Star Wars hate thread

Star Wars hate thread

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contrarianism is a disease

Might be right on the deserve part, but it's still trash

yes, thats all you disneyfaggots deserve

Is there a generator somewhere for these?

so how many of you are russian and how many are simply incels?

oh yes, please make a 7 picture movie series of Rose Tico, and put at least 500mil into Rose action figures, I'm sure they will sell like hot cakes

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>Not being a Russian incel

she make my bingus hard

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Asajj hunts down and captures Ahsoka. Makes her her sex slave. I'd fund a 3 picture deal for sure.

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Is this real?

No it’s not

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Nice try komrad
>wired.com/story/star-wars-russian-trolls-study/

>Today, I learned, they might've been. According to a new paper from Morten Bay at the University of Southern California's Center for the Digital Future, a large majority of the social media comments about the film were "deliberate, organized political influence measures disguised as fan arguments." By analyzing tweets about the movie, Bay found a coordinated effort, similar to the one used in the lead-up to the 2016 election, to weaponize the debate about the movie to further the notion of chaos in American society. "Persuading voters of this narrative remains a strategic goal for the US alt-right movement, as well as the Russian Federation," Bay writes. "The results of the study show that among those who address The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson directly on Twitter to express their dissatisfaction, more than half are bots, trolls/sock puppets or political activists using the debate to propagate political messages supporting extreme right-wing causes and the discrimination of gender, race or sexuality. A number of these users appear to be Russian trolls." Ultimately, Bay determined 50.9 percent of people tweeting negatively about the movie to Johnson were "likely politically motivated or not even human."

>researchgate.net/publication/328006677_Weaponizing_the_haters_The_Last_Jedi_and_the_strategic_politicization_of_pop_culture_through_social_media_manipulation

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Who exactly is 'we'?

>Her Perfect Cast is Elizabeth Debicki too

FUCKING FUND IT

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>Alternative opinions don't exist!

>not even human
i despise incels too but this is a bit too much tbqhwyf

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Now who do we cast for Debicki to licky?

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>Muh classy font means we're an intellectual high status publication

First Star Wars and now Captain Wamen... Has Disney fucking lost it? When did attacking your customers with everything you have become a viable business model? *They* work for *us*, not the other way around. Without the "toxic white male" dollar, there's no Star Wars, no MCU, no nothing. I really hope people wake up and start voting with their wallets. Not trying to be preachy, here. I'm not some kind of intellectual high on my own farts who thinks of other people as "sheeple" or whatever, but this has got to stop. Like, say you wanna buy a goddamn printer, and the retail clerk kicks you out of the store because you refused to spring for the crappy unit he was trying to push and asked to see some more printers. Would you stand for that? I mean, what kind of Bizarro World shit is this?

>rebels ahsoka
>not clone wars ahsoka

That said, I have no fucking clue

Draw a random young actress from a hat

>WAAA!!! WAAAAA!!! why do the meanie corporations appeal to the lowest common denominator and not me???

>the lowest common denominator
Didn't work so well for Solo right, faggot?

Disney acquired star wars
They immediately cancelled the clone wars (which was well liked by the fanbase) and made the EU non canon (which was mostly trash anyway but a lot of people were attatched to it)
They replaced TCW with their own cartoons which range from mediocre (rebels) to straight up unwatchable trash (forces of destiny, the resistance) and now are rewriting key scenes from the other two trilogies with Galaxy of Adventures
As per EU, there are some decent novels (the author of the original thrawn trilogy wrote another one for the new canon which is not as good but it's definetly not bad) but it's mostly pink haired feminists injecting their own ideas and/or fetishes in shit right now (one of the novels has an extended fart fetish scene)
As per movies, they made two numbered movies and two spin-offs: Episode VII and the two spin-offs are so fucking incompetent on any technical level it's not even worth discussing them (almost every scene transition is wrong in all three movies, the framing is awful and duller than the prequels and the acting is just baffling for a high budget production; some of these problems come from constant rewrites, reshoots and changes in directors). Meanwhile, Episode VIII is the best movie out of the bunch on a technical level while also having the worst script ever written with logic holes so deep they were responsible for sinking the titanic (not even the passage of time makes any sense in the film) specifically because the movie needed a subtext about toxic masculinity in every single storyline, so logic and character development took a back seat to the point of having luke skywalker basically be a different character who acted at random and changed his mind and mood every two seconds with no rhyme or reason

Done

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BTFO

Anya?

