/ABAG/ Alita: Battle Angel General #56

This is thread is for discussion of Alita: Battle Angel.

Trailers
youtube.com/watch?v=mkZsFiVQQsk
youtube.com/watch?v=w7pYhpJaJW8

Rotten Tomatoes - Critics 59% Audience 94%
rottentomatoes.com/m/alita_battle_angel
IMDB - 7.6/10
imdb.com/title/tt0437086/

Production Cost and Box Office Sales Numbers
boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=alita.htm

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Is Digital 3D on fandango the same as IMAX 3D?

Reminder to the lurkers. Yea Forums DOES NOT like this pleb trash
the cycle is never wrong
>plebs come to Yea Forums to talk about it and spew their optimistic and positive opinions about it
>the patrician regular posters either wait for for the rip or are in the minority
>the plebs leave because they have other boards to shitpost on
>all that's left are the regular Yea Forums posters
>they usually hate it since movies like this tend to be shit

*nom*

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No, digital 3D is RealD trash.

why come China gets all the cool advertising?
why come Amerifats are so stupid and fat?

Can't wait to go to sleep tonight and dream about Alita bros
Have you dreamed about Alita?

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IT'S OVER GUYS
CAPTAIN MARVEL WON

i watched this shit and i could fix it in 5 seconds

remove hugo rugo or w/e his name was

LEWD ALITA

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After I first saw it I had motorball dream where I was a speeding around the track. Alita wasn't in it as far as I remember but I wish she was.

Ok Yea Forums I finally watched this meme movie and I have to say it was pretty good

Every. Single. Night.
I've slept better these 2 weeks than I have in years.

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>You love me? then prove it, come watch my movie again

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Where's the user that exposes this fraud in every thread, I love that guy

ye but for some reason she was taller than me (im 190cm tall) and also she wanted to become a man

I wonder what that means

I mean yeah. It's gonna be another generic origin movie, but it's gonna blow this out of the water financially

NO user! NOOOOOOOOO!

repostan some based Yea Forumsnon's art
>tfw can't do art myself

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I'm doing it guys.
On Thursday, I'm taking an hour drive to Davenport and watching IMAX for the first time.
For Alita.

But Alita, I watched your movie 30 mins ago

According to an interview he made the eyes, also the CGI tech is from his company.

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oh god

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HEALED BY ARITA

just started reading alita last order, how is jim so based?

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I envy you, seeing Alita in IMAX for the 1st time is something you wont soon forget.

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Her eyes are fucking gorgeous

DELETE THIS. Alita is for hugs and cuddles

N-no..
I dreamed about the god damn wasteland and some random cyborg punks instead. So close yet so far.
I hope she makes it to my dreams this night.
Then again if I do dream of her, it might be too painful to wake up and realize she's not here.

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HEALED !

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>a lot higher density of force feedback
>texture sensors

I'm a little lost with the whole matinee thing. Why can't they just say "adult / normal" tickets?

Cameron spent 20 years making his waifu a reality.

Dreams do come true.

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Do I want the B and C rows, or the middle, or the back?

>you're saying you could have started watching my movie again during the last 30 minutes and you havent?!

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...

Should I see it again in 3D?

Okay guys, going again tomorrow morning, but this time, my first seeing it in IMAX 3D. I NEED to see it like this before it goes out of theaters. I've already seen it four times, but each just in regular. I didn't have the money. Can not fucking wait to experience this.

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I remember I helped Alita btfo vector but before he died he told me I would bleed black cock
Then I was about to smooch Alita but I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth first and make sure I was good enough for her but I stalled too much and ended up waking up before I could kiss her
I'm so fucking lonely and horny AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Reminder that Passion of the Christ is capeshit.

Do it user. It's beyond worth it. Going for the third time at my IMAX tomorrow.

Also the last time. It gets bumped out for Free Solo this weekend. :(

>HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW YOU"LL WAKE UP NEXT TO ALITA AND SEE HER EYES OPEN LOVINGLY INTERLINKED
INTERLINKED

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Here there isn't matinee pricing for IMAX tickets. It's as you say just Adult (or senior/kid)

With all the people going to rewatch it on the internet, you'd think this movie would still be making money.

Wait, should I have selected Senior instead?
It's Mantinee or Senior

No joke it's the best 3d movie ever made. You're gonna have a great time.

>Sechs killed her too.

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Since we all know it’s the same five or six people making over thirty posts each in every one of these threads...

