This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.
Last day at IMAX in Australia edition.
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Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES NOT like this pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit
FIRST (not bot) FOR LEWD ALITA
Sexual Chocolate
Copying my post from last thread here for more discussion:
(You)
Speaking of streaming services and the home release, I wanted to add that I cannot wait for it to drop finally on Netflix/Prime/Hulu/whatever. Not because I wanna see it again (I'm getting the BD of course), but because I feel this movie will be vindicated then. Your average viewer will likely check it out at some point, in the comfort of their own home at their own pace and realize how good this movie actually was.
I'm hoping that will generate legitimate hype for the sequel. And at that point, it falls squarely on Cameron and his team to not fuck up and go above and beyond this movie. Should he do that, this series place will be cemented for sure.
reminder to people to ignore retards
Would anything bad happen if you came inside of her?
>put off by trailer
>fall for Yea Forums shilling and decide to see the movie
>it's really good, went again
anyone else had this experience? It seems to be pretty common
I'm almost proud of you for managing to post this in EVERY thread. Good job user!
Zapan did nothing wrong.
Based Alita defender
James Cameron will personally see to it that you're blacklisted from Hollywood.
Regular? Nothing. Flesh and blood? Pregnancy.
As you said its pretty common. I guarantee some bored user from the UK just took the initial dive, saw it, and then started heartfully shilling it so we may all have our eyes opened and be healed by Alita.
Reminder these Alita plebs have constantly proven over and over that the cycle is true and that they're not from here
I just went randomly with family with low expectations of an anime adaption. It seems like low expectations played a part for many viewers.
Zapan scenes were good
worked for me
It definitely helps with first viewing, considering the fast pace. But once you know what you're getting into and you like it, subsequent viewings generally only improve the movie somehow.
what's flan?
fresh oc
That's a sizable slab of chocolate. kinda makes you wonder if she was constipated after
Saw it the second time (out of four) with my mother, she enjoyed it. She also liked the live action Ghost in the Shell movie. Wish I could have taken my father, but he's a wetback with a "relaxed" brain and wouldn't have understood the plot/story or enjoyed it.
Last time I saw such a long running general on Yea Forums was BR2049, is this comparably good?
this and her crazy-face expression after fighting off Grewishka are my favorites. Still waiting on hq webms of her angrily panting after fighting him off.
Daily reminder YOU are the tourist.
Your script was exposed by our brother board
yes
>#58
what the fuck
Nice and saved.
Yeah it is
This will happen to you too
It’s got slightly less style but more heart than br2049
Ye, lets go watch Captain Marvel instead amirite xD
and you're a nigger
>this beat Alita
Japan...
Who else already pre-ordered?
Flan in this context is creme caramel flans
a caramel topped custard.
Underrated dessert.
in japan also known as
PUDDI PUDDI
That's the plan for your average Alita fan yes
bruh we're shooting for 100. Buckle in.
will try tomorrow inshallah
Just getting started
i'll be waiting for the inevitable figma and/or nendos
But you did pick up her manga, right user?
What happens at 99?
I thought it was a bot, but then he skipped 2 in a row actually so now I'm not sure.
Already had the manga, have also ordered ost on vinyl and the art book.
Not really, your own fellow shills admit as much:
cracked.com
>Angry anime-loving conservatives (that's a thing!), whose natural habitats are normally Yea Forums, Twitter, and the comment sections of every gaming site on the internet, have now banded together to shit all over Captain Marvel while simultaneously kissing Alita's ass.
yes, but in different ways. I am happy about the overlap in fans.
The true connoisseur would have that list with Alita, Blade Runner movies and Cherry 2000.
>figma
japs hated it, why there would be a nendo? a modern scale based on the manga/anime would be great though
Someone paid a lot to people to shill this movie. Thank god based critics know what's up and treat it like the rotten, misogynist, problematic garbage it is.
Alita becomes real
Is Japan the only country that managed to fuck up in the box office? I seriously disappointed.
