600 POUND LIFE FAT KINO GENERAL

600 POUND LIFE FAT KINO GENERAL (SORRY FOR LATE THREAD)

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TV Guide episode description:

S7 E08 - Tiffany's Story - Tiffany finds it difficult to break the cycle of depressed eating when her two roommates don't join her diet and leave the house every day for work.

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i honestly fantasize about slicing their fat off their bodies. they are not sub human

scumbag shill

Hellew. How ya'll doin?

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>he doesn't appreciate fat kino

I was getting worried about you being late.

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>shill
>posting links to bootleg streams and encouraging people to watch them, thus robbing TLC of profit

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Remember to take lots of screencaps for... research.

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>its time for my weekly dose of i'm a fat fuck but at least im not as fat as those fucks

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Sorry, I got distracted trying to wash urethane car paint off my arms from painting a car all day. The time got away from me and I ended up being 6 minutes late, I let you all down.


Also, ripping chips of Urethane paint off your hairy arms fucking HURTS

as long as you're here

Why can't ISIS kidnap one of these whales and post weekly videos of them slowly shrinking as they're kept in a room with nothing but a half gallon of water a day to sustain them?

Wait who's this week's episode about again? Last week was fat crybaby nigga, right?

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Is anyone else getting really hungry watching these fat fucks eat food constantly?

copypasta argument

Someone post the bingo please.

It's a fat blonde girl tonight. Last week some user said she has done BBW porn but I don't know if that's true.

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Are we in for some fun fatty failure this week?

I'll be doing it tonight, like usual.

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>are you there for her
>he's looking into the abyss
>doesn't stop looking

After moving to Houston, an obese woman named Tiffany hopes her boyfriend and cousin will support her through her weight-loss journey and depression but is unable to stop eating when they leave her alone as they head to work for the day.

I hope it's true and I hope we get a source. Just for a laff haha.

>it's a codependency episode
fuck yes these are maximum drama

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I CANT BELIEVE YOUR DOING THIS TO ME CHRISTIAN!

>
>It's your fault
>you did this to me

The other day there was a My 600 Pound Life thread on /pol/. Some user said he was a cameraman for the show and he was currently sitting around at a hospital in Houston waiting for the producer to tell him what to go film. He posted this picture of James I'd never seen before.

He said there will be someone this season who gives James a run for his money in terms of filthiness and disgust and for the next season (the one he is currently filming) he filmed one of the fat people's dogs tongue fucking an open layg wound, which they didn't even notice.

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MOM! MOM! MOM!

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It's gonna be tough to beat last weeks episode Christian

Christian.

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If this is true then I don't know if I'm prepared for it.

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Oh no! The Doctor is not going to be happy.

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fucking hell dude they've gotten worse
at least we know we will have fatkino for a few more years

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What are we eating tonight?

I got Cajun wings and Greek fries

Fatty stands in Dr. No's way with blubber tears.

Dr. No slays a fat blubber dragon.

This bitch turns her tears on like a fucking water faucet. Fuck her. Put the fucking fork down.

Confess.

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I think he was telling the truth. Somebody asked him about some of the fucked up stuff TLC didn't release in the final cut and he gave some nasty answers.
>Assanti throwing a tantrum and shitting all over the floor when he couldn't get any more painkillers
>juggalo couple's dad shooting up meth in front of their children playing in the yard
>one of the female patients going to the hospital for a bad yeast infection, dripped out like a bucket of rotten yogurt when spread apart and the gynecologist left the room for a minute to "get a tool" but really went to the hallway to swear until he calmed down and braced himself
He also said Dr. Now is really funny and they tried to get James to come back but he told TLC to fuck off and he'd rather die than follow the diet rules.

inside information
gotta love it

why are fat fucks so fucking disgusting

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BASED FATKINO GENERAL POSTER with a link that actually works. missed other fatkino threads because the links rarely work.

Got my nonfat greek yogurt and mixed veggies by my side. I'm ready.

