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>tfw you're the most advanced cyborg weapon ever created, and you will never be united with a berserker body
FIRST FOR LEWD ALITA
(1)6(7) time club member here and it gets bette each fucking time I see it.
Do it for her boyes.
It's another chink poster or just fan art ?
AHAHAHAHAHA
Is making waifu movies the future?
She's so cute, she's so cute that it fucking hurts.
I had a dream where Alita was trying to fight a King Kong like monster in the city. The monster grabs her, strips her clothes off and attempts to molest her mechanical body as she struggles. Confused as to why she has no tits/ass/vjayjay; It sniffs her and then licks her a few times before attempting to eat her. I saw a close up of her screaming and trying with all of her strength to stop the massive molars from crushing her apart to no avail. Then the monster feels disgusted and spits out all of her remains on the street. Her saliva covered bits hit the street as she struggled to get out of its way as it barrels on the street destroying building and killing hundreds as it looks for more human women to molest and eat
Then from above Nova can be seen jerking off before he comes. His semen falls down to the destroyed city below and lands on Alita as her father attempts to drag her to safety and get her into a new body
I woke up pretty disturbed
We are already living that future
In the manga I can see that alita have boobs but in the movie it's all flat. Why?
sounds pretty epic
Jimbo is a man of taste, that's why.
>but in the movie it's all flat
In all seriousness yes it should be.
Japs understood the importance and power of waifus long ago, but West has still a lot of catching up to do. Thankfully ourgirl just introduced the concept of true love between a man and a character on the screen to a whole lot of people. There's hope.
Ido made the body for his daughter, he wasn't gonna give her tig ole bitties
guys I just saw this in IMAX last night and I'm glad I did because I just realized that by Thursday it would've been too late and I would've missed out on it like I did with BR2049. gonna see if I can convince my coworkers to go to the last IMAX showings tomorrow before the plug gets pulled
Doll body > Berserk body
Prove me wrong. You cant.
yeah?
Nice poster!
I feel your pain user. We all do.
Yet there's articles from "critics" claiming that she's taken on such a problematic body. It's like what, her body isn't that out of proportion, she barely has B cups.
To be fair Alita's doll body does have some pretty big teen tits. Remember that scene where Hugo was showing Alita the city from the church roof? They looked fucking ginormous there.
>wouldve missed out on it like i did with BR2049
same, exactly why im seeing it tonight
He doesn’t want to eat all the DVDs.
JIMMY AND ROB I WANT A SEQUEL WITH THIS BODY HEAVILY FEATURED
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>this is not a
>this is not a
SWAN
This...
>A Tuned Alita agent made for infiltration through sluttery
>Does her job until she killed by Sechs
These curves prove you wrong.
Frig off lahey, flat is justice.
I love the way she says "What is THAT?" to Ido about Motorball. So damn cute
>tfw /healedbyAlita/
私の髪に風
Healed? But she's a weapon. Weapons can't heal. They're really problematic and evil and should be banned. What you need is a HERo.
This is the best crossover
The power of waifus is just TOO strong, one can get addicted to this easily. I did and I don't know what to do.
But, what would fucking NANOBOT PUSSY even feel like if Hugo had lived?
Finna watch Alita again, but this time in Imax 3D.
First time I've rewatched a movie in theaters, lads
perfect
aaaAAAA STOP IT
>HERo
They really did it in the most recent trailer.
Probably like a real pussy, and she could make it as tight as whe wanted it.
Tingly
How are they going to adapt THAT scene?
>user, thanks for watching my movie 7 times
>oh, excuse me
URM really thought of everything. Top tier combat bots and sexbots
Youre doing the right thing user
I need fucking art of this shit. I swear, Jim, you better include this.
Is word of mouth going to help it in America? I've never heard of anyone NOT recommend it.
Hang in there Goslingposter, she'll be real in 30~ years. Use that time to accumulate money so you can buy a daughterfu when Chinks finally start selling them.
Alita has temporarily ruined other movies and shows for me. Right now I have zero interest in watching anything else
It's too late for America. You guys are destined to endless capeshit now. Waifus will be international releases only.
Trips of truth
It’s a rollerblading movie
Sad
I bet Cameron has a room similar to this.
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>You guys are destined to endless capeshit now.
Sad but true.
And I mean SAD.
kek
It didn't have to be this way. You could've stopped this.
>go see a alita
>Captain marvel trailer
>a HER...o
yikes
Why Americans like capeshit so much? I watched Avengers 1 and 3 and yeah, they're fun and everything, but nothing groundbreaking or memorable.
