What will be Jonah's next big venture?

What happened? He getting fat again?

can you imagine what he smells like?

>moving into clothing
that's called getting dressed, jonah

What a big gay

What's his endgame ?

Adding more job titles to his wikipedia page. He's becoming a true polymath of the information age, a millennial renaissance man if you will.

>fat fuck in comedy roles
>tries to take serious roles
>no one takes him seriously
>memed with the subways
>gets humilliated in french tv
>loses weight
>gets a bunch of tattoos
>dyes his hair
>tries to get into directing
>in order to do that, he lies about having a skater past lmaooo
>his movie is shit aimed to nostalgic redditors
>gets humilliated in live tv again
>tries taekwondo or some shit like that
>gets a black belt in a month because he paid for it
>now he is moving into clothing
>still remembered as "the fat guy from superbad"

my guess is that he will get in into rap music but only as a producer

>style god
what?

>You should've never gone to Hollywood...

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underrated

What's he going for here?

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he honestly looks better fat, like fuck he looks sick as shit skinny.

>career actor never makes movies but somehow stays in news, more at 11

he's a style god, show some respect

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i move into clothing every day, its how ive kept my job

Ayy Dado, when’d you move out of Bosnia!?

Ornella has cursed him and the only way out is to kill the beast

10000000000000000 MILLION DOLLAR BET HE HIRES ALEX OLSEN.

BIANCA CHANDON, PRO SKATER, CALL ME 917, THE COOLEST DUDE, FELDSTEIN WISHES HE WAS ALEX!

Is he just trying to be Kanye now?

""""""""""style god""""""""""

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When will this adolescent identity crisis end

He also disowned his past comedies for being too problematic

What an embarrassing photo.

>style God
Surely the taking the piss. He looks like a walking ad for mental illness awareness when he goes out.

im hyped for this drop

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It's called "style"
You wouldn't understand

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>hello beanie tat

He's on the verge of a breakdown.

>what will be Jonah's next big venture?
he's going to become an independent digital media journalist specializing in on the ground reporting

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Feldstein milkers

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why you guys pick on jonah so much? is it self hate?

Here's some milkers for ya

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Yes

He can charge $675 for the wifebeater he spilled honey mustard on.

The milk’s gone bad!

>he literally became a söyboy

>THE wife beater he spilled honey mustard on
Implying there's only one?

is that water cartoned, not bottled?

yeah it's called boxed water

>boxed water
Holy fucking shit...

Sorry I can't see well and I'm not good with computers

My holy shit was at the thought of somebody going out and buying a box of water.

was mid90s any good?

No you're good, man. The label in that photo is somewhat blurry.

Lena Dunham on HRT

You can't make money in clothing right now there has to be another reason.

He's a humorless, uptight faggot. If he was good-natured and jolly it wouldn't be any fun to shit on him

Considering the size of his clothes I guess 'moving in' is a reasonable expression

w2c vintage sneakers

thanks frens

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>boxed water

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I just want him to be walking down the street and get clipped by a bus

Why does he always have to have a project or wierd hobby its so forced why cant he just chill

Imagine getting run over by a 33,000lb mobile billboard? Would a bus even survive that?

Post stylish actors. Starting with the /fa/ god

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guess he had to sell his home due to food debt

>moving into clothing, jonah?
>but we already knew the task of getting yourself dressed involved a big rig and at the very least 12 muscular men

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No no, he was becoming a skateboard legend.

At least he still has his summer house in Venezuela.

He's only rippin off Kanye style

No one even touches Shia's style.

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Losing 20 more pounds and starring in a shitty toy-based movie.

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He heard there was going to be cheese and couldn't turn it down.

What's this fit called?

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I don't even know where to begin...

The Asshole

who leaves the house like this

STYLE GOD

post-ironic kitsch techhobo

How come his surname is Hill but the rest of his families surnames are Feldstein?

>I'm desperately insecure and have no idea what identity to grasp to find some confidence, but am surrounded by absolute liberal douchebag hipster losers and am just going to try and go with that for now.

jonas threads are my favorite. like a little oasis of comfy amidst the surrounding fake political outrage .

i wonder if japanese nerds have a concept for what i think is going on here, where we bully yet root for the bullied in some fashion.

i dont like this image its scary

that woman is more masculine than him

his is hill
the rest is mound

There are a lot of ugly ass fashion designers who bang literal 10/10 models because they have so much pull in the industry. This is most likely his grand motivation.

I remember he told Howard Stern that he was a good person

coffee snob is played out i guess. but so is skateboard so what do i know...

i think he could throw monthly big parties, a kind of mixer for hip hollywood and orbiters. not gatsby-esque in extravagance but inspired, "quirky". would create a situation where he is not alone and being the "ringmaster" of it all he would get lots of pat on the back... maybe he would finally get to feel "cool".