Go look up any forum where nurses talk. Fatty threads are the fucking worst. Reddit has banned them these days, but there were some brutal ones, like fat people sitting in chairs so long the fabric becomes embedded in their skin (and ripping a dead one apart removing her from her chair), dead fetuses in their wombs, etc.
A common thing for them is to put vick's or special scented cremes under their noses so they can't smell the fatties, they say it's worse than dead bodies in some cases.

Imagine being a 600 lb woman's gyno doctor. They can't pay someone enough.

Just ate 2 arbys rubens,medium curly fry,4 mozzarella sticks and a coke because I got my tax return.

Anyone remember that story about a half dead fat lady with cockroaches living in her half rotten flesh? Some police user told the story.

this show keeps my weight gain fetish in check

that being said, where can i watch this online? any streaming services have it?

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>went to TLC's website
>somehow i was able to log in through my ISP and i now have access to seven seasons of fat kino

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read OP

We're reaching fat kino levels that shouldn't even be possible

I made some fried rice and teriyaki chicken. Sadly, I forgot the egg rolls.

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im retarded sorry

shit did i get here in time?

7 minutes to spare

7 minutes to go,friend.

fucking based, time for comfy fatkino anons. cheers

Chicken and broccoli with some sweet tea.

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>made
who do you think you're fooling with your shopping mall food court chinese shit

oh shit I thought I was late too. time to get comfy

Apropos of nothing, does anyone have any good scale recommendations?

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You're half-right. I got it from the frozen food aisle. Some brand called InnovAsian. This is my first time and it's pretty good for what it is.

>it's time to have a talk
>no

cheesy scalloped potatoes and teriyaki chicken breast

HOW YOU GON' GIVE ME NO LIL REGG ROLLS

I have arrived! I made it in time!

I really only like the beginning of the show when it shows how awful they are. Watching them try to get better gets old kind of fast for me.

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ITS FRHYED!

Dominos Large extra robust tomato sauce, extra cheese, italian sausage, and bacon for $7.99 carryout. Just got back five minutes before fat kino. Haven't eaten all day. Comfy as fuck. Vodka soon.

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Lola sighted!

you and me both dude. I have been trying to get away from this fetish buts it tough.

Some of them fail horribly.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2xNLxtZR850

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I noticed a lot of these fat people come from Washington.

>she's a snoynygger

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a boyfriend
again

Hey babe can you come and help?

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Overstuffed sausage legs

Woo this is one fat gross pig

Fat fetish degenerate here (not SSBBW though). Think I saw this chick on BBWchan before.

that one girl gagging over brussel sprouts was hilarious

SOOWEEEE SOOWEEEEEE

They're foreshadowing a devastating fall

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Who the FUCK is getting these close up angles?

>the back of her head

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Good God, she may be the biggest of the season so far. That fuck GUT

Why do fat bitches always get gross tattoos?

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Holy shit the bottom of her feet looked totally orange.

>keeping her glasses on in the shower
what the fuck is going on here

Where do these people find clothes

A Kinographer

something tells me that they have problems with judgment and impulse control

That's not from 600lb life. That's from another show called freaky eaters.

Just mukked 3 stuffed bell pepper halves and my protein shake. AMA.

LOLOLOLOL

>keeping oreos in the fridge

Do Americans actually do this?

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Same reason they die their hair. It's to distract you from their weight.

This seems like the thread

Dios mio... El Grande Padre

>the cat's face

>gain all the fat on your legs and nothing on your ass
Literally just

The fuck you do with the fourth half?

why do these fat bitches all have the same whiny voice?

>I'm fat cause dad fed me

Christ

Live action Big Mom

>PS4
OH NO NO NO

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of course not

I'd already used it for fajitas yesterday.

Yeah, right next to the ketchup. Do you not?

WHAT ARE WE EATING /FATKINO/?

>dad provides properly for family
>get fat
>dad is a deadbeat and doesn't provide
>get fat

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MAELSTROM, MAELSTROM BLIGHT BLIGHT BLIGHT!