Are movies, dare I say it, FUN again?
Hang on Brazilian bro, maybe there will be sequels.
Buy a ticket and give it to a minority you cis-scum.
Makes me laugh everytime I see the trailer in theatres
>reading the manga for the first time
>reach the Holy Night side story
Jesus that’s incredibly fucked up. Imagine if they put that in the movie.
comfy
I want a small rustic cabin that filled from ceiling to floor with memorabilia.
Hopefully, it warms the cockles of my heart.
someone post the wojack edit of this
>AN HERO
American culture has gone down the tubes. I don't dislike the Marvel movies, but outside the theater, they're good movies and that's it. Americans no longer seem to understand the difference between quality and volume, in their movies, in their food, etc. I couldn't tell you why that happened. Could be all the fucking drugs everyone loves to do and boast about doing.
Same reason manga is so big in Asian countries. It's just a cultural thing that originated from there. Of course not saying that western comic books are even in the same league of quality or craftsmanship as mangas.
How is there even that much Gunnm memoribilia to collect? It's meant to be a relatively unknown manga
because you haven't watched the movie?
YOU NIGGERS LIED TO ME
THE ENTIRE TIME I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW CRINGY THE DIALOGUE IS. THE ENTIRE THEATER LAUGHED AT "YOURE THE REALEST GIRL IVE EVER MET," PART
GOD DAMNIT
>relatively unknown
>has deluxe editions and omnibus collections
>has OVAs
>is translated into English, a language only very few series are ever translated into
user Gunnm is not "relatively unknown".
Damn straight, that ending was depressingly sadistic.
Western comics are a lot better outside capeshit. Even the Japs can do capeshit better than Marvel
Here you go senpai.
Because my country is full of literal and actual retards. And I will keep believing this until I travel to other countries to compare intelligence levels, because so far it seems like it's just western countries with this issue of walking npcs whose sole purpose is to be worker drones and to consume media.
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>REALEST GIRL
But he doesn't even say that, Farashnu.
Hasn’t broken $70mil....
thank you
it was just a little lie, just alita one
Based Chyna
Alita is the new Blade Runner sci-fi cult classic at least in America, it already has the big audience acceptance from people who actually paid to watch it while waiting for the next mediatically-mandated big movie to hit (Captain Marvel).
Colombian here. It's almost the same around here, but even worse. Wages are so low that people are on an arms race to impress others with dumb shit they don't even need, but get deep in debt to acquire.
They're there
I just got back from seeing it, and I'm confused. There wasn't a single Hun in the entire movie, and they got Rome all sorts of wrong.
Cute waifu though.
c'mon ese, iz just alita one
Reminder spamming is against the rules
Do you guys think Captain Manjaw is going to bomb?
It took Blade Runner so long to get a sequel, I'm worried for Alita now that you made that comparison.
Nah, it has the Disney-Marvel brand keeping it alive no matter what.
Not at all. Just because a part of the marvel universe alone is going to guarantee success.
It's not just western countries, but people here really are fucking boring and stupid these days. If they aren't giving undue praise to a movie just because it was loud and flashy as fuck and they saw it in theaters, they're giving undue praise to some shitty hipster movie because it's vegan friendly and politically correct. Two types of idiocy and that's seemingly all there is lately.
I hope we don't have to wait bloody 35 years for a sequel to Alita.
Jesus this. Why did she inner dialogue "I won't stand in the presence of evil" before speaking it? Who wrote this garbage?
>2.2 posts per person
>GASP
>This... THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES! ONE POST PER THREAD PER PERSON ONLY!
Silly NPC.
China will herald in the age of cyberpunk and robowaifu's, mark my words.
Honestly, no, but I don't think it will be something groundbreaking. Maybe it will pull 500 mil
The only line my theater and myself laughed at was when Vector / Nova was like, "That shot seemed fatal." I'm still not sure if it was intended to be funny, but it came across as deadpan.
>daughterfu vs cunt
Unfortunately it will be wildly successful just like nuWars because indoctrinated fans can't stop going.
Blade Runner wasn't understood in the 80s, so critics hated it. Alita is being railroaded by Disney pay off critics. Instant cult classic.
It's just honest and earnestly sincere dialogue without any hint of ironic self-awareness or quips we've been so used to having in our big blockbusters. It's just good cheese that carries the plot and characters. It's not groundbreaking dialogue by any means, but it's honestly fine for what it is.
They're practically already living in a real life cyberpunk world. Maybe that's why they love it so much.
>Some people here unironically like Joi.
