wtf I was expecting her character to be obnoxious based on your comments, but she was actually cute af
Wtf I was expecting her character to be obnoxious based on your comments, but she was actually cute af
Noah Martinez
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Isaac Young
>”no”
Cooper Kelly
Zendaya is Meechee
Evan Rodriguez
>Yea Forums was wrong again
imagine
Levi Ward
Peter had jungle fever. What would his uncle even think if he saw him?
Lucas Butler
Matthew Watson
Zendaya is probably one of the few tamer actors Disney came up with. Just compare her with Bella who is pretty much a slut now, and the starring girl from Girl meets World who lost herself in SJW crap.
Dylan Butler
Post lewds
Asher Lopez
>gooks
Parker Brown
Jacob Murphy
She's weird because she's mostly fine but then they throw in random social justice lines for her in attempt to give her some kind of character trait.
Christian Jackson
>Those twig legs
Fucking putrid. Do some squats.
Thomas Reed
And LeBron James is Gwangi!
Evan Lewis
>Listen carefully Peter, I'm going to tell you something important. See in this life, there is no greater ecstasy for a white men like us to experience than that of interracial sex with a bodacious lady of color. My own grandfather called it 'jungle fever'. Dipping your sausage into that dark cavern will expose to you your true nature. I still have dreams of my first encounter with a lady of African descent. There was no going back to blank milk toast for me after that. Back when I was young, before I got married that is, I practically went through the entire shade catalog of African temptresses that this sweet earth has to offer. I can say without a shadow of a doubt that those 5 years of wild sex in college changed me and made me the man I am today. I remember one night I slept with an entire dorm of black women... So I want you to know that IF you do not show my ebony daughter the time of her life this evening, I swear to god I will kill you and everyone you love!
Parker Green
this is pathetic
Benjamin Turner
she make my bingus hard
Gabriel Barnes
>Bugmen
Oh hellll no
Luke Stewart
The roast is toast
Tyler Reed
Nathaniel Price
>Insects
Not even once
Hudson Peterson
>Tiger
Cringe. What a dumb skinny bitch
Jack Ross
she's a forced meme "actress" with zero charisma. the Mouse is doing its best to memeing her into an A-lister. "Hey dudes, she has a one-word name like Madonna or Bono! She must be the real deal©!" For instance, take the "guy smelling her ass through a pipe in the wall" sketch that somebody will inevitably post in this thread - we're supposed to believe that a Yea Forums artiste who is trying to portray an ass-sniffing degenerate in a humorous depiction would do so without drawing the guy jacking off, or having his dick out to some capacity. It was made PG-13 intentionally so it could be cross-posted on other sites without violating a TOS. And it's a misuse of the meme - braphogs are fat assed women - not an androgynous stick figure. The person who created that image did so as a marketing tool.
tl;dr - she's Disney's forced meme
Grayson Lee
>listening to Yea Forums ever
hmmmmm
Chase Johnson
You're mentally ill.
Seek help.
Jacob Collins
Jackson Anderson
Nathaniel Rogers
She cute
Charles Gomez
Okie dokie
Benjamin Clark
The funniest thing that it's a quote from some black woman's twitter.
Noah Rogers
I thought she was fine, but she wasn't Mary Jane. They should have just let her be 'Michelle'. Forcing her to be MJ for no reason was so weak.
Landon Johnson
It was the equivalent of the Robin reveal in Dark Knight Rises. Pointless, added nothing to the film other than a stupid reference and actually made the character shittier.
Jace Butler
Why can’t they get Mary-Jane right, and why is everyone here (“fans”) obsessed with the nonsensical Raimi version which has nothing to do with the original?
You guys have been brainwashed by the modern interpretation of the character. The real character from the 60s wasn’t some cute ginger haired teenager. She was chad as shit and heavily inspired by European moviestars of the time who had a far more adult appearance (regardless of their age). Also, if we’re speaking about actors who naturally have similar hair, MJ wasn’t ginger in the 60s, she had dyed scarlet hair. She was the OPPOSITE of “cute” and “girl next door”.
ew
Blake Watson
la creatura...
