/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #62

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
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Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 59% Audience 94%
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IMDB - 7.6/10
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Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
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ROAD TO 1000 GENERALS
FIGHT TO 450 MILLION
LET'S FUCKING GO!

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>#62

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yea boi we doin this

is it worth a pirating? didnt saw the original anime

why didn't they show this fucking poster earlier?
god the marketing sucked for this one

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No. Watch it in theaters.

Why haven't you seen my movie yet user?

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First post for gonna see it twice on imax tonight cus it’s leaving imax locally after tomorrow

There Will Be Puppy Blood

Uh, it's worth paying a ticket in the theater, user. Just try it.

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I want her to pinch my head off with her robothighs

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I've unlimited pass in my cinema so it's literally freeand unlimited for me but the langage is not english (live in europe) so I've to pirate it sadly.

What happens to all the food Alita eats?

I hope you're not implying she shits.

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Buy a ticket and watch it anyway. Buy tickets for others.

I'm not stupid user, everyone knows that women don't shit

You should see it in IMAX, it looks fucking awesome.

Can I buy official merch to support the movie?

Just wanted to let you know, the movie wasn't that good and fixating on it like you are doing is detrimental to your mental health

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Just watched at my local imax theatre. Shit is tight!

There's actually a fun panel in the manga where Ido wants to check if her body shits correctly.

I was going to see this on the big screen with my kid brother but that little faggot backpedalled and said he didn't wanna go after my mom shit talked the movie saying it looked lame. I guess I'll torrent it and watch it at home.

What should I focus on? Alita is best movie in years!

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No! You have to convince your brother to check it out, got great action. You can't abandon ship now.

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No, it's not. It's worth paying for a ticket, though. _____;^)_____

guess I'll watch it on the big screen on my own like with BR2049. Can't wait to be the only adult alone in the theatre!

*tip*

m'daughter

I hate to disagree with you but it is good as far as a modern sci-fi flick goes. Its only detriment is the actor who played Hugo. Sadly he is a major element to Alita's character development. I honestly don't know who was in charge of the casting, but they should be fired. It is true, quite literally his segments were Twilight tier when he was the focus. The supporting alley cat street urchins were no better to lift his performance as Alita could.

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Expended in the form of heat and warmth. What, you thought artificial polymer nanomachines heated themselves? lol

Hugo was just a shit character in general, lame love interest. I need a sequel so they can focus on the real chad love interest that comes in later in the manga

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uh oh, looks like somebody needs to see it one more time.

the fuck why is there a new thread every hour for this shitty weeb movie
how much could they possibly be spending on shills?

Many theatres (if not all) have sessions in Original Version whatever the language.

No, Hugo was grounded and is/was a necessity to Alita's character development to keep her grounded.

I'll defend my favorite movie for free. And these generals go by so fast because they reach limit. You can't stop us.

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I caught one of the last Imax showings in my area today, makes it my third trip. Little detail I picked up, Jashugan somehow gets chumped by a random motorballer during that match Alita and Hugo go to. I think it might be an early symptom/foreshadowing his failing health for the sequel.

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100% efficiency, she doesn't produce waste

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You can't stop the power of love, user. Well I mean, you probably can, but it would require a lot more power.

>>>
You hated him because you tried to use him as a self-insert character, which he wasn't.

I live in the french countryside, for some movies there is no original version here, it happens, no 3D either

at least I pay $9 per month for unlimited movies, can literally go every day.

>Hugo was grounded
heh

Yeah it sucked. No capes whatsoever wtf

>vageta battle nigger
yea no thanks i'll pass

I don't frequent these threads often enough, but will discuss, and shill it for free because of faggots like you. Also, I want more sci-fi flicks especially if they are weeb. Get fucked.

Imagine being this obsessed with a movie. ffs it's not 1998

I do it for free

he was just a shitty kid and lucked out on Alita being fresh, alita grows far beyond him anyways.