The only good CGI is CGI that does not look like CGI.

Furthermore, every bit of detail and intricacy is irrelevant, as the movie is objectively less detailed and intricate than the manga. While at the same time having weaker writing.

No, unless you're a senior (65+) you should pick matinee.

WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED *3 times*
God her love for Hugo is so heartbreaking, I wish I was a pathetic spic just one time in my life.

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>"Thank you...for saving me"

youtube.com/watch?v=rcLsY5_aSD8

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>is so new he doesn't even know you can check the amount of posters in a thread
hahaha

>that scene
Nononono

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Yes. 90% of posters make maybe one or two posts and leave once the 5-6 reveal themselves as being uninterested in any discussion and hostile to any criticism.

>The only good CGI is CGI that does not look like CGI.
And that's exactly what it was for a fucking change.

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>tfw pathetic spic but no Alita gf
YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BASELINE

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Oh no...oh no no no...

What PS3 game is this?

>this doesn’t look like CGI because bad CGI exists!!

... imagine being so autistic you’d think this was a compelling argument.

>braps in your mouth
You like that?
>squeezes out a shit into your mouth
You like that lil Donnie?
>lather myself in my own shit and piss all over my entire body
YOU LIKE THAT LIL user!? Hahahaha got you motherfucker. Brappppppoopppooooo sneed hahahaha

>wakes up to ABA #56

What a time to be alive boys

Hows everyone feeling?

DELET

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No but she was referenced.

I acknowledge your shitpost in response to objective fact.

Convincing some coworkers to go see it right now.

Hold on tho... Was this better than avatar? cuz avatar was boring af...

Avatar’s writing was a lot cleaner, to say the least. As alita is a total mess.

Seen the movie several times and it's legitimately a fun movie aside from how Hugo is represented and two scenes in particular, the kiss scene and the apartment scene. Not for Alita's dialogue, but for how Hugo was bungled.
It felt like the Hugo casting and writing was mandated by the studio, he even had a sexy shirtless scene, where he should have been presented as a younger, scrawnier kid someone like Finn Wolfhard or even Tom Holland. Seeing it several times also just really made me realise how fucking atrocious whoever they got to be Hugo's acting is.

Do NOT question ALITA.

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>Thank you

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A little nervous. Keep tracking the box office and I'm counting on that 400 to 450 final number. I can rest easy once it hits that sometime next week. Other than that, broken. Alita is so good, it makes all other films look like shit.

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DON'T PICK THE BACK
Unless you want to waste 20 some bucks.

on rewatch the final hugo scenes were the most impactful

>what did you do?!
>i'd give my life for his if i could
>we'd be on the run forever! together!
>i'm gonna pull you up slowly!
>thanks for saving me

Yikes!

And what was your argument again ? What "looks like CGI" in Alita ?

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oh GOD that's so hot

i cri

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Congratulations! Due to a reality tear you get to meet Alita the character herself! In her own world! Great!

But the first song that plays here (vip.aersia.net/) will be your theme song.

it plays every time you're near her.

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>when you realize just how much hugo meant to her and how much pain she was in losing him
>tfw you will never have someone care about losing you that much

Cameron can go to hell, i could've lived without this shit in my life.

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She is so fucking pretty godammit

>be me
>look up rosa Salazar's titties
>I now know what alita bobs look like
later virgins.

90% of those is Disney shit and have terrible effects. Really makes you think.

DAMN YOU

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I DO NOT STAND BY IN THE PRESENCE OF FUNGUS

You think you would be the one to own an ALITA? ALITA is the one who owns you.

>"Come on user... let's cuddle already... do you want me to force you again?"

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I had a crush on Rosa since Maze Runner, but threatening to make up abuse stories is really shit. This woman is older than me for god's sake.

Time to find another Hollywaifu I guess.

>this thing won Oscars and my Alita is struggling to get a sequel
I want off this planet

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Fuck, don't do this to me.

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Yes, you should.

>What "looks like CGI" in Alita ?
Yes.

It’s easier to list what doesn’t. And what doesn’t is Edward Norton and Christopher waltz (occasionally).

AHHHHHHHH

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the case was dismissed by the judge. It was probably horse shit made up by her literal who bf

I went for the modest H row, did I do bad?

lol imagine her forcing you to smell her feet lol

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL, LOOKIE WHAT I FOUND BOYS

I'm fucking getting it

etsy.com/listing/669462028/ready-to-ship-handmade-stuffie-mushroom

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She is probably afraid of the wall since she is 30 plus already and nothing.

