Forgive me Yea Forums. I was skeptical at the praise this movie was getting and just thought it was shilling. But after watching it and seeing:
>Hot naked robo-Gf
>Asian telling Kang to get over historical mistreatment
>Robo-GF swiping dog blood over her face
>Black nurse not being given any lines
>Weeaboo getting his face sliced off
>AND BLOODY GORE EVEN WITH A PG-13 RATING
I have realized this is one of the best movies release so far in 2019.
ALITA: I just saw this Masterpiece
Jack Perez
Jason Robinson
I am glad you went to see it, user!
Colton Lee
Oh yeah I forgot. The “women don’t have brains” line was based and redpilled.
Chase Morris
I thought it sucked. A bunch of tired cliches strung together by a predictable plot.
Waltz was great, though.
Noah Adams
welcome user
now help us save the rest of Yea Forums
Benjamin Myers
At my showing the entire theater could stop laughing at how bad the movie was.
I felt like I was watching the room
Mason Harris
>A bunch of tired cliches
>a manga almost 30 years old
Every story is a "bunch of cliches" if you go back far enough.
Robert White
The line was:
"You have a normal, teenage girl's brain... if there is such a thing!"
He was obviously joking, Sir Knight.
Brody Cooper
OH NONONO WTF HAS JAMES CAMERON DONE TO MY Yea Forums!!!??
Lucas Allen
>a bunch of tired clichés
>watches Marvel movies.
Sigh...
Parker Torres
>tired cliches
Noah Brooks
Shill thread for a flop flick
Jack Gutierrez
>desperate shilling intensifies
Asher Lopez
No. I hate those too. The MCU is, in terms of creativity, somewhere behind stupid bullshit like Fast and the Furious. I'd probably rather watch an Alita sequel than to have to sit through three of those repetitive Power Rangers cartoons every year. And that's not a defense of Alita.
Landon Smith
Totally agree. It’s fucking great.
Wyatt Sanders
Can you enjoy your Criterion Collection without annoying the rest of us, user?
We don't need you telling us how sophisticated your tastes are.
Gavin Phillips
He was joking, but his skepticism was obviously genuine. There's the statistical average "normal," and then there's the absolute "normal," the latter which he was referring to.
Wyatt Price
You guys need to learn how to chill out. We live in a world where movies like Black Panther, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Th Green Book are thought to be “good movies.” Is genuinely liking a flawed movie that’s at most 6/10 really that bad or damaging to the film community?
Wyatt Moore
The Green Book, though by no means actually good, is better than Alita and Black Panther is on about the same level. Haven't seen Bohemian Rhapsody because I couldn't be arsed. I imagine it'd have good music, at least.
Gabriel Powell
It is a lot better than 6/10 user.
The 6/10 "damning with faint praise" meme is getting annoying.
Juan Taylor
>BLOODY GORE
....where? Most of the cyborg blood is blue. The scenes with red blood are very brief and tame, too.
Hunter King
Brandon Phillips
As a military sci-fi buff, it's a 10/10 for me. Couldn't really give a shit about any of those movies you listed.