Seriously? That's what you got from what I said? Who's the "lowest common denominator" here? Because if you mean the progressive crowd, the demonstrably do not support the causes they bitch about financially.

I agree with this, but I want to know about this fart fetish scene. Is that actually legit? And if so, how the fuck did it get past the editors?

>Clones
Nah
>Capital ship battles
Nah
>Grey Jedi
Nah
>War on a Galactic Scale
Nah
>Stormtrooper Corps
Nah
>Clones in LAATs singing It Ain't Sheev
Nah
>Sheev
Nah
>Kreia
Nah
>Mandalorians
Nah
>Podracing
Nah
>Hutt Cartel fun
Nah
>Rose Tico
YES PLEASE

This is what happens when you let women dictate culture with their """""taste"""""

Zendaya

Plus, they eighty-sixed LucasArts and gave the vidya license to EA, which alienated yet another huge part of the fandom.

I actually find Rose pretty cute.

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Fuck off Rian

Give these "fans" what they want, mouse, I dare you.

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>one mistake
There's been 4 mistakes now

True, I never gave a shit about the games so that always slips my mind but I know a lot of people were into them
A lot of people like to blame Kathleen Kennedy exclusively but I personally think it's just a smokescreen, to fuck up that hard on every level the entire production team must be incompetent, firing her wouldn't change anything
And before the Filoni defence force shows up, he is head of the animation division now that they're releasing unbrindled trash like galaxy of adventures and the fucking resistance cartoon, star wars simply should have never left Lucas' hands, Disney didn't even do the one fucking thing that would have been beneficial about Lucas losing the rights which is releasing the theatrical cuts of the OT; Instead they are pretending it happened differently through their shitty ass cartoons

actually rian wanted to cast an ugly person on purpose, and then have costumes design a pretty dress for her for the casino world to have a "stark contrast" between the two

Yeah I'm sure someone has the image. There is 2 full pages of a book describing everyone farting. They are at a wedding and the bride and groom start farting, then the minister does, then everyone does, and all the characters in the audience start farting too. It's called The Fart Wedding.

I do not believe this for a second and value my sanity too much to Google "Star Wars farts fetish" or something.

That girl is really good at drawing pepes

>wants to save her token nigger love interest
>crash into him at a full speed
Just why?

Nice pasta

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>"four-alarm fart"
I am glad I invested in these cyanide pills.

She’s asian

Vidya has always been a big part of the franchise. I don't get it, man. Nothing Disney has done makes any long-term financial sense. Also, I was never a fan of Clone Wars, mostly because I was already too old when it aired, but I think Filoni is being pressured into this. I refuse to believe the man responsible for what was a fan favorite show for years, willingly approved trash like the new Resistance cartoon and the Galaxy of Adventures revisionist bullshit. Granted, he's got to be complicit in some way since he's obviously got no problem cashing their checks, but I think KK and Hidalgo are behind this.

why was the animated clone wars series (both of them) so good but all of the new movies so bad?
what happened, why the sharp drop in quality?

The people in charge of Star Wars are just stupid and lazy, I think. It boggles the mind that they thought figurines of a chubby Asian girl who looks homeless would sell to anybody. Star Wars is experiencing a drought of games because they are too lazy and inept to take the rights away from EA and give them to someone else, even though the gambling controversy probably damaged the brand of Star Wars video games forever.

Lucas left and KK took over.

>disney
>willingly paying out potentially billions for breach of contract

Lucas was still involved with them, but he had someone else direct, same as the original trilogy
That is really the best possible scenario for Lucas creatively, and they were planning to go forward with more CGI cartoons and movies when the buyout happened because apparently Lucasfilm was operating on debt and Lucas was worried about his employee's livelyhoods (only retards believe the buyout happened due to bullying for the prequels considering ten fucking years went by)
I don't think Filoni is terrible but he may be one of those people that only functions well in conjunction to others. Maybe him directing and Lucas providing ideas was a dream team and he's not really as good by himself, maybe he's not one of those people who works well in a position of responsability and he's not able to say no when he should
There's a million possible reasons but point is he is head of a studio that only produces literal trash

report to station for bingus recalibration

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Such a pity. They took one of the most beloved franchises in the history of cinema and crashed it with no survivors.