Maybe doing a movie featuring a cute and awkward teenage love story might have made her situation worse.

Kinda sad about her though, maybe not being so crazy would work for her.

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oH MY GODDDD

>"Can a human love a cyborg?"
Was Cameron talking to us? Is this the same meta level as "every kid in the world will know his name" in Harry Potter?

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>tfw no yandere Alita gf

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>fungus will be BTFO by a girl with nice feet
pottery

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>believing everything you read

>110582099
This is truly the greatest timeline

>And what doesn’t is Edward Norton and Christopher waltz (occasionally).
lol what ? Does that look "bad " CGI to you ?

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>$45
GODDAMN IT I WANT IT

holy shit, 6 of them in the last 20 hours. So many generals

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zapan is such a douchebag
Even his design is the future version of tribal tattoos

does she have nice feet? we need better pics, perhaps a comparison photo

I'm gonna have a productive day before watching Alita one last time tonight. Going out for a drink with my dad beforehand should be a great evening.

I've just convinced my entire family tree to go see the film, all my uncles, aunts, etc. are going to see it. Feels good.

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Starting to feel like mission accomplished, bros.

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It’s a head on a stick in front of a CGI model that looks like CGI that is trying to be realistic. Thus, bag CGI.

I liked Zapan. I wish I were like him.

It is getting there. All we need is another 150 million MINIMUM from worldwide, all countries, and we are home free. Anything after will be awesome to get.

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Is reserved seating a commitment if no one else is in the theater?

>bag cgi
Hahahaha look at this DOOD this nigga can't even spell

I actually like Movie Alita more than Manga Alita. Alita, aside from very few cute moments, turns into a straight bitch cunt after Hugos' death. I ope they preserve BA's Alita in future films.

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That was the point I think. He's a low level narcissist.

If no one else is there, it doesn't matter. I wish more theaters were first come first serve when it came to seating.

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Does good CGI exist?

Nope. Feel free to sit wherever.

They will. They also changed Ido to be more sympathetic to how he was in the manga. While it may not capture exactly the tone, I prefer it somewhat.

someone post the wojack edit of this

As long as you're not too far back, otherwise the 3d doesn't pop out as well.

You are just dishonest seriously. If you think this is bad then nothing ever made satisfied you.

Something like that would totally end up happening between her and Hugo, he even said that some men feel bothered about having a girl that is way stronger than them, to which she replied: "Well... just make sure you don't get me mad"

>"Hey user, got a few oranges and chocolate for our movie night...and no trying to run from it again! Don't like restraining you but I will if I need to"

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>Hugo

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Rosa Salazar has very cute and tiny feet.

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hahahahhahaha it's not like I really really want the Alita life size model to take home with me or anything hahaha

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Imagine if she broke your arms and legs so you couldn't live without her?

Just finished the movie. Didnt like it. The trailer was better. Honestly just fell flat. I did really like the girl and thought she was cool, but it just felt....too transformers and i hate those movies. I wish they went a move martial arts route.

Figure got the happy ending he deserves. Also, would you read a SOL involving these two starting a family either in space or Earth?

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Is that guy based? I want ALITA to love again so she can smile, but I want the guys to treat her right and deserve her.

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That is Rosa Salazar's level of LOVE.

He is a good boy and a chad lad.
Fight cyborgs with bare hands.

who hurt you user?

figure four's...figure is GOALS

Figure is a very upstanding guy even while losing an arm. He's good for Alita.

Wouldn't it be cool if it was fully posable?

>Figure got the happy ending he deserves
He deserved prime loli gally. Not old and busted gally.

Reminder Alita never stops loving Hugo. He is the one she thinks about the strongest near her death.

zodiac is a good example of good CGI. br'49 has some good CGI and a whole fucking lot of bad CGI.

Plenty of fights had a martial arts tone. Smart fighting. From using spider cyborg girls momentum against her in the alley. To going after Grewishka's shoulder weakspot in both fights (which doesn't work in the 2nd one).
This movie was nothing like transformers except that there are big robots in the motorball scenes.

He is boring.

watching it tonight too, have fun bro

It is bad because it looks like CGI. Everyone in this thread, on this board, should be old enough to have seen so much CGI that CGI fails to impress.

Post some screens for reference. i want to see what you think is good and bad.

