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ALEX JONES ON JRE: EDDIE'S HERE
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I'm fucking dying, I can't believe this is happening
the weak should fear the strong
WHAT IS HAPPENING
first for eddie
CHOKE ME OUT EDDIE
I'M NOT GAY BUT
CHOKE ME
I'M NOT AFRAID
EDDIE PLEASE DONT HURT HIM
was it kino?
this is too high energy for me
we're in it now niggas get comfy for 2 more hours minimum
This is honestly the best podcast ever
>THE CHEERLEADERS WANTED ME TO CHOKE THEM OUT
>i'll pop right back up!
He looks like a mythical hero
maybe I'll look into it
>Bill Hicks
Lmao Eddie is ALREADY TROLLING
genuinely cried with laughter at that scene
history is being made right now folks
alex jones reminds me of my dad in how socially inept he is.
CHOKE ME OUT EDDIE
CHOKE ME OUT
Why are they all looking at Alex kind of scared, like you look at someone who's just run away from a mental asylum?
>Alex starts off relatively calm and trying to defend himself
>Goes completely off the fucking rails about an hour in
>Eddie choke me while you fuck me and i'll call you daddy
wew
Podcasts and Youtube don't belong on Yea Forums.
Gookmoot needs to create a /pod/ to get rid of you crypto-/pol/zoomers
Regular guys doing this is my weak spot. I just want them to die.
Alex may live however.
Agreed
>Eddie is there
It's ruined
Ch-ch-ch-check it out
This is the only entertainment anyone needs. Forget movies forget TV.
Imagine choking out cheerleaders in the cafeteria
sneed
I'M NOT GAY BUY I'LL STRIP NAKED AND LET EDDIE FUCK MY ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW JOE
t. transdimensional alien vampire soros globalist CIA operator
post yf right now
>"The weak should fear the strong, Eddy? Don't make me laugh."
>when you choke out 300 cheerleaders
mandatory
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NANI?!!?!
CHOKE ME OUT DADDY
what timeline is this?
>Alex Jones workout program
CHOKE ME DADDY!!
HOLY FUCKKKKK
Holy fucking based he's back
>Alex trying to troll Eddie into killing him
KINO
SEETHING
>EDDIE CHOKE ME
CHOKE ME OUT RIGHT NOW
he still wants to get choked
what the fuck
>Only just seeing this shit
IS IT GOOD SO FAR?
>Why are they all looking at Alex kind of scared
Because people aren't normally used to being around that level of crazy, it's likely unnerving in person
People like predictability, probably some primal thing where you can maintain safety and react if needed.
>he brought notes
Blessed thread.
Choking out leads to DMT release... Alex knows
The unlikeliest one.
we going down that flat earth road now, boys
Please redpill me on the dmt spirit elves.
CHOKE ME YOU FAGGOT
>22222
They're probably just mirin that mass cultivation
this is comfy as fuck
This is the first joe rogan show I've watched
is it only downhill from here?
Anyone else find this genuinely heartwarming? I'm glad they were able to move past the bullshit and get along again.
alex was raped
>getting choked live on air to own the libs
The best one
FUCKING CHOKE MEEEEEEE
LMAO HOLY SHIT ALEX HAVING TRAP SEX WITH CHOKING
BASED
what in the fuck happend in Alex's childhood
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
This is honestly like listening to 3 actual retards conversing. I can't stop listening
I'm so happy right now
LAOMAO
His supermale vitaility essence is overpowering. Also he could kill them with the gun he is packing at any minute.
Is jones right about the humanoid hybrids and the DMT aliens lads?
Choke me out Daddy ehm Eddie
They are both using each other.
Will this episode ever be topped lads?
holy shit.
this story man
Yea Forums, would you let a woman put makeup on you if she promised to fuck you and choke you out?
>ywn be 13 and have a 17 year old qt put makeup on you and have sex with you
Why does he want to be choked out so badly
what tf is going on?
Christ, how many times has Alex been statutory raped?
The only episode on par with this will probably be the other Jones Bravo episode.
.BEST. EVER.
This is the goat
>Adding stuff to the notes live
This man is a machine.
