Women who would be a better Captain Marvel than Stinky Cheese.
Cheese replacement thread
Oliver Evans
Hudson Taylor
Peak Yvonne
Adrian Peterson
Does it not seem a bit immature to feel compelled to make some sort of tangentially-applicable grade-3 tier moniker to refer to each person you don’t like?
Levi Davis
t. anono-mush
Samuel Barnes
Lol stupid pseud thinks he is an intellectual because he said moniker.
Gavin Cruz
I don't even care about muh boobies and fanservice swimsuit costume, Brie Larson just has no presence and was a poor choice. She's an annoying little dwarf and they're trying too hard to play up her ATTITUDE™. It's even worse because of where the story is when they're introducing her. She needs to be a Captain America figure to inspire hope in others, Captain America himself needs a Captain America figure to inspire hope in him.
John Ross
Yeah they couldn't have done a worse job desu
If they had done worse it would be comedic which would make it better than this garbage trying to take itself seriously.
Mason Roberts
Unironically Lynzy, that stupid whore
Aaron Rivera
Adam Sullivan
t. fag
Kevin Watson
I would cheese all over those tits, if you catch my drift famalam
Connor Smith
Tranny
Jordan Wright
Amber heard desu
Jaxon Murphy
>we need someone who can do silly fac-
say no more senpai
Wyatt Hall
and that would be a problem if there was something wrong with acting immature, only edgy teenagers try to act mature all the time
Jaxson Harris
Gavin Thompson
Luke Gray
Cara Delevigne would be interesting lol. Not really a good fit looks-wise, but the personality might work
Not that I think the movie should exist in the first place, but oh well
Ethan Ross
Andrew Gonzalez
>doesnt understand modern humor
your skull is probably as soft as styrofoam and your brain as smooth as an apple
Colton Walker
I like January, but she's bland like Brie
too old and too much of a carpet muncher
Blake James
Halle Berry, Captain Marvel is black after all.
Luis Miller
Juan Anderson
Andrew Hernandez
too hot for the female audience
Justin Anderson
A hundred times this. We're about to say goodbye to a lot of characters we've grown to care about over the years, you gotta get someone to show there's still hope in tomorrow. Someone who inspires and lifts us above ourselves.
Instead comes this character that's just telling you what a loser you are both on and off-screen. I really didn't need it right now
Brandon Watson
Modern humor is losing your job for calling Brie Larson "Stinky Cheese" using an Facebook linked account on Reddit.
Adrian Hall
why do you keep the man costume?
Jason Davis
Good thing we aren't on reddit then
Carter Gray
January was my choice as well
Ryder Morris
nigger
Andrew Wright
JJ is always my first choice, probably 3 or 4 times a day she's my first choice
Hunter Garcia
I hope you trink enough to stay hydrated
Owen Garcia
Dominic Ramirez
Henry Hughes
yes, thank you my German freund
Easton Jones
based
Joseph Cruz
>Someone who inspires and lifts us above ourselves
Female empowerment isn't about women bettering themselves, it's about convincing them that they're already perfect so there's nothing to improve.
Nolan Martinez
I know you want it now
Charles Nguyen
Alice Eve
Asher Turner
My first choice
Zachary Clark
Based
Landon Jones
Elijah Hernandez
5 years ago and you were right
Brody Wilson
>she doesn't want to wear the suit, it's uncomfortable
>spends the entire film in jeans
Luke Cook
Women in their 20s. I tell you man.
Ayden Miller
Would've been unironically better.
William Clark
muh dick
Ethan King
Brayden Smith
Captain MOMMY
Kayden Hernandez
disgusting
Leo Allen
Rumors said she was signing with MCU to play Captain Marvel but she was vetoed by Chris Evans
Jason Carter
It's just another stupid superhero movie
If you want two hours of CGI punching, boy oh boy are you in luck
Sebastian Robinson
emma watson
Eli Reyes
who's the current flavor of the month actress?
Jackson Brown
third best feet in film and television
Leo Clark
Right, because as we all know Yea Forums is known for it's intellectual,mature and serious discussions
Kayden Moore
Based Cap
Jackson Perry
Anyone remember this...
Juan Thompson
>a bit immature
>on Yea Forums
Wow look at all those big words you threw around there!. Stop taking the maturity stance while posting on this shithole you colossal faggot
Nicholas Hughes
She seems like she'd be nice irl haha
Colton Hughes
Eve was 1 of my top 3 choices alongside Olivia Thirlby (dredd) & Anna Torv (fringe)
Owen Kelly
we need someone young
Ian Watson
Too bad she sucked a jew dick on camera.
Lucas Johnson
You know this one is the best option.
Aiden Lopez
No, but seriously. We need a cute bimbo playing a popular superhero. She'd be constantly forgetting her lines and compulsively flash her tits whenever there's a camera on her. Everyone on set would like her, either for her cheerful personality or for giving free blowjobs behind the trailers. She'd keep tearing her costumes because she'd be getting larger breast implants regularly.
Nathan Murphy
I would have seen this movie if elle fanny was captain marvel.
Brody Parker
thot status: capped
Logan Lee
Justin Kelly
maybe 15 years ago
Colton Anderson
Carol is an alcoholic gutter skank it would be accurate
Nolan Diaz
If the actors have veto power, how the fuck did Larson get it?
Charles Butler
Same way she got the Oscar, I'd imagine.
