COMMUNAL HIVE MIND OF OUR ANCESTORS ALEX JONES VS JOE ROGAN REUNITED IN PSYCHOSIS

How does he come up with all this truth?

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>Germans picked by an entity system to talk to demons and angels and use technology to turn humans into robots with the Chinese's help

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MERLIN N SHIT, BRO

DAT ALEX FACE

holy shit what is this

>Wizards taking drugs looking into palantirs

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>Merlin was a real interdimensional wizard

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This perfectly suits the stream. Thank you.

>tfw no bully demoness gf

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jack off like Yoda

>quoting yoda

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youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

Is Alex Jones still microdosing LSD or did he stop?

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>tfw too low IQ to understand what the fuck he's talking about

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this literally enhances an already amazing episode by having it on in the background

>my image in the other thread assimilated yours

DMT

Wagie signing off.

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magicians wizards germans light sockets jack into evil research projects virtual reality surgeries empathy loads low grade trauma jet propulsion devil worship

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lmao i was confused what exactly happened

Jesus Alex is on another trip. This is some straight up /x/files shit.

How does it feel knowing you'll never tap that, incel?

sleep tight user

How convenient, (((they))) made sure you didn't even have time to finish...

This is kino.

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BILL GATES COMMUNICATING WITH ALIEN ELVES

S A U C E

A

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C

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>University of Washington
>Bill Gates
>Alien Intervention
>Turning people's hearts off
>meeting with elves

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DMT JOE IS SWEATING

Sleep Well user

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this whole thing. I see the truth now.

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>they'll kill you for this

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kek
fucking (((elves)))

AROUND ELVES
WATCH YOURSELVES

just google generic chink model wearing lots of makeup

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>the (((elves)))

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i always knew tolkien was an elf shill

THERE ARE SO MANY THREADS WHICH ONE IS THE REAL ONE

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evil clockwork elves

2spooky3me

again with the elfs,. TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE MAN

The elves are actually clockwork elves.

ELFPILLING AMERICA

SAN FRANCISCO IS A CULT

BILL GATES IS AN ELF

CLOCKWORK ELVES

What is their endgame?

Where can I find a chubby elf waifu?

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dont all the tech guys in LA microdose LSD every day lol

Is this more popular than the elon musk podcast

>elves

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Elves controls Aliens which controls the Nazis.

LMAO DUMBASS OLD WHITE MEN AND MEXICAN LADIES

>these accents

clockwork elves

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HAHAHAHAHA ALEX'S INDIAN IMPRESSION HAHAHAHAHA

these posts go by so fast nobody will ever read that I fucked a 57 year old fat man in the ass 2 years ago and I am still mentally scarred from the experience

dont worry about it goyim

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>his voice

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Alex jones admitted it. white men and mexican ladies colluding

Just stop your heart for 5 minutes and let your soul open a communication channel that delves in and through multiple dimensions bro!

How do i get into contact with cute elf girls lads?

>I don't got the specifics
>They'll kill you for this
>I can't actually speak about that
what very convenient answers when Joe asks the real questions, instead of blindly believing Alex's most insane rants HMMM

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>IT'S LIKE SAYING WATER AIN'T WET, JOE

>YOU KNOW JOE
>YOU KNOW THAT YOU KNOW

God, Alex is such a born entertainer.

Faggot

it happens

I'll rape her, then you. People always forget rape exists, lol.

yes a lot of them do and alex jones used to do it too

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Why are elves so evil?

he's like a wrestler
it's amazing

ABATAP CONFIRMED FOR GREYS

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>aliens are from the same place we are

hahahahahahahha

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DESU you should look up the Human Computer Engineering degree at UW its pretty mindblowing, its like people getting hooked into machines and being tested on and psychic connections and experimentation.

youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

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inb4 he blames the tranny porn on the CIA

pretty convenient that you can discredit a mountain of evidence for a gap in response. smug anime girls, LEAVE. this board belongs to the /pol/ /x/ union

LMAO BOTH JOE AND ALEX DENYING BEING IN THE CIA

I never use cussing in 22 years - but the gloves are off. Listen you son of a bitch. What the fuck's your problem? You wanna sit here and say that I'm a goddamn fucking Majestic 13? You get in my face with that I'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch. You piece of shit. You fucking goddamn fucker. Listen fuckhead, you've fucking crossed the line. Get that through your goddamn fucking head. Stop pushing your shit. You're the people who've fucked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and lost a vaccine, so stop shooting your mouth off claiming that I'm the enemy. You got that you goddamn son of a bitch. Fill your hand, I'm sorry but I'm done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are fucking fighting words, excuse me.

