Here's your meal sir. enjoy the movie!

>th-thanks, you too...

Excuse me Robert, but I think you'll find I ordered THE FUCKING CRAB LEGS

this and a XXXL popcorn and coke and I'd be set, unless the movie went over 2 hours and then I'd need some ice cream cones to tide me over

Is this how you become a bloatlord

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where's my diet dr.pepper?

yea, i would say this is an average meal for two. There is no dessert though so i would probably feel like i got ripped off if the kinocomplex didn't include some rasinents

not even sure if this is a joke

The fries look pretty legit.
I don't know where the peppers and mushrooms are in those cheesteaks though.

>and a diet soda please

nice. I wouldn't mind some philly cheese steak.

Thanks. I am trying to watch my weight.

This tbqhfamalamadingdong
The fries look a bit dry though, gonna have to stop by the butter fountain at the kinoplex

what if you ate all of that and got diarrhea during the film?

Kino
If this doesn’t look tremendously appealing you’re probably an insecure /fit/cel or starving yuropoor

Based. Gotta watch that waistline

this
faglets out

>cold food
I'll pass

What the fuck is this? Where are my fucking crab legs?

what shithole are you from that they don't have crablegs, a cheesesteak stand and a dippin dots dispenser at your local kinoplex?

in the UK we might have some popcorn or jelly babies, maybe some wine if you're pushing the boat out

Where are the sides of ranch?

OI YOU GOT A LISCONSE TA SEE THIS MOVIE MATE?

>yuropoor
ironing

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Amerilards actually think this is edible?

Philly’s Best

I don't even eat this much over the course of three days.

How much could you eat before quitting/throwing up, Yea Forums? I think I could make it through three cheesesteaks and the onion rings.

You're right it could use some butter sauce or ranch dressing. Then you'd have something there

you would feed an african family for two months with all that shit.

It was real fucking good too

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Over the course of the movie? Both the plain cheesesteaks and all the sides.

Gotta eat big to get big
Wanting to live like a nigger? Do yuro really do this?

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2 cheesesteaks + fries for sure, the bread on the 3rd would end me

but seriously why don't they have tasty snacks at movie theaters

I'd go for cajun fries, chicken strips with authentic ranch dressing, anything

>enjoy the movie
comfy

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I didn't order the extra small meal

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BASED 5% POSTER

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Fuck I need to get to a minor league game soon. They always have god-tier concessions.