>our brother board /pol/
"HEY ZAPAN! I'M GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD!"
The films popularity is spiking their cost too high for me right now. I'll be waiting for the price to go back down.
Both Japan and the US are the only disappointing markets. Everywhere else ranges from good to record breaking.
>Angry anime-loving conservatives (that's a thing!), whose natural habitats are normally Yea Forums, Twitter, and the comment sections of every gaming site on the internet, have now banded together to shit all over Captain Marvel while simultaneously kissing Alita's ass.
I'm guilty as charged.
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I just had to rewatch BR tonight. More aesthetic, but not as genuine.
Don't be too surprised. Tonde Saitama aside (whatever the fuck that movie is), its amazing that Alita even got the number 2 spot. It's based on a niche manga in Japan that's been mostly forgotten there since the 90s, and its another Hollywood live action adaptation. It's also battling other movies like Into the Spiderverse, Aquaman, Mary Poppins, and other Japanese movies.
>your own fellow shills
Do you mean yours, ratboy?
>Cherry
Cheeky 2000*
>kissing Alita's ass.
That wouldn't be too bad
confirmed sequel/s, Rose/Alita releases a special thank you video for the die-hard support in the face of ridiculous odds and Cameron steps down from Avatar to work full time on Alita 2. One of those thing better happen.
>cracked
bait is getting lazier
And you should go back there
>70us$ for nine manga volumes
is manga also that expensive in America?
I distinctly remember there being an article about how misogynist it is though, that's a real argument they use.
Look, I can cherry pick out of context account reviews too!
One can only hope.
That's about right.
How about some more?
>Four tickets to Alita please.
>RLM didn't even bat an eye at it
RLM confirmed bought out by the Mouse
I'd kiss her ass, if you know what I mean. Probably sniff it too.
im currently paying about 140 pounds total to get it here in yurope.
its a gift for mo mum.
She liked the movie a lot.
Of course, if you haven't already seen here
If it weren't for my retarded student loans I'd totally buy that set.
Was it autism?
>misogynist
fucking how?
probably for the best
>Rotten Tomatoes
>Critics 59% Rotten
>Audience 94% Fresh
Reminder: This who the average movie critic is.
>That sexy metallic ass.
You don't even want to know what some otakus pay just to get blu rays for some of the more current anime.
Why are they fetish shaming? I thought these people were all about tolerance and embracing sexuality? Talk about bigots. I will masturbate to anime as I please.
Male Gaze
I'm just (austistically) trying to prove the obvious point that people from all tastes and walks of life can and do love Alita.
there's probably hundreds of twitter essays on how the movie is 'bad'. Who cares.
and I say that as a lefty. I didn't see Alita as some pro-anything vehicle.
I said this in another thread, but both times I've seen Alita, I just feel better about myself. It's like, I'm a huge loser and the world sucks, but maybe I can be better and maybe the world can be better too.
Any that actually fit the narrative?
It's probably better they didn't cover it.
It's a "powerful female written by a male" and "we need to come together as a nation to stop James Cameron from writing female characters".
I browse buyfag thread so I'm familiar with that
>tfw you'll never get your skull caved in by Alita's megaton steel ass.
"No!"
If there's one thing Alita lacks it's exposure. People just don't even know it exists. User rating on RT is evidence as much. Most people who actually show up like it.
James Cameron would be proud of you. If only he saw all these threads.
I know dude, fucking hypocrites. So much for their acceptance movement.
I'm honestly surpised, it seems like just the movie they would review - an SF blockbuster helmed by James Cameron (and Robert Rodriguez). Hell they even did Plinkett reviews on the Titanic and Avatar.
Honestly though, I'm assuming they are saving their next Half in the Bag episode for Captain Marvel
>#58
you can, it's all or nothing user
>gay 4 Don Glover
Your narrative? You can keep posting it, you clearly will ignore everything I have posted and could post to the contrary.
It's be funny if they brought up Alita in the video as an example of doing the female hero right.