>can't stop the power of love
youtube.com/watch?v=iunHUojjd3o

Fuck, I wasn't even trying.

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wew fuckin lad. We /timemachine/ now.

i didn't hate him, i found the romantic angle between them very cringe and didn't give a shit about what he was doing. Nobody reads the whole series and gives a shit about hugo

Funny, that's when James Cameron bought the rights to Alita.

Unless you live in Creuse or Corrèze I'm pretty sure there's a theatre providing sessions in Original Version near your farm.

Woah fuck me, I've been here too long.

fin fond de la haute savoie :(

y a un ciné à 15km qui a la VO

Right, but Hugo was a plot driving force for Alita. Ignoring him is ignoring Alita's development. Just because you lack empathy does not mean the general moving going audience does.

This isn't Huey Lewis and the News

It's not about Hugo as a character, it's about how his love gives meaning to Alita's life and how the massive pain from his death changes Alita forever. In this regard, the Hugo in the movie is even too attached to Alita in comparison to the Hugo in the manga. The latter was a selfish idiot who would only realize at the very end how lucky he was to have her, thus adding disappointment to the loss.

I'm also mad that they didn't make the punch in the wall scene, that was a great way to show how Alita was obsessed with him while remarking her physical superiority.

Not having a sub version should be a crime

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I just bough my Imax ticket, but I forgot my toothbrush at home bros...

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15 km qui valent le coup, la VF n'est vraiment pas terrible, le commentateur du motorball ruine toute la scène.

Just seen for the 3rd time. Still amazing. Alita is love!

>"He wasn't a dog lover... I hate that"

Reposting that story from last thread and waiting for art user to drop his painting

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Have you been healed by Alita today, user?

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These foreign movie posters are far better than those here in the states.

Fucking Kishiro man. He knew it all along!

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I fucking loved based Doggo-Man.

That's 'cause all the marketing went into the foreign places, and it shows in the box office. It's doing great everywhere but America.

elle a quoi la VF?j'ai pas encore été le voir me taper pas

Ready to go, frens.

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great find user, can't wait to see it posted in every single thread hereafter

HIT OR MISS

Post wall punching panel

Based. I hope he appears in the sequels

>his death
>spoiler tags the rest
good one

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Nothing special (except for the motorball scene) but it's always better to watch a movie in VO (watch Black Panther in VO to have a good laugh).

Who's that supposed to be ? That's not Nova's haircut.

Best order
>1st view
>download the manga
>2nd view
>download the anime
>3rd view
>watch the anime
>4th view
>keep watching until it's off the cinemas or you run out of money
>read the manga
>buy 2 blu rays (one collectables, one for viewing)
>start saving money and get your life in order to watch the sequel many times

You forgot
>start eating right
>exercise
>meditate
>make money with the intent of getting rich
>pray you live long enough for the age of fembots
>buy your own Alita

Chink article in wikipedia relates 諾瓦 to Nova, so guess is him.

If Alita inspires you to get your life in order then it's truly a magical film

WRONG! I LIFT for Alita, I develop my abs for alita, I make sure to eat more to not become too skinny again.. for ALITA. But what do you do other than try to insult this movie in its own general goober

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put your phone away!

antimatter reactor heart, she turns food into pure energy
youtube.com/watch?v=STvbV1zPCRk

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>detrimental to your mental health
This is long gone, I'm glad I still have some sanity and clairvoyance to enjoy Alita and then kill myself

Fuck me, I forgot to put the spoiler there. Sorry.

MYSTERY NIGGA

Extremely based user

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Thanks for posting that link in the last thread. Here's my girl
>couldn't get the cross choker above the turtle neck layer
Aw, man.

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Anyone else feel like the acting and dialogue were really wonky? The action was great and the plot was alright, but the thing felt like an amateur manga translator wrote the script.

>sitting in the kinoplex waiting for it to start
>chose a seat as far away from other people as possible
>get extremely anxious whenever new people enter the theatre cause they might sit near me
Anyone know this feel?

