Britbox

British tv is shit apart from documentaries

now you can pay for 2 propaganda outlets

Only for a couple of weeks usually. Then it goes to blu ray and digital download where you're expected to watch it again, while they sell the broadcast rights to people like UKTV, the documentary channels and foreign TV.

>TFW you will be forced to pay for this as an Americlap ever since Hola turned jewish and doesn't let you VPN Iplayer any more

I JUST WANTED TO WATCH SOME DOCUMENTARIES AND QI AND SHIT ALRIGHT GOD FUCKING DAMN HOLA

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>paying for ITV shows
lel

Pretty much the only reasons to ever watch ITV are The Chase and Endeavour

British people are truly disgusting.

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If they put up lots of their back catalogue, this could do well.

>nothing but readings of the Qur'an and BLACKE'D reruns.

Scotland, it's shite

He said Britain not Scotland you fucking idiot.

Hull.
Living there makes me want to off myself daily.

Real fuckin' funny user

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>Living there makes me want to off myself daily.
Oh, you mean like you're doing right now?

Huh?

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Btown

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Westhoughton lad

Oi you watchin Britbox in there? You got your internet telly liocense?

Teesside

Unironically
LONDON
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Coventry
Fortunately I got the fuck out of there

>Westhoughton
Me and me nan went on a nosh and back scuttle date there. It's shite.

that's exactly what they did in sweden

Liverpool
BBC iPlayer + ITV Rewind/Catchup whatever will be 99% costume dramas, crime dramas and documentaries. Nobody who isn't a Boomer wants to see that shit.
And you'll need a loisence.

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Devon
fuck citycucks

Birmingham :(

>get britbox
>watch the wrong show
>police pay you a visit

Fuck off you mutt yank.

West Midlands

so will britcucks have to pay for this on top of their tv loicense?

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Coventry the armpit of England
Bruv you never leave this place because the stench attaches to you for life, serving as reminder of your shitty birthplace

Midlands, not Alabama m8

I don't know why people act like big city shitholes are the whole of Britain. Rural Britain is still comfy.

Most cities feel and look the same now, no identity to them and theyre overrun with uni students or asians, i actually miss chavs now not been called a pussy by a group of them in years :(

I installed that BBC player. They said it would work in Germany too. Of course they were lying. All I wanted to see was some Louis Theroux. Good luck getting any of that outside of the UK.

Does this warm weather make any of you lads depressed? like it's I feel I should be out with friends but obviously I'm not a normie and I've only got my dog

Nah it's lovely, went for a long walk on Saturday, just followed a footpath through some fields to see where I ended up. Take your dog for a nice walk and enjoy it.

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he looks like a right fucking geezer
>that swagger

The last time I took her out for a walk a paki tried to wrap her leash around a bus tyre.

Can't wait, prepare to be re educated bigots.

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"Britbox, now streaming Red Dwarf, Mr. Bean and The Office (USA)"

Peterborough

get out of the big city if you ever can user, move to a small/medium town in rural parts.

This has been a thing for at least a year now.

Same. I mostly out for a long dog walk just to kill time if anything. You don't feel as bad doing fuck all when the weather is shit. Hearing the

Manchester

>hearing the-
what? Fuck have the rozzers got to you user? I knew we should have been paying our television li

>There were more black people in respectable roles in historical England than white people want to believe
>Black people were kept in perpetual poverty & were unable to hold respectable roles in society until the modern era

Which is it???

Both at the same time.

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Bristol
>The Office (USA)
Ah, the superior version. Excellent.

Hull here too lad, HU3

>hoping that the emergence of streaming, internet & phones would urn normies off the license fee
>now their trying to seize that audience as well
fucks sake

LAS MALVINAS

Every time I see that webm. Jesus fucking Christ.

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not anglo

Why do people think we actually have to pay a tv license? its not enforceable by law at all
It just exists to trick old people that dont know any better into paying

>>There were more black people in respectable roles in historical England than white people want to believe
>>Black people were kept in perpetual poverty & were unable to hold respectable roles in society until the modern era
They all just arrived on Banana Boats during the 50s

Can't be long until the BBC starts asking for donations surely.

>Holly streaming every night at 4 am
Might be worth it for This Morning, Leon's getting larger

Cambridgeshire

touch your heart
touch your hertfordshire

whats the fug is that? people actually pay for TV?

It won't be long before they make britbox "free", include it in the licence fee for another 50 quid a year, and force anyone with any form of internet access to pay for it "just in case".

The BBC is pure scum, state-sponsored propaganda for invalids.

>paying for bongshit

see

Just use a vpn

Oxfordshire.

>bbc - pay for tv licence
>itv - advert revenue based
>britbox - pay for and watch adverts to support the bbc and itv who you already pay for via tv licence and adverts mid program

>tfw more British than the British

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>'scuse me sonny jim, hope you don't mind if I check ur interweb loicense?
The state of bongs.

>yet another competitor in a market that became obsolete the second torrents were invented

Hardly state sponsored since it works with actual communist groups but I get what you're getting at.

>TV Licence court fines account for over 10% of all criminal prosecutions with 3500 cases being heard each week in the Magistrates Court.

>paying to have your dna added to a database

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Just watch thdm for free on daily motion

>tricking the elderly and nigerians into actually coming into court instead of just dismissing it
impressive

This will flop. Literally no one under the age of 23 watches BBC/ITV shit. Their shows are boring and don't appeal to most young people. Only literal baby boomers watch it on a regular basis. These cunts are desperate to catch up to other services because they know age demographics are against them.

