600 POUND LIFE THREAD #2

she shit herself in the airport

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She shit herself on a wheelchair when she got off the plane in Houston. The black wagies couldn't push her ass to the bathroom fast enough. She also had some impressive fast food feasts.

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fat girl pissed herself riding through the airport or plane or something.
>shart in mart
basically just happened. I wasn't paying much attention.

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Honestly kinda feeling like she ain't gonna make it

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>be neet
>parents sick of your idle ass
>pull some strings and get you a job at the airport
>you clean and pick shit up, how hard can it be? plus money for your waifu figs and games
>"user, THE LARGE CUSTOMER JUST SHIT HERSELF. GET THE MOP"
>J-just 5 more days till payday....

Wagecuck will have a bad time cleaning up a wheelchair

Went from 185 to 180 since new years and added weight on all my lifts since then

No.

You missed the best bit this entire season.
>fat bitch can't decide whether to piss before or after flight
>decides to piss after
>incredible scene of airport wage cucks hauling her to the bathroom as she informs them that she's running out of time
>"wait... nevermind."

i still cant believe jazz got blacked

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Das amazin

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>jazz
I watched this show last night for the first time with the Yea Forums stream. It's going to be my Tuesday watch from now on. It's even more horrifying than fatkino.

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Cross off the shitting scene, she shat herself.

672 winrar

We're getting LAYGZ down the "y" axis today

pls no. we're already too far from the lord's light.

>Uhm I need to shit
>BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP
the worker look sad
mister shekelberg come to see the situtation
>OY VEY WAGY SHE JUST SHITTED HERSELF
All the other patient look sad
>THAT IT
say shekelberg
>WAGIE WASH THAT
>Y-yes sir but we dont have any washing stuff
SHEKELBERG LONG NOSE CAN SNIFF THE SHIT OF A THOUSAND INDIAN
>THEN LICK IT
>all the wagie lick the poopoo
>relolololo lick lick lick
the wagie now kiss the shit
the end

holy fuck that asian nurse is getting huge

closest to the mark

wtf where did you find this???

Good catch, I'll X it out.

>Low to mid 600s
More like 700 on the money

ITS TIME

same. didn't expect watching youtube videos with a bunch of anons would be so comfy.

hello!

by osmosis

>tfw missed trannykino yesterday
>missed 20 mins of fatkino today

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It's me.

Some links are better left unclicked

GRAPES

YOGURT

FUG FAT BEEPLE

this bitch thinks she can lie. crackers and grapes for snacking.

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Dr no is a fucking savage anymore

Hot

>GRAPES

YOU FUCKING LIAR

THE DOCTOR AINT FUCKIN HAVIN IT

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>work as a janitor at an all you can eat buffet/cafeteria
>every so often we get a 600 pounder
>pray to God that they don't need to shit
>sometimes they do
>it's my job
>On one occasion it's like they missed the toilet on purpose
>Nothing IN the toilet buy it's ALL OVER IT
>The once gleaming white throne is shit brown and a small lake of liquid shit covers the floor and seeps into the conjoining stalls
>somehow they managed to escape before I could lose my job by hitting them
I'm looking for another job.

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would.

THATS
NOT
TRUE

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lmao what a fucking liar

>Trying to bullshit Dr. Now

What a dumb roastie

>Crackers, yogurt, grapes
Why do they lie every fucking time

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liar liar

>grapes crackers yogurt

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>i have a bad habit of waiting all day and binge eating at the end of the day
>that's not true!
Fuck, the words aren't savage, but the way he said it might count for LAYGZ

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The old drop and run, a classic.

Why is this Dr so mean? It's not going to help their situation at all, it's just being a dick. They don't deserve that.

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>crackers, yogurts, grapes...
jesus, this bitch...

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>I don't snack, I don't know how I'm almost 700
>"DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!"
>Uhh, grapes sometimes
>"YOU DON'T GAIN 300 POUNDS EXTRA EATING GRAPES"

Dr. Now laying down the law.

>i know you snack on junk food, bitch
lean in, dr now

This girl is telling us she got to 700 pounds on crackers and grapes

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actually .5 rounds up to 637 so they were right

Doesnt mention the 70 dollars of fast food she ate

Eating healthy is too expensive
(orders mcdonalds 3x a day plus pizza)

"I can't eat healthy even though I spend so much on fast food a day."

I was 260 last year
285 currently

>Have a tv crew recording you eat fast food all day
>Lies about what she eats

But how in the fuck did they manage to run?

Younan went really hard on her

Confess.

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>i cant afford less food i can only afford more food
you dumb bitch

I am 7 days into a fast, down 11lbs

What the fuck, user? What have you been snacking on?