I feel like its personal preference, what background do you say that from, like what films have dialogue you particularly enjoyed?

so i posted in the previous thread that i had just seen alita and didn't know how to feel about it but now i just feel a strong desire to go see it again. i keep watching the trailers and other related stuff on youtube

>tfw no IMAX in country

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God bless CG

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There's nobody in the theater. He could do a nice cam rip there.

I'm a pleb who doesn't really watch movies much, so I don't really have any examples. But I do enjoy manga, especially jojo so I know when a translation is pretty bad. And the dialogue felt like it at times. Characters would be talking about one thing, then suddenly Alita would make some choice that had little to do with what they were talking about. Considering that the movie is based off of a manga, I choose to believe that it's intentional and go with that, because I don't really have any criticisms against it.

don't worry i'm not going to watch it anyway. I just enjoy the freakshow here

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Every time. I like having an entire row to myself whenever possible, and no one sitting immediately behind me

I think Rosa did a great job as Alita. As for some of the dialogue, yeah it can get cringy and dull, but I blame that on the manga

Elon, my man!

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That's how it gets you... GO before it gets completely pulled from theaters

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>Anyone know this feel?
No, since I hardly talk to anyone or have friends I like to sit next to stangers in cinema or the bus
Especially on the bus I like when they start talking to me, it's a chance to socialize although they usually get off after a few stops

>To the town of Scrap Iron City rode a stranger one fine day

I've definitely eaten a lot less since I saw the film. Hell, I've started eating more fruit. I can't help it.

>no one sitting immediately behind me
>not sitting in the back row

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why they didnt keep Rosa's original lips?

so it has begun...

>Hardly spoke to folks around him
>Didn't have too much to say

Just got back from my second viewing. I was one of two people in the theater for the 430 show.
It was still enjoyable but a lot more of the movie's flaws became apparent to me. Alita is great though, and I really hope we get to see more of her.

I noticed that during the scene near the end in Vector's office, after Alita uses the sword, you see the little plasma jets on her upper arm flaring. It makes me think that maybe they are some kind of energy wastegate for the sword. The blue flame on her finger is maybe what ignites the sword? Any mangafags that can explain what these are for? Ido suggests they may be a weapon of some sort but I think they are for the sword.

The burrito definitely disappears.

In my opinion, a tad too big. I like the slightly smaller mouth and slightly smaller nose.

No. I autistically always pick the seat in the very middle of the theater, even if I have to sit next to strangers.

but Gally has big and plump lips

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>The burrito definitely disappears.
no I saw it under the centurion and next to the pupper during my fourth viewing

I just saw this and its been a few hours and I can't let it go its the best movie I've seen in years. The fight scenes were just amazing and there were so so so many and everything was so cool and pretty it was just something else

At first yes, but it's just that we're not used to different character writing. For example when she says "let's unite to fight against evil" it's cringy as fuck, but it's exactly what it's supposed to be. She's naive and stubborn all along the movie on purpose, because she's just a child brain in a war machine.

I thought the burrito gets stomped by the centurion and that's why we don't see it anymore

The film mouth looks about the right size in comparison to the manga. Rosa's lips were just a tiny little sliver big.

Based, that's what I do too, sometimes this way you can bump knees with the girl next to you when she gets up to go the bathroom or she asks you to put your water bottle at the other side so she can place her on the side between you

Is this real?

No way man, it was gone. I was ready for it this time.

Wouldn't it get squashed on the ground then?