Gavin Hernandez
>Peter Parker, I'd like you to meet my niece
>Damn, Mary Jane Watson looks like THAT?!
Leo Scott
She's sooo cute
Aaron Cox
I hate MJ in Raimi's movies. They ruined her character.
Lucas Williams
Literally the only difference is red hair. Why are white roasties so insecure?
Jason Collins
wouldgropeonthesubway/10
Asher Reed
More like la CUTEra amirite xD
Wyatt Howard
>someone took the time to make this
Chase Lee
Gooks are greedy they have no soul or hips and they will have sex with your son when you're outside to control him.
Dylan Harris
The MJ thing was a stroke of genius.
The perfect way to nod at seething neckbeards without actually destroying the original character.
Xavier Torres
>dude lmao I read books during gym class
>I bring a coffee mug to school
>I make toast at house parties l
>I hang out in detention for fun
They tried way too hard to make her seem quirky.
Jacob Brown
>My pure Asian waifu!
youtube.com
Jonathan Watson
Jace Reed
NO U!
Christian Hughes
>t. nigger
Thomas Morales
never believe Yea Forums incels about anything
Xavier Parker
>and they will have sex with your son when you're outside
That would be t-terrible haha...
Daniel Sanchez
so you mean I'm not really a nigger faggot incel despite being called that constantly?!
Alexander Wood
No user, you are a loved and cherished human being who contributes to the happiness of all that know you.
Nathaniel Richardson
people here bitch about literally every single woman
maybe didn't get enough attention from their mothers when young and now hate them all, dunno
Jason Brooks
awww thanks fren- wait a minute!
Juan Powell
I always think trying to force wmbf is the weirdest shilling on this website. Most black women are beasts. Not in a good way.
Josiah Lee
Made her more realistic if you ask me
Josiah Bailey
I'm not joking user. You matter, a lot more than you'll ever know, to the people in your life. I wish nothing but peace and prosperity unto you.
Ayden Watson
Jeremiah Rogers
Cameron Nelson
>Washington monument was built by slaves
>I'm pretty therefore I have value?
Jackson Smith
>I like sketching people in distress
>this is you
Jayden Harris
Leo Stewart
>the only difference
Ryan Scott
Luis Richardson
Imagine if a dude acted that way, he would be called a bully
Kayden Reed
It's true. MJ was clearly drawn to be Asian.
David Bailey
ugly
David Bell
Choose
Jace Butler
No choice.
Moner for the win.
Luke Garcia
You've been here way too long, user.
Oliver Murphy
Zendy the the Chosen One, the one the prophecies foretold that would destroy /pol/ and bring balance to Yea Forums.
Gabriel Murphy
She exists to get cuckqueaned by redhead MJ.
>peter is gonna ask mj to the prom!
>w..wha.. oh. her name is mj too. i get it.
Kevin Powell
>looks no more ugly than Zendaya
>acts far more feminine
cope
Ethan Smith
Moner in a heartbeat.
Owen Mitchell
MoMo's hair looked weird that night. Did some gay guy think it looked good?
Benjamin Thomas
lmao, who tf would spend time making this? Lowkey making me cringe
Julian Taylor
t. guy who actually dated an Asian girl once
Christopher Turner
>t. stacey who used to be cheerleader but now works at the dry cleaners
Luis Edwards
I choose the threesome.
Angel Perez
Fuck yes. I would love for Mary Jane to be a cute Asian girl like her instead of that ugly monstrosity in OP's picture.
Look at this petite Asian beauty. God, I want to put my seed in her womb.
Owen Turner
>Left handed
Into the trash it goes
Jaxon Miller
Josiah Wright
Every time I read okie dokie I hear it in Mario's voice.
Aiden Fisher
seriously, though. she's mediocre. we'll see if she can really act in that new HBO show she has coming out.