Not him but the best fighting move in the whole movie was the air drop kick on grewishka at the beginning with the flashback, just the way the camera is angled and how she yells and the sound design and it reminds me of the ending in Spacegodzilla where there's random blue beams shooting out of him before he fires, there should be some audio-visual umph to attacks and blows.

Based James Cameron hates award shows and thinks people don't take them seriously.

youtu.be/JoqBlEBpg9s?t=303

>tfw a 1:1 ALITA figure

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You realize you're just confessing that you haven't been on this board long enough to have seen all the "behind the scenes" webms of zodiac and br'49, right?

Correction, he thinks people don't take science fiction film seriously as human stories.

Just post the fucking pictures, man.

ok i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna go see alita tomorrow afternoon by myself.

Or you could just google it. You'd do that if your goal wasn't to drive as many posts-per-minute to these threads as possible.

You brought it up. You provide the pictures.

Does the manga ever show what things look like from Alita's POV? Like, does she just see things the same as a regular human or does she see into IR/UV spectra or have some kind of tactical overlay like Jensen and the Terminator?

Even this was debate club, I'd only need to source if the evidence wasn't readily apparent or easily accessible.

Also, since i have no interest in flooding these shill threads with replies, your insistence that I do just further betrays that you only have on interest in continuing to post in these threads.

Well, ok then. You could have just posted the pictures.

Anyone have that screencap of the guy who said he'd eat an Alita blu-ray?

I remember seeing the trailers and thinking this movie was gonna be absolute shit.

I'm glad you bros convinced me to watch it, movie was fun af and now I want to know more about Battle Angel Alita.

Stick with Eisenstein and Melies then... You're just here to shit on something you don't like for personal reasons, but CGI use in this case is clearly a bad reason to dislike the movie.

It shifts to her pov a couple of times (once in the rushed ending to the original run, another time at the start of LO) with nothing to indicate her perceptions are augmented in any way.

>Also, since i have no interest in flooding these shill threads with replies
>made at least 5+ replies to one guy
>they're not sending their best

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Reminder that Jim was one of the closest human beans ever to the Earth's core.

okay then, you could've just not given away the fact you only started coming here as a paid shill.

>Also, since i have no interest in flooding these shill threads with replies
wow what happened to that?

The worst was Hugo trying to tell his crew he was done with them and getting out of the business. I was literally shaking my head in the theatre at how bad his line delivery was.

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First time watching it? We'll be waiting for you right here as you come back a changed man.

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>You're just here to shit on something you don't like for personal reasons
This is hilarious coming from one of five or six shills who constantly spam about how great this movie is... for entirely personal reasons completely unrelated to it's quality.

Also everyone can see the fact that, during the day (prime time) you spam about how you either saw it with your GF or got a GF from it or got the courage to get a GF by watching it, then once the sun goes down, its all about your daddies.

Facts being, its a bad movie and the shilling is not only painfully obvious, but pain inducing.

Would pic related make a cameo in the sequel?

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Why does this film upset you?

Cool dream! Did you win?

ALITA is like cocaine, but it warms your heart instead of getting you fucked up.

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Hopefully these boys too.

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I'm proud of you user

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the film isn't the problem, its all the obvious shilling.

who the fuck keeps making these gay threads bitch is ugly and as much as you incels hate to think about it NOT REAL

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According to Cameron here, he'd love to keep living in this world for another few films, but it'll come down to if they make ANY money or not. I'd really like to know what his bar is for profit. We know Fox's, but I wonder what his standard is.

youtu.be/nwQlT_cxF0s?t=86

you should see it though
in IMAX 3d preferably

Unless he's legitimately retarded (like you) then his bar for profit is recouping the production and marketing budget.

Show us on the plushy where Alita touched you user.

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You're bothered by the happiness of others?

Imagine being in a Alita general 24/7 but at the same time hate Alita Battle Angel. That's some straight up tsundere shit right there.

No one should pay money to see this trash.

>If he's legitimately retarded (like you)
Why thank you, good sir.

imagine being so delusional that you interpret all criticism as being either from one person or from a literal conspiracy orchestrated by disney.

oh wait, you don't.

yeah first time, i'm nervous that i hyped myself up too much and it won't live up to my expectations though

I think this guy is repressing some thoughts about Alita. It's okay sir, we all love her too, no need to be ashamed.

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TOASTY ROASTIE

sure, if your happiness is a result of getting paid to shitpost.

