So lets talk about machine elves and how alex jones just decoded reality. im literally shaking right now...

>i want to hug someone and start a family so my ancestors in my body can live on.
this is unironically deep

youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU

Why does it start mid sentence?

i would normally tell you to do dmt and experience those elves to see for yourself, but now i unironically think its dangerous and i probably wont ever do it again and wont recommend it to anyone

because the entire thing hasn't uploaded yet on account of it being 4 and a half hours of 1080p content that was live streamed you dumb zoomer

they didnt edit it properly probably, or the youtube has a limit of 4 hours so they have to custom reupload it or something, you can probably wait for normal upload or watch this

cried laughing one minute pondered the nature of reality the next. true podcastkino

i've done dmt a buncha times and i ain't never seen any elves or shit like that

because you are an easily impressed faggot who can't think a straight thought or do any research. Jones target audience are lumbering retards, that why he will always get along with Rogan. Buy some vitamin supplements faggot.

Hello Schlomo

judging from the way you type, i'm guessing it's because you're a fucking retard

>Joe and Alex leave to go bash some rails in the bathroom
>Eddie immediately brings up 9/11

>everyone who has ever taken high doses of hallucinogens has reported contact with geometrical entities often referring to themselves as elves

why?

It's true now that I think about it desu

>we never got to learn what the different types of aylmaos were

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maybe you didnt inhale enough? i know some people dont inhale enough times because its so strong and just fly somewhere 'inbetween' after the first toke and dont 'break out'. happenned to my friend, and to me once. This stuff is so strong that you may need someone to help you prepare the second hit fast for you, because after the firsst exhale literally the same second you start to hear like jet enging turning on in your ears and feel like passing out, but you have to control yourself and get the second hit fast to make sure you break out properly.

>literally countless articles on half-human, half-animal chimeras
You faggots said this was fake. What in the fuck.

bbc.com/earth/story/20170104-the-birth-of-the-human-animal-chimeras

technologyreview.com/s/545106/human-animal-chimeras-are-gestating-on-us-research-farms/

news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science/

Somewhere in a top secret underground lab there are humanoid fish men clawing at the window to their tanks begging for death.

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no one said it was fake user
you're on Yea Forums where anything goes

*drops the biblical induced death-state interdimensional elf-council pill on 200k+ rapt podcast viewers*

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sorry user but your psychic aura is lacking enough energy to penetrate into the 5th dimension

Reminder that space is fake.

It's true though and I only did a small dose of mushrooms.

They're coming for him.

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im still thinking about it

i think this podcast broke the medium and transitioned into something that one would be able to call high art

I've listened to Alex a lot but this felt different. Do you all feel it too? My mind is working differently than before. It's responding to more stimuli. More calculations per minute.

fucking elve controlled zombie... - ELVIE .

FUCKING ELVIES

90% of the things he said were pretty much true
and 50% of the shit he said would be multi million dollar franchises and critically acclaimed if they were sci-fi novels

>When Eddie actually said the words "Zionist shill"

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>fuck your brain up with potent psychedelic drugs and you'll start to think like me! :D
How about no, retard.

>round earth shill
why is anyone still listening to this guy?

What was your favorite part Yea Forums? I liked Alex's story of being 14 years old and fighting a buff black man, no-selling a tombstone piledriver which cracked the concrete, beating the guy and his family up and then going to jail. Very kino

Fucking based

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The Men Who Stare at Goats.

The movie is a propaganda job though.

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god being consciousness that floats through space in the form of a cylinder akin to the one in a rendevous with rama that keeps all the evil at the back and created the universe to test himself therefore the universe is god and god is the universe and if god is the universe then evil is a part of it as well and constantly trying to clamber towards the front of it, testing him and us

also cia turning university kid's hearts off so they can talk to demons for them

>aliens created animals out of human genome (humans are aliens) "as a backstory" and put us on this planet as an experiment
What in the goddamn fuck. Where can I read more about this?

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they didnt like you

so what's the big enchilada, fellas?
they have humanoid chimeras to inevitably enslave and facilitate organ farming when the post-term abortion trade dries up.
american federal police have contact with psychic vampires with a plan to rape us to death and kill us as a final sacrifice before they merge with machines.
where is this going? when does this come to affront?

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A secret alien race controlling the world is a VERY old and played out idea.

He literally just said that he wouldn't recommend it. Did you even read? "Retard"?

Love how Eddie fully believes Joe and Alex are shills despite being friends with them for decades. Also, he's right.

>tfw currently reading revelation space books
>getting into mischief with a gang of hyper pigs is a reality

>A secret alien race controlling the world
that's LITERALLY not what he said though

How pissed do you think Jaime, Joe's CIA handler, is right now?

What did he LITERALLY say? I'm not sifting through a 5 hour podcast.

the point is that people all around the world on the different types of hallucogens report seeing literally same entities and they behave the same way

fuck off then

>people doubted this
youtu.be/H2b9kyYVdS8

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I want to be educated. Share the knowledge so we can all be enlightened, user.

Every ancient alien theorist ever, Erich Von Daniken and Zecharia Sitchin for a start.