It all just makes me sad.

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>inb4 zoomers start asking who this is

Who

Sweet fucking jesus.

Who the fuck wrote this shit? It reads like some weird fart fetish fanfic. Surely this isn't some official Disney book?

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>Still remember when any small glimpse of new Star Wars movie content excited me back when trailers of Episode 1 were shown
>I will never get this childlike wonder back because the Franchise was mercilessly raped by Disney
>Only contempt remains
Fuck Disney and fuck Hollywood.

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>Hahaa you wanted to read about Kreia, philosophy of the force, and Sheev's backstory with Plagueis?
>Well about how reading about all your favorite characters brapping instead!

Brap Wars is official Disney canon. And remember that Darth Bane, Kreia, Kyle Katan and other great characters are not canon in the Disney Brap wars universe.

why do star wars, specially hate, threads get posted so often and they still get lots of replies?

I mean like, it's just a movie for kids, why give it so much relevance to a fucking disney franchise?

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

OMFG...it's the ULTIMATE ALT-RIGHT TAKEDOWN!1!!

>literally shaking
>in Russian

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That's not what contrarianism is.

You said it wrong user

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>That is really the best possible scenario for Lucas creatively, and they were planning to go forward with more CGI cartoons and movies when the buyout happened because apparently Lucasfilm was operating on debt and Lucas was worried about his employee's livelyhoods (only retards believe the buyout happened due to bullying for the prequels considering ten fucking years went by)
Have you got a source for that?

she's a good character certainly better than all side characters in episode 4-6

This must be someone's fetish insert

fools use star wars as a way to vent their frustration at wider social changes

That is what Lucas has said in interviews, he never said 'debt' (that is just my assumption) but he did say he was worried about paying wages, he was getting old and the latest products were not doing well enough econonically to guarantee everyone's future
I'm paraphrasing but you just look up that interview where he called disney white slavers and he discusses it
I believe his version more than "he did it because a decade before he was shittalked for his movies" when TCW was getting nothing but praise

Do Indians like star wars or something
wtf

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We know Rian

>a number of
>appear to

What kind of number?
How do they appear to be bots?

What kind of moron wrote this?

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this has to be automated, right?

Star wars was hijacked by people who either didnt like or didnt understand why other people liked star wars.

you're ugly, fat and have low standards, we get it

I never thought I would see the day where "fans" would turn on Star Wars. Hell after surviving 3 terrible sequels, you would think they could survive anything.

who are we

Never forget.

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seething incels: the thread

EA has had the license for almost a decade & only produced 2 mediocre games

How can you fuck up a movie franchise that prints money?
Disney is so stupid.

Kek

Weasel words
Journos are such goddam weasels

that already happened with the EU when star wars was hijacked by star trek nerds who overexplained every fucking minute detail of a fantasy setting that was meant to play out as a fairy tale
Both iteration of TCW are really the only thing to come out of star wars that is close to the original spirit of the movies other than the movies themselves

Just say Women

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Thank fuck. Jesus Christ.

Kelly is cute, Rose is not

Johnson brought her down to his level so he could make her feel attainable

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Jokes on you, I'm indeed Russian, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna cry?

I hated TLJ. I want this to happen so that one part of the internet can explode and led the show to its inevitable demise and losing Disney Millions of $$$

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i wish to stick my erect cock in between her fat breasts

She'd actually be pretty hot if her cheeks weren't so chubby

I believed that he would sell it eventually but it's obvious he did it earlier than expected because people shittalked about him. No other reason when TCW was nearly ending and the comment he made about Disney. TCW might have been getting praise but people still shitting on Lucas because people believed and still believe that Lucas had nothing to do with the show hence why are still falling for the "everything Lucas touches is bad" meme.

Now that I look at her, I sometimes fuck a vietnamese friend that almost exactly looks like that.

God damn it, now I'll think of Rose when doing it. Fuck you Rian, FUCK YOU,

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Yes, it's the FANS' fault that the series is dead. Good goy, gooooooood.

we need a sneed version of star wars to counter the bullshit

any ideas? something with sheev?

So, were they just outright lying about that, or what?