I kinda want the Prime 1 statue but this is an alternative
I want a 1:1 realdoll. I'd pay $8000.00 USD for it.
>that painting
The movie is extremely popular with leftoid gays and super freaks(trannies). The shills were originally saying they hate it yet over and over it's been proven that they're the biggest fans of it. So it's not really a surprise when you see something like that
That it's a film for conservatives with actual taste in cinema. Otherwise you're just shilling your own article for your dying site
ok so far is it a flop or not yet ?
As long as you mount your head on a berserker body anything is possible user!
>craft of film criticism
so far 270 million
Because I'm an autistic Yea Forums fanboy, I went searching through RLM's (and their related guests') various social media accounts for any mention of Alita, and the only solid mention I could find was from that fucking canuck Jim, pic related.
Holy shit, what a tool.
Considering making and marketing Alita cost $700 mil and Fox will only take in around $280 mil estimated at the box office it can be safely said Alita is a flop.
it's doing "ok".
I wish they made a video on it, everytime I'm interested in what they think of a new movie they never make a video on the movie
Actually it cost them $1 billion. Only by taking in $2 billion can it be considered even. Not even $5 billion is enough for a sequel. If it's not making half of US GDP it's a flop, basically.
He makes a good point
All three are terrible flicks loved by retards. Take the old trip deschi for example, if he was here these threads could have some merit to them because even though he had terrible taste he knew things about cinema.
>700
You forgot the costs of developing the bionic prosthetic hands they gave to that girl, that's another 130 million at least right there.
Absolutely wrong - he doesn't know because he hasn't even seen Alita. The Wachowskis haven't made any good film since the Matrix, which they obviously dickride. Comparing their schlock to this movie is disingenuous.
can't make fun of our queen qt flea.
I'd love that as well just out of my price range. Especially to get it shipped.
why would you pretend to be retarded when faced with fact?
I did, and there's something not quite right with mine.
Good. Alita would be proud of you user.
Give me the source for that "fact" my dear.
Fucking dropped. Thank god I didn't buy it.
Samefag.
if it was common, the poster count in each general wouldn't be diminishing.
My book doesn't have this issue. Although I bought the volumes individually as they were released.
its a flop.
>137 posts
>40 people
>3.5 posts per person
YIKES-A-DOODLE-DOO! That sounds like a circle-jerk-a-roonie!
Alright here's the complete text from the Alita chapter from the art book.
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And the chapter known as THE CUTTING-EDGE TECHNOLOGY OF ALITA
pastebin.com
Yeah, I was wondering if it was just mine. I did get the boxset. Several pages are repeated with others mixed in out of order, and that includes two sides of the same page being mismatched numerically, so it's not just like they were bound in wrong.
Ah. Guess I'll just buy the books individually.
I think you mean
>4-6 people making 40-60 posts each
>everyone else posting once or twice
its like you think no one has ever seen a general before.
What the fuck how can something like that even get published?
>waiting on a boxset right now
F U C K
You already filled your threadly post quota, please leave.
ITT: doxx shit posting picture of normalfag liking Alita to prove that Alita's fans are "bad"
Listen retard, normalfags are the majority of movie goers. They are the ones that made capeshits movies, which you are shilling for, successful. The very fact that normalfags like Alita means it has popular appeal, the very thing you have been trying to prove against.
>inb4: I hate capeshit too
I don't see you running around 10 CM threads fronting your bs about "CM's fan bad." You only attack Alita because you know people here won't put a hammer on you. MCUfags will not be tolerant for this kind of trolling behavior.
Anyone know where I can buy a copy of the Chinese posters? Or the Chinese war god interpretive posters?
I checked some video reviews and didn't see this problem but I'm still way too scared to actually buy it.
Any other issues with that boxset? Is it just the first volume or do the printing errors run throughout all of them? I was thinking about getting the box for a gift, but didn't have any issues with reading through the volumes I had when I got them before there was a boxset collection.