Not sure, this was my 1st one, I saw the other was on page 10. And I'd do it again.

Ah, I see what this is about now, kekeke, you're jealous that you're not getting paid for posting on Yea Forums. hahaha.

How are girls enjoying ALITA? Everytime I go they go "awwww" when something cute happens with Hugo and her, looks like they liked it but didn't want the romance to end.

Neither did I... I want ALITA to smile bros

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they really really really want the (mexican) incel audience though. It's basically their only positive reacting demographic.

>he says with a straight face while looking into a mirror

Or I've never liked how marketers conspire to turn the whole of reality to to a gigantic commercial.

saw this again (6xnow) with a bud. I'm glad our movement grows stronger each thread. #56 to 100 and beyond, home slices.

>he is still here
Seek help, man.

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Hey, good point. What have you done to change that?

Those are some THICC as fuck thighs.

Of the two girls I've talked with about the movie, both actually liked Hugo and the romance, and were sad that he died at the end. But also both thought it was all too fast paced.

at
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Yea Forums
is
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Um, can I just ask something?

WHY IS CHINA TREATED WITH SO MUCH MORE RESPECT THAN AMERICANS?

China just released these official paintings emulating War Gods, using traditional Chinese drawing techniques. There's like four of these.

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I think I'm gonna go see this Thursday

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We are gonna get to 100 so that one user will eat the ALITA BATTLE ANGEL BluRay.

And shut up you roasty.

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yo mouseshills, what's 4channel's shill priority?where do we rank?

More than someone who is literally paid to infest online communities with shilling.

Here's another one. I fucking hate America. China is so lucky.

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That is fucking sick

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Tell me your accomplishments. I'm dying to know. You sound upstanding.

kino

Because its a huge market with low standards. Western audiences are fizzling hardcore since the internet went mainstream.

And there's more. I'm still coming.

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If you have watched the OVA, then go in with the expectations of seeing basically the same thing with some extra stuff added from the manga.
Sure it's not some kind of a holy grail of cinema and it has problems, but the CGI is great and the action scenes good. Not to mention so far it's the best manga or anime adaptation we have seen from Hollywood so far.
And obviously the girl that's god damn adorable and best of all she can act.

Bane?

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AND ANOTHER ONE

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I see what you're doing, but you don't seem to realize all you're really doing is exposing yourself as a paid shill.

It's a great movie, don't be nervious and overthink it, it will live up to your expectations because it's a great movie.

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kekek what am I doing? Aren't you supposed to be exposing me? Tell the rest of the thread what I'm doing.

>when marketers commission "fan art" to make it seem like there's a huge following for flops

...

I think this one is my favourite

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Because America has become a place for capeshit lovers with heavy feminist views.

Just came back from seeing it in IMAX the second time, fourth time in total. I think I figured out why I love this movie so much. Based Jim set the bar with Avatar and very few movies even try to meet it. All this capeshit, while I enjoy some of it, feels like they've tricked me into thinking the bar was much lower than what Cameron set it to. I really haven't been this entertained in years. The script is so tight, the world so vibrant and the characters so lovable that it puts movies that are a full 60 min longer to shame. How the fuck did they trick us into thinking The Force Awakens was a good movie?

Tweet from James Cameron:
>The wait is finally over. It feels almost surreal to say that you can now all see @AlitaMovie at your local joint.
>When you see how big a heart Alita has, what she stands for, and how she majorly kicks ass, you’re going to fall in love with her the way I have.

James Fucking CAMERON, director of the two highest grossing movies of all time, and this was literally his waifu vision put to life. I'm not that crazy over the movie like some people in here, but it was 100% honestly the best looking CG/ 3D i've ever seen

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You sound pretty triggered, user. Do you need to go see Alita again?

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its an aggressively mediocre movie that shaves off all the unique bits from the manga and repackages them into a very westernized container, all while rushing through whatever material they decided to adapt.

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There were 2 girls sitting in front of me, 13/14 years old, and they went EEW when Alita and Hugo kissed. So cute.

I truly do love all the trolls who are constantly in here calling Alita trash, they keep bumping the thread and generating more discussion for us. A genuine thumbs up to trolls to keep posting, when we reach general #100 we will have you to thank

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too bad about how he handed direction off to a zero-talent spic who's never made a good movie, right?

Fuckin cool, man.

We need more Alita art.

How not to want to protect that happiness? It is impossible.