EDDIE YOU FUCKING SPIC FAGGOT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY THAT CONGRESSMEN DON'T CONDONE THE KILLING OF FUCKING BABIES FOR REAL CONFIRMED? YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. PULL THAT UP RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWW

>I'm not sifting through a 5 hour podcast.
you are missing out big time

The big enchilada:
youtube.com/watch?v=-5yh2HcIlkU&t=2h30m39s
2h30m39s

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>because after the firsst exhale literally the same second you start to hear like jet enging turning on in your ears and feel like passing out, but you have to control yourself and get the second hit fast to make sure you break out properly.

yeah i'd say i went through that. what happened next is what i would describe as a personal hell in the visual sense. i saw quite vivid dreamlike imagery of my friends and family doing what i felt like evil. rape, murder, torture, you name it. i felt intense terror and dread during this sequence. after i came out of it i felt the most unimaginable euphoria and my entire field of vision was changed and every surface i saw had a cartoon like coloring and texture to it and i saw these tentacle like things made out of some kinda energy just coming out of the ground.

I've taken insane amounts of really good acid, also plenty of mushies and dmt, never met any elves

the big take away is God knows everything except how it was created, the earth is a flat simulation, space is just a skybox, Hitler and the Nazi's were contacting demons/ayy lmaos

Unironically here.

m.phys.org/news/2018-05-gene-survey-reveals-facets-evolution.htmlSweeping gene survey reveals new facets of evolution

>Sweeping gene survey reveals new facets of evolution

May 28, 2018 by Marlowe Hood
For the planet's 7.6 billion people, 500 million house sparrows, or 100,000 sandpipers, genetic diversity "is about the sam
For the planet's 7.6 billion people, 500 million house sparrows, or 100,000 sandpipers, genetic diversity "is about the same," Mark Stoeckle from the Rockefeller University in New York told AFP
Who would have suspected that a handheld genetic test used to unmask sushi bars pawning off tilapia for tuna could deliver deep insights into evolution, including how new species emerge?

And who would have thought to trawl through five million of these gene snapshots—called "DNA barcodes"—collected from 100,000 animal species by hundreds of researchers around the world and deposited in the US government-run GenBank database?

That would be Mark Stoeckle from The Rockefeller University in New York and David Thaler at the University of Basel in Switzerland, who together published findings last week sure to jostle, if not overturn, more than one settled idea about how evolution unfolds.

It is textbook biology, for example, that species with large, far-flung populations—think ants, rats, humans—will become more genetically diverse over time.

But is that true?

"The answer is no," said Stoeckle, lead author of the study, published in the journal Human Evolution.

For the planet's 7.6 billion people, 500 million house sparrows, or 100,000 sandpipers, genetic diversity "is about the same," he told AFP.

The study's most startling result, perhaps, is that nine out of 10 species on Earth today, including humans, came into being 100,000 to 200,000 years ago.

>literally thousands of people are tripping on a psychedelic drug every month
>still no hard evidence that these elves exist
Imagine unironically thinking these things?

So how do we cure toxoplasmosis?

this is like the longest most evil dreams i've ever had
>we're already dead
>this is Hell
>the end of the world never comes

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>even when being recorded in long format, they(Jaime the CIA shill) manages to make sure Alex is taken out of context

hmmm

>90% of the things he said were pretty much true

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Imagine being the kind of retard that unironically watches a knobhead who thinks taking DMT is a good idea, ask questions to another idiot who is an obese bullshit peddler (who is currently in a defamation suit)

The important part for brainlets
>The study's most startling result, perhaps, is that nine out of 10 species on Earth today, including humans, came into being 100,000 to 200,000 years ago.

you're right, it's closer to 100%

You don't and most likely it will remain dormant until you're 80 so dw about it

>Nazi's
conspiracy theorists confirmed for low IQ subhumans

Shills arrived.

Weird way to type 0.

The article itself acknowledges it was probably cause by something like a cataclysm

>ywn get to have steaks with Joe Rogan and Alex Jones

Hi, CIA

Read about this in a scott sigler book. It sounds good to me, organs are in high demand always.

>when they had to explain sarcasm to Alex
hilarious

>multi-cellular chinese globalists leaving MSG snail trails
Hard to believe, but big if true.

>I'm socially retarded
>I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore
>Exactly

just watch Twin Peaks.

>if you don't believe every conspiracy theory on its face value spoken by a man who is always exaggerating everything for attention you're the CIA
bravo

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>the CIA is monitoring some retard who thinks Hitler used drugs to get into contact with interdimensional aliens

Mass extinction events are a thing. You don't need aliens to explain a fucking thing. I want to believe in a lot of conspiracies, but whenever aliens show up I know the retards are here.
Any mystery can be explained with humans or earth biology.

Alex will only ever tell 99% of the truth, he's saving the final redpill as a last resort

The fuck are you showing, stop
Close the video

party van's a-comin'

>the CIA is monitoring some retard who thinks Hitler used drugs to get into contact with interdimensional aliens
I know you're being sarcastic, but the cia have been trying to use drugs to talk to aliens since the 60's, and that's not even alex jones bullshit

>do drugs
>stimulates the brain
>reports of the same visions
>lol there must be interdimensional machine elves that only have contact with us when we're on drugs
>trust me, I saw them myelf

It's very telling how he went into "I don't make generalizations" mode when he got called a zionist shill, twice. Just minutes/hours after he was talking about bell curves and chinamen being soulless warriors and native americans psychic.

Lizards, tall whites, greys, mantises

Probably

youtu.be/sPzJjNQaYEA?t=130

He's not making it up. A lot of people have seen the elves on DMT

Ultra was never about alien contact, so no. Fuck off.

>youtube.com/watch?v=T1h4pjr0XOg
what did they mean by this?