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yeah my parents would do that

Nice

scone with strawberry jam

>waah waah muh dad
>waah waah muh grandma
how about you stop fucking eating you pig?

*Ahem*

FUCK MEN

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Imagine working for TLC - My 600 lb of Kino
Absolute comfiest late stage capitalism job

how come her sister isn't fat? hmmmmm

Yep that's the one.

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Ground turkey muffins with mozzarella filling

>my dad walked on water

I don't think this fatty can walk on water.

god, 90s fashion was disgusting

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Her parents saw how fat she was so they didn't overfeed her sister.

>OVER 500 AT 14

HOLY CRAP


SHE THICK

>500 pounds at 13

How the FUCK do you fit into a desk? I was like 20-25% of what she weighs at that age and the desks were small as SHIT.

>my dad walked on water

its called buoyancy

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Alternative high school for fat people?

Wtf was she eating? Slop o shit?

>I enjoyed culinary school

laffo

>Imagine the smell: The Job

why not stop overfeeding this bitch too?

>lymphedema at 16
>560 at 18

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>I GOT FIRED CUZ I WALKED TOO SLOW
LMAO

TOP KEK

>I worked at a banquet but I couldn't get the foot out

Maybe because you were eating it?

>met her bf on an online game

Are Yea Forumscels the worst cucks?

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500 lbs at 14 how much does this thing weigh

DENTAL PLAN

>All I do is sit in my room, play video games and watch movies and TV shows
One of us

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Straight mayo out the jar and tubs of ice cream

she's one of us

I knew she used to play wow 100% when I saw her old pics

Movies and TV shows you say...

Dude's gotta work 2 jobs to feed his sow
wew lads

Oh wow, even /fatkino/ made it on /pol/. Wonder if we could get gamethreads on Yea Forums. Being fat is a sport, right? We have Nathan's Hotdog Eating Contest for the summer.

gurl gamers, everyone

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>women
oh i just got a bf and we moved in together lmao its so easy

confirmed Yea Forums

>I just sit in my room and play video games, watch movies and tv shows

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>/pol/fag works on a TLC show

irony is dead

I bet she's a patrician.

holy SHIT shes big

Absolument kinó

Shut up retard. Yea Forums and /pol/ made this site

based mom telling it straight

this is America

Oh shit this dog has 3D vision.

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>mom has tatts
NO CHANCE

>Xhehawks fan

kek she's literally me

is this nigga a tubby chaser?

>us 612s

Thanks for saving that. I noticed it too and wanted it.

What game did she meet her bf on, Yea Forums?

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SHOPPING SCENE INCOMING


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>She has a boyfriend

Women loneliness is a meme. Also, based mom

HONK

>Any stories of things you filmed that were too fucked to air?

>Tons. Steve asanti shitting on the floor cause he was throwing a tantrum he couldn't get more narcos.

>The juggalo couples dad shooting meth in the garage while kids played in the foreground.

>A female cast member trying to inspect her medical emergency yeast infection. When the obgyn spread it, it was like a cup of sun curdled dannon yogurt Pouring on the floor. The obgyn excused himself to get a tool, but I could hear him over the sound guys feed dry heaving and cursing in the hall.

>Basically anything too graphic for our network / televised rating.

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Gaia

i wonder if she ever posts on this site

W-W-Who does that? Surely they must do something else with their life

modorized kard :---DDD

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bases honker

She's literally living my dream minus the whole being 700lbs

HONK
HONK

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>sound of engine struggling

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dr now rules

Random encounter: PASSED

hahaha imagine living that way for years wow how could anyone cope

I do. I'm trying my best.

Why are crazy homeless ladies allowed to drive? Is it a West coast thing?

What are the odds those types of people are TLC plants?

>This is what your WoW gf probably looks like

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>Amerihonks

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>HONK HONK HONK HONK

Fucking based.

*HONK* *HONK*

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BEEP


BEEEP


BEEEEEP


PRESS H TO HONK

BEEP BEEP

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holy shit what an asshole

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FATASS BTFO

>Landwhale blocking the traffic
>"I am handicap"

I believe that only happen on TV. What is wrong with americans?