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THE CIA IS HIDING THE ELVES

lol VRs hardly a huge invention its not hard to imagine they had some sort of headset back then

Eddie -.-

RUSSIAN MEMEBOTS

okay guys it was fun for like an hour but this is getting old. time to stop the video and play some video games or watch a good movie. nothing to see here.

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>blaming his Sandy Hook conspiracy on the CIA tricking him into saying it

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>THERE'S A BLUE LIVES MATTER??

based!
kind of offtopic but is deus ex mankind divided worth 3$ including the season pass?

i just wanna pee with you joe

HERE WE GO AGAIN

PEE PARTY

WATERSPORT ORGY

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he has to P E E

>eddie: I don't even know what that is

Are they taking drugs while "peeing"? This is some schizophrenic level of delusional rants

youtube.com/watch?v=wuC2tdSPMVg

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I wonder what that bitch ass nigga jamie is going to say about Jones when hes not there this time

>Joe leaves the room
>Alex immediately takes over the show and tells people to go to infowars.com
based

SMURFS MAN, SMURFS takin gover the basic gestalt

HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE ELVES

Probably has pot in the bathroom since Alex can't really smoke it on air anymore.

I caught that too. Kek

He's got an A in physics, so I'd assume a pretty smart thing

Clockwork elves.
youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro

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>eating the pituitary of dead kids

he is definitely doing bumps of coke

The military used the nintendo Virtual Boy
not kidding, kinda makes me think if alex is talking about that or something completely different

AJ is the greatest entertainer of the 21st century

>vampires are real
Where to find a kindred waifu?

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>Liberals actually feel threatened by this guy

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And they should

>you're not a psychotic demon person
>thanks

The little brown bottle in my medicine bag. For you, just a tiny little drop.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dsNA9IjfZCU
based

t-thanks

he said vampyrism is real but vampires are not, you need to listen more carefully you dumb homo

>Liberals are dumber than Cuckservatives
Really tells you about the american people

youtube.com/watch?v=dsNA9IjfZCU

>Bill Maher likes women
>which is fine
glad hes not heterophobic

Do you ever feel like your biologically programmed to be afraid of this stuff?

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i dont want it to end lol

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liberals are smart to fear him, it's the inter dimensional horned elves that need to wisen the fuck up, humanity will expand and (((they))) can't stop us.

They should do some shrooms live on air the next time

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HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

Personally I love it but maybe I'm a psychotic demon person.

DON"T SAY IT!

Please go for another hour

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for high test men only

gib elf gf

3 hours in and Rogan clearly wants to stop but Alex Jones is just starting
This is epic - but Joe will probably shut it down

The idea that entities we can't really understand can just control you and interfere with you at will frightens me for some reason.

philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2018/12/20/controversial-treatment-transfuses-patients-with-young-blood-from-teenagers-to-reverse-aging-process/

Some fans said this episode bore some resemblance to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, because of the portrayals of drug use, and that was likely part of the inspiration for the drug that Nick and Troy took. The drug at issue is called “adrenochrome.” Hunter S. Thompson mentions it in his book, “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” and the drug also appears in the movie. In the fictional portrayals, it’s a drug that is taken from the human adrenal gland. However, the effects of the drug were made up. Terry Gilliam and Thompson admitted in the DVD commentary that Thompson’s portrayal was a fictional exaggeration. Gilliam, in fact, insisted the drug was entirely fictional, possibly not knowing about a substance with a similar name.

Adrenochrome refers to a chemical compound produced by the oxidation of adrenaline. It can also be synthesized by the oxidation of epinephrine. Small scale studies in the 1950s and 1960s that only involved about 15 test subjects or fewer claimed that adrenochrome could trigger psychotic reactions, derealization, and euphoria. However, those studies were far too small to be deemed reliable. Today, scientists don’t believe that adrenochrome has any psychedelic properties. In summary, if you’re wondering if the “brain stem drug” that Troy and Nick took exists in real life, it doesn’t appear to. First, the adrenal glands aren’t even in the brain. But even more importantly, scientists today don’t believe adrenochrome causes a psychedelic reaction. And the drug that Fear the Walking Dead most likely got the idea from, shown in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, was entirely made up.