PLEASE EDDIE I NEED TO GET OFF BEFORE SOROS BEAMS THE DYSFUNCTION BACK INTO MY DICK FROM HIS STERILIZATION SATELLITE
>12 year old Alex cucked a 30 year old man
max alpha
I had no idea any of this would happen today, what a fucking pleasant surprise.
Just watch the stuff before eddie turns up later
I take it all back, i might hate most of what Rogan represents and propones and facilitates but now i can never EVER call him a cuck. He's a real nigga for this.
OH BOY
No just call it quits after this to be honest.
Yes intergalactic deals have been made
Alex is almost back at full energy again
hes been molested since 12
it all makes sense now desu
Jamie is so mad
here we go again
Eh not into the choking stuff give me flashbacks to when some douchbags put me in a noose back when i was a kid
otherwise ya boi is down for some makeup an clown
I have had a woman choke me out (unintentionally, I got carried away and didn't tap out) and it is the hottest thing that has ever happened to me. That being said, you absolutely should not do it because you could die.
alex jones is on joey diaz level when it comes to sex stories
>Eddie walks in
Fuck this.
>mfw I pull it up
didn't they talk shiet one to each other, how is he on podcast again?
i always thought that popcorn was flies wtf
ULTRA SECRET
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR A NEW ULTRA SECRET
Yeah.
Notice how Jamie is purposely fumbling and not clicking on the right articles
Whenever Joe talks he brings the energy of the show down from 100 tp 20.
Ultra secret incoming
i'm redpill overdosed right now
10/10
the weak should fear the strong
Joe is just dealing with a redpill and Alex has the next one ready to go. Alex is a genius.
teleports behind you
eddie brought them together to solve their issues
globalist
they're all retarded in their own unique way. it's like watching a moe slice of life anime with retarded girls.
ULTRA SECRET TIME
kek
>EDDIE'S HERE
Really?? Are they fucking serious???
based express shoop
>you will never hold her hand as she comes from another mans penis
I need some art user to draw them as animo girls right fucking now
THE TWIST
>Its a Jamie gets blown the fuck out episode
checked and red pilled
This is my first Joe Rogan podcast. Why is this weird?
Holy shit it's a redpill landslide
perfect music for this
I can't believe this is fucking happening and even Eddie is there.
BASED
A
S
E
D
Globalist !
BOBBY KENNEDY BTFO
I had a girl put her hand on my throat and squeeze for like 10 secs randomly while she was jerking me off
When she did it the only thing that went through my mind was "Man, it'd be so cool if she killed me right now". Then she stopped
PULL IT UP
>Bobby was the worst kennedy
Not suprised tbqh
If she was a 9 or a 10
=BAD
>BRAAAAAAP
You’re breaking the conditioning.
S
It was revealed that Alex likes to get choked in bed by Eddie.
Jamie is never going to pull that article up. Jamie is compromised. Pull that article up about Jamie being compromised.
more like cringepill, this is beyond retarded at this point with Alex blowing his load every other sentence
>one raving conspiracy lunatic vs one raving (retarded) conspiracy lunatic
God I wish that were me.
you mother fucker
YFW they mention USS Liberty
This is some truly surprising shit that is actually happening, Rogan might have actualy won me over with this bold shit.
He might actually be an independant dude and all that.
>dude, take /x/ more seriously
Eddie is crazy but he does have a point. If Operation Northwoods is confirmed as a real proposal, then you can't necessarily discount other potentially evil things the government might be doing or wants to do.
dumb anime posters
Just when I thought it couldn't get any better fucking Eddie walks in. This is the GOAT
>Eddie Bravo talking
Interview ruined
This guy is fucking retarded and needs to stfu
Eddie might be clinically retarded
Eddie is SO READY to fucking yell about NASA
The average person cannot handle it.
Eddie and Alex showdown on the moonlanding
fuck you delete this
BUZZ ALDRIN'S INSTAGRAM
>I watched MINIONS
holy fuck this guy
The kino REALLY begins now. These 2 just need their own show.
get back to the topic
Joe is regretting the fuck out of this holy shit it's so funny.