Huh? Isn't she just a glorified Furby toy?
No, because the commercials will probably start spouting 'YOU NEED TO SEE CAPTAIN MARVEL BEFORE AVENGERS ENDGAME OR YOU WILL BE LOST. IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE FRIDAY". That alone would give it $700m.
Not one single person in the theatre, out of the ~40 or so the day after it opened, made a single sound the entire time. They sat and watched the film. It was incredible.
Based Nova pointing out the facts.
>went to cinema alone, like 10 people in total there
>movie is over
>no one leave their seats
>I leave mine and head for the exit
>everybody follows
the fuck?
>being this much of a newfag shill
Most anons only post one post (due to contributing one thought) and then only reply if replied to. Clearly one shill is spamming these nonstop, thank god the movie's theatrical release is nearing it's end.
So what do you guys think is the worst part of this movie and what should be improved in the sequel?
of couse not. and it's gonna kill alita, anyway
This is what will make it timeless unlike Yo Momma so Star Wars.
2 hours of Alita daugtherfu
>A 99-year-old James Cameron slowly waddles onto the stage at SDCC 2044
>"I'm glad to announce that after finally finishing Avatar 14, Fox has allowed me to make the next Alita movie: Alita Fallen Angel. I hope you enjoy the trailer"
>A 68-year-old Rosa Salazar appears as Alita once again
>Kino action, dialogue, setting
>Trailer ends
>Lights come up, noone was in the theater
>Everyone was next door watching the trailer for Captain Marvel 16
>mfw
Joi is waifu. Alita is daughterfu.
It's funny how everyone back in the 90's thought it was going to be Japan, but as the years after went by the narrative gradually shifted to China as they overtook the mantle in industry. At this point it's 100% going to be them, what with cities like Shenzen existing and thriving.
They thought to wait for the Marvel Brand Post-Credits Scene with Stan Lee Cameo but when you left they realized their folly.
Does alita has a pussy?
>So what do you guys think is the worst part of this movie
That she isn't real.
nuWars is dead in the water though. The Force Awakens weakened it, The Last Jedi cracked it, and Han Solo flat out broke it apart.
So is there any discussion here or is it pure circlejerking? Either way, fuck off with your cringy garbage. This shit belongs in /r9k/
I’m gonna cry if that happens to jimbo
But she just repeats canned lines and is replaceable like an NPC. It was incredibly sad.
>worst part of this movie
Hugo, was a adapted shit and the actor can't act.
>what should be improved in the sequel?
Already solved, Hugo is dead.
Based on the nano-molecule handwave tech we saw healing her stab wound, she can probably make whatever kind of axe wound she likes.
Yes. He gave her the chocolate.
Ok but her lips lookin kinda fresh doe
>unknown manga
It must suck to be americlap.
The 2 worst parts are:
>Hugo gets a bounty on his head because Zapan killed a dude, like that couldn't be traced
>Zapan's penalty gets called off because Alita slices part of his face off, for whatever reason
I think there's a third thing like that which was also stupid, but I can't remember. It's all minor stuff though.
Nope, nothing to discuss bro
Can't even speculate whether she could lift Mjolnir since it's not part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (lol how sad amirite) so what is even the point of having a thread?
Go see it though.
I some severe hay fever right now so I can’t taste. The next time I can taste chocolate will probably play out like the scene where she first tried it
Kek
Wait. If she can eat, that must mean she shits too. I wonder if in the berserker armor she shits more powerfully. Like if she eats spicy tacos, do her shits/braps break the sound barrier? Imagine the devastation that would cause at your local torches tacos
This is how waifus work, user. They're not real.
The worst part? Its hard to say. Maybe it was the entire motorball scene arc cut out. Maybe Ido's relationships with the other hunter's not being fleshed out. Maybe the flanderization of the scrapyard into Nuevo Mexic, I mean Iron City or whatever Rodriguez renamed it. Maybe turning Makaku into a mindless henchman. Might be the needless exposition, or the creation of superfluous characters such as Ido's wife or daughter. I loved how all the extras were living in a dystopian future but wore Old Navy for some reason. The whole movie was a mess.
>So what do you guys think is the worst part of this movie
That part between the beginning and the end
Just like any other woman
Holographic mother/daughter threesome?
it's too bad because I really don't have any issues with Brie.
but she threatens our girl and she must be stopped. Alita vs some supercharged alien human will having nothing on pure Martian tech-insanity. The Red World always produces the best tech
How bad the Engrish translates into English, but there's no choice but to carry it straight over or the weebs (i.e. the only market for this film) would revolt.
