ALEX JONES RETURNS TO JOE ROGAN NEW THREAD

>waaaah, crazy man bad, no watch! bad!

Holy fuck, Alex is on fire today.
By the way, IT'S ALL TRUE

SOMEONE POST THE DEUS EX THEME NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU

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link because OP sucks

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5G CHINESE HUMANOID AI ROBOTS WILL CULL THE MASSES

thread theme

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IT'S A BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATION BY THE GLOBALIST JOE

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because he's fucking funny

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN YOUR 5G

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H A P P E N I N G

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This really surprised me
just saw that it was live on youtube

Has alex jones twisted off joe rogans head yet? politically that is?

HISTORIC MOMENT BOYS

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Imagine

Just fucking imagine

All the brooklyn hipster faggots listening to after its been automatically downloaded to their phones through the itunes podcast app

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THREAD THEME
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THREAD THEME
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THREAD THEME

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FIVE G

M I N D control

Are they going to fight or what?

come watch and chat at basedstream.com

Fuck the joe rogan jew for disabling chat.

basedstream.com
basedstream.com

click sherk

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NASA is a breakaway government???

UUUUUHHGGGHHGGGG HHGHGH

Posting in ebin thread

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>When you're ready to get to it...

HERE WE FUCKING GO

Pokemon evolution

>CELL PHONE SIGNALS ARE CONTROLLING YOU!
hahaha, oh Alex, you cra-
>scientific american link confirms it

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>tfw you will never be a human pig hybrid
>tfw you're not part of the interdimension deal

we're not gonna make it bros.

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>they know
>activate it

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explain

why are their legs so thin?

i already posted it , too slow homo 8)

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phoneposters confirmed as messengers of God

SATAN IS COMMUNICATING WITH THE GLOBALIST ELITES THROUGH DMT-ADRENOCHROME TRIPS AND INSTRUCTING THEM TO BUILD AN ADVANCED NEW WORLD ORDER PRISON

CIA GENERALS
ARMY GENERALS
GENERAL GENERALS

ALEX JONES DOCUMENTARY KINO CONFIRMED

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>LITERALLY

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>intergalactic deals
fugggggggg

PSYCHEDELIC ALIENS

>ASTRONAUTS HIGH ON DMT MAKING INTERGALACTIC DEALS WITH INTERDIMENSIONAL ALIENS IN A BUNKER

MEETINGS WITH ALIENS

based.

I added an image, this took extra time and confirms you as a slowpoke who can't into text posts fast

>GENERAL GENERALS
kek i was gonna say that

ASTRONAUTS COMMUNICATING WITH ALIENS WITH DMT

Joe is finished

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>youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU
>THREAD THEME
>youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU
>THREAD THEME
>youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU
>THREAD THEME

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Taking drugs to do intergalactic deals

Now that is KINO

Could Alex Jones save nuwars?

If you are subscribed on an apple device you can have episodes auto-download when they come out.

DMT

the circle is now complete

He is so stupid
He literally reads science articles and purposefully misinterprets them and then says that "It's all public" or "I have seen reports from sources within the government"

FUCKING MODS STICKY IT

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DUDE DMT LMAO

Kek. That was my fav part too. Especially ending his rant about joe pretending to be dumb with that

Literally MILLIONS of shitlibs subscribe to the JRE on their iphone podcast app which will automatically download this podcast to their iphone and display it at the front of their feed

JUST STICKY THIS SHIT ALREADY FUCK

Most Brooklyn Hipsters have the auto download activated for the joe rogan podcast and are going to get their mind blown by this

I want a movie based on what alex jones is talking right now

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top 10 epic samurai confrontations

I'd pay 20 a month if Joe and Alex did a weekly Podcast. This shit is comfy and funny as hell.

