutes or close to 10 having been a guy who never has sex and probably doesn't jack off, but they can't just eat up the episode time like that for a 1:1 realistic portrayal of him fucking for the full time.

he liked her from the beginning and like he said before, he is still human and can't deny his programming.

Tit guys, can't trust em

how would not being circumsized help the girl get off?

>roasties wife
I'm sorry, was she the one that ruined the marriage? Having two kids and being a loyal wife is now a roastie? Fucking frog posting dipshit

he had a kid.

>he doesn't know

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You can easily get off while circumcised. Maybe you won't have the same experience as if you were uncut, but then you'll never be able to miss something you won't have.
>inb4 jewish shill
No. I'm just saying that's the way it turned out and what I have to deal with and I'm not so sex obsessed that I think it's a problem. I was when I was younger but I'm 29 now. I really do get the impression that women I've encountered in real life do prefer circumcised dicks anyway.

pizza's grease

The natural dick ribbing gets cut off during circumcision. Ribbed condoms try to replicate it. Your dick was designed to pleasure a woman. Circumcision is designed to take the pleasure out of it.

>I'm not so sex obsessed
Bummer dude

A long fuckin time ago when he was married. Then he just did drugs and indulged in alcoholism for years and years. Which with you could even argue that that bodily abuse would make it take longer for you to cum. However, it's really safe to assume that Rust never went out trying to get laid and it's also safe to assume seriously that he just doesn't masturbate.

was he shooting at monstrous niggas?

>I really do get the impression that women I've encountered in real life do prefer circumcised dicks anyway.
Only in America, because circumcision is still done to about 50% of newborns. It's considered weird and sick in European countries. I'm not cut, and I've been told by girls they prefer uncut. Lesson to be learned: girls will say anything if they can get something out of it.

he was shooting at god.
hays is carcosa
caspere knew this

Natural dick ribbing? That doesn't sound right to me, sounds like a weird thing you made up. You have extra skin that moves around but it's not like it's ribbed. What a weird idea.

You really just underestimate the power of a tight and wet puss. You think Marty was giving her it right? Fuck no. That is a hungry cunt

the foreskin isn't ribbed, its just normal flat skin. an erect dick feels the same for a girl either way. do you think uncircumsized guys have ribbed cocks lol?

>Lesson to be learned: girls will say anything
You could've stopped there

I would've coomed right then and there.

>he didn't have whiskey dick
stopped watching

>an erect dick feels the same for a girl either way
That fucking cope

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please show any pic of an uncircumsized dick having fucking ribs on it. just one. what the fuck are you talking about lad.

The underside of your cock at the end where the foreskin and the shaft are connected creates a very noticeable ridging when you're hard.

Cut dick defense force has arrived!
>there's no different feeling with an extra layer of skin
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

because it's not a porno

Busting early is great bit

A cheating wife is a roastie
Unironically kys fatass cunt

>HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

You appear to be the only one invested here ahmed. White women are used to cut dicks, be mad on your own time.

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oh wow thanks for the most obvious "advice" i never asked for thanks so much

He was drunk, he was sprung upon, his defenses were down, he was not expecting a hot single woman whom he clearly found attractive to magically appear on his doorstep, he was SHIT-FACED, and he likely hadn't touched a fine piece of ass in a while, while now having one wiggling itself in his face. He was seduced, dude.

Coincidentally you and ahmed both have mutilated genitalia

>cheating on the cheater
WHOA SO HORRIBLE

I'm sorry, did you just assume my race?

lol

Americans aren't white therefore your argument is invalid.

>Ahmed
lmao, you're the one who is cut like the desert people

>tfw no natural dick ribbing

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But what about dem keedz?

How do you faggots constantly talk about dicks every single fucking day from bump limit to bump limit? Is this what happens when you don't have sex regularly? Jesus fucking christ

Imagine not being able to sleep with white women and your only sexual outlet is making fun of American dicks on a subpar Anime/Captain Marvel fanclub website. Why live?

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Easy there cut dick

>she's deliberately destroying a partnership/friendship that has tangibly made the world a better place
She wasn't though, Rust was getting held back by the cops at that point, and Marty had the chance to support him but chose to undermine him instead. The relationship was fucked well before Maggie had sex with Rust, that was just the last nail in the coffin.

Dear lord

>i will now explain why i wanted a second front door
>procedes to not explain why she wanted a second front door
?

Based

How many children died because of her, worst thing is she doesn't regret what she does at all

Love how Rust comes to his senses immediately after cumming and kicks her the fuck out after realizing what the fuck she just did to him. I also like how he tells her to fuck off when she comes back to talk to him 10 years later. These kinds of interactions are what was missing from Season 3.