Dexter Jettster

Clickbait writers get paid like 30% per click. They need to write at least 1 article/day to support themselves. It's not fully machine generated, but there's definitely a formula.

Cyka

I’m a Russian incel

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>tfw no qt cunny gf that draws rare pepes

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this is the same girl? fuck me

It's hilarious to me how "Russian trolls" have become the big online boogeyman for Americans.

more like seething incels: the board

Star Wars Christmas special is still canon.

If the Fanbase hates all of the politically correct bullshit, it does not mean it is coordinated by the Russians or whatever bullshit they are saying. It pisses me off that they keep making excuses to avoid dealing with any consequences. Anyone can claim they studied tweets and make up some retarded excuse just so the sensitive Hollywood faggots don’t get their feelings hurt. Episode 12 and three may have Jar Jar Binks, bad CGI, and ridiculous dialogue, but they still feel like Star Wars movies. The new bullshit feels like a fan made movie with the same basic story outline, but it tried to be too edgy but completely unoffensive and politically correct at the same time.
> look at me I’m a girl
> no great Jedi lineage, my parents were nobody
> look at all of my costars from the original movies
> hope they aren’t there to die and serve as a vehicle for me, miss women’s empowerment
> no training, no problem, I’ll still beat the best Jedi’s in the whole fucking galaxy
> it would be a shame if Luke skywalker was made extra unlikable so people might like me by comparison (and buy my action figures)
> “oh yeah han solo, yeah we knew each other for a few days, we were like totally besties, he thought of me as a daughter”
> “snoke? Pfff...”

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Even if you ignore the farts this read like a toddler book. Wtf

Funny considering Solo blew back so hard they had to cancel the Obi Wan and Boba Fett stand alone films because of it

Who the fuck is "we" because nobody asked for this excuse of a character?

>I sometimes eat garbage right out of the trashcan

your standards are just really really low

Don't be mean to George

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that and also notice how the word troll seems to have totally lost its meaning. it originally meant someone who wanted to get a rise out of people and fuck with them and the best way to deal with them was to ignore them.

i don't even know what these people mean when they call someone a "troll"

Tico kino incomng

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Yeah it’s been over a year of constant nuwars daily hate threads.

they mean problematic.

The more I think about it, the more the Disney SW movies feel like a fucking young adult crap, especially with the walking contradiction that is Rey, with her being simultaneously generic and special.

Don’t forget that toy and comic sales also cratered.
Lucasfilm used to rake in the cash from “toxic white masculinity” and other star wars merch, but that also seems to be another golden goose they killed

saying that on this site

This.

I didnt pay for a movie since 2009

haven't paid for

III>I>VIII>V>IV>II>>>VI>>>>VII>>>RO>Solo

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heh

I read the link to the paper in the article. It's a pretty shit study. Involves one guy collecting tweets sent to rian johnson and then deciding whether they were positive or negative, and whether they are "trolls" or "bots" or "real". Sample size ended up only being around 1,000, which when you consider the volume of people talking about the film worldwide is pretty small. Title is very misleading as he said he only found 11 possible bots in the whole thing.
And the idea that someone expressing negative sentiment towards the film is politically motivated comes from the fact he read some users' who said negative things accounts and they had some political opinions unrelated to star wars in them.
Overall seems to be a weak study further exaggerated by clickbait journalism. All it can do is hint at possible correlations, e.g. that some people who don't like star wars like donald trump, but cannot remotely prove a connection between the two.

>paid Russian incel working to destabilise the West through capeshit movies and thumbs down buttons

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*decanonizes the EU so Disney can make “better” stories*
>

Trust me, you and Disney aren't important enough for Russia to give a shit about you.

>Th-The EU was just as bad!!

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>want
OK
>deserve
This fanbase deserves nothing. They came when FA was out, they liked it.

I remember this paper. The evidence was about as shoddy as the math used to torture out the conclusion.

Formerly the Sneedology

Yum

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>muh incels
find a new buzzword already

>everything we want
Wrong.
>and deserve
Correct.

Based on Rian Johnson's own words from his TLJ commentary, I just assume he hated Star Wars and Luke most of all. He really seemed to project his shitty loveless childhood into it. If you saw the clips then you'll know which scenes I'm talking about. Still love the Rose explanation too where she's just his yellow fever high school wet dream he didn't have the balls to talk to.