>Work in repair shop
>Just was able to start a little Kawasaki that I'd been working on as a pet project in slow periods
>Laid-off employee with a grudge comes in and kicks over a trashcan
>"I got a new recip saw! Wanna see?"
>Before anyone manages to respond, he takes it to the Kawasaki and cuts a whole in the oil tank
>Feel sad
>Kneel down
>Dip my finger in some of the motor oil
>I remember
>"I do not stand by in the presence of an oil spill!"
>He jumps into the garage pit
>I follow
>"WELCOME TO MY WORLD"

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t. Uganda

Just got home from finally seeing it. Drove 50 miles roundtrip to the nearest IMAX but I felt like the seats were a gyp considering they apparently have nice recliners in the other auditoriums, and they have that Dolby Cinema thing with the big armchairs but I really felt like this was meant for large format viewing.
Anyway, movie was fucking kino. Much better than I thought it would be, and I was blown away by how seamless the CG and real photography looked. Never once did a scene feel like a video game cutscene partially I think because of how good Salazar is as Alita.
Some of the dialogue is cringe, and there was an obvious 40 year old fa/tv/irgin in the dead center seat I had wanted (you might be able to see the top of his head in the bottom right), but overall it was a great experience. Only gripe was that the pacing in the beginning felt a bit fast, but it got into a groove after the first Motorball scene.

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Oh I gotchu you, I never read the manga myself so no idea for the translation. The film is doing really well in china though, maybe their version would sound more fitting if you speak the language. At some point it ends up being a translation of an adaptation of a translation

Do we still use spoiler tags or everyone has watched her movie?

>Ido suggests they may be a weapon of some sort but I think they are for the sword.
In the manga she basically has a plasma cutter in her fingers. I think the Berserker pulls air in through those vents on her arm and propels it through her arm/fingers and ignites it.

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Hilariously, yes!
twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1100859074764107776

7 times as of today, I have a long way to go until I hit 99.

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Welcome to the pleasure dome.

>Work in repair shop
>Just was able to start a little Kawasaki that I'd been working on as a pet project in slow periods
>Laid-off employee with a grudge comes in and kicks over a trashcan
>"I got a new recip saw! Wanna see?"
>Before anyone manages to respond, he takes it to the Kawasaki and cuts a whole in the oil tank
>Feel sad
>Kneel down
>Dip my finger in some of the motor oil
>Smear some under each eye
>I remember employee training
>"I do not stand by in the presence of an oil spill!"
>He jumps into the garage pit
>I follow
>"WELCOME TO MY WORLD"
>"This is where I used to work"

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Very nice very nice, at least the fancy chairs help better separate you from the greasyboys sitting nearby

>no Alita mention in the comments
I fucking hate americans

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Was the first time you see the movie?

>tfw Nova's hand is shaping your destiny even now

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NONONONONO

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>there was an obvious 40 year old fa/tv/irgin
Why did you have to say this?
Can't I enjoy Alita 5 times until now despite being a 40 year old (not fat though) virgin?

Does anybody else want to listen to a full movie analysis on themes and archetypes by Jordan Peterson? Discounting any political stuff, it's extremely /comfy/ listening to him talk about his actual area of expertise, that is psychology and its relationship to human mythos. I really want to listen to his take on the movie, since this movie absolutely did have a lot of layering of motifs, themes and symbolism.

>No way man, it was gone. I was ready for it this time.
Nah I watched carefully and it's just off screen due to camera angles, like many objects in this scene. You have been trolled (or you're a troll yourself).

I think Rosa's actual lips would have been more appropriate for the character but they made her nose smaller for Alita so I think it would have looked unnatural.

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subtle

I do not stand by in the presence of Elon

Incorrect, Elon is a cheeky bastard - this is the *only* response to that tweet that he liked. Look closely

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Don't tell stupid lies, user.

He should make a tweet about Alita. Free promotion.

>I fucking hate americans
They enjoy fast food, not fine cuisine.

ABSOLUTELY /ourguy/
Not that he ever wasn't

More like Cameron's hand is shaping my wallet even now.

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The fancy chairs weren't in the IMAX unfortunately, that was my main gripe. I may see it a second time in the apparently luxe Dolby Theater since it's also a few bucks cheaper but it was so cool in IMAX it might not be the same.