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If they were trolls they would be trying to make you upset.

The fact is, it is trash. The visuals are weak, the writing is garbage and no amount of spamming will ever change that. Then every time you meme someone into shelling out money for this trash, they're going to be pissed, mostly at themselves, for thinking Yea Forums wasn't totally stuffed with paid marketing.

it's a small thing, but I'm beyond happy the Alita crowd is so friendly with the BR2049 crowd. It's a good feel.

>it's all or nothing. This is who I am.
kills me each time.

It's almost like they knew most burgers got shit taste.

Do it, it's worth seeing in the theater.

Yeah that was my only complaint about the movie. You get so absorbed in the movie, that 2 hours comes and goes and you're sitting there wishing it could go on for another few.

What is truly crazy is that a guy like that has a waifu. Waifus truly transcend all barriers. They're universal to the nature of men.

They only said they will go see it to shut up your autistic ass, user. They aren't actually going to.

I'm really thinking what could they have done differently that would improve the burger numbers and wouldn't decrease the quality of the movie? Could it really just be that americans are genuinly cucked? Remember that black panther made completely unprecedented 700mil in the states and 650 outside

Dont be nervous friend. Enjoy the comfiness of iron city generals. Reminder when you look at the rest of Yea Forums , its a fucking cesspool of pedo, sjw, blacked /pol/ shit. This is the place to be.

>ywn protect that smile
Not that it needs my protection, but still...

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Where the FUCK can I buy these posters? Or ANY of the Chinese posters for that matter? All I can find are the shitty American ones.

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>It's all or nothing with me user.
>This is who I am.

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>pedo
>bad

You seem really upset, sir. How about a couple tickets to Alita, on the house?

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How does it feel to protect the smile of someone you love? Cells.

>*shakes*
>"I love it!"

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Unironically I believe this is the case. They knew Burgers wouldn't give a fuck about a Sci-Fi flick.
They're obviously not wasting marketing budget there.
I'm certain that they pumped a lot more money into Chink advertising than on the American market.

This. /abag/ and /cun/ are the best threads on the whole board.

The movie's pretty much completely different from the manga, but I like both on their own. Curious to see which direction they'll take it beyond the first movie if they actually get the chance, because frankly I don't see them doing much aside from cherrypicking a few characters after the motorball arc.

Me on the center.

They already went and saw it, so, ha.

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>The visuals are weak
>James Cameron production
>Bill Pope
>Weta
you really don't have a clue buddy

Women have inspired men since pre history.
Alita was one of Cameron's muses, the inspirational goddesses of science and the arts.

FUCK YOUR MERCY

>it's a small thing, but I'm beyond happy the Alita crowd is so friendly with the BR2049 crowd. It's a good feel.
Good taste crosses the universes.

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I mean, the fact it's US box office is actually identical to BR2049 says something.

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It's just too easy! Come on user, quit fooling yourself and buy a couple of tickets to my movie to see what all the fuss is about. You won't regret it.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIVE HUGO BF
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It’s funny that we have a deidicate troll in this thread constantly telling us that the movie is trash and we should feel bad for liking it. What a pathetic loser he is. His life is shit and now he wants everyong else to feel the same way.

>I'm certain that they pumped a lot more money into Chink advertising than on the American market.
Did Cameron even showed up at US premieres ?

We really should start Rob posting on top of Jim. He is the man who directed the film. If it wasn't for him pushing to direct it, it wouldn't have been made.
What do you have to say to this man for bringing a literal waifu to life?

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We all want to protect that innocent smile goslingposter.
She touches the hearts of all who see her.

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This was one of the weakest lines in the film, like they threw it in just for the southpark-tier f-bomb counter.
"Stand by" was cheesy, like the rest of the film, but powerful because of how well it fit with her character. "Fuck your mercy" just felt contrived.

There is no such thing as too much hype for this film

Naw bro. Pedo shit is just weird man. Do not ruin alita generals with that trash

That might hold some weight were you not a literal paid shill.

As it is always hilarious to see people who are literally paid (pennies) to mindlessly spam online communities with garbage.

Hey I'm a firm believer of separate but equal, my man. Each contained to their own, as it should be. Don't you worry your little head.

Remember we need to keep it alive for this guy

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its literally the exact same tasteless plebs though.

Oh, we're going to push for 1000. Until we get to the sequel.

I personally bought something like 25 tickets when it was in theaters.