Ehh not to defend him but he was always at Hot Rod Skateshop in LA growing up. His dad was loaded so it was cool when he'd come buy because he could afford to buy anything. I remember a lot of kids tried to befriend him and let him hang in hopes he'd buy them a new deck or a Baker hat. He'd probably be decent now that hes lost so much weight.

>now that hes lost so much weight.
he looks horrible as he yo-yos up and down with the weight, because with each passing year he looks uglier and uglier. He is NOT a leading man, he is a character actor, and not a very distinctive one.

airpods are so fucking gay

What's this fit called?

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in that tv series maniac he looked droopey like walter matthau or something, ghastly!

Why? Because nothing else will fit?

STYLE GOD

He looks like a fucking flasher haha

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What is his expression trying to convey?

also he tried to move into photography too

You mean he already MASTERED photography and now feels the desire to move on to new intellectual horizons

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Jesus Christ this guy is fucking embarrassing.

Looks like his friend James "ackschually im a serious writer and I teach at UCLA and Im a director" Franco really rubbed off on him

Like all jews he carries the curse of Cain, literally flaws in the mitochondrial DNA that cause their bodies to break down and look like each other so much.

Hunger and sadness

>style god
>Is a millionaire
What a crazy coincidence.

So shooting with a retro camera and tented glasses means you're a photographer now? He couldn't even start off with a canon dslr first?
I wish he would just give up like Michael Cera.

Why haven't his friends intervened yet? Does he still have any?

this is the male of the future (and that's a good thing)

Photography is all about composition.
Talented artists like Jonah just have a feel for it.
Here's one of his masterworks

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Looks like a child took it.

at least post the original

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*smashes patriarchy in your path*

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He is so desperate to escape that and I'll never understand why.

What masculinity?
LMAO

Lol what a fucking kike. He'll probably start an NGO.

I am glad that no matter how bad i look, i will never be judged on the same way famous people are.
This image is embarrassing, but if i posted myself, you would probably hate it too.

GIVE ME AN IDENTITY
I NEED AN IDENTITY

leuketosis diet

This can't be her ... cmon now

If jonah is a style god, i am a style atheist.

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le footy lad

He should probably be prepared to move into some bigger clothing then since we all know it's just a matter of time before the fat is back XDD

>all that motion blur
>doesn't know what shutter speed is
God he master this shit so quickly wonder how much he'd charge for one of these master pieces.

Shia gay but boots and pants are 10/10

Man she looks like fucking Alan Rickman now

What's worse: jonah's fashion or James Franco as a director?

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A multi millionaire. It's not the case for Jonah but if I was a multi millionaire you wouldn't even be human to me so why would I give a single fuck what you think?

i should use this photo as a motivator to go to the gym more often

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That would cause an instant reaction, someone post that comparason on his comment section please.

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Ask Ornella

this is a very bad Ornella

I think you overestimate the effect money and wealth has on self-esteem.

You feel like a loser now you would just feel like a loser with money if you were a millionaire.

And Jonah Hill obviously has some self-esteem issues,

>everyone mocking jonah has issues
why are fatties so defensive?

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What's this fit called?

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when ur going to the gym but its cold out but all you u are overly-dressy camel coats

My god, what a fucking douche

what would a 400lb teenager be doing at a skate shop?

The retro camera really pushes it over the edge.

>the chosen people

Yikes. Abraham shouls have straight up killed his kid lamo

Douchebag Casual

>dressing like a naive clown teenager without a stylish sister is now "style god"
w-woah... so this is the power of /fa/...

its uncanny

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its like every one of these outfits he's so close to dressing well and then instead wears nike shorts. Why jonah? why are you afraid of pants?

*quotes your path*
>bro

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>the ugly side of deep male friendships
It's all starting to come together now. Will his pain ever be healed?

>too young for it to be a midlife crisis
>too old for it to be a maturity life shift

so really what broke inside him?
the french TV excuse seems so far fetched but it everything points towards that moment wrecking his psyche turning him into the cringey spaz hes been for the past couple years

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Heh

Brad Pitt not recognizing him as a serious actor.

Brad Pitt wasn't wrong though

>First of all, you smell good. Which is surprising.

Well I can't like that album anymore

youtu.be/NwZD0pthP9Q

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Get an attractive woman to pay attention to him without money involved. It won't work.

>5'7
>basketball themed tshirts

the lore deepens

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It’s funny because even thoBrad meant it as a joke, Jonah didn’t take it that way at all

>boxed water
pfffhahaha FAGGOT