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thanks for posting that, I will assume it isn't bullshit. some of these comments are interesting.

why doesn't this dude stop buying shit? she's entirely dependent on him, if he doesn't buy crap she doesn't eat crap

oldschool runescape

>I'm starving
no you're fucking not

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>$30 at McDonalds
>bf isn't eating anything
>"can you order me a pizza?"

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100% wow from vanilla to cataclysm then she quited

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I need COOKIES

>this is what every blood elf priest player looks like
fuck...

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30bucks at McDonald's good god

user im still hungry

can you order me a pizza?

AHHH SHE SAID A PIZZA, NOT TWO AND SIDES

I'm kinda angry how Americans can get a 20-piece McNuggies for $5.

this dude is a fucking loser

>Burgers and pizza on the same meal

She deserves a stroke

>gimme that regular shake
>is handed a gallon bucket
based america

She's gonna make it...

>Orders $36 worth of burger for 2 people
>Still hungry
>Order 2 large pizzas and a side of cheese bread for the SAME 2 people
wew lad

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LAYGZ UPDATE #1
We have a pretty kino pattern developing

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So they just spent like $50 feeding her with these two meals. How can she afford to be this fat?

>10 BK nuggies for $1
>50 nuggies for $5
Living the dream, lads

She's eaten more calories today than some women do in a month I'm impressed

>Sexy nigger on the commercial

Why cant they all be like that?

C-Can I have a slice if I bought you one?

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>these """people""" own their own house and manage to live independently from their parents
can you imagine haha

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Its just what her species does.

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i need the whole pizza

i have a fast metabolism

he works two jobs

I literally cannot force myself to finish that third sentence. I've tried like 4 times.

Yes I did.
The new character is named Jean.

jej I loved that part of that episode.

she's got a cat
700+ check in and it's an early night

First time I've seen my photoshop reposted in these threads. Thank you user.

this will be one hell of a road trip

Anyone fasting here? I fast on weekdays and 600lb kino is a perfect halfway point motivator

Im surprised the BF isnt bigger. Usually the guys end up adapting to the eating lifestyle of the women they feed

>hey can i get a family size pizza delivered to the mcdonalds carpark please im almost done with my fries
absolutely based

Do Americans really treat their military members like fucking Gods? Why?

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"No!"

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kek

I don't understand why they blur out food products these fatties are buying. It's free advertising.
Are the food companies afraid to show their food getting purchased by land whales?

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Didn't see the cat but I'll take your word for it. You're right, it's a quick LAYGZ if she hits 7 bills.

You're not imagining things. She went by GamerGirl/ Carmin Carmello.

>>A female cast member
my god, my god, why have you abandoned me

I go to a community college and it's next to a route with BK, Wendy's, Taco Bell/KFC, Moe's, Popeyes, Five Guys, two Dunkin Donut's, a Starbucks and McDonalds

buckle up lads

its an airport scene

>drag me down the aisle
lol wat

JUST GOT HERE WHAT DID I MISS

flying

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source?

>His country isn't back-to-back world war champs
You wouldn't understand user

>I'm worried because airplane bathrooms are really small

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They don't want to make potential advertisters butthurt by associating their food with these monstrosities. Same reason we have 4channel.

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We don't, we treat them like absolute shit in reality. Though on TV and movies they get glorified as Gods. The most they get is from family or friends and some discounts at stores trying to look friendly.

you have to pay for product placement, they blur car logos too.

inb4 they don't have a wheelchair big enough

Yes and because Amerimutts only reason for existence is serving Israel

vile

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gonna get an airplane pissing scene boys

sorry I fudged that link there, pasted the wrong one

No and literally no one cares about them even when they walk around in their dumb fatigues.

Just tuned in, did I miss anything?

From the posts the guy seems pretty legit. Here's some fun posts

>Actually these fucks are so fat that usually their farta don't make noise. There is so much ass crack it just get stuck in there till they move around and then suddenly we get hit with wretched waves of shit and ass stink

>I have watched people be told that if they don't start losing weight they will be dead in months, then film them while they cry while drinking a enormous Frappuccino while stuffing burgers in their mouth cause they got news they might die.