Round 2 tonight bros. It's been a while since i've willingly gone to a 3D movie.
>vroom vroom
You sure gottem pal!
>I really don't have any issues with Brie
Have you heard the bullshit she spouts? Have you seen her feet?
>flanderization
>flan-derization
did someone say...
>Hugo gets a bounty on his head because Zapan killed a dude, like that couldn't be traced
You forget about his little mongol butt buddy that seems to tag along with him sometimes. He's the one that asked if he was going to kill Alita. He was probably in the shadows off screen and reported it for Zapan.
yeah, at the end of the movie he calls her to help his ass out of a fucked situation
The biggest problem for me was the part where she gets elbowed in the face by a nig.
I mean who the fuck does that? Sure I do understand that it's natural for their kind, but the reaction of
>Come on man, she's playing for the first time.
Was mild as fuck. They should have been at least visibly upset over their friend decking some random chick in the face who they just met.
Now if the city had been a super gritty environment it might have been understandable that such behavior is normal, but everything was too bright and happy for it to work on any level.
It's really a minor thing and there were other tone problems, but it did stand out for me the most as far as scenes go.
>He was probably in the shadows off screen and reported it for Zapan.
We don't see that so we can't say that's what happened. It just remains unexplained in the movie.
>Have you heard the bullshit she spouts?
don't really give a shit
>Have you seen her feet?
this however was shocking to see though and our girl Rosa has cute teeny feets.
I finally saw this today, it was really really good. Very enjoyable. I hope they make more.
Right at the beginning, we've just seen how dirty and awful AIRUN SHITTY is and then some cyborg is like "hey thanks for the wrench work here's a bag of fresh oranges I just picked up at my friendly neighborhood Whole Foods". The bag of oranges, a prop they probably literally bought at the grocery store across the street from the set, stood out like a thumb.
Rosa isn't flat.
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>creation of superfluous characters such as Ido's wife or daughter.
They're far from superfluous - they give Ido and Alita a basis to form an organic father daughter bond. And Chiren acts as Ido's foil as well.
The motor ball arc was not cut out, unless you mean its addition here. But in this context it works fine, and it introduces people to a unique aspect of the Gunnm world. Iron City was a bit toned down, but the overall design aesthetic was because he wanted to have a more realistic base for a space elevator, one being on the equator. This meant Latin America, giving it a uniqua favela flair. As for Ido's relationships with the other hunters, yes that wasn't explored as much as it could have been, but we did see enough to carry the story with his few lines in the bar.
This movie wasn't so much a mess as it was just packed to the brim. It needed to be a bit longer to pace things out better.
hmmm. I actually really liked that. Alita such an endearing waifu...
Someone should have slapped his fucking teeth out then and there for his subhuman thuggish behavior.
Japan was on their way for quite some time, but then they suffered a catastrophic economic collapse and it took the wind out of them.
Chinks don't give a shit about silly things like "morals" or "worker safety" so they're definitely going to be no.1 in biotech and other stuff that's hindered in the west by morals rules or regulations.
is the anime any good? 1080p torrent where?
Did you miss the part where they showed all the farms outside of the city?
>Complete with dirty noodle stands.
its not fair bros
> I'm still not sure if it was intended to be funny, but it came across as deadpan.
of course it was intended
you probably haven't seen a lot of Rodriguez movies
>they give Ido and Alita a basis to form an organic father daughter bond. And Chiren acts as Ido's foil as well.
Why couldn't Ido just develop those affecations organically without the fuff?
This is what pisses me off, Ido could have developed those feelings naturally and it would have fleshed him out emotionally rather than "I need a surrogate for my dead kid". It does a disservice to the actors and shorted the available time in an already stuffed movie.
Goddamnit you guys are shamefully stunted intellectually.
>Iron City was a bit toned down, but the overall design aesthetic was because he wanted to have a more realistic base for a space elevator, one being on the equator
Nobody is thinking that ever nor was it mentioned in the movie, that sounds like some headcannon talking point made up to argue away Rodriguez's known Mexican fetishism- he put an Aztec calendar on Zapan's back for fucks sake.
>putting an advanced super city in central america
immersion ruined
best they have is 480p
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Just watch it on youtube senpai.
pretty sure any nation that climbed to 1st world power status did it using some questionable means. china will be probably the less evil, if they do it
Indeed.
>china will be probably the less evil
Uhh, user? China is the most evil place you can think of right now.
Because it was part of her former memories you fucking troglodyte. I'm sorry you can't sit down and watch a movie without having your hand held you fucking moron.
