Where do you want to sit, Yea Forums? The whole theater is open

Where do you want to sit, Yea Forums? The whole theater is open.

For me, it's F9.

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Based, are we going to see Alita again?

You should be in the wheel chair section snail man.

D13

i15

D11&10
I need two seats for my disability (morbid obesity)

I’m a real N9 guy myself

H8, because I like being in the center and I like to dab on my h8ters

Going A1, boys. Most prestigious seat in the entire theatre.

I used to always sit J9 but since I got in the habit of smoking up in my car before going in now I prefer E9 for overwhelming screen closeness except when there’s other people there so often I go for C9 and feel protected from the other people in the theater cus I get paranoid sometimes. Pretty much sat there today when I saw Alita again.

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C8 because I'm not a pleb.

Bless you user, front-line infantry hard at work.

My nigga.

Here's a secret, lads,
Always, ALWAYS sit behind the handicap seats, because there's these bars instead of seats in front of you so can sit back and rest your feet on them and enjoy your kinoplex experience.
I've sat here hundreds of times and NEVER had a cripple occupy that space.

came here to post this

E10

typically i like seats far back and to the side. J and farther back, preferably the outermost 4.

at home so i can get drunk and masturbate without repercussions

JX

E16
>aisle seat
>no mongo in front of you
>handy guard rail to rest your feet on

G9 so i can kick your chair and throw popcorn at you faggot

lol at any answer except N9

Uuh, the usual designated seat is missing.. So I guess I'm skipping this showing

you might as well just watch it at home at that point

N9, middle of the afternoon, weekday.

What do you mean? All the way back, middle seat, it's the best view. Perfect perspective. The screens here are fuckhuge too so it doesn't look any smaller at the back.

who here /k10/?

>with a dick in my hand

D8 for sure. If you are lucky, no handicap companion will sit next to you and you have all the room in front of you. Otherwise N1 or N16

C

Only if it's a children's film

K9

I7, my girlfriend in I8. I'll hold her hand while we watch.

F9riend here. You have excellent taste

S11 (in bigger cinemas) or E5

WOULDNT EVEN CONSIDER SUCH A SMALL SCREEN

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For me, it's G8.

E9 or E8. I assume this theater is stadium seating, and that row is the first up the stairs behind the access/entrance row, meaning there's usually a metal rail to put your feet up onto.

yea boi

>C8, NOT C9
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

Based digbyposter
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Even if a cripple did, they're feet below you in another row. But a lot of this changing with recliners, meaning you won't have to worry about putting feet up anymore.

C is the thinking man's row
>ample room to stretch legs
>far enough from the screen for maximum viewing experience
>can throw popcorn on the handicapped
>set up my Hot Wheels tracks in the big space whenever I get bored
>will wave at the projectionist and thank him for doing a good job

you read the chart backwards m8

Bloody hell I'm foolish. Then I'll just change my answer to D, my point still stands.

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lol at these plebs not picking N9. Too poor to afford the big sofa recliner seats with the best view?

based

as a tall man, these rails are the shit

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