Christopher Long
she footjobbed Cap'n Murrica for the role
Evan Ward
Fuck off
Jonathan Nguyen
AND HERES WHY THATS A GOOD THING
it goes both ways "incel" "drumpf" hata!
yes im being ironic
Colton Moore
>whore marvel
Noah Flores
Taylor swift
0 muscles but she would make every movie the #1 hit no matter the quality if Disney was smart and threw tons of money at her
James Hughes
ur mom
Sebastian Jackson
unironically perfect
Michael Campbell
Instead of skipping ahead to the worst Captain Marvel, why not start with the actual Captain Marvel. You know, the Kree fella with the cosmic arm bands who isn't a hamfisted attempt to pander to and cash in on the current loudest vocal minority.
Ryan Moore
>women
>vocal minority
Women are THE market, user. They have more disposable cash and they are more willing to dispose of it at the movie theater. They see flicks in packs and will see the same movie 10 times then buy the bluray.
Jaxon Martin
A black woman
Brody Gonzalez
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
jdimsa ;_;
Dylan Rivera
Levi Gray
BRAVE
Christian Edwards
She can't act, but neither can Brie.
Xavier Sanchez
based and Nikita pilled
Blake Brown
I'm stickling to my first choice - this version of Anne, pure fucking kino
Angel Kelly
I
like
Allison!
Jackson Thompson
MUH DICK
Luis Nguyen
>this will never be our Cap Marvel
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaron Green
Sigh...
Yet another Capital Marvel marketing thread.
>Don’t like a movie but you talk about it all the time giving it free publicity.
You people are fucking stupid.
Joshua Hall
another cunt, could work
Carson Martin
>too old and too much of a carpet muncher
better
David Gonzalez
She even manages to have a better ass than Brie.
Tyler Cooper
bro, most of the actresses in hollywood did some sort of shit like this, just get over it
What about her ? Imagine how tight the suit would be haha
Xavier Ortiz
By suckin on some peen
Adrian Sanchez
And women have shit taste so get used to everything sucking.
Tyler Powell
Just about anyone could manage that
Benjamin Hernandez
Absolutely mommy tier and I'd actually see the movie in theaters.
Christian Barnes
well, pic is just a reference, I was talking about she (like Larson) thinks is bigger than what she really is
why not, but I doubt she would have gotten in shape
Ryder Phillips
Biel
Nathaniel Cox
Looks better in a flight suit too.
Brandon Lewis
Justin Brooks
Emily Blunt or Charlize Theron would be cringe
Elijah Wilson
OP Btfo
How will he ever recover
Hudson Hughes
Jaxon Powell
first & second?
Adrian Baker
It's not a moniker: the Brie is a french cheese and given the poor state of her feet those must smell like cheese too.
Aaron Parker
Jaxson Perry
perfect Gwen, desu
Daniel Rodriguez
Literal demon of semen. The real 7th Heaven
Brandon Walker
She has a pretty meh ass too though
Thomas Robinson
HER ANUS THIRSTS FOR MY THROBBING MANHOOD!!!
Aiden Phillips
kardashians and minaj (fake asses) fags not allowed
David Diaz
She's just australian brie
Ugly
Flat tits. Wide nose
Too old and she's fat now
Too old
Good choice and good taste
Good choice and good taste
Literally who and supposedly slept with director
Too russian looking
Yeah I changed my mind on january jones. she is horse faced - fuck no
Squirrel girl is not captain marvel
Her acting is probably worse
meme actor - no
tits meme
meme actor, and also feminist - there'd be the same backlash we have now
Could work
I'm okay with this - she's like a better, less horse faced, blonde haired kat dennings
kek
kek
drug addie and literally who now
No. She can be monica rambeau's grown up daughter though
No
Too skinny
Too old
Would work - i thought she was older than she is kek
Luke Collins
HEY SHEEPLE!!
How about some casting decisions that don't require having a Flux Capacitor and enough road to hit 88 mph?
Let's think about this realistically. You need an actress who can carry Marvel films for the next ten years. Yvonne, January, Blunt, Hathaway, etc. are all on the wrong side of 35 (some in their 40s).
When producers were casting the role, they had to look at actresses under 30 and only two names would come up Jennifer Lawrence and Brie Larson.
J-Law already had too much exposure with Hunger Games and X-Men, so I can see why they thought Brie was the better (less expensive) choice having just coming off an Academy Award win.
And that's it. Facts are facts. When Brie got casted, there was not a better choice. Does that make it a good decision, no. But she got the role by default and we would had done the same if we were jews.
Andrew Cruz
Come on guys. Stealth came out 15 years ago. Unless you have an Infinity Stone, you can't cast actresses from the 00s.
Jose James
She's only 36. She could do it. I'd let her drain my balls if it meant her regaining her youth.
Lucas King
Sorry man. Prime Biel would have been PERFECT for Captain Marvel.
But the wall... comes for us all.
Brandon Collins
then you should be replying a lot of post not just us and is right she can look younger than Larson and is always in shape and last: we're just pretending
Michael Sullivan
I did reply to everybody's posts here: If you had a time machine, a lot of these choices are great. But you need an actress who can carry the franchise 10+ years. Nobody wants to see a 50 something broad fighting Doctor Doom in Avengers 10.
Oliver Lewis
>Nobody wants to see a 50 something broad fighting Doctor Doom in Avengers 10.
of course not he's fighting Thanos right now
Carter Carter
Are you retarded? You’re admitting that calling her stinky pussy is accurate kek
Anthony Gutierrez
How about Moner?
Justin Garcia
sigh
*zip*
Christopher Harris
This would have been a great choice. She's already been acting like a powerful woman who don't need no man for years in Vikings.
Colton Clark
Okay, I found her!!! The actresses name is Hassie Harrison. I called dibs and she would be perfect for Captain Marvel - right age, right look, comedic actress, pop culture nerd, sexy AF.
We ALL were looking at this wrong. Instead of casting a known actress, they should have cast an unknown (note: Hassie's instagram is devoid of politics and is mostly just her drinking, going to baseball games, and hanging by the pool).