>Why did she inner dialogue
Oh God look at this NPC struggle
China is insidious. There's brutal dictators across the world and throughout history with more soul.
>The motor ball arc was not cut out
It literally cuts from her going through a (not in the manga) intial run where she is nearly assassinated by the minions of Vector trying to kill Alita (not in the manga) to her entering the Championship- No Ajakutty. No Esdoc. No Armblessed. No Zafal. No lower level team building.
Quit shilling this shit.
oh lawdy
i'm shocked to hear an alitabro talking like that, and i'll go as far as questioning your loyalty
Best Korea wishes it could do a hundredth of the shit China can.
Just a black proving they ruin any place they exist in.
Poor baby. :(
I too usually say things in my head then repeat them for everyone to hear
>npc
Man, its like you're really not a shill!
The Chinese nation is a machine lubricated by the blood of the Chinese people. It's how their escalators run, with death chinamen.
>he has no inner voice
>gets super offended when called out
Yup, NPC.
The Scrapyard is way too clean and actually looks somewhat comfy to live in, doesn't look all that different from any modern major city. This means we don't understand really why people want to get the fuck out so much when it looks just basically fine.
Hugo has no desperation, isn't weak but actually super strong, lives in a giant ass decked out apartment with an awesome view. The actor fucking SUCKS ASS as well and there is no chemistry between him and Alita.
All the little Disney channel friends are wearing like, designer Lunacore shit.
All empires have done shady and immoral shit to become world powers at one point, user. China is simply at that point right now. Don't worry, a few hundred years from now they'll be like western countries too constantly ignoring the atrocities of their past and pretending some other rising super power is really teh ebul bad guyz.
Poor Fox shill :(
shut your whore mouth. they'll give us an alita sequel, and that more than compensates for everything else
Holy fuck, so you just literally blurt things out of your mouth when speaking? You don't think about what you're going to say before speaking? Goddamn, I hope you never become a public speaker, or have any important speaking role for that matter.
Maybe once they evolve a bit, but thankfully they don't have morals for now. Pair that with modern tech and they'll have plenty of time to do all kinds of crazy questionable shit while advancing tech before they realize that things like worker safety is a thing.
>It's how their escalators run, with death chinamen.
Just watch it on youtube, stupid. It's a 40 minute ova and the quality is fine for what it is.
bigger versions
She was remembering it from her combat training- something she had been told.
Well I won't complain if they do.
too much arguing, back to our girl.
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Usually you're safe if you have an IQ over 90 and you're not socially stunted.
Tell me again why you Alita is your waifu user.
Well Yugo is dead now so everything is fine.
You know this kinda reminds of the art for Okami.
I'm not ignoring the past, I live in a fucking graveyard of millions that my country was built upon. Evil yesterday doesn't excuse evil today.
The anime eyes actually gave me an erection.
>Nobody is thinking that ever nor was it mentioned in the movie, that sounds like some headcannon talking point made up to argue away Rodriguez's known Mexican fetishism
You're the one talking out of your ass, a quick google search reveals:
>"And referencing Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke, such a thing would need to be on the equator to work properly. And so immediately we thought, oh, this is a great crossover. We need layers of the old world with a new world built on top."
>Why couldn't Ido just develop those affecations organically without the fuff?
Because it's a different story with the spirit of the manga? An adaptation? Cameron/Rodriguez did not have the luxury Kishiro did of writing a 9 volume manga within which he was able to make things up and fill in plot points as necessary, for one. If you hadn't noticed the movie was already crammed to the brim trying to cover the first two volumes/the OVA as was anyways.
How does having a wife and child and a background like that do a "disservice" to the actors? How did it negatively impact it in anyway? How was it not organic? How is wanting a similar emotional connection that he had to his daughter not being fleshed out emotionally? Please explain.
These are beautiful, China is getting some good Alita content goddamn
Ironically, I feel your IQ is hovering somewhere around 89, so if I were you I'd start worrying.
She kinda looks like Ms. Kawakami from P5 in that pic.
I wish we got a bit more Moon combat. That was kino as fuck.
>digits
OUTSTANDING!
This. We need a prequel about the war
I've seen Alita 3 times at different theaters and have not seen a Cpt Marvel trailer yet.
In time, my boy. In time.
Alita is the most likable character I've seen lately and it's all I wanted to say. Good night.
The fact it ended.
What is the story on these. Are they a special promo release? fan art?
She was so beautiful even sparring alone in her room. No wonder Hugo always treated her kindly.
You should consider yourself lucky. It's pure unfiltered cringe.