PULL SOMETHING UP THAT WILL PROVE ALEX WRONG JAMIE
I-I CAN'T JOE

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INTERGALACTIC DEALS

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>5g wireless radiation mutates humans
wired.com/beyond-the-beyond/2018/03/5g-smartphones-cause-cancer-big-wireless-doesnt-want-know/
>human-animal chimera hybrids
news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/01/human-pig-hybrid-embryo-chimera-organs-health-science/
>cell phone brain control
scientificamerican.com/article/mind-control-by-cell/

Alex has yet to tell a lie yet. It's just like when people make fun of him for the frogs are gay thing but it was proved to be true.

Reminder that the CIA tried remote-viewing using psychics. I doubt it really worked any, but the point is they were crazy enough to try it.

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>Alex Jones used to be a DMT junkie

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i always wondered why alex was so based and redpilled. finally the truth is out.

i love this

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I'VE
SEEN
EVERYTHING

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Same senpai same

knew the 'feud' was total BS and just a way for Joe to help keep his old buddy Jones relevant after being almost completely deplatformed

150,000 VIEWERS
SHUT IT DOWN

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>I know you know this Joe

what is Alex trying to do here?

>151,000 live viewers

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youtube.com/watch?v=2uKxEoQQiSQ

mandatory background music.

USE YOUR PHD IN PHYSICS JAMMIEE, WE HAVE TO STOP HIM SOME HOW

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ABSOLUTE UNIT

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If dubs they pull some DMT up and get high on-stream

Certified fucking kino

LMAO JOE BUSTIN BALLS

I've taken 8 grams of shrooms before and I was flying through space. I don't know if it was communication though.

>I just don't think people are ready for this
bros, maybe he's right

>that guy on /sci/ who has a vendetta against radiocommunications and over two thousand papers and who says that wireless produce cumulative, inherited sterility
and the presence of this stuff is increasing exponentially, like how today a random hard drive has more space than all computer storage before 1980 put together

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A lot of the time he just says things in a way that makes them sound crazy. Or makes connections between them that don't really exist. But he brings up interesting stuff if you look into it that don't get talked about enough.

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And they will all rightfully think Alex is either insane or acting

The spider silk body armor is true too.
How many times does alex have to be proved correct before ppl stop calling him a quack? Its like they dont know what hyperbole is

>DMT opens inter-dimensional gates

>mfw this is more kino than any oscar nom

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this

im scared bros

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Shaming Joe as a gatekeeper... leading him down the DMT rabbit hole...

handsome bear

ALEX JONES IS A PSYOP TO GET YOU TO TRIP ON PSYCHEDELICS AND BECOME PACIFIED

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Are you not entertained?

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this is unironically true kino

>(((they))) don't want you to know

(((THEY)))

TOP 10 ANIME BATTLES

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>Taking DMT for intergalactic deals.
Fuck yeah this is the definition of kino.

Guys I am going to try DMT because of this podcast, wish me luck. I hope I meet some aliens.

just say the word alex

DO NOT WATCH THIS PODCAST. THIS PODCAST IS FULL OF RIGHT WING LOONEY CONSPIRACY THEORISTS. YOU WILL LEARN NOTHING FROM WATCHING THIS. CEASE WATCHING NOW

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((((((((THEY)))))))

I mean, MK Ultra. The US country surely believed that for years.

Name the they

WHEN ALEX JONES SAYS THE GOVERNMENT IS DOING SOMETHING IT JUST MEANS HE READ SOME ACADEMIC ARTICLE AND MISINTERPRETED IT

Good line of questioning Joe

Why dis nigga posting big hairy fellas?

ok you win are you fucking happy now?

2006 Volleyball Incident
Does anybody have any information on This? I have tried researching and have come up with zero results.

Did you know about the MKULTRA French Village lacing of bread with LSD?
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7415082/French-bread-spiked-with-LSD-in-CIA-experiment.html

"On August 16, 1951, the inhabitants were suddenly racked with frightful hallucinations of terrifying beasts and fire.