I think pic related is the best reaction face from the entire three manga series.
lel, which series?
Bleak reminder that even if there is justification for a sequel, the Fox+Disney merger will be complete within a few months from now.
Sequel could end up getting Disneyfied, or canned because Disney(&Fox) doesn't consider the franchise sterile enough to represent the company.
This is from Mars Chronicles.
>still going with this false narrative
Boatman owns complete rights to Alita. He can have a sequel made if he wanted to. Neither disney nor fox have any say in that.
Can't happen, as Cameron owns all the rights to any sort of adaptation of Alita. He just uses Fox as the distribution company. Now should Cameron die... then all bets are off.
Reminder that Fox does not own the rights :^)
James Cameron owns the rights to Alita himself. He can pick it up and go to any studio.
I've only noticed it in volume 1 so far. Based on the other comments, I'm starting to think it's just mine. The only other issue I have is that the box got scratched up during shipping, since it's a heavy item and even avoiding Amazon didn't help me out there.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
>I don't care about you any more lol but here's a fuckdoll fleshbag clone of me
Kind of a fucked up way to write out a character desu
>Mechanical digital entity will never love you enough to make a flesh clone of herself for you to repeatedly impregnate
What a day, huh?
>flesh clone
That's the original. Robo Alita is a fake.
The sad truth. Now I'm depressed.
Today my other house mate asked me if I wanted to see Alita with him, even though I had already seen it. Of course, I said hell yes.
We saw it in a large format screen with an ass-shaking sound system. It was amazing.
Yes. I've only seen Alita six times and I saw BR2049 14 times in theaters. Alita edges it out being a bit better so far, IMO.
BR2049 is not as explicit. BR2049 relies more on its aesthetics and pace to give the viewer opportunities to think through the questions it raises. Alita is spared from being told that she was created to be subordinate so she has a very different internal journey from K. Her journey is slightly more oriented externally.
This. I'm pleasantly surprised because it wasn't apparent to me how many fans of BR2049 were drawn in by the conflict of maintaining personal integrity while exploring the truth of one's nature in a dystopian world that is actively trying to corrupt individuals with tempting lies, willing amnesia, and despair.
I want to watch more things with Salazar in it, does anyone know if the Maze Runner movies were any good or not?
absolutely CUTE
I don't really understand this line of criticism because it has an obvious downtrodden workers vs. exploitative capitalists hoarding wealth narrative. If anything, it's probably much more leftist than Captain Neoliberal.
lol no
It doesn't show how women are inherently superior to and victims of men so it's misogynist.
>women are inherently superior to and victims of men
Gotta love the media and pop culture's logic.
Really, it just shows that modern Neoliberal Twitter filth are actually counterrevolutionary.
>women are inherently superior to and victims of men
>scott pilgrim
Question: why didnt disney just go with the flow letting Alita help promote captain marvel side by side? There different films.
Year of the wahmans or something. They could easily rig the scores for that.
Because the deal isn't closed yet.
pull tabs underwear is my new fetish now
If I ate that much chocolate I wouldn't get constipated, I'd get the runs. Same thing happens if I drink coffee after like a month of not having any.
They don't want other films to affect their magus opus. Alita presents a different kind of woman heroine that Disney wants nothing to do with. They are neo-feminists now.
This is genuinely a cute pic
>cyborg
>needs to shit
Even if Alita had that turbo thing installed its nothing blowtorch can't fix.
>cherrypicking
>average
>women are inherently superior to
(1) The two characters that push the plot of Alita are Alita herself and Chiren (Hugo's ex-wife)
(2) Alita is pretty much the most powerful person in the plot and BTFOs everyone
(3) The main villain is a White MALE living in a sky city
(4) Even when she is "defeated" by Grewishka she was still able to pluck out his eye in defiance
>and victims of men
Lessee:
(a) first body destroyed by Grewishka
(b) Chiren is seduced (and BLACKED) by Vector aka literal exploitation
(c) Vector has Chiren killed so that he can send her parts to Zalem.
tl;dr you're full of bullshit. I agree that Alita is superior to Captain Marvel in every way (which is why I saw Alita thrice), but Alita is a feminist vehicle, or at least has feminist tones in line with what you are saying. The only it doesn't have is a feminist Mary Sue, which is what Captain Toefungus is - at least Alita is a flawed individual, despite her upgrades. The same applies to Chiren.
sneed
That's a lot of mansplaining and I won't hear a word of it.
