Character takes a shit

what in the fuck is wrong with you?

>character takes a shit
>there is no bidet

Cant keep watching, its too disgusting

>character never uses enemas to flush out their colon clean then use a dildo covered in various perfume products so their farts smell nice

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I tried to do that myself once but it didn't turn out great and didn't really seem like it actually stopped the stuff I did get from growing again.

Everything is fine except my ass. But yeah it kind of fucks. Scared of intimacy because if I sit down naked on something with my bare ass I'll leave a blood stain.

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That sounds like it would really sting, one time i sprayed cologne directly on my bhole and it was the worst decision i ever made.

>I tried to wax my own asshole
Jesus fuck, why would you do this? How'd you even reach back there? Get it done professionally.

>character strains too hard
>doesn't get black hypoxia spots at the edges of his vision

>character pisses
>it's not thick and dark yellow like olive oil

These definitely help but it's not perfect. It also doesn't help that I can't really control what time of the day I have to shit so it usually ends up being in the crappy public stalls at work where I don't have wetwipes with me.

Is it true bongs wipe with moist towells instead of using a bidet and clog their city sewers?

rectums that smell nice sounds like a good investment, has this not already been explored?

use the three seashells, amigo

>bidet
How do these work? There's something in each bathroom you euros crouch over to clean your shitter?

>character brushes teeth
>no blood on the sink

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my friend had one in his fancy apartment, he got drunk and made his fiance drink from it.
they broke up.

typically extremely short term a few hours at most. its meant to stink.

Impromptu bidet until ass healed.
Nair after.

The water coming out of it is the same as in the sink, so what's the problem? You don't stick the faucet into your ass.

Always believed in a personal observation.

>if you're seeing blood
>there's no more mud.

It has served me well.

>character wipes
>doesn't wipe once more and licks it if it is clear to make sure

What if there's both?

You can also install one in a regular toilet and use as a handheld showerhead but sitting on the toilet, believe me its completely worth it, wiping will never fully degrease your pizza

It's really easy to do yourself, it's just like removing a tooth.

>good evening sharks, I'm looking for a 1 million dollar investment for 10% of the company for my new product, it's called rectum refresher, basically it's a silicone tube with hundreds of holes filled with a fresh scent gel that you stick deep into your asshole and push down on the plunger on the end, this coats your rectum in one of many of our signature fragrances including, fresh linen, blood orange, tropical paradise, frankincense and myrrh, new car scent, thank you for your time.

>shit in real life
>there's blood

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>character has really stinky, dark, and sticky shit for a few months
>finds out artificial sweeteners are literally poison for his colon
>stops eating and drinking stuff with them
>bowel health dramatically improves