Yup, finally. I was going to go last Friday to a matinee but got sick. And yesterday was discounted tickets for AMC members so the showings had too many groups in them for my liking. This one was unbooked until an hour beforehand, so it was just me, the other Yea Forums guy and that soiboy in front of me.

I just thought it was funny how few fucks this guy gave. He had long thinning hair, wore a t-shirt tucked into his blue jeans and autism shoes and when we left the theater it looked like he was making a beeline to Coldstone.

kek good job

No, it's PewDiePie, when or if he mentions Alita, then they will get the reference

>Elon wants an Alita
Now if only was what people believe and not just a conman.

>Elon lowkey makes a post about wanting space nazis

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Let's discuss about an actual good anime adaptation for once.

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>from the creators of the matrix trilogy
Stopped reading right there

Prepare to eat that Blu-Ray

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>Written And Directed By The Wachowski Brothers
Um

baitpost but the film is good if overly long

What happened to Emile Hirsch?
I liked him in the girl next door
(I liked Elisha Cuthbert more though)

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>Why dont you like her?
>I just dont get the hardbody thing. Plus she's from Mars, she was the enemy.
>Yeah, like three hundred years ago. Get over it.
What did Cameron mean by this?

Alita my waifu

*Sisters

Too long and too much exposition. It's still the second-best adaption we've ever gotten.

First, I didn't know it was an anime adaptation (wtf the source looks like lol ?). Second, this movie was bland. End of discussion ?

She's an URM Berserker, URM was the enemy before the fall

yeah sure what do you want to know?

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There isn't a post-credits scene or anything is there? I didn't stay past the cast roll.

No, it ends with the credits.

The Little Dog is a cyborg now I think

Nah, this ain't some cheap marvel flick

To be honest the distrust is understandable. Nobody could know if she had a command to kill all Earth inhabitants or something of this sort hidden in her memories

>slavery was 300 years ago, get over it.
Based James "Jim Crow" Cameron

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That's nothing
>look at his sword
>no weapons are allowed in iron city
>punishable by death
>anything that challenges Salem
I know what he meant by that and it was based

>finish the mission
>destroy jerusalem
whoa

That's what I figured since everyone else got out of the theater immediately but nowadays you can't be too sure.

>implying salem were the good guys and the friends of the citizens of iron city

Just came back from the theater, 1st viewing. All I gotta say is WOW!!
What a great movie! I was never bored, not even for a second. I didnt want the movie to end. This is the best movie I've seen in a while and I have no idea why it sits at 59% on RT, what the FUCK???
Even though they tried to fit so much stuff in 2h or whatever the movie's lenght is, it's not their fault they werent given a green light for a trilogy or 2 movies

I will see this movie in theaters a 2nd time, 100% sure. Last time I did this was LOTR and Avatar. Gally/Alita is absolutely adorable

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No guns are allowed in iron city. That was punishable by death. I don't think they said anything about weapons in general.

Yeah, marvel gimmicks have ruined cinema desu
The end credits song of Alita was dope though

Critics have a vendetta against it because it doesn't align with their narrative and don't want it to compete with Captain Marvel. Audiences though fucking love it. Glad you loved it!

I used to like post-credits scenes before Marvel made them a meme, like in the original Iron Man. They were just cool easter eggs that you didn't NEED to see and it was fun to find out about them on the DVD or by looking it up on forums. Nowadays every soiboi and his roastie just sits there talking over the whole credits waiting.

Yeah, projectile weapons to be precise
You can't wage war against salem without projectile weapons
only centurions had guns
Also I liked the detail of Vector killing Kanuba with a blow torch since not even Vector is allowed to own a gun

Yes, it both uses and subverts so many archetypal themes.

youtube.com/watch?v=NNIWiCY2HmY

And the Pinocchio theme, "Don't interrupt children when they're skateboarding." and "Pet a dog when you encounter one on the street." is prime Peterson memes.

