Michael Bay

How can anybody hate his Transformers movies? Are his haters mostly toasty roasties triggered over the movies having model tier women?

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>Michael Bay was born in Los Angeles. He was raised by his adoptive parents Harriet, a bookstore owner/child psychiatrist, and Jim, a Certified Public Accountant (CPA). Bay was raised Jewish.

I don't believe this is Michael Bay.

Upvote, well meme'd friend

I liked the girl in the first movies until I saw her thumbs.

HOL ON NOW SKEEEOP

people that don't think highly of the US military
ie most of the mentally able humans on earth.

CHADherd is the superior sports radio shitposter

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They suck, op. He has no taste. He should stick to commercials.

that was the saddest career trajectory ever in hollywood.
She's 33 now and didn't even get to be a bond girl

I think very highly of the US military. I just dont think highly of Bay's taste or judgement.

>toasty

they prefer YEASTY, bigot

So woman?

Skip Bayless is indisputably, transcendentally great at getting reactions from anyone and everyone. Colin's hot takes are weak.

there you go, even a bunch of tubby welfare queens don't like him despite all his films being DoD sanctioned propaganda

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He's a bitch because he doesn't like based Baker. And now he pretends he didn't say that. He's a faggot.

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No virtue-signaling in them. The Chinese don't like virtue-signaling.

Seething.

No. Look, I like hot girls but I can see them anywhere.

If I ever find myself watching a bay movie it is because of the girls. But they suck otherwise.

The lack of virtue signaling could also be in part because of Bay possibly being libertarian or conservative.

You can see them anywhere but in your dating life, Spencer.

As shit as his movies are, name ONE commercial as kino as this
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have you ever met a soldier? you might change your mind

Bay can make fun movies but Transformers are incoherent garbage. Didn't he reuse shots completely between movies?

I really don't think he cares. The "patriotic" moments in his films always feel hollow- as if they are only there because he knows the audience likes them.

SKEEEEEUP THESE MOVIES ARE NOT ALL STAR LEVEL ANYMORE SKEEEEUP

Seething

Because she shitted out a new baby every year.

Just like your 2 toothed Waffle House waitress mother.

My father has 2 bronze medals from his time in the Army. I was raised on military bases all over the world. My mind has not changed.

I'm not a conservative or Republican though. I'm a liberal Democrat.

Michael Bay sucks because he has no depth to him.

bakersed and maypilled

So how much s o y have you consumed today?

His movies are shit, end of story

>bunch of irrelevant shit
i never said bay is good or bad, or anything about politics. I said his films are literally propaganda pieces

everything is a propaganda piece you slav

>spends so much time on /pol/ that he hallucinates flag icons

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Roast beef detected.

>all it takes for a movie to be good are hot girls and explosions

Seething.

Looks like an off-brand Peter Capaldi