>I have interviewed cast members who's own parents pimped them out as children and getting fat was the only way to stop the pedos.....

user:Or even better, has anyone on your crew ever banged one of the people on the show?

>Ew absolutely not. But the chicks on the show try to get handsy some times cause they almost never have men pay attention to them.

check the LAYGZ (bingo) card

They probably have to shit constantly with all the food they're eating

I heard they don't have to tip and if you're in uniform you get treated first in restaurants and get discounts at certain prices.

NO as a rules if a company doesn't pay to be on they don't get advertising space/time by being in the show.

So they blur it

we need a LAYGZ Pattern Beuro
had a cool pattern 2-3 week ago

GEE i wonder why a company wouldnt want to be associated with obesity and lymphedema

Walmart sells entire whole rotisserie cooked chicken for less then $6.

inb4 TLC pays the airport staff to hide all the wheelchairs

Their packaging is so recognizable that blurring it out doesn't prevent you from clocking the brand at all.

>A burger
>A fry
Lies.

>being so fat you need two tickets

I remember when that phrase was used only for "Your momma" jokes

SHART

>waaaaah everyone is looking at me because I'm fat
>I don't think it's a good idea to stop being fat now

AIRPLANE SHARTFEST INCOMING

Would be awesome if a fatty on fatkino was near where you are.

For breakfast, you see them just moving down the line picking something up from each restaurant.

>can't fit in the airplane bathroom
>don't want to have an accident on the plane
God, imagine sitting in the row behind her

lmao the pole, LOOK EVERYONE FATTY HERE EVERYONE TAKE CARE FATTY ON THE WAY

lmao, they didn't get to their gate on time.

T W O tickets

Does fatkinocameraanon get hazard pay for his job?

They probably sat her fat ass at a table in the back of the room.

I can't believe I'm watching a reality show about a fat person debating when to pee.

>Did you get my burger

Oh man is she gonna piss herself on the plane?

airforce fag here. if you're around a military base then it's no big deal, but traveling around you'll get people thanking you for your service and paying for your meals.

also, women in different countries fucking LOVE american military men. i loved living in japan for 3 years.

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Id she piss herself? Taking bets now.

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R.I.P other passengers. Too bad it was not a terrorist

>were gonna have to increase that TO/GA a few knots boys

>Afraid she can't hold her shits
>"Did you get my burger?"

Her ass is fucking horizontal

>line for airport bathroom

wtf

also shes gonna piss herself

>SCARFING DOWN BURGERS ON BOARD

SHE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING WAIT FOR THE ON-FLIGHT MEAL

user did you get me my flight burger?

pissing all over airplane seats

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>Nevermind.

Oh lord.

>Dr. Now is a Christian and his brother shit talks muslims and the democrats that smell like them.
Noice.

Ever go into the WOW reddit, and see pictures people post of their guilds?

There's a fatty in every damn one.

PISSFEST NOW

I wouldn't be surprised if they do this when they go to Texas. There's tons of highways down there

A RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK

>team of negros desperately trying to push her to the bathroom
>she shit herself before they could do it
BRAVO TLC
A TRUE MASTERPIECE OF TELEVISION

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FINNA BARF TO BE HOENST

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This chick reminds me of cartman in the south park episode where he pretends to be handicapped for the benefits of it

C H R I S T

OH NONONO

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A bomb just went off on that plane.

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LAMO PEEPEEE PANTS WHAT

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uh oh

>be american
>shit pants

Another DOUBLE quarter pounder. Disgusting pig.

Embarrassed yet chows down on McDonald's

HEY WAGIES YOU GOTTA CLEAN MY PEEPEE UP NOW

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NEVER MIND

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Oh shit the clock won.