>back in 98 before he died
>6 years ago he told me
Okay

LA CREATURA

DARK FORCES VS. GOOD FORCES

I think I've seen that movie.

>when the leftoids kill a baby

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Is this podcast more popular than the elon musk one?

you're disgusting, user

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why can't the government fund catgirl gfs already. fuck this gay earth

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they only now busted out the alcohol. it's going on for another 2 hours

>drinking
>smoking
>laughing
>lets go for steakes after
absolute bros, the war is over, all that remains is love between men

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They were telling him to shut it down when he went to the "bathroom"

redpill me on meditation.

DMT

>people can't talk just because they're dead

HE CAME BACK TO LIFE WITH THE PITUATARY GLANDS OF HARVESTED BABIES

What is this, a texture map?

everything links back to drugs, fucking hell

elon musk podcast was trash because elon personality is so dead

kek

>tfw she got them reduced

Kinoest moment of 2019 so far.

I honestly think Alex Jones is one of the great artists of our time

OVERLOAD MELTDOWN

Why is Alex Jones so fucking entertaining? I’m enjoying this more than any recent tv show

youtube.com/watch?v=QHy3WxKEH5M
also this

Thanks that's some good shit and the blood transfusion company serving older people with young people blood for money is stranger than fiction did they just steal that idea from Silicon Valley's Bloodboy joke or was that a thing before that?

Computerized bugs, Joe.

joe rogan is unironically the dudeweedlmao stereotype. These dumbasses actually believe psychedelics let you talk to aliens. they make you turn into a retard, that's all.

Sauce plz my man

(((Youtube))) will shut this shit down like the previous time.We should try to get it to trending just for the lulz though

you seem ok, dont watch wheel of fortune tomorrow

Truly a beautiful moment.

Like flushing your time down the toilet as much as Yea Forums, vidya, or any of that shit, but you don't feel like it because everyone tells you how "cool".

>they stop your heart for 5mins and put oxygen into your blood
>you talk to elves
>they elves teach you how to make better technology

what in the fuk did alex mean

MAGIC MUSHROOM ENEMAS

>take mind altering substance
>your mind is altered
woah.....

Take a heavy dose of psychedelics before you disregard what they're saying.

all the drugs are from south america. the aliens didnt help them when the europeans came

Elves are aliens (beings from other dimension not necessarily space)
keep up

>implying crashing that continent wasn't part of their plan
Who has the dmt now HMMMMM?

THE BONES

>”catgirl”
>just regular woman with tail and ears
>incel can’t find a girl who will wear ears and tail plug for him during sex and in public
>blames science for this
FTFY

They were in contact with the evil ones though
It is hard to contact the good ones

>180k viewers
liberals LOSE

oh fuck

based aliens wanting to kill all beaners

>Hallucinogenic Enemas
Kek

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>I had a bit about it

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100%.
Also I bet Alex eats like an Ox

How many live viewers did the elon musk one have

>he doesn't smoke penis blood

>Alex doing that motion

LMAO

SMOKING PENIS BLOOD

he spent years crafting it

lexylu but i think that not even i have high enough T to handle that woman

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>MAYANS SMOKING PENIS BLOOD OUT OF JAGUAR LEATHER

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>smoking penis blood with jaguar skin to talk to ancestors
latin people are wild

he's his biggest critic

way too busty

agreed

>Smoking penis blood on jaguar leather
My brain is full of fuck

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Where the fuck did Eddie come from? He always derails shit.

Great addition.

>return from dinner
>turn stream back on
>"IN THE OLD TESTAMENT..."
Fuck yeah he's still on

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only alex jones could be talking about aliens and psychedelic use then be asked if mayans smoked penis blood and talk about it for 5 minutes. The man is a genius

>MAYANS SMOKING PENIS BLOOD
they actually did that wtf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodletting_in_Mesoamerica

This is why they blacklisted him. He's extremely charismatic even when he's just yelling and rambling like a madman.

This podcast is fucking meme overload, absolutely incredible.

Alex Jones is literally just the guy from Ancient Aliens with a little more edge at this point

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>james cameron is dialed in

Rank penis size with your estimate

Eddie bravo
Alex jones
Joe Rogan
Young jaime

>Alex suddenly stopped himself and got nervous when saying "James Cameron is jacked in"

finally, the true mastermind is revealed

You guys really should read more. Read about random shit that you get interested in . Go down the rabbit hole. Be curious about the world you live in.