I love Mars Chronicles so far, but I'm not a big fan of all the kids dying and Yoko and Erica going through tough times
Makes me crie
She's in Maze Runner 2, she was very good in it. Maze 1 is kinda boring, I suggest you watch 2 directly. She's in Maze 3 too but she looked dizzy in the film, it was weird
I'm about to start Last Order. From what I've heard, I hope the 100 chapter fighting tournament doesn't kill my interest.
BENIS :DDDDDD
How can people complain about that? The 20 volume tournament in Baki was fun.
dont worry, its only 100 chapters
enjoy the 20-chapter 700 year flashback in the middle of it
For the last trip
This is such bullshit. I have never read the Alita comics or seen the OVA. I went in with a completely fresh mind and set of eyes, and I loved the movie and had no trouble understanding it. Rotten Tomatoes is full of retards who probably think The Last Jedi is not a flaming pile of dog shit.
For a cyberpunk film I was disappointed at the lack of anyone smoking cigarettes. Even the manga had that.
She cute!
What do Terry's Chocolate Oranges taste like? I'm on a low carb diet and I am wondering if I should get one for my next cheat day.
Lord of the Dance!
I really like them but it's nostalgic for me becuase I had them a lot as a kid. Give it a shot because they're segmented so if you don't like it you can wrap the other segments and give them to a friend or Alita
Its funny because I'm a woman
Right on!
>(1) The two characters that push the plot of Alita are Alita herself and Chiren (Hugo's ex-wife)
Only Alita pushes the plot. Chiren has the same role as other supporting character. I would say Nova pushed the plot as antagonist since he keeps throwing obstacles against Alita through his proxy.
>(2) Alita is pretty much the most powerful person in the plot and BTFOs everyone
With her body, which she must need Ido to install for her.
>(3) The main villain is a White MALE living in a sky city
There are other villains too. And the final boss was a black Hindu living in an even higher place.
>(4) Even when she is "defeated" by Grewishka she was still able to pluck out his eye in defiance
Without others' help, she would have been stomped by the guy.
>(a) first body destroyed by Grewishka
It's a fight
>(b) Chiren is seduced (and BLACKED) by Vector aka literal exploitation
Chiren used Vector to get to Zelem. Both of them are using each other while being control by Nova.
>(c) Vector has Chiren killed so that he can send her parts to Zalem.
That's Nova's orders. If you notice, he was hesitant and worried when Chiren worked out that door. He did not show malice at all.
This movie proved to me that Evangelion Live Action doesn't have to be shit. It will still probably never get made though, and there's about a 50/50 chance that it would be low-budget Netflix trash.
Based user
These are Disney shills. Have you ever heard them complaining about not knowing the comics before watching capeshit? The film is practically just like the animated, except it has more stuff and therefore more easy to understand. i never read the manga either. This kind of opinion are 100% dishonest or she really mentally slow
you'd like to think so but no
Worst part is that he's considered a 'top critic', what a joke
I just realized something.
How come Chiren has a brain, and not a chip in the movie?
Maybe it's not Chiren
Didn't it play out that way in the OVA too?
It seems like a weird thing to lie about.
I don't know, I didn't see the OVA. but the wiki says Chiren has a chip.
Alita isn't really a woman. She's a 300 years old robot designed for warfare. You might ask why did they design these robots as cute teenage girls.
you'd like to think so but yes
We can do this all day, boy.
The rumor's a tumor. The answer is cancer.
>fucking how?