Why are you faggots so keen on pussyfooting? How about directly contradicting him if you disagree with something?
>LOL HE SAID 100 I PRETENDED TO THINK HE MEANT ZERO PFFT
Sarcasm is the easiest, most brainlet cope imaginable. Do you think you're clever when you do this?
American federal police monitor Yea Forums, yes. This is mainstream news, dude.

acidmath.me/blogs/acidmath-digest/what-are-the-machine-elves

These DMT elves sound like alright guys. I guess they just want to do their jobs.

ok I regret clicking this

>evil lower dimension = greys and reptilians
>good higher dimension = nordics and transcendentals
Possibly.

I need to explain why Hitler did not in fact contact aliens with psychedelic drugs?
>Yea Forums is mainstream
Absolute kek, no...it isn't.

DUDE YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS
YOU CAN LITERALLY GO ONLINE AND SEE STORIES OF PEOPLE TRIPPING AND MENTIONING 'ENTITIES' THAT THEY TALK TOO AND GIVE THEM MESSAGES AND CGKID ON YOUTUBE MENTIONED ENTITIES

JUST USE YOUR PATHETIC IMAGINATION RUINED BY MASS MEDIA AND FIGURE IT OUT THAT ALEX IS SPEAKING OF ENTITIES LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS ELVES

JESUS

youtube.com/watch?v=tGCpp7HzZ38

Kintesential Kino.

>These DMT elves sound like alright guys
thats what they want you think

>youtube.com/watch?v=5niZ5YOFrt0
>alex gets mad when eddie refuses to choke him out so he can get a rush of dmt from his brain

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Unironically this

>no...it isn't.

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Well that's what you want ME to think, disinfo shill.

Yikes.

>Napoleon
>bad guy
Dropped

It isn't.

>no...it isn't.

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>no...it isn't

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>American federal police monitor Yea Forums, yes
So that means anyone who doesn't immediately suck Alex Jones' dick is police? Fuck you and your RETARD brain, and FUCK Alex Jones for normalizing crazy.

IGNORE SHILLS

DISCUSS PODKINO

Imagine only being here for a few years because of the election and warping your underage brain into thinking that anything on here is "mainstream"

>take drug that fucks with the way your brain processes your 5 senses
>chemical signals and electrical pathways get mixed up all weird and your brain struggles to make sense of it all
>kinda like seeing a rabbit in a cloud even though its just water vapor, your brain starts seeking recognizable patterns in the madness so the result is you feel you are talking to a rabbit made out of green light

>dude this means aliens

Drug users are the dumbest fucking people on the planet

Holy fuck my sides oh my god

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We're all for sure in an NSA database by IP and comment text. Whether that eventually affects us is case by case.

Well, fuck. The stream has some minutes cutted out

Alex's interpretation of the world scares me because it means they can really do some horrible things to those who rebel. They can put you in a torture palace for eternity in your own mind.

>muh sekrit club

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nobodytm is great in small doses
watch too much and it loses its effect

Jaime is CIA. We've known this.

it sounds crazy enough to get debunked as junkie ramblings but too much of it makes sense if you do your research

Hello Eddie

>he has precognition dreams
Holy shit he has the seeings like I do!!!

>if you do your research
Well, share with the class.
>google it
No, prove you've done yours.

is that what they were trying to tell us?

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youtube.com/watch?v=kKv1EoLqT8Y
favorite one I've seen

>if you do your research

Research what? How people who already have a belief in aliens think they are talking to aliens when drugged with DMT because its an explanation that makes sense to them...WHILE ON DRUGS?

It's certainly not a sekret club, but it's not mainstream and this place doesn't represent mainstream opinions at all.

>he still doesn't have precog dreams

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At hour 3 min 40 he describes his trips when getting choked out, and cries about experiencing a whole lifetime in medieval England with wife and kids and watching them die

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Earth is Mexico.

I have the same. Pretty sure it's just the fact that time doesn't exist, it's only a construct and we're just bouncing to a random time in our life.

youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro

he knew about elves since 2011 atleast... imagine holding this info inside your head all this time while everyone think youre crazy

whats the timemark for machine elves?

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does anyone know when the FUCK the whole thing goes up?

He said he spent whole years microdosing DMT IIRC

I'M 16 PERCENT COMANCHE

IS THE POWERFULJRE link on youtube the full interview?

It has no intro and seems to begin right when Alex Jones in is in the middle of an epic rant.

Some of the top kino of our time.

the way he jumped into that role was amazing, he literally brought himself to tears in 10 seconds

>whole years microdosing DMT IIRC
well that fucking explains a lot

the visions that people report are too similar, if you never experienced this i understand it sounds ridiculous

"Viruses, ice ages, successful new competitors, loss of prey—all these may cause periods when the population of an animal drops sharply," he told AFP, commenting on the study.

"In these periods, it is easier for a genetic innovation to sweep the population and contribute to the emergence of a new species."

But the last true mass extinction event was 65.5 million years ago when a likely asteroid strike wiped out land-bound dinosaurs and half of all species on Earth. This means a population "bottleneck" is only a partial explanation at best.

9/10 spicies originated in it's current form between 100,000 and 200,000 years ago.

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I think it was called MK Ultra

>Joe confirmed he'll go on infowars in March

What will that be like? Pretty big honor, Joe literally never does other podcasts/shows.