How do they get so mad abt ant eater dicks

How the FUCK could you cheat on someone this hot? Then again, the women he was cheating with were 10/10s too.

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see

We aint gonna give you the John deere no matter how hard you try

Why are you not playing with the girls clit and giving cunnilingus? Are you stimulating the nips and neck? What the fuck are you doing that makes you think "dick ribbing" is the make or break for a girls orgasm?

absolutely based
mrs and i usually root for 3-4 minutes tops we both cum and are done

time is a flat circle
caspere knew this
dem keedz

a pizza is a flat circle

Every dog has its day and since I'm a big dog I got two days. Caspere knew this

Because based Marty doesn't give a shit about a woman's pleasure. Also the ass was PHAT.

>needing to do anything other than kissing and raw dick strokes
Sorry dicklet, don't know that feel

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rude

>Not making it a personal challenge to make your gf cum as many times as possible
You need to fuck girls like you're trying to make them stay. Also I have an oral fixation and giving cunnilingus is hot. I Need my face inbetween some legs.

too big

holy shit

he was probably holding that for 5 years

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the true redpilled answer

Roland mowed marty's lawn too

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can you blame him? her ass is magnificent

just look at it.

It’s appalingly bad around my area and I’m in a nice part of California, yet the quality of girls on tinder and even bumble has diminished so rapidly over the last few years. It’s incredible just how bad it is now. I don’t think many attractive girls are using the swiping sites anymore. Met some quality women on match.com but you do have to pay for the membership. It is worth it though if you’re looking for an actual relationship.

This is unironically the most based way to possibly handle it

JUST HERE TO MOW YOUR WIFE'S PUSSY MORTY

She didn't mow her own lawn? What is this, Eastern Europe or the Pacific?

bait

Time is a tight pusy.

Who was Dusty Mason?

What a cuck jesus fucking hell

>Giving your gf head is cuck behavior
When did sexless Mormons start browsing here.

(Imagine) if a girl ever decided to give you head and you didn't do anything in return and started mumbling "i..i...its for c..c..cucks" I know you don't get laid but think about how hypocritical that is.

I'd be better off without a blowjob than agreeing to this mutual "deal" of yours

Why are you afraid of vaginas.

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Why do you not want to do it?

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Seriously what the fuck. Are you a queer or have a phobia against pussies? This is the oddest shit I've been read. How could you not want to lick and suck a girl and give her an orgasm?

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Because you're submitting to a WOMAN for her pleasure

I think the fastest I ever came was in like 15 minutes. I've only cum once from a BJ, it's hard work to cum from a fap (40+ minutes), when I'm drunk I can go for hours and hours without cumming, sometimes I don't cum at all (when drunk). Typical sex takes 20-40 minutes to cum.

OH WOW

sorry I forgot to take my red pill, can't let women have any leverage over me how stupid. Next time I'm near a door I'll make sure to close it before she gets near just to make her life a little more miserable.

you're obviously gay dude give up the act

Nice samefagging. Vaginas are only good for sticking your dick or fingers into it not your fucking face.
>How could you not want to lick and suck a girl and give her an orgasm?
This is a typical submissive omega mindset

No! I'm straight! Here I'll prove it!
"I hate women!!!" See?

>unironically eating a girl out
Lmao, you might as well go all out and ask her to peg you after you clean her vag from Tyrones load

DERRY
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Vaginas are actually gross. Would rather suck a dick than eat pussy

I'll remember to use the sex advice I got from Yea Forums then. I can always count on you all.

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dubs gets the only straight answer

Besides, eating ass is the new alpha thing

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based

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>this is your mind on feminism

this

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He didn't. He realized she was using him to hurt Marty so he threw her out.

>mixture of corn starch and cocaine
WHY?!

can't really argue with this tbqh. most vaginas are a fucking disaster

What the fuck does she mean, two front doors? It can't be actual doors, right? Does she mean a pussy DP?

>Rust
>Intellectual
He's just a pothead and a junkie

regular dick here, this makes no sense

women....

im runnin out of time then

was it anal? i nut in 15 seconds during anal as well. cant stop fucking my gf ass though. i love anal sex so much.

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People have been eating pussy since the dawn of time. Besides, you can't stimulate the clit in missionary. It's pretty hard.

And you people told me there were no cameos from S1

based chad and virgin coming together to laugh at the beta roast licking normie

>i love anal sex
>anal sex is the best
>anal sex is the top searched porn term on all sites for the last two millenniums

>WOW FAGGETS ARE GAY MAGA GAS FAGS

????????

>Besides, you can't stimulate the clit in missionary.
>t. dicklet
If your cock isn't tiny you can always hit the other gspot on the cervix

...

Clitoral is better than g spot orgasm.

sounds like the desperate cope of a dicklet to me

No. You just don't know the anatomy of a woman, that's all. You sound like someone who's either never satisfied a woman or never had sex.