First time Joe peeing ever
Eddie getting bullied by Alex
They were on the best episode of all time.
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Looked into the project veritas california abortion thing, and it seems like it got swept under the rug by saying that the people recording were doing so illegally. Shady shit mang.
shill
did Alex just reference minions
BEST TRIO SINCE PIC RELATED
this is my first episode of JRE
fucking B A S E D digits and B A S E D podcast
f l a t e a r t h
look in to it with your third eye
>flat earth society
jesus Eddie
>flat earth
such an entry level shit
Oh my fucking lord. Flying around the world is like a PIZZA BRO
Why does Alex dislike Eddie so much, is it because he is not as famous as Joe
>eddie bravo
>BRO THE FLAT EARTH CONSPIRACY
holy fuck this is beyond stupid, the absolute state
IM NOT TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU ALEX
HAHAHAHA based flat earther eddie
Eddie is ruining this show. Fuck him.
this is gold
This is the reason why he brought eddie on so that Alex could look reasonable by exposure to a literal retard
>milk truck is here too
Best thread ever.
Because Eddie is a flat earther retarded
>Sudden flat earth intermission
KINO
KINO
KINO
>I WILL PAY FOR A RESEARCH SHIP
We flat earth now
FLAT EARTH DEBATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
YOU NEED TO FIND IT ON YOUR OWN
From what I recall the guy got sued for fucking with the recording to make it seem like they were doing shady shit they weren't
someone send eddie to space so he can realize he is wrong
>FLAT EARTH
Yep Eddie bringing the discourse down to the lowest dumbest level. Typical spic trash.
they're bros, Rogan said he was the one who got him and Alex back together after the beef
Alex vs Eddie, who's gonna win
I GOT THE MONEY
LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD
cringe and bluepilled, go back to Yea Forumsutist
It's literally just two retards shouting at each other at this point. I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe
YOU'RE GOING TO THE ICE WALL
what the fuck am i watching
AXAXAXAXAXAX ALEX JONES BASED AMERIKKKANB MAMN :DD:D:DDD
Alex knows how to entertain.
Listen joe, back in '87 i started takin so much DMT that i started to make deals with intergalatic aliens back there in san fransico
Look up the Dan Carlin episodes if you like history and comfy.
Look up Randal Carlson episodes if you like REAL history and geology.
I don't even know what's going on anymore
DID YOU KNOW THAT ALEX JONES IS "NOT" WEARING HEADPHONES?
BULLY MODE ACTIVATED
HERE'S YOU'RE FUCKING FLAT EARTH EDDIE
Alex will crush Eddie's mind with a redpill then sit on him and choke him out.
HAHAHA
This is ending in a choke
HAHAHA SEND EDDIE TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
This is gold!
LADS EDDIE AND ALEX ARE GONNA FIGHT
And chimera humanoids is high level discourse?
Why you posting in this melt in this blessed thread.
ey yo cracker i brought the popcorn
JUST GIVE ALEX AND EDDIE THEIR OWN SITCOM ALREADY
SHITS GOING DOWN BOIS
>How did you prove that
>Did jamie pull some shit off google
>Flat Earth
absolute kino
KINO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NOT ANYMORE
>LISTEN TO ME
LAYTERM ABORTIONS
THEY FUCKING DID IT
ALEX IS GOING NUCLEAR
HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
HOLY FUCK
hahahahahahahah oh my GAWD
THEY FUCKING DID IT BRAVO
I'm dying
HOLY SHIT
LOOK AT ALL THIS RAW HUMAN ENERGY
THEY FUCKING DID IT EDDIE BRAVO
>THEY FUCKING DID IT BRAVO
>STOP FUCKING LYING GODFUCKINGDAMNIT
Joe hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
HOLY FUCK SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A A A A A A AAA!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAVO
HOLY SHIT THE GREATEST SCREAMING RANT IN JRE HISTORY
YES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
he fucking right tho
oh my god
HOLY FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE BABIES JOE ROGAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is surreal
HAHAHAHHAHA
Absolutely Based
what the fuck is going on
Eddie trollin, alex rollin
LMFAO
LET THEM FIGHT
HOLY SHIT ALEX IS ACTUALLY ABOUT TO KILL EVERYONE
My sides are obliterated
Jesus Christ
HE'S GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK
wtf was that outburst real
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>oh you were just teasing me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Alex right now
historic
is that body even real
OMFG THIS IS AMAZING.