One man tried to drown himself, screaming that his belly was being eaten by snakes. An 11-year-old tried to strangle his grandmother. Another man shouted: "I am a plane", before jumping out of a second-floor window, breaking his legs. He then got up and carried on for 50 yards. Another saw his heart escaping through his feet and begged a doctor to put it back. Many were taken to the local asylum in strait jackets."
Pretty spooky stuff

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>let's get Eddie in here

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EDDIE'S COMING

youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU

Activate it

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FIVE HOURS!!!

AND EDDIE IS COMING

bout to be kino asfuck

incoming eddie

>The Weight Loss Cure (((They))) Don't Want You To Know About

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Eddie Bravo's gonna be there soon.

Certified kino inbound

EDDIES COMING

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Neither. He's right about what he's saying. They are literally pulling up sources on the stream, you faggot

EDDIE is coming on!!!!!!!!!

>Eddie is coming

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>clockwork elves
dude what

HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT EDDIE BRAVO IS OTW

I think he's trying to disrupt the thread because he thinks he's surrounded be ebil nazis. It's pretty sad but just report any nudity and move on.

>he doesn't know

Please don't do it alone have a friend be your tripsitter for safety , are you going to vape it or are you going to ayahuasca yourself?

OH FUCK. THEY'RE BRINGING IN EDDIE

Here It COMES

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>every night was a dmt trip for me
does that guy even know what he says.

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>Name the they

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>eddie

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OH SHIT EDDIE BRAVO INCOMING

it's a glow in the dark CIA nigger trying to get at the people who don't drink tap water with some more hardcore gay propaganda

CLOCKWORK ELVES

CIA CONFIRMED BIGGER THAN WALMART AND COKE

>"I'm not the CIA"

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Eddie is coming to join the podcast? And it's five hours long? Wewlads we're in for a fucking ride.

(((THEY)))

AHHHHHHHHH IM STILL AT WORK FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF

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Google "machine elves dmt"

just got here
what did I miss? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

Bring Kanye and Kim in please

Eddies coming on soon! The fire rises lads. This is gonna be one of the most kino moments of all time

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>Eddie is coming again
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wait what eddie is coming??

EDDIE IS IN THE BUILDING

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just when i thought it couldn't be any more kino

FUCK that asshole ruined the 911 episode.

His dad really fucked him up

The 2006 volleyball incident gives me chills for some odd reason. Something about a school shooter in Omaha or Nebraska

EDDIE FINNA BOUT BRING SOME FLAT EARTH KINO

>7 or 8 years old and you're hearing about the cyborgs
Kek

cease watching joe rogan. close your browser window now. you have been warned.

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based

Pretty big guy

IF THERE'S NO STICKY BY THE TIME EDDIE SHOWS UP WE RIOT

MULTIDIMENSIONAL ALIENS
spider silk body armor
5g mind control
Human animal chimeras

You missed pure alex kino. Def go back and watch later

Alex Jone ranting about things he has read and completely misunderstood because he is insane and desperately searches for conspiracies

Also things his dad told him that he let his child imagination run away with

i wonder if eddie will bring up joe being tapped by the cia

Why don't you get fucked? We're breaking the conditioning here.

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Joe looks like he's regretting this.

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top six smartest man in texas

Clockwork Elves
youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro
Clockwork Elves

>Eddie
Truly this is the sequel we didn't deserve.

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ALEX READY TO TALK NASA WITH EDDIE

thinking about pausing and getting some fast food, where should I go?

Wendys? Carls Jrs? Jack in the Box? McDonalds?

"She's like 14 now or whatever"

Too busy with interdimensional aliens to know the age of his daughter lmao

>Alex wearing a NASA shirt
IT'S INEVITABLE

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someone is knocking on my door and I'm not expecting anyone

SCIENTIST CULTS INJECTING BLACK PEOPLE WITH SYPHILIS

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A noble sacrifice

he has thought about it logically

>That fucking doctor impression

LMAO

do not look at your ceiling. Do not look behind you.