There is something definitely weird going on with Google. They have tons of internships and research going on for biochip implants right now, coinciding with the surge of big data gathering. Since Alex Jones ban showed that all the social media giants collude with each other, it seems like it's not a far stretch to think they're all in on it. I don't use enough DMT to know their goal though, probably something similar to using humanity as a processor for some Deus Ex bullshit device.

give it an hour to upload you impatient little nigs

Look up Cathy O' Brien and Aug Tellez.

AUGTELLEZ.WORDPRESS.COM

dude, that's fascinating, have you ever smoked DMT?

YT has limit of 4 hours and the show was 4hrs:40mins

maybe Jaime will fix it.

so is this going to be a 5-6 hour podcast?

Infowars may be the only place willing to host Joe's podcast by then.
There's no way he's coming out of this unscathed.

>the visions that people report are too similar
You mean geometric patterns that are already found in nature that are genetically written into your DNA?

Not surprising.

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I missed this guy. Genuine 10/10 entertainment.

Every single high schooler and probably middle schooler has been here. It's not pre 2010 anymore. It's irrelevant whether mainstream opinions are represented here. You're dumb as fuck, kid.

4 and a half

THE ANTI-HUMANS WHO WANT TO KILL GROWN BABIES OUT OF THE WOMB WITH THAT SICK FUCKING SOUTHERN OLD WHITE MAN AND NOT OLD WHITE JUST BECAUSE IT'S TRENDY BUT THE OLD WHITE DISGUSTING MEN WHO KILL BABIES OUT OF THE WOMB TALKING ABOUT MAKING THEM ALL CUMMFFURTABULL HRRRRRMMM YOU SEE THAT VIDEO JOE YOU SEE THAT CAN YOU PROVE AGAINST THAT I SAW THAT VIDEO AND I TALKED TO THESE SCIENTISTS....NO I CANT TELL YOU WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE THEY ARE TOP SECRET HIGH TIER OPERATIVES THAT MY FATHER WHO WAS LIKE THIRD SMARTEST IN TEXAS KNEW BACK IN THE 1800S IF YOU LOOK AT THE HIGH TIER LITERATURE OF THE CRYPTO LEFTISTS NAZI EU THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE SHEBANG TRYING TO PEG ME AS A BAD GUY BECAUSE I DARED TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT SANDY HOOK BUT I KNOW NOW THAT SANDY HOOK WASN'T A HOAX JOE IM NOT A BAD GUY I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT THOSE FAMILIES I'M SAD THAT THOSE SANDY HOOK KIDS DIED JOE OKAY GET OVER IT JOE WE CAN GO BEYOND ALL OF THIS TO THE 11TH GOD DIMENSION AND TALK TO GOD WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO ARE WHERE HE IS BECAUSE HE IS JUST THE ULTIMATE PLAYER IN THIS VIRTUAL REALITY WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE GAME IS ABOUT OUR EXISTANCE AND THE GLOBALISTS AND THE HYPER-TECHNO CULTISTS DONT WANT US TO EXPLORE THE 3RD DIMENSIONAL RESOURCES BECAUSE OUR DIMENSION IS AN ANCHOR FOR THE 2ND AND 4TH AND 11TH DIMENSIONS BUT THE ANTI-CHRISTIANS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT GOD....LISTEN JOE DONT SPEAK OVER ME...THAT GOD DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE COMES FROM SO HE IS IN THIS VIRTUAL COMPUTER GAME WITH US JOE AND THIS UNIVERSE IS A SIMULATION BUT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE REAL...I KNOW IM REAL JOE JUST LISTEN TO ME OR IM GOING TO HAVE TO GET CHOKED OUT BY BRAVO OH SHIT YOU ARE BABY SITTING THAT DRINK FINISH YOUR SCOTCH I HAVE TO PEE THE MOON IS REAL BRAVO I SHOWED YOU THE MOON IN MY GIANT FUCKING TELESCOPE AND IT JUST SHOWS YOU THAT THE GLOBALIST TECHNO-ZOMBIE FREAK CULTISTS WANT TO BRING ORDER TO THE UNIVERSE BUT THE UNIVERSE HAS NO ORDER ITS CHAOS BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE CAME FROM JOE

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>Joe literally was just allowed to be on youtube trending after being blacklisted his entire career
>does this

based

Yeah, exactly. In the movie They Live. The main characters are explained to that the Earth is basically a 3rd world country to the ruling aliens.

I think they only talked about mind-controlling parasites in the beginning.

not that

little entities that hold matter together like little lemmings and tell you things in chorus

here's the first 15mins
youtube.com/watch?v=QzpXMbM-kos

I had when I , not shit either, had smoked DMT. I dont know who was more freaked out, me or them. there was a mantis wearing these head shop hippy colored robes that came up to them, looked at me like "you dont see shit like that everyday", did this genie/bellydancer move, then I was in my room again and feeling exhausted.

The post-birth abortion thing was real. Jamie pulled it up.

Why would Alex Jones - a man with supposedly FAR higher concerns on his mind like psychic elves that control the universe and human-chimeras - care about a relative handful of aborted babies?

fuckoff Eddie

my favorite thing about anyone who talks about the clockwork elves is that they always say they are granted deep insights and knowledge of the structure and nature of being but they never have any specifics cause YOU CANT EXPLAIN IT DUDE ITS TOO CRAZY.

No more nightmares about ex girlfriends, bros. Now when I go to sleep, I go to fight the elves.