I can't wait to see how hard IX underperforms

Extremely rare. Good job kiddo!

Just liberals, but they're all mentally ill anyway.

They're not creative enough.

Frankly I'm surprised they even came up with incel. They probably stole it from someone else.

Nigga u gay

yeah of course they stole it, people have been referring to themselves as incels way before the media picked up on it.

People are already tired of the social justice brigade defending Captain Wamen. When the EPIX trailer hits YT and is inevitably disliked bombed, they'll double down with "muh toxic white males ruining Star Wars" rhetoric and damage any prospects IX had even further. It won't even hit $800 million. And that's a good thing.

Thanks Hollywood for killing my yellow fever

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I falseflag as a Russian in the service of the Chinese.

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Darth bane is still canon because of the clone wars

>30%
Of what?

>they managed to make something as inoffensive as permavirgins into right-wing nazi extremists
this is the best timeline

>Guys... GUYS! What if we cast the ugliest chick we can find?
>*board room erupts in applause*

it's a jews pretend to care about asians only when it serves their purposes episode

Are they casting the ugliest gooks they can find in order to make white women look better in comparison?

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Ah yea a series about the most uninteresting character ever conceived of by man is just what everyone wants to see.

Probably. It's just the kind of racist crap you'd expect from the liberal mind.

What did we do wrong then?

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Only 44 tweets is what that entire article is based on. Just 44 tweets.

bullshit my dudes, this can't be real, that looks like a fat 11 year old

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Why do you guys hate her

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>Darnell Brown
fuggin' kek'd

STAЯ WAЯS MUST DIE!

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>deserve

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Shes ugly and women are only good for their looks.

Cyka blat! I've been discovered comrades, now I will never get laid!

Where did the Russian part come from anyways

Trump elections.

Can someone please explain the whole Russian troll part to me. I understand if there was some Russian interest in the election or whatever, but why the fuck would they give a shit about Star Wars? We know it's a good enough scape goat but it's not like the Russians are the reason the franchise bombed in China.

haha imagine the smell

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American elites hate Asians becasue they realize future belongs to them and China will dwarf USA in 30 years at best.

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TELL ME IM PRETTY

TICO!!!! LET'S GO BOWLING!!

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I hate TLJ, but Rose Tico is my bae.

I don't hate her I hate her character and the garbage movie it was in.

there is a star wars book about brapposting?

If Rose TV series and Rian trilogy really happen Star Wars is officially dead.

back to where you came from, insect

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BRAAAAAP culture is starting to seep into the mainstream and I for one am not happy about it.

American liberals blame _everything_ on Russians now. Even in face to face conversation if you disagree with them they'll accuse you of being brainwashed by Russian propaganda. At least here in the San Francisco Bay Area they do. It's a fucking paranoid mental illness.

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Weren't there actual articles made arguing that Russian bots were reviewbombing it, and they were using Yea Forums falseflagging as evidence?

Damn I wish my siblings were this useful

>God punishes evil deeds, not only in the afterlife, but also in this terrestrial life; and sometimes, he may even use movies as instruments of his wrath.

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Fuckin kek

Advertising. Let's say a click amounts to 1 cent. With ten clicks a day the make 3 cents.
Yes, this is something real.

they hired this guy to write it

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>We need some asian representation to pander to the Chinese market!
>Should we hire a chinese actor/actress? No, just pick the cheapest one you can get. They all look the same anyway.
This is how i imagine they brought her on. They ignored the fact that Asians fucking hate other asians.

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I'm so fucking glad this clown got fired. I'm on the left and people like this guy just give Republicans easy targets to rip apart, which they should. Also thanks Jussie, you'll be on Fox news for years after that stunt.

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>wifes son
>darnell brown
>credited with making a sandwich
Jesus fucking Christ

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Forgot about this shit

>she signs her contract
>"o hey i have a sister can she be in it?"
>"yeah sure whatever bring her in"
>disney execs face when her sister walks in but KMT is already under contract

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those are some nice pepes

What is this?

>it's fake
FUCK!
i wanted it to be real so bad

Wich is more hilarious/Sad is they have the perfect example before with fembusters

right, they really tried to make her look frumpy as fuck in the movie.

I actually got excited reading that list. The things that could have been...