I'll try to present some arguments they will use
>she's not fat
>she's pretty
>she smiles
>she asks for help
>if it wasn't for a white male (ido) she would be dead by now
>she loves a young white male (yugo)
>she would do anything for him, she literally gives him her heart
>she calls ido her father
>she smiles and thanks yugo
>she doesn't hate her father and boyfriend
>she's not lesbian or gender fluid
>she smiles (because strong women should never smile)
>she giggles
>she tries to look pretty for her boyfriend
>she has a boyfriend
>she loves him
>she begs yugo to stay with her
>she smiles
I'm sure there are some I forget
I don't agree with any of those but you may see some of those "arguments" used by those who call alita problematic and misogynismic
Don't pay attention to the crazies and watch Alita again because she heals and it's all or nothing with her
>Alita isn't really a woman.
Her brain is human. She has human genetic information at least in some biological parts remaining of her. Do you even cyberpunk bro
The entire Brain/Chip plot is probably not even in the movies.
Unless Victor was just showing Alita a random set of organs that were getting ready to be shipped, and Chiren is actually still alive.
This
Fuck the hack fraud shills of rlm
This is why I am quite concerned for the sequel. Gunnm gets pretty fucked up, and I can't really see how they can do it while staying PG13
>Evangelion Live Action
Is going to be trash
Evangelion works only because there is the series before it
You can't rush it
Evangelion doesn't have filler
At first viewing you think that some episodes are filler but they are not
They are essential
The complexity and how all of evangelion fits together is something astonishing
Anno is (was at least) a genius
I hope they leave evangelion alone, it's perfect as it is
I believe they will deviate more in the sequels
Evangelion could use hell of a ton of editing, especially in the second half. It's muddled by its production, don't even front.
This
Also if she thinks of having a pussyhole the beserker body will create one. And of course all these oranges and chocolate have to come out from somewhere
>And of course all these oranges and chocolate have to come out from somewhere
Cyborgs don't poop. They just burn up all residue away.
You wish, mouse
Just create a capture of their page. Dont give them traffic pls.
The white guy in Zalem looks strangely like James Cameron himself, was it him? I was also suprised to see Jay Courtnay do a 3 seconds cameo. And Gurishika looks like Sam Worthington. That was weird.
Edward Norton, not Cameron.
All white people look the same to me. I thought when Nova took off his glasses that it was supposed to be Dr. Ido double but it turns out it was Edward Norton
Just came back from it. First half was pretty slow and a little corny, but it picked up a lot by the second half. I was kinda surprised when it ended on a cliffhanger though, for some reason I thought it was going to be a stand-alone film.
Anyway, even though I enjoyed it, I can see why it flopped. I was able to keep up with the story, but that's because I'm not a retard and I'm aware of the level of backstory detail manga usually goes into, which is something your average normie isn't, and so I can see why your average 44 year old soccer mom and her three shit-f0r-brains kids didn't understand what was going on.
I think if it had been marketed a bit differently, perhaps emphasising more the story aspects and less the pure action aspects so that it seemed like more than just "Dumb Sci-Fi Flick #283", then it may have been able to draw bigger crowds. Also the PG-13 rating left it in an odd spot, it felt like it would've been better either going for a regular PG rating or a straight-up R.
Anyway, these are just my two scents. I hope the sequel gets made, even if just to see what villain Ed Norton is doing up on that fuckhueg floating city. Maybe market it to the Chinks, who knows.
The first time they show him in a flashback as a hologram I thought it was Paul Dano, I thought that would be ridiculous if that was him.
>I can see why it flopped
Not done yet boy.
Shymalan mega twist
IT WAS HUGO IN THE BOX!
I hope they won't ruin him.
>I was kinda surprised when it ended on a cliffhanger though, for some reason I thought it was going to be a stand-alone film.
Why is everyone saying it ends on a cliffhanger? Did everyone become stupid. The Force awakens ends on a cliffhanger and it's fucking unacceptable for movies of this caliber. Alita is a complete movie that closes up a chaper. At the end you get a little tease that the story could continue but it's not a fucking cliffhanger.