>Alita was moved from Japan to Latin America
Jesus they didn't read the manga either, The Scrapyard was in the US midwest.
>the spirit
>an adaptation
yikes, thats some latent admitting right there
>How does having a wife and child and a background like that do a "disservice" to the actors? How did it negatively impact it in anyway? How was it not organic? How is wanting a similar emotional connection that he had to his daughter not being fleshed out emotionally? Please explain.
Because it does a disservice to everyone. Can Ido not bear fatherly love without a reference point? Kenshiro wrote him as being able to do so- and it was better than what was written in this movie. We need to see Ido as a man who can bear emotions- it paints him as who he is. Instead we were shown someone trying to fill their void. Did his child plotline advance the story- or did it take up valuable space? Why did Chiren exist? She was entirely superfluous, her motivations are mirrored in Hugo so why write her in? Once again, a waste of desperately needed time.
Official Chinese art posters.
>I feel
Woman detected
>Why did Chiren exist?
I'm off to bed.
Here's hoping she's going to make her way to my dreams this night.
Wish me luck and good night!
Good night user.
Hey guys with all the shit RT did, is it slightly possible we could see captain marvel overall in theatres do worst than alita?
I hope you vomit and inhale it.
Look at this dude.
>t-three and a half posts per person! This thread is AWFUL! AWFUL!
Same here. There is a poster in the hallway though.
8:45-9:06 for heart-crushing Rosa cuteness.
>gets an OP fighting body capable of destroying the strongest opponents in city
>decides to cuddle with that
Indeed. Alita is cute. CUTE.
Love you too dedicated shitposter! Night.
I noticed some lasers were purple, that’s got to be a terminator nod
Motorball will be expanded upon and a large focus of the sequel methinks. This film ends with Alita entering the big leagues and they hired Jai Cortney to play Jashugan that's a lot of money to dump on like a 30 second scene in this film. The plan my guess is to lock him in as billing star power for a sequel.
Ms. Marvel used to be so hot in that costume. Now they have poo in loo take up the mantle.
Nope, as much as it sucks Captain Marvel will make a billion dollars
Not a chance. I think by Marvel standards, it won't do that amazing, but it will definitely make more than Alita just because it's an overhyped Marvel movie. Why did Jim wait so long to get this made? If Alita came out in 2008, everyone would've been all fucking over the film, but times have changed and Americans now just lap up Marvel shit.
It's for sure going to flop HARD. Might affect Endgame, might not; but it will affect any future Captain Marvel movie Disney has planned.
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Rob has PEAK dad bod in this vid that's why he understands how to bring the daughterfu to life
The technology to make it did not exist back then.
>inb4 Cameron cinematic universe
ARRRGGGHHH I WANT A CRYBABY LATINA GF AAAAAAARGHHHH
Thankfully everyone overseas is digging it, but fucking Americans, man. They suck.
nice
Her body looks so exposed, please cover her up with a poncho.
Nice art and digits, but too sultry for the character for my taste
Holy shit, you're fucking autistic.
Lol fuck no. The RT shit will make the entire media fawn over it and turn it into a big cultural movement girls will all go see to spite neckbeards.
I wouldn't be surprised if most of this shit RT review bomb was pushed by Marvel marketing firms to begin with, because it sure as fuck worked with shitty ass Black Panther as well.
probably not, but the share holders would think it did when they don't get their expected 6 trillion.
>ywn get to tenderly hug Rosa for a job extremely well done.
This is one of my favorite movies of all time now. I'm not even meming. I love everything about it. I can't stop thinking about it. How did Robert and Jim do it?
Careful craftsmanship and years of dedicated work. If your waifu inspires you to do the same then go out there and create something great user.
What is it about righteous killers with mysterious pasts and their harmonicas?
Can someone reply these symbols for Ido typed in Chinese symbol text?
Comfy Bronson
>Alita has a working anus.
Didn't think Ido was a perv.
>arita action figure
nobody here is meming either. This movie was a an adrenaline shot. br2049 was the last movie I was this obsessed over. Different reasons but this is the much needed breath of fresh air in action movies. I used to not think much of Rob besides Dusk til Dawn but I have a newfound respect for his work. Cam is based and clearly kept in involved through the whole thing. It's truly a passion project and it shows and I think that bled into all of us now. Big shock, infectious positivity is actually kinda nice.
That Berserker body looks damn lickable.
>those thighs
>those toes
I like it.
i like dua lipa but i do not like this idea at all. no thank you
Yeah, this. So fucking sick of all the superheroes and Marvel movies. Been wanting a real action film for years. This film was straight out of the 80's and 90's.