>SHE SHART IN THE MART
>SHE HAD TO GET CHANGED
>SHE'S SMILING WHILE SAYING THIS ON CAMERA
>NOT THE 1ST TIME IT HAPPENED
>HER BOYFRIEND HAD TO CHANGE HER EVERY TIME

RELEASE THE FLOODGATES

>She shat herself

Fucking thots. The fats are the worst

yep i remember hearing that one all the time. then it became reality.

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>When you're so fat you overlap in a car.

WIPE IT WAGIE

CLEAN IT UP, WAGECVCKS

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OH MY GOD I AM STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MONTHS

GIVE ME MY DAMN BURGER BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>shit self
>"now I'm starving I have to get something to EEEAT"

>Uhm I need to shit
>BRAAAAAAAAAAPPP
the worker look sad
mister shekelberg come to see the situtation
>OY VEY WAGY SHE JUST SHITTED HERSELF
All the other patient look sad
>THAT IT
say shekelberg
>WAGIE WASH THAT
>Y-yes sir but we dont have any washing stuff
SHEKELBERG LONG NOSE CAN SNIFF THE SHIT OF A THOUSAND INDIAN
>THEN LICK IT
>all the wagie lick the poopoo
>relolololo lick lick lick
the wagie now kiss the shit
the end

PUSH MY WAGIES PUSH ME FASTER GO GO GO
oh nevermind its fine

>Having the taxi take you through the drive through.

Holy shit this lady is an absolute mess

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>She shit on her pants on public

Why cant all epsiodes be this kino?

What they don't show you is the fatties losing their shit when they don't get their food.

Boogie2288 drove his wife off doing that.

This show has really given me a newfound appreciation for the structural engineering involved in modern automobiles.

>Starving
How long was the flight?

SHE'S ABOUT TO SEE DR. NOW
PLACE YOUR BETS

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Nope

l-lewd

>chickfila
based

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>ONLY ONE LIL EGG ROLL?

I need a webm of them all of sudden rushing to get her to the bathroom then shitting herself anyways that was kino

4 hours

Any continental US flight is < 7 hrs

can someone make a webm of that amazing bit of television?

700 even

I imagine they throw wicked tantrums if you don't get them their food. Crying, screaming, yelling.

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"it's a huge achievement to fly on a plane while only having access to burgers you brought on board and 1 flight meal"

Imagine having a bar this low.

How do they even sleep if they can't hold off hunger that long

Four hours. If we're being generous we can say that there were five hours between her eating a burger on the plane and her getting to the drivethrough.

vehicles do have weight limits. my 2-door Toyota is 800lbs max.

>some poor wagecuck will have to clean that wheelchair

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My college had some of those ON CAMPUS.

680

632

737

My money's on this.

They probably get up during the night to eat

700

wtf why is this post stickied?

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they eat right before bed and right when they wake up. They've put themselves in such a shitty metabolic state that they can't fast for more than 3-4 hours it's ridiculous. She probably made him order more food later that night.

wonder if this disgusting guy used his hands to draw this poop dick or an object

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720

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My college let you buy meal plans that could pay for the fast food that was on campus

Eh she's still mobile, so I doubt she's cracking 700. I'll say 650

>be neet
>parents sick of your idle ass
>pull some strings and get you a job at the airport
>you clean and pick shit up, how hard can it be? plus money for your waifu figs and games
>"user, THE LARGE CUSTOMER JUST SHIT HERSELF. GET THE MOP"
>J-just 5 more days till payday....

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Saw an episode where one chick visited her Dad, it was 10 mins away from me, would've fatpapparazied that my for anons

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Did he really? How do you know this?

so close

NY to Anchorage is 9+ hours. Done it.

not that user but i believe he's said it in one of his vids talking about the marriage

Has nothing to do with metabolism. It's comforting to them to have a full stomach at all times. They'd probably freak the fuck out if they felt actual hunger, because they're stomachs are rarely empty.

He admitted to it, obliquely. The fat fuck has poor ass filters for his mouth, he can't control what goes in, or what comes out.

He's an asshole. Even if he loses weight, he'll still be an asshole.

fph was good shit, not really the same anymore desu