There's no guarantee there will be a sequel.
People feel it's a cliffhanger because the climax is very muted and because of how they've set up Nova. In reality it's no different from the first Matrix (which ends similarly, but because it has a proper showdown and no real setup of further conflicts yet it works better).
Get your head out of your anus. Evangelion is a good show but it has a ton of problems and mistakes that came from budget cuts and the creator having a meltdown. The fans ruined it by telling themselves that every little thing in the show is dripping with meaning and subtext as if a cartoon can hold the secrets to understanding life and the universe.
Evangelion is much more enjoyable when you take a step back and just accept it for what it is-- an interesting and entertaining show that gets kind of shitty in the last few episodes.
I can guarantee you there won't be, the numbers are looking worse than they expected and it won't even break even at this point, it needs around 700 million to break even and it only has a week left before the most important movie of the decade comes out.
I hope it makes more. People were saying Pacific Rim was going to flop but then it managed to get a sequel. Too bad the sequel was trash.
You know what I meant, you fucking nerd
This user gets it, there is no cliffhanger
It's just that the public has been conditioned by Marvel trash to lack critical thinking
Alita is a complete story with closure (like the original star wars) but the story can and will continue
This is not a cliffhanger
>a week left before the most important movie of the decade comes out
Ya blew it
It was a good bait up to this point
>it needs around 700 million to break even
citation ne---
>and it only has a week left before the most important movie of the decade comes out
lmao
THIS MOVIE SUCKS
ur asshole sucks loll
The numbers go like this:
170
x2 for marketing
350/2 because studio only gets half the ticket sale money
That's without taking into account taxes though so it's really closer to 800 million, and I heard the actual budget was 200 million, so x2 for marketing we get 400 million x2 + taxes and it gets up to a whopping 900 mil range.
YIKES
I watched the movie in 4DX, AMA
but it already made back it's initial investment and some. so how come it needs more? if bluray sales or whatever are still to come?
What is it like to hold the hand of one you love? Cells
>15€
That's expensive
So far I paid 10€ + 10€ + 6,5€ + 7,5€
(Dolby Atmos, 3D, bad cinema, really nice cinema)
>not breaking the one hundred gorillion dollarydoos mark
>not a flop
Sure, whatever weeb
>Anonymous
I lol
Some user made a comment in a previous thread about how Nova looked kinda like Cameron and it made me laugh so I made this
It's 15E because it was 4DX + 3D. I don't like 3D but I had not choice, these bastards don't offer 4DX alone
You have no idea how these things go, do you?
200 million budget x2 for marketing, that's 400 million
Domestic box office is 61 million. Studio gets half of that so 30.5 million - tax so let's say 23 million.
International is 203 million. Studios only get 30% of overseas BO so that's just 61 million, minus taxes that's 46 million.
46 + 23 = 69 million. So currently Alita has made negative 331 million dollars.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STICKY SITUATION!
YIKES-A-DOODLE-DOO!
>What is it like to hold the hand of one you love? Cells
There's nothing for the cuddling moments. But when Gurushika strikes, the chair hits you in the back
I made the comment. Anyone else thought it was him?
>4DX
>4DX allows a motion picture presentation to be augmented with environmental effects such as seat motion, wind, rain, lights, and scents along with the standard video and audio
Damn, I had no idea, it's worth it then
We don't have 4DX here
I've seen several people make that mistake.
I didn't think anything
But I recognized the smug Norton smirk before he took off his glasses
I don't know why anyone thought Japan would be huge. Gunnm was never really popular over there.
/pol/ should keep the fuck out of Yea Forums
I'm disappointed in USA, Europe and China did their part
USA hasn't done shit.
The seats can move just like those amusement park virtual ride. When a character gets stabbed, the backseat hits you and there's shaking during action sequences. There's droplets of water if it's raining and there's wind blowing when they are above buildings
exactly they hardly saw any movie, they barely watched alita and that was number one. even how to train your dragon did worse and it was their best debut.