Knowing airports and how they work, they'll just take the seat off and toss it, per fed regulations. And didn't report it, so HAZMAT doesn't get involved.

*673

You need to lose 50lbs by next month

"IF YOU WANNA HAVE A CHANCE TO LIVE"

Dr. Younan" ICE COLD" Nowzaradan.

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i'm kinda amazed how little fat blacks we get on this show.

damn, this guy's soul is totally crushed

yogurt, grapes, maybe some crackers

When you get on the show, you should give us a shoutout

>taxi driver watching her waddle into the cab

It wouldn't have been easy. They would have needed a crew and a plan.

I clicked the link and I did not turn away.

>not having a power level high enough to teleport a 700 lb body out of the bathroom and into the car in a mere 20 minutes

I haven't done cardio in over a week

you need to lose 200 pounds in the next 10 seconds

>Eating healthy is expensive and we are on a very limited budget
Diddn't she just spend $60 on one meal of burgers and pizza? That is a month worth of rice and beans.

>work at an all you can eat buffet/cafeteria
There was some obese bitch who had a blowout in the dining area, and just blasted diarrhea all over the chair and the carpet and the patron/chair behind her.

>lie
>get called out
>lie
>get called out
>lie
>get called out
">i think the appointment went well"

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I keep telling myself I'm going to run tomorrow but I never do

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How rare is very rare?

worst fucking job of my life, I meant to add.

"I'm shocked at my weight"

Bitch, you can't walk because you're so fat, you left "shocked" behind at 400 and a pile of burger wrappers.

>TLC (originally an initialism for The Learning Channel

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She would be cute if she wasn't 670 pounds

The FCC does not approve of the black lifestyle.

she's a wow player and "rare" quality items are actually pretty common so she's definitely kicking back sleeves of oreos hourly

nice kitty

I'm skinnyfat and I've been telling myself that I'll going to fix my belly for years but have done nothing.

No she wouldn't

HOW DO PEOPLE AFFORD APARTMENTS AND CARS AND FOOD

I CAN'T FIND A JOB AND $11/HR ISN'T ENOUGH TO LIVE ON AAAAAHHHH

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>I'm fully committed and have ate only protein and I also stuck on the diet

What are the chances she's fucking lying again?

I haven't done any serious exercise in several months. I ride my bike to work every day but it takes two minutes, so that doesn't count. I'm going on a snowboarding trip this weekend and am going to kill mug laygs

OH SHIT JASMINE CLAIMED FUCK OFF EVERYONE

>THAT SISTER

I might be in love bros

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no she wouldnt
youre probably mistaking the fat in her face for youthfulness
or you have autism

Jasmine best girl!!!!!!!!

Free money from Uncle Sam.

i feel ya. get on disability or be woman and have a bunch of kids

You need to share a multi-bedroom apartment

can we get a "relative/friend is a slampig" square added to the bingo card?

Place your bets boys, does she succeed or fail?

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God Almighty Jasmine has the perfect balance of thickness

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We're a "cheat day" away from LAYGZ. After the moving to Houston road trip scene we will also be a blown off therapy session from LAYGZ as well, so this might be a double-LAYGZ episode.

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I've been so depressed with school that I haven't gone to the gym in a month.

no she wouldnt. shed still have those fucked up teeth and dumpy attitude

dude there's been a lot of fat black women on this show. We had one earlier this season. It's fat black men that you rarely see. Black dudes do not like to see doctors

Mom is a manipulator

Road trip incoming. Also need a lying to dr. Now about how much they eat

She did do BBW modeling.

bbw-chan.nl/bbw/res/87188.html

Why do the obese girls always have boyfriends and husbands and i can't find one gf.

>The Carpet
You have my sympathies.

>disability
>move to flyover state
>get a gf, never marry and make her have kids to claim them on taxes and get gibs

I watch this problem in the hopes of more Assanti brothers.

She's not off to a great start so I'm going to assume not.

stay hydrated. easy to forget when its cold

"Can't wait to start my new life"

>Does the same nothing that led to 670 pounds.

Doc. was right. She thinks the surgery is a magic bullet, she'll have it and the fat will disapear like magic and she can pound all the pizza and burgers she wants.

He's seen it all. He's beyond based. He is immune to fatties.

Been trying to get back into exercise after being sick and having to take a couple months off, but I start getting a weird heat rash/hive thing on my face if my heart rate gets too high and I warm up too fast. Not sure why it's happening now it didn't happen a month or so ago. Guess it's only weights now and not HIIT cardio every couple days.

She did say she had sweets while on her diet, does that count?

