>Orson Welles: I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
>H.J.: I’ve never understood why. Have you met him?
>O.W.: Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
>H.J.: He’s not arrogant; he’s shy.
>O.W.: He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.
Orson Welles: I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man
ree
I miss him so much
Who was in the wrong here?
based Dom Deluise
As if that alcoholic fatso is any better
He used to be a chef on TV, but now he just sits at home with his ass up his ass!
>WEposting and BTFO seething libcucks before our time
was he the original 4channe(ler)
based
>that kind of man
bwaaaaaaaaaaaah the jew
I love his takes. He and Marlon Brando were both bloated narcissists with no filter with the perfect excoriating takes.
Orson was allowed to be a bloated narcissist because he really was better than everyone else and needed his fat rolls to contain his immense intellect
My mother's side of the family is Irish and they are all Machiavellian cunts, so I believe this.
I think they're both examples of fully realized people. Bloatmaxxed pinnacles of humanity.
>that fucking blubber
And he has the gall to attack others
Fuck man, I kinda relate to Woody Allen's behaviour. It's something that I try to change but I find it hard because it's a state that I've been comfortable being in after all these years.
>AAAAAAHHHH the french chahmpaaayne
what makes us superior minded people so fucking fat, bros?
t. nebbishy jew
Not Jewish but I'm pretty greedy sometimes lmao
Who's HJ? He sounds like a cuck.
I hate jews too
>H.J.: By the way, I was just reading Garson Kanin’s book on Tracy and Hepburn.
>O.W.: Hoo boy! I sat in makeup during Kane, and she was next to me, being made up for A Bill of Divorcement. And she was describing how she was fucked by Howard Hughes, using all the four-letter words. Most people didn’t talk like that then. Except Carole Lombard. It came naturally to her. She couldn’t talk any other way. With Katie, though, who spoke in this high-class, girl’s-finishing-school accent, you thought that she had made a decision to talk that way. Grace Kelly also slept around, in the dressing room when nobody was looking, but she never said anything. Katie was different. She was a free woman when she was young. Very much what the girls are now. I was never a fan of Tracy.
>H.J.: You didn’t find him charming as hell?
>O.W.: No, no charm. To me, he was just a hateful, hateful man. I think Katie just doesn’t like me. She doesn’t like the way I look. Don’t you know there’s such a thing as physical dislike? Europeans know that about other Europeans. If I don’t like somebody’s looks, I don’t like them. See, I believe that it is not true that different races and nations are alike. I’m profoundly convinced that that’s a total lie. I think people are different. Sardinians, for example, have stubby little fingers. Bosnians have short necks.
>H.J.: Orson, that’s ridiculous.
>O.W.: Measure them. Measure them!
>>O.W.: He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.
Not a fan of Woody Allen, but I always thought this was very weird for him to say.
As an Irishman he's right, we only talk to each other through slagging
Henry Jaglom
why?
also a pedophile
It's a ramble of baseless claims, wild assertions and a projection of orsons idea of a timid personality on to Allen.
well, you have to remember he was extremely drunk when he said it.
>Carole Lombard
She had the biggest potty mouth in Hollywood and also hated wearing underwear. Love her movies, also when she was making Twentieth Century with John Barrymore, he was ill and drunk and didn't want to finish the movie. To keep him from quitting, she promised she'd let him fuck her after the last day of shooting
I love Orson Welles.
He wasnt really allowed anything. He was blacklisted and had to make films in Europe.
it's not baseless. I've noticed the same trend with certain, mostly leftist type people.
The virgin Woody vs the CHAD ORSON
>He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.
Can someone explain? I think I have this
Woody Allen isn't macho like Orson Welles.
It makes him seethe with rage that someone like Allen can get pussy, all pussy belongs to men like Welles.
holy shit
Yes, that 2/10 guy in HS was timid due to his arrogance
>Jaglom was born to a Jewish family in London, England, the son of Marie (née Stadthagen) and Simon M. Jaglom, who worked in the import-export business.[3] His father was from a wealthy family from Russia and his mother was from Germany. They left for England because of the Nazi regime.[4] Through his mother, he is a descendant of philosopher Moses Mendelssohn.[5]
>excoriating
Learned a new word, thanks.
proof of muh irish heritage
No you haven't.
Imagine unintentionally explaining the jewish condition this well
leftists hate themselves, but still somehow maintain their arrogance, it's really bizarre.
I like Woody Allen but I think it makes a lot of sense. He's a director that makes pretentious artsy movies about himself being awkward and self-deprecating.
he's right you know
I speak from experience
It's the combination of self-loathing, self-righteousness, and self-pity.