Notice that 99% of all Star Wars related products, with the exception of the sequel trilogy and Resistance cartoon, is centered around the Rebellion?
It's almost as if Disney dug themselves a grave and now have no idea how to get out of it.

I wish I was as optimistic as you user.

Star Wars has become an massive elaborate trolling campaign.
I have to admire Disney's people who are ready to lose so much money just to pull off the biggest shitposting project in history.

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I like her, she's hot. I'm gonna wank to this pic now

>implying Russians give a shit about Star Wars

>You are entering, the star wars zone.

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But we do.

Holy shit I haven't seen this in years

You are not wrong.
That said, it's hardly a crazy idea that the Russians might try to influence popular media in the US. Certainly the US government does. How many Marvel Movies have had DoD involvement?

The question liberals never think to ask, of course, is what exactly the Russian's goals might actually be. And obviously other propaganda they might be influenced by. SJWs are probably at least partially a result of the feminist time bomb in the universities by the soviets.

They do, but they actually despise the sequels. From what I also know, they love prequels the most.

Я pyccкий инцeл

I would rather Lina Dunham

>инцeл

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We know, Chuck.

>pillsbury dough chink
No. *jedi mind trick*
No, this is not what I want nor what I deserve.

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It's a buzzword used to activate npc programming. They tell you how you should feel or how you should think and to not have your own opinion. Just listen to the jews, goy, otherwise you're a nazi Trump supporter.

>if you don't have my opinion, then you're a contrarian

>that quote about love and hatred
she should've been a star trek character instead imo

I've never seen such an obvious shill.

kill yourself you stupid mouse faggot

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You might be on to something Alex Jones, if they get girls that aren't as hot as better asian actressess they can kill two birds with one stone:
1st they seem progressive for not white washing the character
2nd progressive have are forced to like it with shit eating grin because if they dare to mock it for any reason ( OH WOW WHO IS THE RACIST/BIGOT/etc. NOW?! ) all the while decent and pretty Caucasian actresses take the Oscars back

THE OSCARS HAVE INFILTRATED AND ARE TRYING TO WHITE WASH AGAIN , but this time they're using their nemesis against themselves, fucking clever

Predict IXs box office. I say 900m tops

She's not everything we want, but she's everything we deserve for clinging on to parts of culture that should be allowed to pass gracefully into the past so that major corps can wring every last cent out of them.

What a fucking shitty decision. At least a dozen good Star Wars games game out between 2000 and 2010 alone. I expected for the jews to push this degenerate shit, but I didn’t expect them to so blatantly throw money away.

You never see a homeless chinese fella though

>Yea Forums isn't the lowest common denominator
I think you need to go home

>it's a "Disney and " fans" think the appeal of Star Wars is merely the surface elements" episode

Welp, the last shred of hope I had for humanity just puffed away like a fart in the wind.

>Yea Forums is worse than NPCs

Because the state executes them and uses their bodies as fertilizer

solo's BO x 2

4 dollars, 15 cents and a lint-covered Rose Tico action figure

Liberals needed a boogeyman.

Russia is the only nation more socially conservative than America while ALSO being mostly white.

>everything We want
>We want

We, who?

That makes too much sense

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Russian incel KGB-FSB operator hacker here, I agree.

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>Clones in LAATs singing It Ain't Sheev
I have a mighty need.

These are the kinds of people running your media these days.

too bad hes shit at planning and they had to cut chunks out of his shitty movie

That dang ol boy o yours man talking bout dang ol hamburger on a pillow man

Literally two jews called Ben Acker and Ben Blacker. I'm not kidding.

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Venom.

Pinoys and Viets are the ugliest gooks, wtf is wrong with Hollywood

This is literally true. I wish had still had them, but I actually saw educational materials being used to train kids in diversity schools how to be a good activist. Using the term "we" whenever possible was explicitly prescribed, in order to psychologically reduce the resistance to the message.

That's the film which also stars a blackwashed, lesbianized version of Black Canary played by Jussie's sister.

Honk, honk. This is Clown Country.

Based

Russia cares about discord between Americans and they use any avenue to foster division. This has already been proven.

I like how you fuckers are now using racial slurs and lying at every opportunity now. You reek of desperation, tranny.

Based Зeлeный Cлoник poster

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What the fuck are you talking about? Those are literally the authors of the book.