Liam Campbell
>m-me t-too
Nathaniel Morales
If you don't pick both you're a literal homosexual
Cooper Sullivan
You have no idea how petite these girls are and how nice they feel when they sit in your lap.
Henry Martinez
Now this meme has a LOT of potential
Zachary Fisher
>Both mutts
I would rather jack off into a tissue.
Robert Powell
>I would rather jack off into a tissue.
So no different than any of your other sexual experiences.
Evan Sanders
You didn't find her obnoxious? I sure did. But I'm old and grumpy. I think every teen in obnoxious
Jonathan Martinez
she looks really old and gross like she smokes meth.
Ayden Martin
This. Absolute fucking blot on the movie
Brandon Perry
Then they get access to your bank account and the dream is over moron.
Camden Gray
Zendaya is some lanky manfaced freak and her being an African landmine is the cherry on top. You are a currycel aren't you?
Jonathan Thomas
>what if Miles Morales was a girl
Samuel Hughes
sorry gramps
go for the high-tier prep school ones in your next life
Oliver Cox
i-ikr?
Carter Moore
OH NO OH NO OH NO HAHAHAHAHA
Moner is just a womanlet version of Zendaya! Yea Forums BTFO forever!
William Roberts
You're a retarded Disney mom. We like Moner. Zendaya is a fucking tranny.
Dominic Lewis
Even the moments Yea Forums hated with her (the slavery stuff) was more of the audience laughing at her than with her.
Also Zendaya was actually pretty hot in the greatest showman, which surprised me.
Christian Davis
is that supposed to be a bad photo of her? you shouldve posted that pap pic of her waving all goofy
Ayden Miller
>Also Zendaya was actually pretty hot in the greatest showman, which surprised me.
She wore that stupid wig that ruined it.
Blake Roberts
>snarky girls aren't obnoxious
Michael Lee
Origin story of her powers is that Peter raw dogged her
Aaron Wilson
You forgot the tits and hips.
Cooper Evans
She's playing a high schooler. Calling them snarky is just grumpy old man shit.
John Gray
are you gay ?
Thomas Hernandez
WTF she's cute IRL. Why did the movie make her so plain and unremarkable instead of cute?
Noah King
Yet the other high schoolers manage to be less annoying.
>Calling them snarky is just grumpy old man shit.
But making sarcastic remarks is literally the only thing she does in the film. And it's in the most try-hard, "quirky" way as possible, even Daria wasn't this bad.
Cooper Wood
You thought the "slaves built the Washington monument" like was cute? Really?
Carson Howard
i wanna f*ck zendaya
Joshua Gomez
Ryan Nelson
No, she was obnoxious. Also her crack about the Washington Monument was hilariously false, yet you probably lapped it right up, didn't you
Dominic Cox
what about pussy incels with jungle fever?
Logan Hughes
Because she isn't cute?
>African cranium
>Chink features from the bridge of the nose up
>Groid features from the bridge of the nose down
>Cute
Zoomers truly are pathetic. No wonder you're chopping your dicks off.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
No, it's really not, especially when you consider most media is still mining the shit out of the 80s and 90s
Luke Diaz
but...but...SHE'S BLAAAAACK AAAAA RISE UP WHITE MAN AAAA
Jacob Martin
>2019
>Not being attracted to trans women as well as cis women.
You are literally the most normie of all the normies.
Hunter Gutierrez
Someone post thicc AB
Ryan Thomas
See this is why no one likes you /pol/idiots.
Juan Parker
>posts a cute pic where she looks like a girl
alright then
Dylan Morgan
t. low-wagie basement dweller
Elijah Garcia
Daily Reminder that not even Black Men like Balck Women.
William Reyes
The reactions to this are exactly what you were looking for
Colton Gray
because she's suppose to be le quirky awkward girl that's actually right for peter, instead of the stacy he's in love with
Camden Watson
Most black men marry black women. Interracial relationships are still a minority.
Jason Taylor
>Interracial relationships are still a minority.
Then why do so many mutts exist?
Owen Stewart
She was barely in the movie. You could have taken her whole character out and missed nothing.