Who cares tho?

t. lizard

when i did dmt the elves told me to kill myself

i wont though. fuck em

Alex dreams about the future, including movies he hasn't watched yet.

it makes sense though
they've been to another dimension and spoken to an otherworldy being, if you could just get that info without doing such a thing then well, everyone would have the info

wtf are you faggots talking about I don't see a new Alex Jones EP on the JRE page?

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I can tell just by the way you type that just like in your day to day life when you entered the realm of the elves they all hid and hoped they wouldn't have to interact with you

Hot take - Alex Jones persona is satire, he's a performance artist

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me too though

based
fuck elves
i'd lynch the fuck out of a 4d elf, I bench 1 plate so i'm strong

no shit, still fun to watch tho

You’ve developed mania user

his back is broken, Joe, he could saave fiive liiives Joe.... just make him cooomfortable...

because its the elves who are instructing to do this evil shit. its all connected

Jones is pretty correct about what he's talking about. He just exaggerates too much, gets carried away and is too vague sometimes. Rogan helps him with that. Props to Rogan for having him back on, it seemed like he was really beginning to sell out.

Seriously, do your own research and you will find all these Nazi scientists and crazy elites are into the occult and perform rituals and want breakaway civilizations. Planned parenthood is confirmed to give baby parts to medical research centers. San Fran and Silicon valley are obsessed with psychedelics, the CIA pushed LSD in the 60s and moved on to DMT. Alex is right. They are trying to make an AI overlord too. Google has people working for them who are forming churches to worship AI.

Even the interdimensional elves that control time and space are cringing when you enter the room. Damn, that's harsher than I thought.

it's partly true, he goes for a 200x version of himself
but it's all him, baby

we can't have all gone insane, right? right?

Life experiences, especially tripping balls on dmt, are extremely subjective. Information is explained almost figuratively in such scenarios so that it makes sense to them, almost like it’s their own personal language.
It’s subjective.

>am i going insane
no. your mind is opening up. don't just believe everything but don't disregard it either just because it seems crazy.

if an elf comes at me tonight i'm going to kick it in the head even if it tries to suck me off

elf fucking shits

>We're making AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

please god no

Some of this shit is true. What's wrong is whether the government and elites actually believe this or strive for it.

There's a difference between trying to feed monkeys DMT and brainwash them using TV and visual stimulus as a vehicle to wanting the whole of human society to be like the Matrix

Wow, are you telling me Alex Jones is actually a radio personality? what an astute fucking observation. Fuck off retard.

no it doesnt. people who see eleves are influenced by mckenna memes. i've had pretty extensive experiance with LSD and psilocybin and i've done DMT numerous times and i can very easily put "ego death" into words, ontop of being able to somewhat accuratly describe individual trips.

DMT out of all the psychedelics ive done grants the user the best control over their self, on a DMT trip you still feel like yourself but your surroundings are alien. Its the most clarity ive ever had on a drug and each time its just intense body vibrations and geometric visual hallucinations. No elves, no orbs. Just space without time

im gonna grab my shotgun and do a triple dose of dmt so i can go elf hunting

>you've got astronaut level people taking super hardcore levels of drugs and walking into meetings with these aliens in San Francisco and making intergalactic deals with them

this, but i'm gonna let it suck me off first.

Your argument is a lot stronger if you give sources.

Are they like Santa Claus elves or are they more like god-like LOTR elves?

hell yes brother I'll see you there fuck elves

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>tries to suck me off
Sleeping in the nude ftw

QUICK RUNDOWN ON THE MACHINE ELVES BROS

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>let me tell you what my deep research and basically vision is: and vision just means like things crystallize, epiphany. To talk about 12 dimensions, 11 known, 12 being omnipresence so we don't say it actually exists... to say that is arrogance so I won't say that. But I have had dreams my whole life... they come true, and the weirdest thing, like: a lady drops a thing of pickles at the store... for five years I had a dream that one day I'm there and it's the woman and the pickles break

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tl;dr 1488 GAS THE ELVES DIMENSION WAR NOW

the context is that most of his listeners believe and dont question him

>all planes and aircraft are controlled by AI

Its true, at least, it was

the machine elves unironically told me this, that we're uncomplicated animals and "god" may as well be a chemical in your head.
>inb4 will you fight or die like a dog?

>I can very easily put ego death into words
Do it.

>no it doesnt. people who see eleves are influenced by mckenna memes

NO. I EXPERIENCED THEM WAY BEFORE I KNEW WHO THE FUCK MCKENNA IS. infact i experienced them first time on x60 salvia extract, then second time on dmt.

>most of his listeners believe and dont question him

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they were too polite, we are savages in a cargo cult.

The elves were fucking with you pal
should have punched it in the jaw for trying to mess with your head you beta bitch

groups of the elites are. Google and silicon valley are obsessed with AI. It is everywhere. when you solve a recaptcha you are teaching Google's AI. This is a fact. ''I am not a robot'' is pretty funny when you think about it this way.

Also you could speculate that Yea Forums is just a way to make all your energy negative (lower vibration) and feed it to this AI, which is supposed to live off negative human emotions (lower vibrations). The anti christ could be this AI overlord which ascends from hell (lower dimensions ie frequency/vibrations) to rule over earth and enslave humanity to feed off negative human emotions. idk. im just going off at this point. look into the book of revelations conspiracy and it scarily fits all the shit AJ was talking about and silicon valley etc.

youtube.com/watch?v=JhK5r9wRKu0

they are like little lemmings, speaking and moving together identically, they are weak and small, like little parasites, they feel super small, like little atoms, bacteria

>Americoids couldn't even came up with high level entities themselves so they just copied Ahnenerbe
I need a dmt research that shows that people see the same thing during trips. It's the only thing I ask for

They're lower-tier than humans. They are basically a distraction. Once you become aware you can smash them.