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JAMES CAMERON

fucking this man it's freaking me out
>here the most crazy bullshit i've ever heard come out of alex jone's mouth
>look it up
>its true
im actually starting to freak out, bros

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you had to think pretty hard just to bring up incels.

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JAMES CAMERON IS DIALED IN
THE MOUSE ETERNALLY BTFO

5 inches
12 feet
7 inches
it's an innie

Damn lads not sure I can handle all these redpills at once

agreed

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He's the most profitable content creator asides from /ourguy/ PewDiePie.
A man can only dream if they collab one day

i love how he was doing the belt motion as he was explaining about the mayans smoking penis blood

>based jim knows this
How much will the Avatar sequels change the world? We will literally keep time as pre-Avatar 2 and post-Avatar 2

name one (1) (uno) (un) (I) more based guy on earth right now.

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WE
ARE
THE
ALIENS

>WE ARE THE ALIENS

Rogan is a powerbottom, Jaime pitches

fake ass. she ruined herself, she was perfect before the surgeries.

Blacks aren't welcome here.

eddie bravo

butt is a bit too big for her frame

Good, you're breaking the conditioning. He only sounds crazy, because the world is.

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Dude same. How many times is alex gonna be proved right before ppl stop calling him a quack?

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>here's what the elite believes...

WE ARE IN LADS

Alex jones: 10 inches from using alpha male brainfroce

Eddie bravo: used to be a normie 5.5 but shrunken to 4 incher from steroid abuse

Joe Rogan: used to have a 4 incher that was short like him but shrunk from steroid abuse to only 2 inches

Young jaime: had his penis cut off for globalists to smoke the blood from during his initiation ritual

Disgusting.

clockwork elves = biological androids
WHAT?

>CLOSER TO PIGS OR RATS
HOLY SHIT

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Ahhhh holy shit

THE ELVES KNOW YOU ARE BADASS

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING user

is that the oh yeah yeah guy

>lower level elves

>Alex Jones
yikes you kiddos should find better people to watch ;=)

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the elves are androids
we are aliens on a mission
wait, the elves are a test?

no memes, i can't.
i wasn't even an alex jones fan before this

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>that plastic
Oh no
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

imagine if alex player nier

WHERE ARE THE ELVES?

Please do 4 hours, God please

T H E E L V E S

So, elves = jews?

Darkest redpill

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Where is the user earlier who said he wanted Alex to talk about elves, thoughts now?

>the elves
what the fuck man
I just don't understand anymore

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they're hidden, you can ignore them most of the time. they won't fight us, they're not a threat, they are just observing us, watching us.

really kinda makes me question my sanity and the "mainstream" media , alex is really opening our eyes but kinda fucks it up with the 20-30% that is straight up bullshit and by his crazy demenaour

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INTERDIMENSIONAL SHIT

pfff, he's a student of Jones at best

>We are the aliens

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alex jones has never been proven right, once, in the history of humanity

him having referenced something out of all context does not make him right

Everything he says can be "proved correct" because he reads things and misinterprets them and adds on a bunch of complete bullshit

im exhausted

anyone else?

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Took a break after the first hour and a half, felt the way I do after coming off acid. Diving back in now, see you on the other side lads.

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What about 9/11?

>We are the aliens
Eva was right again

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Rogan ruins everything

I think Joe agreed to share a cut of what he makes off this video with Alex.

I'd like to beat Destiny unconscious and fuck Kaceytron over his limp body.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on what he just said?
About the thing with a tail and Jesus.
I couldn't hear over my own laughter.

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consciousness of the universe is a interdimensional space craft that looks like a comet swimming in a system of survival of the fittest that god created to test himself

where the fuck does alex jones come up with this shit?

what is his official stance on it? That it was an inside job?

just getting started. I WANT MORE ALL OF IT BRAINDUMP ALEX BRAIN FUCKING DUMP ALL OVER I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING TALK MORE ABOUT THE ELVES AND BIOLOGICAL ANDROIDS

So he's right. Glad to have you on board user, thanks for the support.

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Probably the scariest (and most accurate) depiction of angels ever made

>rogan wants to pull the plug

>watching a manlet who sexually assaults women on stream

>writes like a black kid
Nah.

Me, this stuff is too heavy and deep for me.

the elves are harmless and a test for us?

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Does Eddie think space is fake?

Why?

>if you fart and nobody had a nose nobody would know
whoa...............

That our government worked with the saudis. I think. I mean if you ask me the planes were cgi and nukes brought them down

no he doesn't

He's read the Akashic library front and back through eight dimensions.