>hypocrisy
lmfao what does this mean. is it hypocritical to not let your gf fuck your ass with a strap-on since after all, you penetrate her?

fucking an asshole doesn't make you gay,
fucking a man's asshole makes you gay.
Besides, anal is overrated

Men don't like getting their ass fucked. Men do like getting their genitals licked, so do women.

>women's assholes and men's assholes are functionally different
???????????????????????????????

>You sound like someone who's either never satisfied a woman
Pretty rich coming from a dicklet who unironically has more success using his tongue than his dick to bring his girl to orgasm
Protip: if the stomach isn't bulging out while you're pounding the cervix, you're not stimulating her at all

>Men don't like getting their ass fucked.
are you legit retarded

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it's not about the asshole, it's about having sex with the same gender you dumb ass nigga

You seem to be very confused.

i didnt say anything bad about gays wtf. i said with my gf. im a male. i fuck her. if your mad about my pic than sorry you have a mental disorder.

>contradicts himself
>can't spell
>claims others have mental disorders

haha what the fuck

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Virgin doesn't know what banging in the ass raw is like

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tell me, what does it feel like getting shit clogged up in your pisshole?

>Two daughters
>Thinking she would be tight

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based

pic related: you

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How could anyone look at that and not want her to use your face like a bicycle seat.

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You've proved it twice now, no need to feel like I'm having a go at you cause I'm not, you're just uninitiated.

>have the girl clean her ass and vag
>take a enema
>and/or if you don't have an enema - shit doesn't sit right near the hole, so you can fuck away so long as you dick is shorter then the average 6 inch long
>i've got shit on my cock, but just have my GF clean it up with a blowjob without telling her

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asss like that

youtube.com/watch?v=um4-d7VzZiE

Don't wanna risk it. You can get throat cancer from eating HPV positive pussy, and I'm not gonna use a fucking dental damn. Happened to Michael Douglass.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

He partly despised Marty because of the way he treated his family. Rust lost both his wife and daughter, while his piece of shit partner has a beautiful wife and two children, but shows his vulgar unappreciation for them by sleeping around. Him fucking Marty's wife was an expression of that hatred as well as an arbitration of justice.

don't eat out random sluts and make sure your partner gets tested. damn, don't they have sex ed in your shithole country?

kek, I love how the "don't eat pussy" stuff started from a sopranos meme but several autistic virgins started taking it seriously, as if that makes them more of a man

For me it started with Michael Douglas getting cancer from eating box. Yikes!

t. cunt licker

ok
this is based

>eats out a random bitch with a HPV virus
yeah no shit that's not a good idea, you can also get HIV from regular sex. gonna stop fucking now?
I don't do it anymore since I'm not in a stable relationship, but you keep on sucking cock

>you can also get HIV from regular sex
no you can't, sodomite

U eat pussy dude?

Over half of all sexually active women have HPV, most of the time it isn't physically visible or symptomatic so most don't know they have it. That's a pretty fucking big risk that's not worth taking. What the fuck is the point of oral sex on a woman anyway? Use your fingers or dick for that shit.

but you literally can
cdc.gov/hiv/risk/vaginalsex.html
not anymore, I won't until I get into a serious relationship again. I only do it for people I know are clean and that I really care about

>ITT: cringecels that have never had sex but feel like they have the right to police the proper way of doing it
Pathetic.

that's why you get them checked, and I'd like a source on that statistic
cunnilingus can be fun and unique for the woman and man, but it's not worth doing outside a stable relationship because of risks

Because it's a TV show and you can't waste seven minutes on a sex scene.

>tfw takes forevee to cum from sex
>cant cum from bjs or hjs
>ususlly have to get my gf to suck my balls while i jerk it to get off

stop watching porn and do nofap for a while, that made me cum from BJ's again

t. dental dam

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>panties matching the dress
Oh my

I only use it when I eat out your disease ridden mom

needs work.
should mention astro
>opting out of a raw deal
this final line also needs to change to fit the lawn/grass theme

>Why did Rust fuck her again?
because shes hot and Rust is an alcoholic nihilist

Just look at her face and you'll know it
"wrong" hole

>mfw death grip

It's more about how the dick is not dry so it gets and stays better "lubed" and how the foreskin also helps all the lubricant stay inside the pussy (the "head" doesn't just pull all the lubricant out). Also the dick is thicker.

a bit of every answer and also he missed a wife and intimacy.

>White women are used to cut dicks
Ever heard of Europeans? You just have cut dicks so your (((overlords))) can blend in easier.

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It looks like when you peel a hardboiled egg out of the shell and you get a big hunk of the shell instead of a tiny little piece and the egg plops out.

what a nice dress...