There's alot of things that would make great toys.
>Barjack Playset complete with a Den that can be shifted from centaur to regular as well as the socket soldiers
>Granite Inn playset which features all of the demented attractions and body mod experiments. Nova not included
>Jovian legos
I really liked Alita but felt it had serious issues with not enough story arcs in the film and giving what was there way too much time to breathe. Its a shame because I love all the arcs in the manga, I just wish they'd have decided to put more then 1/5th of the manga plot in this movie to expand a bunch on what they didn't show and not have saved so much for sequels. I think thats the main thing killing Alita's sales. Its a minimal abstraction of what it could have been.
Love those cows.
Who's going to hot glue it first?
Those toes look like they'd break off super easily, or are going to be bent/misshapen when you buy the figure.
Where you getting these webms from brother? These are high quality. Only rip I have found is half this quality, and it slows down at parts.
Not the other user, but do you really think this board will get any better once they stop shilling this movie?
i need a Gunnm t shirt
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more fuel to the Rosa is our girl fire.
>fucking Americans, man. They suck.
Streaming services have their claws dug in too deep, at least here in southern Pennsylvania (but I suspect it the same for the entirety of the US). People around here would rather watch whatever garbage is on netflix than go to theaters to see new movies. Its kind of painful to see how streaming is killing movie theaters, especially when not even 10 years ago theater attendance was booming.
I used to be such an advocate for killing off theaters, but that was because it got infected with all the Marvel shit. Now here comes along Alita and I want theaters to be successful again. Shit like this movie is why theaters are made.
i want to go to the theatre but they only show it dubbed in spanish
>There's some staff work, kickboxing, a little bit of kung fu, Eagle Claw, Muay Thai,” she explains. “It's all really, really interesting, and I just didn't want to stop training. I got addicted to it. I love, love, love working out now.
Theaters need to renovate if they want people back, depending on your market. Having stadium seating isn't enough, you need better projectors and sound, and the new hotness is recliner seats. Shit is a game changer, no one can ever be all over you anymore because recliner spread people out. It also reduces the total number of people in the auditorium and forces reserve seating. Making you comfortable and less crowded by strangers makes the theater even more attractive.
Hot Toys are meant to be displayed not played with, pose it and leave it
Also, the face and hair on this one aren't a great likeness for a $250 figure but it's cool that the eyes are poseable
That sucks. I sat through DBS: Broly in English. Watching the Japanese trailer for Alita was also weird.
Streaming services are a part of the reason, but you have to blame the original marketing for this movie. The trailers were lambasted and mocked and memed from every corner of the internet for looking ridiculous and stupid. That immediately turned off many people (myself included). On top of this, you already have a glut of failed Western live action anime adaptations behind this that has removed any good will the American public has to the idea of a live action anime. Edge of Tomorrow was an anomaly, and it also was seen by most people as just another science fiction movie.
So months before the movie was even set to be released, people already hated it and swore off on it and if they talked about it at all, mocked it as that new pathetic anime movie with the girl with oversized eyes. It was *only* when it released when that whole idea was thrown out and people realized what they actually had on their hands. It was only after people here started praising it so much that I took a chance to see it, and I am happy to say I haven't regretted it and have been back 4 more times.
One last note, as for the actual movie, it's very sincere and straightforward (in a cheesy way) with its dialogue, and that is not something the general American public is used to anymore. We are all to jaded and cynical and steeped in irony to accept some of those lines (Stand in the presence of evil, give you my heart, most human girl, etc) at face value without some kind of self-aware quip to deflate that tension.
Not even theaters in general, but taking advantage of theaters pouring money into having IMAX and LieMAX screens.
well what's your excuse Yea Forums?
I agree. It's unfortunate that all it took was the internet's meta culture and other shitty films to smear the good image of the film. I mean, they could've doubled down on marketing in America, but I guess they figured it was better saved for overseas. To be honest, the fact it's doing as good as it is, even the states, is already a little unexpected. People expected it to fucking bomb, like Mortal Engines or Ghost In The Shell, but actually, it will make a little bit of money in the US, albeit not a lot, but at the end of it's run, it won't be considered a flop at all, and that's a big success really.
I can't wait for the home release because I really, really want to know why they didn't just use the actresses' face unedited and why they spent so much effort on something they knew was going to put people off the movie.
Bruh movies are expensive
And then people will ask why I'm going to see the same movie 23 times
how are 4D theatres are they worth it or its just a meme?
People that are put off by the animation are retarded.