If Elon made a tweet saying "GO WATCH ALITA NOW!", there would be an extra 1M butts in seats.

Hey are you me ? I watched it yesterday and I wrote pretty much the same comment. Fuck critics, it was a visual kick in the ass and Salazar did a fucking great performance.

That clip is not in theaters.

It's worth watching in Imax 3D.
If you want to watch it in your lame tv or worse, computer, go ahead cunt.

>Also I liked the detail of Vector killing Kanuba with a blow torch since not even Vector is allowed to own a gun
Ahhh ok. I wondered why he went full sadistic for no reason.

I'm surprised I havent seen any screen shots of Alita's leather clad booty when she gets lassoed by the screwhead bitch and pulled backwards on her belly.

Our only hope is PewDiePie because he was once a weeb and he commands a huge army

I did wonder why that one guy in the motorball fight had an arm cannon that looked like a jet engine though. No way was that thing legal.

...

Maybe he meant the Techno Union
youtube.com/watch?v=PW4OIHDsWsM

Alita is the embodiment of the Hero archetype. I'd recommend reading through Joseph Campbell's works; Carl Jung as well, though his works are harder to understand.

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Murderball should get regulated desu, somebody is going to hurt eventually

>they werent given a green light for a trilogy or 2 movies
oh SHIT this isn't confirmed yet it is? It can't be true so soon

>the city banned all guns
>dude put a hidden revolver in his arms

The doggo were all just a red herrings for his guns

Saw it fucking premium theater too with electric reclinable leather seat and "table service" with alcohol n shit. The only thing I regret is not smoking weed in the parking lot. Not trying to sound edgy or cool here, I legit regret it

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No no you're thinking of this film

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In the manga, it mentions that all motorball weapons must be mounted cybernetically to the motorballer, so I assume this rule applies to elsewhere and guns are exempt if mounted cybernetically?

>not posting the seizure-inducing 10 minutes version
youtube.com/watch?v=s4lyelymLac

Just saw this review by New York Post - Johnny Oleksinski
>1 star
>At the start of “Alita: Battle Angel,” a scientist fishes a robot head out of a trash heap, slaps on a body and treats it like a daughter. By the end of this derivative, heartless mess, you’ll conclude that a garbage dump is exactly where writer-producer James Cameron’s new project belongs.

What the FUCK why would ANYONE trust the "criticism" of someone like this

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fucking kek

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Seats look cool as fuck but the room is 8 m wide at best, I wouldn't pay for such a tiny screen.

>If Alita inspires you to get your life in order then it's truly a magical film

br2049 inspired me to quit my shit job and get a better one and unironically landed a dream gig

alita looks to be shapping up to get me a gf. i just want to have what hugo had. someone love me ;_;

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Critics like this literally go into the movie with the mindset of not wanting to enjoy it, they've made up their mind about the film before having even watched it and just nitpick the imperfections while ignoring everything the movie does right

I’m going to have to go see it alone bros, any snack recommendations?

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Nah, and the credits were super fast. Literally the length of the time of the Dua Lipa song, whereas any other big budget blockbuster will go on for like 15 minutes.

what the fuck lmfao

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>tfw two of my favourite franchises ever, Mortal Engines and Alita, get movies and I'm stuck in a town that gets new movies 6 months later at most

WTF BROS WHY ISN'T A MOVIE ABOUT ROBOTS IN THE DISTANT FUTURE MORE REALISTIC

Lobster tails, obviously.

user I...

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Maybe we should start the Racism Card. It's racist not to like someone from a POC like Kishiro and Rodriguez. But Asians literally don't count for SJW social justice points, it's blacks, followed by other racists in skin tone value.

Where do you live user? Antarctica?

>guns are exempt if mounted cybernetically?
Guy in pic would be a god in scrap city.

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Higher Rez

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Mein sides !