This just reeks of people coming in to obsessive fandoms and thinking the fandoms only recently got obsessive. The same thing happened with anime, cartoons, comics, vidya etc.

No way she did those, no way.

Reminder that Disney made her delete her social media accounts to distract from the fact that Solo was bombing
I'm amazed people didn't notice this

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>Make a movie in anytime period before the OT (Clone Wars, Old Republic etc)
>Make billions in movie and toys sales

How is Disney is this dumb

cyka blyat

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GOD YES

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>it's real

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Putin himself payed me to bitch about StarWars on this Vietnamese basket weaving forum

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You mean (((journalist))) hate thread?

I’m so fucking angry right now, I used to love Star Wars what the fuck

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Yea Forums is still a consensus-forming place, it's just a different consensus.

At first glance I though she was some thai cleaning-lady that you can hire with 50 bucks.

>A lot of people like to blame Kathleen Kennedy exclusively but I personally think it's just a smokescreen

They had some new age hippie guru as the production designer on TFA that spent most of the preproduction musing on the nature of the Force like it's a real thing, kept referring to the concept artists as Visualists and Rian spent days walking on the beach with him contemplating life or something. It was some kind of corporate pretentiousness exercise that morphed into blandness. That Gremlins 2 Key & Peele sketch's got nothing on what happened in Lucasfilm.

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Yeah he's discrediting all the legitimate cases of maga hat wearers nonlethally lynching niggers and vandalizing synagogues.

Я pyccкий инцeл.

>coming to the president of the company and straight up telling her that instead of building sets and other aspects of the productions you're just gonna meditate on the nature of the Force
>still collect a paycheck

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I hope they make it. I hope they spend 300 million dollars making it and then about 300 million promoting it.

I really do. It is the only way disney will learn.

Star Wars needs a containment board

This is an attempt by the corporation to control the consumer. By inducing shame, (and falling for it) the masses are less in control of themselves or their decisions.

Of course this will not stop redditors from trying to do the same; but if you’re smart and not a cuck you should be fine

>no ewan obi-wan series

wake me when everyone is dead

Why does the Disney Internet Defense Force even bother shilling here?

>It boggles the mind that they thought figurines of a chubby Asian girl who looks homeless would sell to anybody
That was Rian. Rian wanted Rose to look like that because it's "not something you would expect!" or whatever. The costume designer disagreed on it.

>According to a new paper
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Blyat

wan't it like his self-insert fanfic highschool sweetheart or something or other? I remember it being really stupid.

Incel myself, but I'm Russian on my mother's side.

Makes sense, the whole ”corrupt democracy turning into a dictatorship” plot probably speaks to them

>not even learning the lesson they wanted you to learn from TLJ
Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.

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Some people have.

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...and all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty Tico together again.

russian bot here
also incel since algorithms cant into female vaginas

Star Wars has always been a young adult series. It's just that it used to be based on patrician YA like Dune, the pulps, and serials, and now it is based on cringy nu-YA like Hunger Games, Divergent, and Twilight

this is crazy, nobody asked for this show. in a way, tv is sort of good for her i guess, just like tv shows usually are for shitty-tier superhero property... low risk ... but really they could have make a show about some random bounty hunter or even droids and it could have be more attractive to look at than than a pudgy azn lady, just talking for the 12-25 year old guy fan crowd. females dont like action shit, right.

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How do I get paid to “investigate” allegations of alt-right trolling and publish articles that blame poor media performance on boogeymen while ignoring the fact that an opinion is an opinion regardless of source or motive and people are free to make their own decisions? Sounds like a good gig tbqh

The prequels were better than the sequels and the nu-trilogy. Just throwing it out there.

>3.7M FIGURE
holy fuck that shelf must be gigantic

This is one the cast members for the Black Di- I mean Black Spire outpost theme park. This is what awaits guests as they immerse themselves in the new groundbreaking Star Wars experience

>$3
Lmao holy fuck. I remember looking at Star Wars figures that size when I was a teenager and they were like $12 each

OH NO NO NO

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Rogue One has been the only decent Disney Star Wars

>TFA
Shite
>TLJ
The worst
>Solo
Shite

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holy shit thats paranoid. you should probably be medicated

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500 mil, especially if there's Captain Marvel levels of controversy

EARTH TONES!
BAGGY CLOTHES!
BORING AESTHETIC!

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