The first thing he said on the podcast was "Yes, I think Sandy Hook happened, no I do not deny it, people going after the parents were wrong"
Yet he's still a Sandy Hook denier? I'd bet my hat that faggot didn't even watch a second of the podcast but has very strong opinions about it.

if anything this proves that the drug just works the same across multiple people's neural pathways. Plus the human mind is great at pattern recognition and actively fills in missing information.

Sounds like the machine elves are more reasonable that the average human. What do they have to gain from lying I wonder?

this thread is like watching a 14 year old try weed for the first time

it seems you have made your choice.

How do i get into contact with cute elf girls

dmt

Ok. So where is the next 30 min or so? The POWERFULJRE link starts with him talking about Becketts.

Dont do it.

>no hard evidence
>of what people hallucinate
really didnt make me think

He is the ultimate sellout. One minute he's talking to Sam Harris and he's a pandering libcuck, the next he's talking to Alex Jones and space elves are manipulating our reality to turn the frogs gays. He just agrees with whoever in front of him.

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>What do they have to gain from lying I wonder?

influence you and make you vote for laws that legalize kill babies

yeah when i was in middle school i was banging the college daughter of dallas incest satantists, that is whenever i wasnt being choked out hundreds of times by my friends for the thrill

Summarizing.

>Nazis discovered interdimensional beings while researching the occult
>Nazis werent defeated but broke away into every government and high level organization
>Continued contact with demon elves while setting up deep state
>there are good interdimensionsal beings but it is much much easier to contact the evil demonic ones
>deep state uses baby parts to contact these beings because after hundreds of dmt trips the effect wears off
>baby parts rejuvenate life and allow contact with these beings
>they want us cattle like and docile, they want families destroyed, they want you to lose all emotional connection to your ancestors and humanity
>oh and you are the sum of all your ancestors parts and their entire being is a part of you

Isn't Sam Harris like a straight up unapologetic sci-fi transhumanist?

So has alex said anything about jews in this whole podcast? If not fuck off.

I think he took Eddie's behaviour pulling at his shirt to be aggressive, so he turned it up to 110% putting him in a hold, shoving him, daring him to choke him, ect, to show he wont be intimidated

i understand. but i am sorry, but it's not worth my time at this point to exhaustively provide sources on this stuff, especially on this board. i suggest you do your own research, look into all the secret societies (skull and bones) and their members and what they believe, CERN and all their weird occult rituals and scientists involved with it.

businessinsider.com/anthony-levandowski-way-of-the-future-church-where-people-worship-ai-god-2017-11

im sorry, i honestly would provide some proper sources but i have other word to do and shouldn't even be posting right now.

compare this handsome young version of alex to the absolutely haggard fat piece of shit on rogan today

dude jews dont matter, they are just avatars for elves

The three reactions of anons on this board
>"haha holy shit, I love watching this nutter go"
>"Goddamn, he's nuts but every now and then he says something true, I want to know more"
>"Alex Jones is a bigot and a monster and needs to be ignored and shamed and if you watch him for any reason you're a nazi"

post your best screenshots

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But why? If transdimensional elves exist, why does the random human baby matter? It's formed in 9 months and can be discarded any time before or after. There's 7+ billion humans on earth.

>tfw a Deus Ex episode turns into a fullblown Kirkbride episode

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side effects of long term use of redpills

He's been on plenty of other pod casts.

lol faggot

-Bogdanoffs bow to Machine Elves
-Are aliens
-Possess rainbow-like abilities
-Control your basement with an iron but fair fist
-Own led zeppelin albums globally
-Direct descendants of the glow in the dark poster your brother bought you
-Will bankroll the first cross-dimensional cities (Elvedangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of homosexual frog editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Machine Elf babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in banned podcasts & Area 51
-Ancient Joe Rogan podcasts tell of roided up machine elf chimpanzee hybrids who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Super Male Vitality R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Machine Elves inside you right now
-The Machine Elves are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of Infowars to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Joe's private kettlebell gym in history literally a few days later to the Machine Elf bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent trip report in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the trans-dimensional chorus. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Machine Elf
-The Elves are about 8 trillion decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they enter promo code rogan at checkout

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because the babies can kill the elves if they get WOKE

but you already knew this you elf fucking shit

t. demonic elf

Mechanical elves with druid's eyes. I won't be sleeping anytime soon.

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Prove it

at one point alex broke down in tears telling the story from the DMT release he got from when he was choked out. he saw his kids death right then and there. now i understand why he wanted to get choked out earlier. he wanted a different vision

to manifest evil in the world and stop humans from achieving its true potential

>i'm kinda retarded

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pretty much, he also had Charles Murray on his show and argues that islam is so bad it's ok to torture muslim extremists and do nuclear first strikes on them lmao, not exactly a libcuck

>im sorry, i honestly would provide some proper sources but i have other word to do and shouldn't even be posting right now.
Nah, that's absolute proof that you have nothing to contribute.

I really wanna fight some elves Yea Forums

Can't blame him. He should have carried a gun. To walk into a room with two dudes who could 100% kill you and play a badass persona must put some heavy pressure on you, especially with all the drugs they did.
The end was a bit sad, when they were just straight up laughing at his tales of being a high-school killing machine. It probably had to do with how he started to cry.