Jack's gonna pull Joe's Cash App money since he allowed Alex to reveal the truth.

((THEY))

>Eddie is coming

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Alex is so based and intelligent. He intentionally makes real scientific facts and findings sound completely ridiculous through wording just so people think he's insane only to get proven wrong by facts.

youtu.be/SRxC-BX4K6c

That happened, but brainlets will pretend it's just nonsense.

>post-birth abortions

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BABY

HARVESTING

he's not

Imagine how much money the cucked night time talk shows spend on their production and all Joe needs is a few mics and a curtain

redpill me on the 2006 volleyball incident

>harvesting post-term aborted babies

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because he gets clicks for news sites

BRUH which fucking doctors did alex jones go to?

>post birth abortion

Babies are vine ripened tomatoes.

Alex Jones would be a great voice actor

>when Rogan is told by chairman Jones that he has to wipe out the entire village because a reactionary rightist was born there

>snopes
get out of here with that jamie

>who-whoa whoa post...
>POST BIRTH ABORTION JOE

That actually did happen though and is the whole reason black people don't trust doctors these days.

POST

BIRTH

ABORTION

SNOPES SAID IT WAS WRONG

>after-birth "abortions" redpill
Here we go

who are (((they)))?

Carls Jrs

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youtu.be/7wivOEXlL9s

((((((((THEY))))))))

patrician

>Jamie how about you do this, how about you take Snopes and shove it up your ass

>Whos (((they)))

wow there Joe cool it with the anti semitism

REALLY JAMIE
HUFFPOST JAMIE
REALLY JAMIE
SNOPES?
REALLY JAMIE?

Rook into it

1 MILLION DOLLARS

>who's they?

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everything Alex says is true

>smoke
YES
YEEEEESSSSSSSS

it's like .1 percent of the population buys into this shit.
Which means you've got around a million people watching. They know he's full of shit, he's always been full of shit. He was screaming we were all going to get rounded up in fema camps in 2010 then invade Iran in 2011.

He's just amusing and his fans will rationalize any crazy shit he says. He's like trump, but no one gets their jimmies rustled.

tld he's full of shit, we all know, but his fans are the real show

WHY IS JAMIE STILL HERE?

OH NO NO NO

>giant smoke cloud covers the camera
it begins

JAMIE YOU FAGGOT

COMMUNIST COMPUTER GLOBALIST MACHINE GODS CONTROL EVERYTHING BEHIND THE SCENES TO STEAL YOUR ORGANS

Right wingers, everyone.

160K viewers and counting...

>tier 0
>hiring a hitman on yourself

Kek

>youtube is increasing delay so they can pull the plug when Alex drops the J-word

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jamie absolutely btfo by alpha male alex jones

SWASTIKA SHOES

this podcast is triggering my schizophrenia i think

youtube.com/watch?v=_xD8cPgcZ3E
it's real

he's firing red pills out of a rifle

>strong alpha types need weed to not have a heart attack

so does trump smoke weed or is he not alpha?

Only brainlets are angry today.

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Joe should get Lynch on the podcast, legit could be interesting.

>open stream
>Alex Jones is ranting while surrounded by smoke

This is so comfy.

so many truth bombs
I can't handle it

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youtu.be/lqGhZumfRTA

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What did he say, I'm 5 min behind

>SKIN IN THE GAME

guys... I can't handle all these redpills, I wanna go back to being blue...

YES

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>hey Joe remember when we were in that bathroom in Manhattan in 2001 you were fucking my ass and i was about to cum then we heard the planes hit the buildings?
>that's when i knew

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holy shit double dubs confirms

>SWASTIKA SHOES
he literally wore those for a while LMAO

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A lot of the people watching think he's nuts but just love the entertainment. The last time Jones was on the show as probably the best episode.