Why they did it I would guess is so regardless of how many sequels come out over the years they can consistently animate Alita to be the same age/look instead of a progressively getting older actor passing their prime.
GitS in the Shell wasn't even that bad, it's a shame.
It definitely fared worse with critics and audiences. Alita actually has great word of mouth, but GITS didn't really have any.
I'm assuming here, but the reasons I can see would be:
>Alita's whole body was already going to be CG, so might as well top off the face as well (the other cyborgs, with the exception of Zapan, still looked slightly weird with their actual face over a CG body)
>To keep with her manga/anime origins
>Because Cameron knew from Avatar the principle of big eyes giving characters an openness and emotional naivety and innocence about them
>To differentiate the Martians (since the ones we see all have big eyes, skeletons on the URM ship included)
And on a opinion level >because they look cute as hell, I seriously can't imagine Alita without them.
Also, Rosa is 33. Nothing against her or her age, but that's a tad bit too old for Alita being a teenager and all. But Rosa was also key to bringing Alita to life, as she is really good at expressing emotions with her face. And her voice also sells it too.
Only chinks loved it.
>future billionaire
Um maybe because I'm not a future billionaire? I only have so much McBucks. I'm trying to save up money to go back to college, too.
>4D theater
what? They warp spacetime or what?
No they didn't. It only made 29 million in China, total. Alita made more than double that in in 3 days.
He's pretty fit desu
I finally saw this movie today, because seeing Alita General threads for weeks now on this board finally got to me. I was one of those people who first saw the trailer months ago, thought it was mostly shit, and crossed this movie off as a lame cash grab or otherwise uninspired anime-to-live-action type of film that would be forgotten about a week after it came out.
Man, was I fucking wrong. I find myself really thinking this may be one of the best movies I will see this year. I want to go see it again, and I want to own it on blu-ray, something I RARELY do anymore.
You guys shouldn't have meme'd it so hard, I didn't know it was legitimately a well made film with heart.
>Alita being a teenager
She's several centuries your senior, son.
Same here man, i'll never doubt Cameron ever again
>spoiler
I see what you did there.
Which means it's all legal and above board. Ha ha
But you know what I mean, her cyborg face was to be that of a teen girl's.
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Why are there so many shills larping as locals?
>You guys shouldn't have meme'd it so hard
But you watched it because of us memeing it, user.
Her shell was hundreds of years old, but her core was suspended at a teenage age.
Because the movie cost over 700 million, 60% of which went towards hired shills.
I will literally take a picture of my ticket stub, faggot. And no other results? Dunno how, I got that picture from the internet obv.
You're not wrong, but if yall had just hammered home how good it was, I would have as well. This board has done that to me before.
Either way, I'm glad I took the dive.
Next your going to tell me someone posting green lex makes them a tourist because no one has ever posted it outside of this site.
Maybe.
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We did. It became a mixture of waifufagging and discussion, but there sure was discussion.
I wish we could about the actual manga.
Fair enough. Although I gotta be frank, all I ever saw was waifu discussion and it was enough to sell me anyway.
How good is the manga? I'm interested in the source material now, since it's got to be even better, right?
>he's still doing it
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NEW THREAD:
Speaking of streaming services and the home release, I wanted to add that I cannot wait for it to drop finally on Netflix/Prime/Hulu/whatever. Not because I wanna see it again (I'm getting the BD of course), but because I feel this movie will be vindicated then. Your average viewer will likely check it out at some point, in the comfort of their own home at their own pace and realize how good this movie actually was.
I'm hoping that will generate legitimate hype for the sequel. And at that point, it falls squarely on Cameron and his team to not fuck up and go above and beyond this movie. Should he do that, this series place will be cemented for sure.
4D only makes sense if it's some kind of theme part attraction ride. Otherwise I imagine it's just a gimmicky nuisance. Recliners and IMAX are the future of theater experience.
that sounds like a terrible idea. I go to the movies to have a comfy time.
Some parts of last order were pretty dope. Shame they can't adapt without turning the show into DB evolution.
Manga is darker. More violence, overall more misery but other than that it's a relatively straight adaptation tone-wise. I started reading it after seeing the movie and actually liked some things better in the movie but it's so far been an enjoyable read.
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It’s japanese katakana script
We could still do that. Though there really isn't much to discuss seeing how Kishiro just wants to write about loli adventures right now.
Personally, I'd like a story that takes Alita into Venus just to see the strangeness.
What if someone farts? Does the stench get blown to everyone else in the theater? Do they regularly clean the water sprays so you don't end up getting e coli blown into your eyes?