Im sorry guys... Its on its way

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Get a job and save, you have to start somewhere. 11/hr is better than 0/hr. I have a home, but I dont drive and use the bus.

I'll take it into consideration. We haven't got the thermodynamics square yet this season so I'm thinking about replacing it, although we might fill that in tonight.

>that alex on joe rogan right before fatkino
I'm gonna have to start that from the beginning later.

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I was about to get 3 cheap burgers, but after watching this Im drinking Pepsi Zero, honey cookies and tuna

>thin
wow so i guess you just hate america

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nice address and phone number dumbass. You just doxxed yourself

so why made you think it was a good idea to post your address on Yea Forums

You dont look fat,user

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Running from your children burns a lot of calories.

I need to hear them say something like "Today was a cheat day" or see them pig out on the kind of meal they would have at the beginning of the episode to fill that box.

was she wearing a skirt and no underwear? how is that possible?

thin trust unironically has more calories then the normal crust

IT'S A FUCKING NECROMORPH!

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>speedlore

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This one? Fail. She's already making excuses, just getting started.

That one from a couple of weeks ago, who's mother was fucker her up, she's gonna make it, because she found her "Fuck you, Mom, I'm doing this" place. She got to work.

This one wants everything done for her. She's failed before she even started. She wants her pat on the head and the magic bullet surgery, all the while cheating on her diet.

good thing you got a diet coke

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heres a thought

have you tried bagging a 600lb woman?

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Ah, so a no shame cheat day

>James St

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who cares what the fuck are you gunna do

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Looks like a mudslide

Nice Phone number

>James St
kino

It's absolute kino

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user you just posted your full address and face on 4channel

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lost 30 lbs this winter, going great bro, thanks for asking :)

use credit to pay for shit, and pay down the principle with income, don't try to save up your income in liquid bank accounts before buying.
Yeah some people over-leverage their credit and create more debt than they can pay off, to the point they're barely covering their interest with payments, but that doesn't mean the opposite of never using credit is good for you. It's all about balance.
Also 11 should be a starting wage, if you've been working there for a year and aren't making more yet, you need to start looking elsewhere. Try to look into government jobs, they are usually much higher paying and have good health insurance, think like utility companies, city property management companies, everything, just start looking around in your leisure time since you already got a job.

You look like a faggot.

ta I always have a bottle of water and a bottle of poweraid in my back pack when I go. Always have to flip my back to my front on the chair lift so it doesn't get caught and lynch me.

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Im saving your autodoxx retard.

Ive posted it before and also its the stores phone number not mine learn to fucking read

>bit of ass sweat showing through the pants of their friend helping them move
WHOA. Gonna need a screencap.

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260-249 since year start

>thin

Ya tryna lose weight?

DELET

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>TFW 210 when started watching fatkino
>Now like 155
>TFW traded bloat for twink

>I'm gonna order food for myself and you guys can keep working

lel

>HIIT
honestly that should be advanced work only. it's not good for everybody.

To delete your post, click the box above File and scroll to the bottom of the page. On the bottom right side there will be a delete button

This is the store's address, right?

I'm keep letting my sadsack attitude keep me from working out, but I've been cutting most foods out of my life and eating less.

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Start lifting and eating then

Stupid traffic I missed the 1st half

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>thin crust
>coke zero
>CANADA

I'm not surprised

The sister looks like a fucking crackhead. Look at those teeth.

Sexy.

Jasmine has a perfect trailer trash figure

Place your bets. She lost 5lbs

why would I delete it? lol

TWENTY-SIX POUNDS! She was supposed to lose eighty!

it's still going to be in the archive.
forever.

I tried fucking a fatty. Her idea. I was young, and horny. We're talking maybe 300 lbs.

Couldn't get hard, felt like I was making out with a couch.

I don't have the fatty fetish gene.

fucked this girl last summer who had to have been at least 4 bills, have no idea what i was thinking. i have flashbacks of her struggling to get out of my bed the next morning when i watch this show. at least i was doing god's work.

Place you bets

hello fellow Ontario liver

Man I've doxxed myself on Yea Forums and /ck/ before years ago. It's soul crushing and posting screenshots makes me almost have a heart attack and makes me go back and check them 5 times before finally posting them here. I hope this teaches you a valuable lesson.

2 6 L B S
6
L
B
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YIKES brother -HH

Nice. Really depends on your height. 155 isn't really twink weight.

no change

I thought the same thing. I love skinny completely average looking girls who I could feed a bag of crack and get them to do literally anything to my penis

A FEW TIMES

Just saying if you wanted to, usually people want to but dont know how.
also
80lbs goal
26lb reality OOF

Biggest neckfat I've ever seen. Jesus fuck.

