The VVitch

a magnet film for plebs who think they're patrician

unironically a masterpiece
it’s a feminist movie silly doofus

- nothing happens
- anya is cute
- stilted "authentic" dialogue
- twins are annoying
- not scary

I hope you and your disgusting cunt of a mother both get cancer

Don't watch it dude, it's really spooky. I am serious

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a garbage satanic film

>It's a 90s born queer is afraid of images on a screen episode

I hope you one day come to regret typing these awful things.

Hey, mum, the satanic panic ended. You can stop now.

a piece of master work

Hey man...i'm not a queer!

>t. Faggot tranny
Satanism never left goy.

>he thinks it's satan and not an incomprehensible cosmic evil which has been destroying humanity ever since
lmao cope harder bro

cunny and kino

Silence of the Lambs tier excellent scary movie
No jump scares, no bullshit explanations
It’s incredibly well written and shot, the cinematography and lighting is top notch

Expect nothing to happen.

>sucks your dick

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Satanists are just larping atheists, they're one of the least threatening groups imaginable. Grow up.

a pretty overrated decent horror movie normalfags love because costumes and old english make them instantly think theyre watching le masterpiece. anya is qt with a nice ass and she will never be my gf

A.A.A.W.W.W.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O.G.A.H

I hope those cancer cells metastasizing to your mother's overies don't waste their time.

expect to have to either turn on subtitles or have your speakers on really loud because theres a LOT of quiet talking

>cope
Nigger

>he doesn't watch every film with subtitles

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I'm not an earlet

much boner

>speakers on really loud because theres a LOT of quiet talking
>I'm not an earlet

That's right

is that the face you make when your tinnitus gets bad?

yeah then slam a double shot of vodka and try to breathe slowly

its an allegorical truthbomb pertaining to women's unhealthy obsession with youth.

The film equivalent of browsing reddit

Why is it called The Vvitch?

>He can't read lips or infer what's being said from the scene
Doth thee even watcheth kino?

For me? it's the vvitch

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Have you ever fucked a girl user?

People like you arent welcome here. I dont know how many times you need to be told.

why do you ask?

I hate this movie. It ruined my relationship with my ex. She watched it and told me she found Black Philip’s deep voice in the end sexy so I decided to roleplay as him one day. I walked into the room and growled: “remove thy shift”. At that point she thought I was just being funny. Then when she tried to go down on me I said “I will guide thy hand”. Before I came I snarled “How wouldst thou like the taste of butter?” She said it was the worst sex she’s ever had and she broke up with me a week later. The part she hated the most was all the goat noises I kept making and that I kept calling her “Thomasin”.

A good movie with themes of colonial brother sister incest which is just that good shit man

I suspect you haven't and wanted to confirm.

Well, thankfully escorts exist so yes to the original question.

Why are you so dishonest user?

Why would I be dishonest about fucking whores? It's already pretty pathetic, anyways have a good night.

it explores how women deal with death anxiety. first the mother's way which is by producing copies of yourself (your children) which will continue to exist long after you die.

and then theres the second way which is tampering with the aging process. in this movie its by selling your soul ie becoming the devils bitch (Vvitch). similar to women selling their souls to the cosmetic industry in a desperate effort to avert hitting "the wall"

the mother's way ended in a disaster so Anya opts for the bitch path hence the title.

This is the only accurate post. Were it not for anya, itd be one of the borongest movies ever made

Yes, flee before you out yourself further.

to fall asleep

The cutest girl in the universe
The men in the settlement were fucking morons for letting that get exiled

A fucking masterpiece. Kino.

>no ayy waifu

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If I were there at the hearing I would have jumped up and started shouting the most heretical things possible so that I’d be banished too to be with her

demogoat