THE GOY KNOW,SHUT IT DOWN

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all the NPCs on twitter are going crazy about the podcast

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>Just farted
Oh my goodness.

>fart analogies

not that harmless if they got the mayans to kill millions, talked to hitler and who knows what else

BRAAAAAPPPPP

I HAD DREAMS THAT COME TRUE

this is going to be a happy ending, folks

THANKS DOC

is jamie a globalist sympathizer?

>purple and green

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I AM TRANSCENDING RIGHT NOW. I WASN'T READY FOR THIS SHIT

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>purple and green striped shirt

THANKS DOC

PICKLE REDPILL

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We literally btfo the entire Cohen thing with this got way more viewers and Trumps in Vietnam right now uniting our two countries like never before and gaining allies against China.

yeah like every other flat earth retard

alex explains deja vu

Angels are fucking terrifying dude

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I dont think I can resit the elf

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>alex literally says jews are fine people on several occasions during the video
>people keep trying to say he is talking about jews

holy shit my browser just crashed something weird is happening

I have the same experiences. I think a lot of people have this.

>purple and green stripe shirt

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Originally angels never looked like cute white children or women with feathery wings, but rather they were beings of terror, devoid of humanity.

kek

based disinfo poster

We going into time isn't a flat line zone

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Not him but listen to the experiences off all these drug heads, what they see isn't a humanoid with wings, it's intense geometrical shifting patterns that communicate with them.

they can't shut them down

Someone tell the fags on /tg/ to stat him for VtM

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>I keep having these dreams

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Yeah but it runs like shit, story isn't interesting and gameplay won't keep you playing for long.

You probably won't finish the game.
It isn't worth the chore.

Still worth the 3 bucks tho

Do people really not ever have vivid dreams that sometimes come true?

here comes joes psych session

Alex Jones is like James Joyce in a way. He should write a fucking book in stream of consciousness form like Finnegans Wake or Ulysses. It would be amazing.

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I WAS HAVING A DREAM THAT GOD HAS

>God doens't know where God came from

WHOA...

I have a headache, my brain is literally growing in leaps and bounds and my eyes are sore from reading shit I look up

Your brain was never built to grasp what an angel looks like, it's like those weird AI-derived images of nothing that make your brain keep trying to make sense of it but never can.

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I have them way too commonly and about very specific things to think they're a random occurrence even if that might be the case.

That's literally going against christian dogma, btw.

Feels like reality is falling apart,

had this dream once where I sucked my dad off
dreams are whack

what if god is an atheist?

the booze is starting to kick in hard... they should stop and do it again next week or something.

I dreamed I was taking a lethal injection once, I stopped myself from waking to see if I would die for real. nope, diyng in a dream does nothing

based and riverrunpilled

>joe getting alex on a corner
>questioning everything he says
>jack dorsey on podcast
>he doesn't refute or question anything he says
yeah joe is a fucking pussy faggot

>trump is an idiot savant

What was before god existed or if he's always has existed how can i process this mentally and understand it?

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Every page would just be cliff notes

GOD DOESNT NOW EVERYTHING THEN

(((christian))) dogma

youtube.com/watch?v=CoZJdil0_HI

>God knows everything except where he came from
Dude

once you start to question Jones things start to get even crazier. I like that

Joe is a canvas on which he allows his guests to paint.

this

"god knows everything except where god comes from"
wow

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this. this is no longer interesting is actually turning into a DUDE WEED cringe fest

i think i'm tapping out unless eddie bravo takes over

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God has always existed.

Why do coal burners all look the same?

Joe is friends with alex jones that why he can question him.

What if God was one of us?

God is decentralised Blockchain technology

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this isn't even hot. fucking abomination

>god knows everything except where god comes from

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then god watches more porn than anyone ever did

aka. NPC

god is just a buzzword we use to explain things that we don't understand. jaime look into it

they are all emulating the kardashian whores

God here AMA

>Joe trying to shut this shit down
what a fag

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he wants to get home and make dinner

Jamie bring that deity up
look at that motherfucker
he could rip the fabric of reality asunder, god DAMN

but how ? and how does this make sense using a human mind , is there any way to explain infinity

Do you know where you came from?

God is experiencing reality through us.

she was great before

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God, where the freaking elves are?