Fucking lmao

he actually did say that jews (along with germans, chinese, italians and south americans) are genetically pre-disposed to collectivism and acting like robots who'll do anything for their group

We're your friend.

I WISH I was a demonic elf. Sounds pretty exciting.

i'm gonna punch you in your tiny ribs

>Eddie getting legitimately angry over a NASA shirt

Prove what? That's just a generalized opinion of the most common ways I'm seeing anons react itt. Some are laughing and having a good time, some are actually digging into Jones' statements and some are crying that he's a bad man who's bad.
I didn't even offer my own opinion of Jones because it wasn't relevant to the post I was making.

but everyone are like this.

Project Artichoke

the midget murder rate is going to go up in the next few days.

poor little guys

I'm sorry if you think that. You're incorrect and unwilling to do your own research. Every thing I said is true and I would provide sources but this is not the time nor place.

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fucking kek

>poor little buggers

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WHY ARE YOU NOT TALKING ABOUT ELPEHANT IN THE ROOM ALEX. WHERE IS MY JEWISH CONSPIRACY. FUCKING ZIONIST FAGGOT

I feel like you are illiterate

I just want to say today has reminded me that Yea Forums can be good like it used to be and not just the mentally ill and retarded whining and arguing about non-issues all day. Thanks.

I keep trying to read this post but it's not working send help

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this thread is reminding me of discovering both /pol/ and /x/ in the summer of 2012 after being a Yea Forumstard for a year

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>this is not the time nor place
Why not? There's probably more people than you think waiting and willing to absorb your knowledge. But you're unwilling (unable?) to give it. Sad to be honest. In the future, keep a list of links if you have real source for your information and want to educate others on the truth.

Kek this.

>she feels her way through life
No wonder you can't think.

>2012
newfag fucking shit

But that is my point.

Through the magic of anime.

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imagine how young the retards on /pol/ are now

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD ELF SHITS

its not the young ones that concern me. That was always a thing

It's the 50+ year olds who barely understand the internet and post like its fucking facebook that do

When you search Alex Jones on google, his website doesnt come up unless you type in Infowars..But to know about infowars you need to know about it first.

Googles is throttling information.

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won't deny it. But I was here before 90% of the current user base. I have an appreciation for the old ways.
>the 50+ year olds who barely understand the internet and post like its fucking facebook that do
I find that shit hilarious. I love seeing old as fuck people on the internet outside of facebook

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Yeah, everyone knows this, at least they fucking should by now.

wow really? Welcome to 2010

he was right all along.. im sorry alex for thinking youre just a funny clown

>haha he said the water is turning the frogs gay haha what a retard
Proven to be true.

>hahahahah he said elites are interdimensional vampires who believe they are doing the bidding of demons from another dimension and killing kids to use their blood as a fountain of youth
Proven to be true.

>hahahaha he said that the government openly wants to abort babies after being born for the same purpose
Proven to be true.

>hahahah he said Nazis found their way into other world governments after WW2
Proven to be true.

>hahaha he said there are interdimensional demon elves that visit you when take psychedelics
Proven to be true.

No you don't.
*yaaaaaaaaawn* it's getting late how about everyone go to bed now.

English doc.

I'm watching the podcast right now and understand what he's saying. A lot of it is pure bullshit though so let me lay out what he's trying to explain (in what I'm watching as well as his previous rant on JRE):
>google is working to develop artificial intelligence
>if they already have it, we wouldn't know. this is because it would be instant reason for other countries to bomb/attack
>elon musk is developing neuralink
>neuralink is a brain-to-machine interface
>eventually after a few iterations it develops into brain-to-brain interface with machines/AI acting as translators
>basically human instrumentality from nge
>humanity becomes a network at this point, similar to an ant colony, with an AI acting as the queen

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLVXfrdGUA

everyone who wasn't here pre-2010 should get lynched

HOL UP

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>tfw going to listen to this apparently like 5 hours of nonsense at work tomorrow in the office

I can't wait.

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*English, doc.

sorry fag, the very clear date of newfag explostion is 2014. Midway through 2015 this site was unrecognizable. Any difference between 2008-2012 is you making up shit in your head because nothing change quickly or suddenly until 2014.

There's not a single segment I'd recommend skipping. It is pure unfiltered kino.

you're getting the rope first

same shit. I'm fucking hyped. I might have to literally call in sick and work from home so my laughter doesn't distract other people.

>they literally never stop lying

Did you listen to it live? How do you even do that?

anonye who came after I cam to the site is bad! pre me good!

Haven't any of you ever seen this?
youtu.be/sPzJjNQaYEA
Trevor Moore sums it up well.

Go back to /x/.

good post CIA

Excuse me user that's not what greentexting is for, you could've just said it without the arrow.

I have a little bit of stuff that needs to be completed first thing in the morning, but I'm honestly looking forward to work tomorrow just so I can listen to this. lmao

EDDIE YOU GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING PRETZEL SPORT DOING BEANER THEY FUCKING ADMITTED THAT THEY WANT TO ABORT BABIES AFTER BEING BORN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. HOW CAN YOU DENY THIA FUCKING FACT. I WILL GUT YOU BRAVO. I WILL DISMEMBER YOU, YOU GODDAMN DEMON

Many people did. There were almost 180k viewers on youtube and 3 live threads at one time.

fuck my life I can't believe I missed that

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Every JRE is livestreamed.