JAMIE
A MILLION DOLLARS
BRING UP THE VIDEO

2006 colorado high school hostage situation
hostagetaker and one girl killed after police broke in
supposedly over a dozen actually died

Jamie hates Alex because Jamie's a little faggot.

youtu.be/SkTopSKo1xs

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is alex jones doing a frank underwood impression

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thanks jamie

Jamie is getting steamrolled by JONES

Your enlightenment, user. Your enlightenment.

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listen to eiffel 65 - i'm blue

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Yeah, we all get he's nuts, but his fans are the best show on earth. Well second best.

Trump fans are the best to watch and trigger. SJWs probably 3rd best.

Not hating here, but did Alex go a little bit more "Alex" ever since his banishment from social media? He was always a rambler for sure, but his sentences sound more and more disjointed and he just seems so angry

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There is something about Alex Jones that makes me like him.

He sounds like a nutter half the time, but he is such a character, and that's entertaining..

Alex Jones is what happens when you give paranoid Boomers the internet

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=OSpsAauvEXU

add this for maximum effect

>tfw your brain is too small to comprehend all these redpills

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He's on a warpath right now, he's dangerous.

>A DISCUSSION WILL ENSUE

He's Punished Alex, a hero denied his advertisers.

he has an audience of 170k people right now, he's basically on a national tv show, this is chance to shine

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This Congressman is nonchalantly talking about killing a baby that's been born already.

>CYBORG JAIME MILLION DOLLARS PULL IT UP

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Something about a shooting at a volleyball game. I may be remembering wrong but it supposedly happened in two different towns at the exact same time. Also the major twist is those places dont exist anymore. Something about this one always spooked me too.

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>why is this faggot still relevant
It's funny to watch a no-shit crazy fuck spout of over-the-top conspiracy shit.
It's the people who actually are dumb enough to take him seriously that you got to watch out for.

Alex Jones has been sued, divorced, and de-platformed. There's nothing left for him to lose, aside from his life, Alex Jones has become a punished man.

There's too much looking into going on.

They are pulling up sources on the screen proving him right, retard

>DUDE TRUST THE (((DOCTORS))) LMAO LET THEM SAY THE BABY SHOULD BE KILLED

(((((((((((THEY)))))))))))

He's been unpersoned from virtually all social media, so he has to be more bombastic to bring in more viewers to Infowars.

Rewatch when it's over, but at half speed. Jones' vocal cords vibrate at a higher frequency on another plane, that's why he sounds so fast.

EU = NAZIS

/pol/ and memes aside
What's actually wrong with post-birth abortion?
I'm not fucking CIA/FBI/JIDF/whatever
If the mother doesn't want the kid, the kid will probably grow up in poverty then grow up to be a burden on society, or likely even incarcerated after committing a crime.
So why keep it alive?

He's a radio personality, he knows how to play to an audience.

literally go to your local gas station and buy a pack of those , take 2 and wait for 20 minutes for the effects to kick in.
I'm serious

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HITLER, JOE
HITLER

>I mean Hitler was a bad dude, but

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JAMIE
BACK IT UP

WHERES EDDIE

WHERES EDDIE

WHERES EDDIE

WHERES EDDIE

WHERES EDDIE

>I mean Hitler was a really bad dude, but...

BASED BASED BASED

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I CANT HANDLE THESE REDPILLS

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why does alex jones hate nazis so much

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>Hitler is behind the EU and NASA
Do people actually listen to this seriously?

this is so embarrassing.

Notice how Alex completely adds in the part about them being viable babies and them being taken away while alive for experimentation and organ harvesting and claims his source for all of that was the video and basic assumptions
This is what Alex does with every video he sees

You want him inside the tent. HE ONLY GROWS STRONGER

I actually thought the war was a shoot. Alex went in hard with the racial stuff.

WHY WE WASTIN THIS 7 POUNDS OF MEAT JOE

>doctor impression
>heavy southern drawl

>probably
That's why.

Those bitchy anons aren't watching, they're just here shitposting. Your post is wasted on them.

rare pic of staff needed to keep up with alex's ranting and claims

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Because it's murder you piece of shit

They have more of a conscious during that period so it's considered more immoral

Can't find the jews in here.