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By not being a degenerate

>caring about a womans pleasure

Mate.....

>pothead
what?

haha fuck you man delete this right fucking now i 'm not joking fuck you man haha

I've fucked my brothers gf and one of my best friends girlfriend. Sometimes you just get real horny and you make someone else feel horny and it can be hard to resist. The only thing that stops people from doing this shit is that they're incapable of getting the girl aroused or the fear of getting caught. Sometimes the fear of getting caught actually makes it more arousing.

I would never do that to my brother or my best friend, and neither of them would do it to me. You're a little faggot beta bitch, and I bet you think this is alpha behavior. I'm guessing you lacked a strong male role model growing up. If you were part of my "inner circle" of friends, I'd beat your wannabe ass bloody with a smile on my face.

>So I just cum on their face and walk out
Holy fucking kek

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Would you deny dat ass, faggot?

Haven't seen the actual answer throughout this whole fucking thread:

There's no way Rust is getting regular sex. He probably hasn't had any for literal years. Don't know about you but I come quick after 3/4 weeks without any.

I thought this was a great sex scene because it's realistic. Of course the drug-addled monk who hasn't boned for years isn't going to be able to go for hours.

Rust is literally me though

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But you wouldn't know that I fucked them

fuck

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And you would be hoping like hell I never found out. You and those two sluts would be persona non grata with myself and my friends for the rest of your lives.

>He doesn't do the wait & slam
She's cheating bro

But it's so hot, user.

>have a gf
>still just go to work and go home

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You're not being the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild west

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>Romans 2000 years ago
>Italians today
>same message
>equally based

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I'm not trying to convince you of anything, just making you aware that your actions are those of an insecure little man with no respect for those who you should be closest to. You must live a sad, lonely life.

Lol humans are still animals, marriage is a weak societal bond broken all the time by the stronger force of biology when the benefits of a more viable mate outweigh the consequences.

He had a girlfriend for a bit that was friend of Marty’s wife of something, didn’t he?

This is kind of based.

What is her reaction after the sex again? I remember she looked shocked but was it from pleasure or how rough/fast it was?

The scene didn't call for a long drawn out sex shot. That's literally the only reason

Maggie's doctor friend from the hospital she worked at.
They break up cause she wants to have kids and Rust doesn't in a deleted scene. There's probably a deleted scene like that for Roland and his gf too.
youtube.com/watch?v=89FObkqroZY

>it's another "a bunch of incels arguing about why it's actually a good thing that no woman wants to touch them" episode

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Threads like these almost make me forget how bad the last three episodes of TD S1 were.

I think it was more of she realized what she had just done, probably felt great too though

apparently she 'hadn't been fucked like that since before the kids' so presumably Marty was so hung she got filled or she hadn't had a lot of sex standing up.

> Destroyer of Thots

>fucking some slut without a condom
>feel it coming, tell her
>she tells me to pull out
If she had told me to creampie her I'd have filled her. I can't do random club sluts anymore, I completely lose it and I might get one pregnant or get some std

>how bad the last three episodes of TD S1 were
What is this meme?
I really can't see any significant drop in quality from E5 to E6.

welcome to the 80/20 rule of the e-social world where being a average looking dude means you get the bottom of the barrel choices.

So I guess nobody here has had fast, on the spot sex before? This happens when it's a passionate spur of the moment fuck.

Pretty sure her ass was body double. The scene cuts clearly make it obvious.
Her ass is not that big.

>proud of being premature ejaculator
>proud of being a dud root

If that's your spin, doc

It is that big.

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>shows her tits
>gets a body double for her clothed ass

Never understood this meme.

Jesus Christ. You know nothing about how to please women, do you?

Do you have the one for Marty too? Pretty sure I’ve seen it before.

this post ruined my day

fuck you

Have you fucked and ass before? It gets loose pretty quickly and is also a cavernous area once you get past the sphincter.

would you look at that?

>White women are used to cut dicks
Only in the jewcucked USA, and even then, they're """white""" women.

I always got the impression that Roland was gay and racist, while his partner was homophobic and a nigger.

You could always pay the jewish doctor that snapped your foreskin to grow it back

To all the people laughing and shaming this user, he isn’t far off. The natural, uncircumcised penis does have a slight rib effect on the vagina. The foreskin bundles and unbundles, sliding back and forth over the penis head, while it’s moving in and out of the vagina. But the ribbing obviously isn’t over the entire penis, it’s just on the foreskin.

Or she made it up to piss off Marty, you retard.

Was this a feed and seed or more of a fuck and suck?

*cum

>once you get past the sphincter
Does your penis disconnect?

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I love this pic

this is actually the best thing you can do if you're a fast finisher, based

This is bullshit. Some uncut dicks don't even have foreskin loose when they're erect.