The English Riviera

Manchester, then moved to Leicester, then to Canterbury
im just moving further south really. hopefully soon so south im out of this fucking hole

chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/beebs-access-bbc-iplayer/opmliiafmgjkgkfadkpomlefdllhajdi?hl=en

>giving your DNA away
dumdum

Manchester sadly

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>tfw some ancestor got ANGLO'd

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shitbox confirmed

L I V E R P O O L

The Socialist Republic of Scouseland

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Originally Scotland, now I live in Cheltenham.

> blacko right there

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what the fuck were they thinking?

the absolute state of britniggers

formerly the Thirteen Colonies

Watford
Glorious sunshine here

>imagine pay your TV loicense twice to receive propaganda not only via tv but also through every internet capable device.
I'm glad you fags are being replaceded by blacks and mooselamics.

This will make them a ton of money and to an extent rescue to BBC. Yeah it's a joke but they're not aiming it at a tech savvy 20 year olds with bittorrent it's for the mums and grannies

Stoke.

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>Endeavour
The only TV I've watched in the last week beyond the news in the morning is Endeavour followed by Wolf Hall on Sundays. Fuck the rest of the week.

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

>blacks constitute a mere 3% of UK's population
>somehow they're in every show on British TV
something's not right here...

never watched doctor who

can somebody give me the lowdown on it? apparently the old ones and the new ones are quite different?

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embarassing, whenever I see snippets of it, I find it physically hurts.

This is like the whole Irish water tax controversy. Already pay for your water, then the government privatizes it, makes you install a water meter and you are paying two separate areas for your water. Same with Britbox.

Essssex

>OI YOU OWE YOUR LICENSE MATE
>but i have my 'britbox' license officer
>NOT THAT LOICENSE YOUR OTHER FUCKING LOICENSE
>oh well i figured i only needed the one
>THATS IT YOUR GOIN ON A TRIP AT HER MAJESTY'S PLEASURE LADDY
i hate this fucking country, those greedy cunts will absolutely try to make this mandatory

Great news for BMWF fans.

>You megacucks, now this is an excuse to make tv license a mandatory tax even if you don't watch television and use it for streaming purposes.
Not unless this is free.
In fact, if BBC is profiting off this then it's it weakens the case for public money going to them.

Ancient alien who can change his physical form if he's mortally wounded or lives too long in one incarnation. Think Hindu reincarnation.

Travels in a time travel ship which is grown from an alien coral species.

The new series is only worth watching 9, 10's and 12's run.

The 11th Doctor and 13th Doctor are for low IQ maggots.

Series 9 with the 12th Doctor is the best season of the show.

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>Now you too can fund propaganda from anywhere in the world!

The Indian subcontinent.

Ayy, Torquay? I'm here bro

>BBC and ITV team up

Cool, can't wait for 30 more shows that have black people fucking native Roman women to create mulatto offspring in the 2nd Century BC and movies about boys that wear dresses to school.

>Netflix rival Britbox
They fucking wish. Never mind competition between the BBC and Netflix - I don't even have Netflix and I still almost never watch the BBC. The BBC aren't even a rival to playing phone games while taking a shit.

Glasgow.
#voteyes

No no no goddamn it. This is the problem. The reason people bother subscribing to Netflix is that its a one stop shop for lots of stuff (and recently, their own stuff). Everyone launching knock off shit is missing the point.

People are okay paying $10 or so for a fuckload of digital entertainment. However, if everyone is asking for their small subset of digital entertainment to be +$10... soon you end up with essentially cable level prices to get what you want, in a whole ton of different streaming services. Worse, you have to worry about media access (ie will shithead strreaming content number 3 have a plug in for Kodi? Will it require using a shit browser like Chrome? Will it need its own app? )

This is a bad idea.

>this is an excuse to make tv license a mandatory tax
They already tried that.
The purpose of heavily investing in iPlayer was to claim that an Internet connection was the same as a television receiver.
It didn't work. I doubt this will.

But that's all over Netflix and American media already

Did you hear that they've brought in "presumed consent" for organ donation now?
You literally have to opt out of donating your organs or they'll harvest everything from your body when you die.

Berkshire

Gibraltar, formerly Spain.

south wales

Nice, will they have my favorite black Achilles and Shakespeare shows?

Welcome to what happens when a virgin market sees explosive growth and companies that gave their streaming rights away for peanuts for a fixed length of time finally regain control of their property.

Anyone who thought Netflix would last is fucking delusional. It's obvious that it was always going to be the new cable when the big boys moved in, and retards are going to pay for it no matter what.

The only upside from streaming is better internet speeds for everyone to meet demand.

OI GUV, WHY DOES YOUR MUM REQUIRE YOU TO AVE' TWO LOICENSES?

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based

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Who's Hola? Is she your maid?

Why would anyone pay for a TV license kek

I wish I was involved in the British Media gravy train

It's for international audiences, you idiot. I've seen commercials for it on television for some time.

Whichever wins them and their white leftist allies more points in the Oppression Olympics.

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I did the Britbox free trial, it's meh. Acorn TV is better

Reminder George Orwell was a spook.

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would this be for the uk? why would anyone in the uk buy this, when they already pay a licence fee for it?