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Aberystwyth, Wales, UK

Having said that I just checked one of two cinemas here and they are apparently showing A:BA for 6 days only starting from the 1st March

So...

it's absolutely outrageous. You have an actual STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER who acts on her own accord and makes decisions for herself, but they can't let her succeed because it goes against their Captain Marvel (First female super hero ever btw) narrative.

Watching it a second time, Alita only acts born sexy yesterday like she's in a new culture, not literally born retarded like Lelu. You see her flirting with Hugo because she's falling for him like teenage girls do with cute guys.

>it's a (((basedboy)))
Color me shocked

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>Aberystwyth
lol how the fuck do you pronounce that ?

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Ab - uh - ist - with

Me too, when I saw that on screen I immediately got the urge to fap.

>You see her flirting with Hugo because she's falling for him like teenage girls do with cute guys.
girls aren't allowed to like guys in movies now, they all have to be shaved head dykes

He looks like the fucking avocado guy, you know the pic

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So when's a proper torrent coming out?

Hold on to your butts.

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Not an anime for fucks sake.

How much do you want to bet he drinks IPA's with IBU's of 200 religiously?

>NO FUN ALLOWED
>I ONLY LIKE MATURE MOVIES FOR MATURE MENTLEGEN WITH DEEP THEMES AND MATURE KINOMATOGRAPHY

Meh I'm actually a leaf in Mexico, dont have much options (nothing interesting on the receipt btw)

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youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

Typical middlebrow pseud

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god you fags must be the same fags that shilled and ooh'd and ahh'd and cooed and shit over avatar when it came out
It's like long eradicated disease came back

Imagine being a live news-anchor on your first day and that town name pops up in your teleprompter

avatar sucks dick, alita owns

Avatar was cool as fuck, get out you beige-wearing square

Who else /HealedbyAlita/?

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Anyone know a way you can guarantee a theater will give out physical tickets? My theater is all reserve seating so obviously I want to buy the ticket online but the last time I did that they just emailed me a QR code instead of letting me pick up at a kiosk like I used to. I need a ticket stub.

Oh fuck it actually happened. Poor guy

>way out
Yeah I take this one. Life must be suffering for you guys, need a nuke ?

>just watched it
>it was shit
Fuck you guys

shill-accusers are clearly being paid. Who would be this persistent?

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>It's like long eradicated disease came back
Are Cameron fans essentially cancer?

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Cinemark always gives out tickets. Regal and AMC don't if you reserve them ahead of time.

Said no one

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Noticed Alita wearing the eyeliner this time around, she looks fantastic.

>tfw kinoplex website is still broken and there's only one day left to see it.
>based pajeet webapp has spared you from alita shilling

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I can't keep up with these new lgbt acronyms

I miss stubs that were printed on thicker card stock. Now it's all just receipt paper, which means it's destined to fade.

A Motorball game would be something else.

>build your fighter with spare parts and salvage
>wacky anime physics
>currayzee tracks.
>more Holkenborg music

youtu.be/5BskOC-maU0

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She started to wear make up after the first kissu. Kawaii as fuck.

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Well fuck me then, I guess you'd get a physical ticket if you reserved at the box office at AMC/Regal?
>only Cinemark around me is a Tinseltown USA that's stuck in 1997

>you can't like bad films
Wew lad

what the fuck bros, why is her smile so fucking intoxicating. I can't stop loving it.

Regal gives you a ticket if you buy seats right there at the box office. Reserving them ahead of time, they just scan your QR code.

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I thought the same. On that note, what exactly are the rules of motorball? They never really give a description of it other than control the ball and score it while going in laps.

Cameron has made anime real. He found the balance that worked.

Here we've been getting the tissue paper tickets since Regal took over. I still save them though. Maybe I could laminate them to preserve

It goes the other way around for me. I was expecting shit and be weirded out by the eyes but I ended pleasantly surprised.

I'm disappointed though since I went there expecting a bad movie; if I know it was enjoyable I would watch my first viewing on IMAX

Wow, what an asshole

Yeah but you can go by their cust service and they've always given me a stub when I ask for it (gotta show reciept or smth on your phone of course).