he's done it now
holy fuck lmao
this is the apex of human energy
He went piss
This podcast will end with Alex leaping on top of the table and tackling Bravo
>this podcast
god fucking dammit
THEY FUCKING DID IT BRAVO
MEME GOLDMINE
yes , i follow her on instagram
FUCKING UNBORN BABBIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He no longer needs to
babe I need to see this, during this joe rogan podcast you'll have to settle with straddling my lap instead of my face, I hope that's okay baby
Alex is so fucking Chad based Eddie and Joe look like complete cucks
"I'll pee in a little bit"
>just tuned in
I can tell this is going to be even better than the last one, gonna have to rewatch
INTERGALACTIC LATE TERM ABORTIONS
We need a new thread lads
Eddie purposely agitating AJ to unlock his ultimate power....this is kino.
THE FREAKIN' DIMENSIONS MAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
best content of 2019 right here
thanks bro i will
also >mfw this whole podcast
>lol i trol u
Watching Alex Jones be a complete lunatic idiot is the best thing
>just a prank bro
IM BEING THE ULTIMATE SCEPTIC
name?
HE IS NOT WRONG THOUGH
HE IS NOT WRONG THOUGH
HE IS NOT WRONG THOUGH
HE IS NOT WRONG THOUGH
HE IS NOT WRONG THOUGH
Daily reminder that circumcision destroys a man's sexuality
alex evolving
>Randal Carlson
>REAL history and geology.
THEY PASSED IT!
Was he? Not doubting, just genuinely don't know. I know project veritas got accused of editing the video from the CNN guy too, but when I watched that you could tell where the cuts were made, and it was still shady shit going on with the media even when you take the edits into account
>Bravo right now
i think they passed it, eddie
What happens if he goes nuclear?
Triple murder?
>i don't have to pee anymore
What the fuck is going on.
If we could harness Alex Jone's psychotic energy we could drop all use of fossil fuels
Alex is the future
NEED A NEW THREAD
NEED A NEW THREAD
NEED A NEW THREAD
NEED A NEW THREAD
NEED A NEW THREAD
ALEX IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
my armpits are literally dripping
Alex is going dark, dark and bleak
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST NOTHIGN WILL TOP THID
WILL HE EVER PEE LADS?
This is globetards v.s. flat earthers
GIVE GUYS BLOWJOBS
new threadu
H I G H
E N E R G Y
>Frats make you give guys blowjobs so you can blackmail them later
>WHY'D YOU THINK FRATERNITYS HAVE YOU SCREW SHEEP JOE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOAT PODCAST OF ALL TIME
new thread
Fucking KKK guy and doctors harvesting organs
AXAXAXAXAXAXA BASDADO ID ROJOPILLADO!!!!2! LIETUVA LIETUVA LIETUVA
MODS STICKY THIS BREAD
someone screenshot alex smile when he sees joe laughing pls :3
EDDY IS ON POINT
oh fuck
that last part actually made some sense
>had the picture all along
>he lets the abortion secret leak
>spread the pic and destroy his life
am i getting /jonespilled/?
This is the most insane one I've ever seen.
Randal's a great guest, calm and backed up by a slideshow of evidence for his claims. He's appeared with Graham Hancock also on the show, but Randal solo is better imo.
>KEK JAIME GOING AGAINST HIM THE SECOND HE LEAVES THE ROOM
KILL HIM ALEX KILL HIM
Jamie is a faggot . SHUT HIM DOWN JOE.
Cuckfuck jaime shut up
when the internet leaks into real life
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
...
Didn’t the USSR try to crossbreed humans and chimps?
Retard
we already had 2 new thread above you DELET
HITLER SECRETS COMING THROUGH
theres already a thread slowpoke
New thread
pseud
>page 8
someone make a new thread?
I don’t think that’s the whole of it. I think he is cognizant he’s “out there” but just doesn’t care.