30 seasons in

>30 seasons in
>Truman still hasn't got a girlfriend

What the hell is wrong with this guy, haha

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>it's a truman tries sucking his own dick again episode
How the fuck did this get past the censors?

If Truman's life got too shitty the viewers would start to resent the show's creators, whether or not it was their fault or Truman's.

>Truman gets home from work and sits on the kitchen floor in his work clothes for 20 minutes in silence staring into the void

the writers of this season really have nailed it desu

>that season where truman overanalyzed every social encounter until eventually he just stopped giving a shit what people think

>truman has diarrhea lasting for months and cant tell if he's sick or just a result of his poor diet
worst season second to the finale where his colon exploded

>it's an episode where Truman has to keep all his political opinions bottled up because his coworkers and families are mostly liberals

>that Truman season when it went full edge and raped and killed at least one person per episode
Who knew that it would have the highest ratings, although the previous seasons were starting to wane. Surprised he actually gets away with it.

You mean he pretended not to care but instead he cared so much that he decided it was better to cut off all social contact that to risk another faux pas

>truman sees blood when he wipes for months on end but doesn't consult his doctor
Shit scares the fuck out of me bro. Idk how he can't seek help about it.

:(

>truman realizes he's a textbook schizoid and shuts himself alone in a room for 2 months without talking to anyone to try to fix this

Madman!

>it’s a truman walks to the dive bar down the street for some desperately needed social interaction but only stands outside for twenty minutes before succumbing to anxiety and going home episode

go to the doctor man that's how totalbiscuit died

>Truman wakes up in the morning with suicidal thoughts
>sometimes during the day he'd have macabre thoughts like what if a noose uses fishing lines as its strands, would it be stronger?
>his thoughts are no longer "I want to die" but "i'm about to die" because his will to live gets reduced every day that he expects to just drop dead from exhaustion one day

I think the final season is coming up soon. Anyone excited?

>30 seasons
>30/4 = 7.5
Underageb&?

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>he doesn't have a gf when he's 7.5 years old

You're not gonna make it

>it’s a truman argues with himself all day if it’s weird to eat dinner at a sit down restaurant alone episode

>almost 4 seasons of Truman getting his shit together
>still hasn't found the courage to ask a single girl out

T-this is the season where everything will finally pay off, right?

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going to a divebar for social interaction is not the best move. Divebar is specifically for shut up and let me drink in the corner in the dark in peace

>30/4
???

>its a truman episode where he doesn't talk to any girls except for one in which he starts having fantasies about her and slowly but surely starts obsessing over her to the point where every time he see's a message from her, theres an automatic huge dopamine release to the brain which causes him to obsess and fantasize about this girl even more but he knows that deep, deep down he will never get a chance

ha ha, silly truman

You can usually tell in the first 10 seconds of talking to a stranger if they feel like chatting or not. Nobody’s gonna deck you for saying hi

I hope I die the same way desu

I told my roommate I do this, and then he went and told people we know behind my back. Probably a favourite story of his to tell while getting drunk.

Eh at least his girlfriend is ugly.

>it's a truman starts getting into conspiracy theories again episode

>it’s a Truman starts cutting again episode

not again

>it's a truman decides to get his shit together but falls back into his rut after hitting the slightest inconvenience episode
for fuck's sake that's like half the episodes now

Why the fuck would they make him a fucking insurancr salesmen? Who would want to watch the life of an insurance salesmen

stop

What if they actually feel like chatting?

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yea, delete this post bro

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>it's a Truman gets eyed by the hot milf neighbor lady who's also married episode
She keeps doing this but I know he'd never sink that low

I wish I knew how he stopped giving a shit

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this is easy to get over, just talk and interact with more women with a purely platonic aim.

>this is easy to get over, just talk and interact with more women

>it’s a Truman side skirts conversations during family dinners when they pertain to his lack of a significant other episode
Who was the writer on this one?

>just talk to more women bro

>its a Truman gets an erection after watching his 5year old nephew get dressed for church episode.

I wonder if this will be a running subplot this season?

numbing yourself to the female humors by immersing yourself in them is the only way. you will quickly realize that women shit just like the rest of us and most people in general are horrible or just plain annoying to be around. it's normal to fantasize about the people you meet and interact with, especially if they are an attractive woman that gives you attention but there is no need to get obsessed. what is there to get obsessed over really?