>it'll put me at 592

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What is it about these trailer trash girls with janky teeth that gets my boner bursting?

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YOU RUNNING OUT OF TIME

>WE DOXED YOU BOY YOU GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS NOW HAHA
oh who gives a fuck jesus

Have a kino lil lunch Anan, you deserve it

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Fuck you guys. I'm like 20 seconds behind on the only stable stream that doesn't constantly buffer.

>I don't even understand how this is possible
BITCH YOU ATE MORE CALORIES THAN YOUR BODY USED

Yes, in Canada each apartment building has their own Domino's franchise

Uh oh! Dr Now is not going to be happy.

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>I don't understand how this is possible

Yeah, how was it possible she didn't lose that much weight? She was just eating crackers and grapes.

>I DON UNDASTAN
>BUH AH ALREADY MOVE

>26 pounds

They feel obtainable.

holy shit shes delusional

BUT WE ALREADY MOVED

>155
>Twink

Sorry user, but I'm 110lbs and still want to lose more.

They're so fucked up, they'd even fuck you?

the laws of thermodynamics don't apply to me

Wait, did she gain or lose 26 lbs?

>DR NOW CALLED FAT FUCK A BULLY

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LOL SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR BEING A BULLY

lose 26, but in 2 months.

Hey, everyone knows moving to Texas makes the weight just melt off.

>Doc doesn't even say goodbye

>Fucking BASED AS BASE

They're easy, they are great fucks and they are pretty fun
t. live in Kansas and go to the bar by the huge trailer park every Friday or Saturday night

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>Yea Forumsro getting bully by the landwhale he fucks

It is not fair bros...

is it weird that i watch goldeneye speedlore even though i dont speedrun games and think speedrunners are degenerates? goldeneye was a sick game.

How do fat fucks think they can lie about how much they eat. You can literally see it

She needs to cut back on the grapes

Eugenia, shouldn't you be in the hospital?

I've been looking for this
thanks user

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You should cosplay as an anime girl for a joke haha

I was gonna binge with this but fuck it..not this time
Someone use it and post your order. Use all and no tip.

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How is it so hard to just... not fucking eat food? It's literally more effort to eat food than to not.

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I thought everything was bigger in Texas

>I FEEL LIKE I'VE ALREADY DONE A LOT

Reminds me of that sargon of akkad pic

I'll allow it. Not checking off the road trip box since we didn't get one. They were in Washington before the commercial break and moving shit out of their truck in Houston after the break.

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What Now doesn't realize is that I sneak into his patients apartments and inject lard into their veins when they're sleeping.

I'm only 5'5 so 110lbs isn't dangerously underweight

"Frustrating and confusing"

Nailed it. She wanted a pat on the head for minimal effort, and free surgery, while stuffing her fat face.

Doc knows who and what he's dealing with. Want free surgery, bitch? Stop eating, and stop lying.

And, none of it is HER fault. Of course not. She worked HARD, guise. She really did. SHE WALKED. She rode in a car, and ordered food. SHE DESERVES MAGIC FATTY SURGERY.

I ve never even played goldeneye and I think its cool. Plus RWhiteGoose is based

is this tiffany? the fuck

>living so close to your max means that 5 more people at a random barbeque could make you go broke
I shiggy diggy doo

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i'd use it but on a /fast/. im tired of being a fat fucking faggot

they arent cheap. imagine the money saved on grape bills

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i get bored and eat. or im watching kino and want to eat. live literally two minutes away from McDonalds, Taco Bell, Chick-Fil-A, Dairy Queen, Dominos. Fast food heaven location.

Can you do that with me, but with heroin?

AMIR IS A NAZI

Oh hey, they found Jazz.

This thread is moving so fast nobody will know I'm restoring my foreskin

>POPKINO

Id use it but i already ate and im not that fat yet...

Worst distribution of fat Ive ever seen

Someone get our doxxed friend a few extra pies. Maybe we'll see him next season.

Best part was her face when the boyfriend starts talking about how he had to start feeding her to avoid arguments when she was lying her ass off minutes before.

"I Am Jazz's Smelly Discharge"

I'm already eating dinner, but thanks for being so nice.

Bampuu~

>HES NOT TELLING YOU THE TRUTH
>nigger get mads and steal the phone
quick rundown?

>blames boyfriend

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"I try to avoid pantry full of carbs"

>Knows the exact contents

Average American

>Not putting prank snakes in the ice cream tub for a gag.

>Look at me, I didn't eat this 300 calorie cup of ice cream

Brave. What about the other gallons you polished off?