So if he was British he would have gotten "right lit" and watched old Doctor Who episodes with the cybermen, but since he's American he clearly "got blazed" and watched old Star Trek TNG with the borg

>dabbing on MRAs and alt-right chuds
based af

Keep in mind that the CIA/NSA could arrest you for any crime they wanted whenever they pleased, but they never will, because you won't ever find out their real plans.

Anyone who doesn't believe this shit needs to read I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

This phenomena doesn't just happen when you're high. Ever had a fever dream? Sleep paralysis? People consistently have the same specific hallucinations (look up sleep paralysis old hag), but the interesting part is that they are different depending on how they are brought about (elves/extra-dimensional entities on trips, darker entities in sleep-related hallucination).

Take for example a classic urban legend, you may have heard it on an alien abduction television show years ago, it's quite a common story. Someone is laying in bed and wakes up in the middle of the night, unable to move. A bright light has overcome their room, and they are surrounded by dark entities with large black eyes (often interpreted as greys). Indiscernible voices are heard, and then they vanish. The "abductee" can then freely move about their bedroom. I believe every person who says they experienced this, just that they interpreted it wrong. Every person who gets sleep paralysis regularly has similar hallucinations.

>ywn be young Joe's boyfriend ;(

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My sister just had sleep paralysis last week. Her experience was her laying on her back, hearing a person slowly walk into her room, sit at the foot of her bed, then lie down next to her and ask her questions.

Thats because you already visitted it. It was my first time search Alex Jones and it didnt come up!

>receive the same type of input/stimulation
>have similar experiences
wow, I guess god really is a comet

You should try reading The Occult by Colin Wilson.

>INTRODUCTION The thesis of this book is revolutionary, and I must state it clearly at the outset.
>Primitive man believed the world was full of unseen forces: the orenda (spirit force) of the American Indians, the huaca of the ancient Peruvians. The Age of Reason said that these forces had only ever existed in man’s imagination; only reason could show man the truth about the universe. The trouble was that man became a thinking pygmy, and the world of the rationalists was a daylight place in which boredom, triviality and ‘ordinariness’ were ultimate truths. But the main trouble with human beings is their tendency to become trapped in the ‘triviality of everydayness’ (to borrow Heidegger’s phrase), in the suffocating world of their personal preoccupations. And every time they do this, they forget the immense world of broader significance that stretches around them. And since man needs a sense of meaning to release his hidden energies, this forgetfulness pushes him deeper into depression and boredom, the sense that nothing is worth the effort. In a sense, the Indians and Peruvians were closer to the truth than modern man, for their intuition of ‘unseen forces’ kept them wide open to the vistas of meaning that surround us.
>Man lives and evolves by ‘eating’ significance, as a child eats food. The deeper his sense of wonder, the wider his curiosity, the stronger his vitality becomes, and the more powerful his grip on his own existence.

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I had sleep paralysis a few times as a kid, it was about alien mosquitoes

My experiences with sleep paralysis have never been accompanied by hallucinations.

Sucks to be you kiddo. I’ve seen the elves and the whole stargate andromeda portal. Shits legit.

...

I've had sleep paralysis hundreds of times and once I stopped being scared, I stopped hallucinating. I've had the hag and shadow people.

But what's weird is that when I'm half asleep, I can "tap" into this weird dimension. The entire dimension vibrates. The first few times I tapped into it all I heard was incredibly loud and horrific screaming. It never ended. The next few times, as soon as I tapped in I heard the screaming but also some kind of creature jumped on me, like I invaded his domain and he was mad. This happened several times. Now I can tap into this dimension but there's no screaming and no creature. Just the vibrating.

And before I get shit I know it's probably not real.

It's just odd that the input is so specific to the conditions. I'm not jumping to conclusions, it's probably something neuroscientists of the future will think is very obvious, it's just an odd experience.

pic related

Usually doesn't happen the first time or two because generally speaking you're too freaked out to bother taking in your environment.

pic related. do you remember specifically feeling the weight of the creature?
livescience.com/56422-sleep-paralysis-different-cultures.html

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I felt the weight. It was like he jumped on me faster than any creature could. An instant after I tapped in. Fuck I'm getting scared all over again. I was over this shit.

I do remember this being very different than sleep paralysis. I had gotten over SP years before I could tap into the vibrating dimension.

I've gotten this guy before when I had sleep paralysis. I've also hallucinated my dad coming int my room and dropping bags of ice on my chest.
Now I just don't open my eyes and wake myself by rocking my body.

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Whatever it is, I'm under the belief you're able to trick your brain into thinking it's asleep. I'm guessing you probably meditate or follow the classic lucid dreaming bullshit that floated around the internet for a while (lay down completely still, avoid moving, ignore the muscle twitches and tingling)? Anyway, you're probably simply inducing the same state as SP (in between waking and REM) without getting the bad effects. That's really cool actually, because it shows you have some lucidity over the situation. I'm interested in the vibrating, if you wouldn't mind describing it (perhaps in the next thread if this dies)

Again, weight on chest. Another example of common hallucination.

>I've also hallucinated my dad coming int my room and dropping bags of ice on my chest.
That wasn't a hallucination.
Just be glad you repressed the next part.

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Never intentionally but I've had some weird ass lucid dreams. One where I was in a white void and one where I was a soldier on a helicopter in the middle east. As real as any memory. I still feel the hot wind and weight of my equipment.

The vibrating is just vibrating. It's not me vibrating, it's the entire world. As if I'm inside a vibrator. And yes, now I'm able to tap in and out whenever I'm half asleep.