>She started to wear make up after the first kissu

P U T A

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Yeah but you can still get advance tickets at the box office, no? You'd only get a QR code if you reserved online, which is what I did thinking I would be able to walk up to a kiosk and get the ticket like they let you do at Muvico.

We are better than that. Alita deserves better.

>heartless
kys

everyone talks about her smile or her eyes but can we mention her hair? That is some top tier cgi, it looked amazing

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Me. Twice. (forgive me Alita, I live in bumfuck nowhere)

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I mean the stubs that do print are basically like on receipt paper for their thickness. They're not the robust card stock like the olden days.

Okay, a coworker went to see Alita the other day, so we discussed our thoughts on the movie. Didn't get too far because he got stuck on Zapan killing Hugo's black friend. He thought there wasn't enough invested in the character to make his death meaningful to the audience and there was no resolution to his antagonism with Alita. I thought the character and his death was there in service to Hugo's character, so things like his motivations and creating sympathy weren't so important to his role in the story.

What do you guys think?

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You just double negative'd the quote retard

Woah, really? I have to remember that, increasing digital utility is hell for an autist that loves collecting things.

Lets say its like capture the flag on a loop. The racers have to complete one full lap with possession before attempting to score. Multiple goals around the track in interesting spots.

why does grewishka look like trump

For those that play Source engine games or any that support this file format, here are some Alita sprays for you to use in-game. Yeah yeah, fuck off to Yea Forums but here if you want them.

mediafire.com/file/c8ti957oj8iidb9/Alita Battle Angel Source Sprays.zip

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Chibi sadist coming through

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She healed me in a 200+ seat IMAX theater where I was completely alone, front and center. The 3D was good, but I think just a normal 8K or 70mm print would have been fine as well because those glasses annoy me.

Yeah his death isn't very meaningful to the audience, but it adds a bit to Hugo's character (and subverts a trope).

I think what user means is that it's not immediately made for a franchise.

You need to read Kabbalah to appreciate the symbolism of the raising of the Shekinah more fully.
Robert Graves also.

Is that the nickname for "adolescent" in your hellhole ? If you can't handle feminity is that way.

same, brother

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Someone needs to make an app that works with all the chain theaters and major ticketing services to work as a sort of wallet for your tickets and saves digital "stubs" for you to collect. Have it tied to an account and it would be kino.

>Has XboX Hueg beautiful eyes
>Still puts a little makeup on to look good for her bf

Jesus thats Cute

NEW THREAD:

I think the scene pulled off both the zapan investment and hugu character service at the same time. It also showed that hugo and the black guy were still true bros, even though they were full out fighting the second before that.

That's actually a really cool idea.

>On that note, what exactly are the rules of motorball?
Someone posted them in an previous thread, I should have save the pic.

I think the director couldn't dwells to much on Hugo's friend death since it'll lessen the impact of Hugo own death soon after. Even more the hype-up motorball race was about to start so the film audience tension/emotion was very precarious at that point.

>the preponderance of clips from a shitty camrip spammed here
I've basically seen the movie already, also you retards spoiled several parts of the plot.
Based and retardpilled posters saved me from having to go to the local chinese slave-labor powered butter fountain (with theater side attraction)

Thank you for the share user, the do it for her one looks pretty good ingame I might give it a whirl

I imagine it'd be hard to pull all the strings to get it together but it might be popular with the theater companies if they can save money by ditching real tickets, which is inevitable at this point.

I'm gonna spray the bottom one on every blind corners

>no resolution to his antagonism with Alita
there didn't need to be, Alita was clearly not that bothered by him. He barely registered to her at all. He was there to push Hugo further away from that line of work because he sees Alita as more than parts. If anything, they should've (or maybe will) expand on her acquaintanceship with the only girl who was friendly and accepting of her.

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