I'll fucking port-birth abortion you faggot.

Bone rot?

why is Alex doing a nigger voice

Lol that fake southern doctor accent

He compared himself to Hitler a few minutes ago.

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>Dude the EU is nazi because Hitler designed the Volkswagen

>this voice

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EU WAS SETUP BY HITLER

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His doctor voice is pure kino

Are you even watching? They just pulled up a video of a Congressman advocating murdering babies that have already been born.

>You're freaking me out with this voice

KEK

god damn it I wish I knew about this sooner

I mean he technically was
EU only came about to stop eu countries from fighting each other (which they're going to do by flooding europe with non natives who will vote for federalisation)

2 people died, everyone kind of forgot about it. some 52 year old pedophile was molesting a bunch of girls then shot himself.

the news didn't want to cover the guy molesting highschool girls, bad taste

dead school kids, all week baby boomers love that
molested school kids pass on that, baby boomer women are disgusted baby boomer men think atleast the guy got some

i wish we had those in my country, not enough freedoms

This is too much for me

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Joe rogan really sounds like he regretted this shit lmao

and fucking eddie bravo ISNT EVEN THERE YET

LETS KILL EVERYONE WITH DISABILITIES AND ALL OLD USELESS PEOPLE

You don't want your bones to rot do you

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Because he fucking hates governments controlling people. Try to keep up, user.

JAMIE
SOUTHERN LOVIN'
BRING UP THE VIDEO

holy lord, I'm going to do the delivery of my kid myself, at home, my wife better be ready, time to research

>muh cyborgs

This is Alex Jones Dads dental practise, he was not working with any form of government kek

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It's in Tier 1

>tfw yuropoor
man why do we never get the good stuff

Yes, all doctors in the world are boogeymen out to get you

Joe is getting too wasted to understand

true kino

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Fuck Alex Jones. I never masterbated to tranny porn until I heard it was something that you could find on the internet. I only came across it because of him. I am not gay. I just like to jerk off to men dressed as women with erect cocks. Fuck the globalists.

Why not just spend money on a box of condoms or not have sex?

Murder innit and thats well bad

That's why i'm not an organ donor

he regrets it because his sponsors are pulling out after all these red pills

I'm talking about Alex Jones in general, calm your tits.

is he coming?

I can't tell if this ironic or not. Baby boomers really will ruin this country

t r a n n y

Nice try ZOG.

please do
it's a fucking newborn it doesnt know shit.
the kid will go to a single mother or a poor home. look at the numbers of criminals that had single mothers. shit's like 70% of them. imagine a world without these criminals.
the only ones that should be keeping kids are those who are ready to commit to loving and raising that child for their entire lives

why don't we kill you then you worthless fucking neet

Alex Jones had a conspiratard dad as stupid as he is and now Alex uses his dad as the source for half his crap

NO bone rot!

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Because you'll have Doctors who will tell mothers the babies are unviable and then they'll harvest the organs for easy money. decodedscience.org/organ-harvesting-human-trafficking-black-market/56966

jesus christ alex jones is going balls deep with hard thrusts with these red pills

Of course not, but there genuinely are quacks and corrupt doctors.

Yes he's on the way.

Hey we won't judge you man, you do you.

yea, in about 40 minutes. they talked about it earlier

this is fucking kino holy shit

The Nation Enquirer occasionally had true stuff too.
Doesn't mean you suddenly take it super seriously as a legitimat esource of journalism.

Yes, earlier Joe Rogan said that later on Eddie Bravo is going to come onto the show.

New thread

wow alex must be short

>kill useless boomers taking up space and resources
>killing retards that are a burden on the medical system and social welfare
yes. kill them lol.

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>You're scaring me Alex.

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no I just wish the EU was more Nazi like instead of being such retarded globalists.

Literally what?