>boxed rice
>you put butter and milk in that
jesus fucking christ

mmm blue bell

>weird porno shit
i was wondering when these would pop up

Is she gonna make it lads

Tried using it but you can’t use gift cards on future orders. Thanks for the offer though, user, you’re a good man.

>"exercising"

I've been eating rice wrong my entire life, who knew

Are those 2 what the average Yea Forums poster looks like?

The ice cream is halo top which has less calories than pops

>Sharp stomach pains
nope she has a hernia

>i feel like i'm getting stronger
NO! WE HAVE TO STOP HER BEFORE SHE DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE!

Nope, shes a lost cause because shes so delusional.

god those legs are horrid.

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Thats what I thought

That's usually how you make instant rice. Sometimes it's water and butter but usually milk and butter.

>literally cant stop fucking lying

I like where you live, user

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Former fatass here (220lb to 155lb), it’s hard if you’re not in the habit of eating healthy. It’s pretty easy to overeat. Personally I could eat an entire large pizza and not feel even remotely full.

This little greek fuck is SPECIALISED for this, and he has no fucking patience.

inside the belly of the whale

Lung transplant here, they'd stick tubes, well smaller but tubes up my nose and mouth like that while i was awake, it'a called a bronk and they fucking sucked.

My mom used to put a single pat of butter in a huge ass pot of rice, for 7 people. Rice is like that, it has so little flavor, you don't need a lot of seasoning.
Milk, I have no fucking idea, but he's a fat ass too, must be a trailer trash thing.

THIS SUMMER

>Scared of the WALL roastie?
>BUY THIS CREAM GOYLL!

>Pediassure cures manlets
This doesn't seem possible.

>Animated movie for kids with Poison song
>Toilet paper commercial with animated bear singing about having a clean ass

People pay for cable. It's fucking astounding.

Why a transplant user

I think becoming extremely fat fucks up your hunger cues so you can never just feel out how much and when to eat

R.I.P user.

This is the future face of america.

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Enjoy the pizza I just ordered for you, user. Hope you have cash.

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White trash here, I've never heard of making rice with milk. That sounds gross.

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I usually just add some salt and vinegar before sticking it in a ricer cooker, am I weird?

>weight gain liquid for children

What the fuck???

I usually use chicken broth

Birth defect. I'm not fat. It was pulmonary hypertension.

Their stomachs are also stretched to be several times the size of a normal stomach. That's why they never feel full. The weight loss surgery Dr. Now does is to shrink their stomach so they get full really quick and stop overeating.

HURRRR! He sent da pizza to pretend like he ordered it, nobody ever thought of that before, give this user a GOLD STAR! You're a genius! HURRRR! SO FUNNY!

This is the patrician way

>tfw I restored 1-2 inches of foreskin
>tfw my erections don't hurt any more
based

You know they just take it back right

Communism would almost be worth it if our brown leaders banned pharma ads

surprise surprise

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Stop it boner.

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>Next episode is a literal trans sicko

I CANT WAIT

Oh shit that preview to next week looked good.

yum

Nah. I make it with garlic or chicken stock, beef boullion if I'm feeling fancy.

How much vinegar do you add?

meant for

Oh shit you're from Hamilton? I live here too

THE MEMES ARE CROSSING

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Nigga what the fuck are you doing

silly misnomer. all you are doing is stretching skin from your shaft; your foreskin is gone.

>girlfriend has gallbladder attack
>boyfriend is sitting there smiling

He's definitely a feeder.

>2 autist feeder boyfriends in a row

After she dies femnons, your chad is waiting for you.

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Why is this dude still with this bitch. She is bully as fuck.

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NEW THREAD

That shitty smirk when he tells her she failed.

She thinks by going to the hospital for fake symptoms, he'll do the surgery out of sympathy.

In before she starts blaming him again.

Sucks, I have narrow arteries so I'll probably have a heart attack before 40 regardless of how I eat or work out, good luck user.

yeah senpai, where you at?

I never measure it but if I had to guess it's a few tablespoons for 2 cups of rice

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Yes and no, you still get unbelievably large benefits from restoring so its still worth it

yeah rice just needs a slice of butter or spill of oil. put it in with the water while cooking. optionally, pinch of salt when plated.

>boyfriend got her a bull

Thanks, I'll probably try this next time I cook some rice.

space marine legs

I eat one meal a day. A 600lb style meal

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Former weightlet here (150lbs to 250lbs @ 6ft), booze is the worst when it comes to weight control. I don't even eat that much but most of my calories come from booze.

Fatkino vs Trannykino vs Hoardkino, which is the ultimate TLCkino?