Don't make me post that webm

IM KINDA RETARDED

WE GOING FOR THE LONGEST PODCAST BOYS

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I have them pretty often too, but they're almost always useless and I'd forget them if not for a really specifically memorable trigger. It's like "oh I'm in a room with this person with a specific outfit and they're laughing about a specific thing and there's a really weird looking fish." Or "Oh there are those specific cars, a plane flying over head, that chick eating a hotdog, and a dog eating a piece of pizza off the ground while a loud motorcycle speeds by." It's never reliable either. I can't "induce" it and it's never like "oh that's what the stock market is going to be at on this date."

I'm kind of retarded LUL

>i'm kind of a retard

I'M KINDA RETARDED HE'S FUCKED NOW

nope

>LET'S CONTINUE
>I'M KINDA RETARDED
they are clearly getting drunk

Im kinda retarded

>Im kind of retarded

>I'm kinda retarded

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HE'S HITTING THE JOINT

hahahaha amazing

ebin meme moment

yea her face is kinda fucked up but her butt isn't fake just straight up exercising i really like that look

god seen a lot of porn

SHIIIEEEET

i fucking love alex jones

I actually just did. I had the most vivid dream of my life 3 days ago, literally right before they found a tumor in my uncle's head. He was the last person I saw in the dream before everything got quieter than anything I've experienced in life.

We need the connection between God and the elves.

We're all a little retarded.

>I'm kinda retarded

alex is by far his best guest

We need a new thread

It's genetic. Something about estrogen and gayface

It's Flat Earth hour lads

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Goddammit Eddy you fucking retard you never even looked.

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>joe saying eddie talks over other people
what a fucking hypocrite. eddie is the most respectful there.

Since i was a kid i had dreams of relatives dying and they always died a few days later not even ill relatives , i shit you not why is this happening i don't really believe in the supernatural

what the fuck is going on

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first try to understand that time is subjective, mainstream science already knows it's relative from the observers POV and can be effected in odd ways by gravity

there isnt anything "before" god (or "after" or "during" or whatever other time related concepts) since that's assuming time is objective and external from god and not just another aspect

all around us in mid-dimensional phase

>You want some of this tobacco Alex Jones

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There's no footage of the construction of the international space station.

If God is decentralized are the elves centralized?

it just popped into existence

>HOLD ON HOLD ON

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go for it

>pads appear out of nowhere at 20s
wow

THIS IS GOING INTO OVERDRIVE I HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF MENTAL COLLAPSE IS NW VERY REAL

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the flat earth topic should be banned

>mentioning minions 3 again
jesus christ

>Look Joe, I'm kinda retarded

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I DEFEND YOUR RIGHT TO FAKE THE MOON LANDING

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Fucking Eddy

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this shit will live on for the academia to analyze it and deeply study it

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i know but still i can't wrap my head around infinity and nothingness , are you scared of dying do you think that we'll just return to the state before birth ( which we don't remember) ?

that looks flat

WALT DISNEY MADE UP SPACE

Hobbits

No idea. I assume everyone had these and I would bet a lot of people actually do. It's just not really something you can test for or prove other than the fact a lot of people can relate to the experience of "wait a second...I had a dream about this exact thing happening!"

Fuck you Eddy.

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SPACE IS FAKE

I HAVE A 12 INCH microscope

This.
In death you can feel it.
No one talks about it but it happens.

SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT SPACE EDDY.

you know you're completely off the reservation when even Alex Jones doesn't believe in your conspiracy theory

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The top of your fucking skull is flat.

Nice doctored photo.

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play this whenever eddie talks about space
youtu.be/zcev7yEPeF8

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the walls of skyscapers are literally just windows. how should it look?

FUCKING TOASTERS MAN

Migrate here
Migrate here

Is the 1st man kino?

but i actually vividly remembered each of those dreams and a sense of dread or impending doom was hanging over my head , they always had something to do with those relatives being wrapped in a bubble getting flown up while i was saying last goodbye. My brain is fucking weird

I'd rather play a laughtrack every time that retard's mouth opens about space.

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Eddie wanted the proof that the Earth is round but he doesn't want to ride the ship that will go round the Earth like what Alex suggested.

>yfw another 5 hours to go for the stream

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>how should it look?
Probably like a plane hitting a building.

THIS IS ART

...

like alex says energy cant be destroyed, just transferred, but whatever way you look at it (atheist, traditional religion, gnostic, whatever) you wont really be "you" anymore and are going to have an ego death one way or another, so in a way it isnt really "your" problem, so it's better to focus on and improve your current experience/life/self