>Any $150m+ movie that doesn’t make $900m is a total gross loss
wow huh good thing Hollywood puts out billion dollar blockbusters once a month and doesn’t constantly eat shit sandwiches at the box office.
Actors are literally starving, it's why the government takes such a hard line against online piracy, piracy kills for real.
It's a gorillion now.
My box looks better than yours
Okay but seriously speaking, where does Iron City get food, water and power?
>food
Soilent green
>water
there's no water it's just recycled piss/sewage
>power
half the civilian population is employed as runners in mouse wheels that power irom city and zalem
Take this
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and print it yourself.
>Okay but seriously speaking, where does Iron City get food, water and power?
Did you miss the part where they travel through large cultivated fields? And water was never brought as a problem. This isn't Blade Runner, nature wasn't destroyed, it's just people living in slums like in India
user I'm not going to watch a lame weeb movie holy shit
Holy shit how
Also cute
they never brought up twin peaks the return either, despite making a tv show exception for stranger things out of all fucking shows and reviewing FWWM earlier
they're just HACK FRAUDS
>user I'm not going to watch a lame weeb movie holy shit
Sure, save your money for Captain Marvel
>Holy shit how
It's 2019
its been edited
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prosthetic arms have come a long way
This is another the reason the movie was so well done. It really showed how the future will look once technology has merged with humans.
Uhh, you guys realize that transhumanism and trannies are just satanic, right?
Trannies seek to alter the flesh.
We seek to remove it
Obviously. Anyone claimed differently?
>Now should Cameron die
The Legend never dies. Motherfucker spends his birthdays on the bottom of Mariana Trench, he can't die like that.
Smoking in movies comes with an automatic R-rating.
Fucking love the manga, just saw the movie and I was honestly amazed at how good it was. They absolutely nailed Alita and Ido and the movie's beautiful to look at.
They definitely shoved too much of the manga into the movie though. Like why's Motorball even in there? It made for the best action sequences in the movie but that could have easily been lifted out and it would have made for a much more streamlined story.
>Like why's Motorball even in there?
>It made for the best action sequences in the movie
Yes it supposedly is, but what can we do about it? If its used for the right stuff, to help people, then why not.
more like procreational mode
How screwed are we if Nomura gets his hands on alita?
>Like why's Motorball even in there?
>It made for the best action sequences in the movie
You just answered your question.
>youtu.be
how long until we get a torrent thats almost dvd quality with ching chong subs? im housebound for 4 months, and i just wanna see my gf
April or May maybe
>may
ah well, hopefully it will be in the budget theatre still then
They're pulling it out next week to make room for Captain Marvel.
It's take any of those three movies over the next Marvel or Transformers movie. At least they take risks and have some style
french one are always the best
I really hope it does bad numbers, although it probably won't. Usually I just don't care about capeshit but it's just so obnoxious. Maybe Yea Forums is right this one time
it will likley underperform but a bomb is unlikey due to the brand. personally im indifferent to Capeshit it can have cool eyecandy but no soul and i feel nothing for the characters , i presume people get more out of them if they read the comics.
Went and watched this with my gf tonight thanks to all the threads here, we really enjoyed it thanks lads.
Did she offer her heart to you?
Did you fuck?
Did she offer her heart to fuck?
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Glad you guys like it.
it's not about wahman or equity or whatever the fuck. it's about $$$$$$$ and power
Yeah, that's bullshit and malicious. Other than an understanding that some of the cheesiness comes from the source material itself,(Ido's jet propelled hammer comes to mind) I went with zero previous knowledge. There's nothing revolutionary in the worldbuilding by 2010 standards, and the story and character archetypes are easily understood.
The script omits things for the sake of brevity, (how Chiren gets to be in place to help Alita saving Hugo's head, but in any case her motivations are stated which I believe is more important), but it's a minor problem compared to what the film gets right overall.