Fifty or sixty years ago my grammy worked the kill room at a small rural hospital. The monstrosities were left to expire in those days.

reminder to not let THEM clamp your childs umbical cord before all the blood has drained

which apparently is something they do for some reason

OH SHIT HE SAID THE J WORD

J-WORD

It is more expensive to get an abortion than a box of condoms.

i completely agree. i tell that to women all the time. don't want to get pregnant? dont have sex.
your partner doesn't wanna wear a condom? well tell him no sex
besides human trafficking and rape, pregnancy is 100000% avoidable

I mean if they wrote a story with verifiable sources backing up their claims, why wouldn't you, at least in that one instance?

OH SHIT THE JEWISH QUESTION

>just a week ago, Rogan was the enemy that Alex wanted "ideologically" killed and he screamed about for almost an hour

Abort the dumb moms tbqh

did a quick search on it, you're right, looks like everyone is telling to delay the clamping procedure as long as possible, thanks user for the guidance

*lies*

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Catfags on suicide watch.

K A Y F A B E

IM NATIVE AMERICAN
IM WILD

Joe “I don’t like your southern accent” Rogan.

?

read i completely believe govt should sterilize all women at birth. once they've reached 21 they can apply to have their conception rights. they have to prove income, stable home, and have a clean criminal record

I know he's crazy but I kinda love the guy.

Cement of Blood...amazing.

>open stream
>Alex says it's easy to mind control native americans

Thanks for clarifying. I read all kinds of different takes on it. So I get mixed up.

when 99.9% of their stories uses "verifiable sources" that are not actually verifiable, and obviously made up, you don't know which ones are the real shit unless you're checking every single story every time, which is ridiculous for the normal person to do.

You wait for it to appear somewhere that is more trustworthy (where if it's true, WILL appear somewhere trustworthy), and doesn't talk about batboy being spotted or the frogs being made gay.

Wrestling term

no problem bro, learnt it on /sci/ last week

you should also look into the effects of vit D on pregnancies, I know child weight/adult height varies by the month they're born with the ones that were born at the end of summer being the biggest

He said negative americans you brainlet

I don't have an issue with this.

>genetics determine IQ

umm no lol

>I'm autistic because I'm psychic

no it's not

>IM ALMOST AUTISTIC

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So he thinks there is an evil class of chimeras who want to mind control people in order to transcend to the next level? What the fuck am I even listening to

>"but what if they wrote a real thing?"
>THEY DON'T, THEY WOULDN'T
Well alright ma'am, carry on then I suppose.

You're listening to the typical /pol/ and /x/tard.

>completely misinterpreting what was wrote and creating your own strawman
good job user, you certainly "won" that discussion

>I HAVE TO LET Yea Forums KNOW HOW ANGRY ALEX MAKES ME, HE'S BAD AND I DON'T LIKE HIM
Lol k brainlets. If you can't enjoy the rant-man for what he is then why bother worrying about him ever? Close the tab my friend.

they're psychic vampires from another dimension

People watching him and laughing at him is not "being angry", user

>I'm literally having alzheimer's

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>you don't know which ones are the real shit unless you're checking every single story every time
Brainlet doesn't even check his own facts, what a maroon.

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>saying "spending time checking facts at a place where 99.9% of things are false" is the same thing as saying "don't check your facts"
I'm sure it sounded better when you were thinking it

You're right, but other anons besides you and I are shitposting about how much they hate Jones and how it's all /pol/ and bad and we shouldn't watch.
They are the brainlets. You watching and laughing, that's patrician.

>99.9% of things are false
You are free to believe this false thing if you choose.

But Alex is literally /pol/ since they regurgitate all of his points.

>taking examples literally, and ignoring that the National Enquirer was the first example to avoid cognitive dissonance
you do you, user

>172k viewers
>last record was 66k watching... Alex Jones
it's like pottery

>I'm socially retarded

Okay just jumped in, someone give me a basic gestalt so far