I liked Johnson more than Gosling honestly

its funny to think about how the flop is already in, so these threads will just be nothing but five or six people spamming the same bullshit at eachother mindlessly for another 13,000 posts. Hell, even the paid shills are going to ditch sometime this week.

Did he do anything wrong?

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I have no idea. At least I haven't seen any articles about that, where as he's happily prancing around in China in that recent one.
I don't really like the implications of certain genres failing in the US, because this might mean that Asia and the rest of the world gets a more diverse movie market, where as burgers might be left only with Hollywood approved capeshit,nigs and feminist crap.
I mean why even bother with the US if they're barely going to cover the marketing costs. Hell it's probably the most expensive place to market in to begin with.

That's nothing. I bought out an entire imax3D auditorium so I could see it alone.

Which was only one ticket, because they only sold one ticket for that showing, but hey.

Because he died TWICE ?

They're two sides to the same coin. Both protagonists suffer immensely and yet, they provide a split. BR2049 is the world as you see it when it's worst. Grim, uncaring, unloving. The world of Alita is the world which you want to to be. Where struggle is rewarded. Where the pure of spirit rise to the adoration of those around them. Neither is true to life, but they're both equally important to remember.

also the nuclear strength of the key waifus in both films helps

Butchered the manga, hack writing, terrible costume design, Rodriguez Mexicanized The Scrapyard into "Iron City", cut out all the gritty realism. Traded real blood for blue blood. Cut out the entire motorball storyline. Cut out numerous character arcs. Glad it bombed.

He was at the U.S. premiere, but they clearly invested way more in to the Chinese marketing.

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Finally got around to seeing it. I loved it.

How tiny is Landau?

What's the motive behind posting like this?

>shill posting pasta
Gee, that's a new one

The world needs plebs who gobble up by-the-numbers hollywood crap user, glad you found your niche

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
thank you RR. I know you're the unsung hero but you knew that going in. Hails.

YES

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Gracias Roberto!

>this might mean
I have bad news for you user... Of course it means the rest of the world gets a more diverse maket. To begin with we have Hollywood + local movies. When was the last time you watched a German movie ?

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>plebs
Confirmed for insecure dicklet

But Captain Marvel isn't out yet

>gritty realism

Way to 80's, dude! Like totally back to Terminator!

>When was the last time you watched a German movie ?
Where do you think you are?

It means the dawn of the age of animekino.

(he has a point)

You're welcome.
Where is my pajama btw ?

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Of course local markets are already a thing, but what I mean is that even the stuff made by the bigger names might be straight up aimed for foreign market rather than get an American release.
Hope this is the case.

Just got back from number 7, every time I've seen it by myself. It's the only way to do it, no distractions

>When was the last time you watched a German movie?
7 weeks ago, I think.
t. German

just got back from seeing it (for the first time) in 3d. Thought it was great, and I usually find blockbuster-type movies boring (haven't watched any capeshit since the first avengers movie). Going to see it again this weekend in IMAX.

>ywn have a qt 3.14 gf with giant kawaii uguu eyes

IMAX matinee is wide open for tomorrow. I might be alone.

Totally like r e a l i t y. No wonder you fags hate it, you all want a waifu simulator, not a realistic story with 3 dimensional characters who grow.
It was fucking hilarious seeing Doc Ido wearing scrubs and Lands End jackets. There wasn't a true "bad guy" in manga, everyone was human with humanity injected into them, but Rodriguez turns everyone into either good or bad with no depth. This was a movie made for children.

Saw it for the first time tonight and loved it. Thanks for not letting me down, bros, and Alita.

>he reposts marketing copy

FRESH
FRESH

It's called an adaptation you fucking idiot. You can't adapt a nine volume EPISODIC manga series into a coherent movie trilogy without giving it some kind of overarching plot. More than that, the movie pulled information from throughout the manga - Kishiro made stuff up on the fly as necessary.

Go fuck yourself, pepe

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No one was black or white, you buffoon.

On top of that, Alita had very clear growth and a character arc, that was almost too fucking obvious. Did you miss her being born into Ido's daughter's body, followed by being reborn as a more capable and mature young women in her berserker body for instance? Punctuated by how she carried herself throughout?

My only solace was believing anime girls would look stupid irl. But Jim proved us wrong. Now there's no reason to keep going

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Not being Jewish enough to get away with it

rosa salazar looks 100% mexican in this pic

Jim opened up a whole new world. I have more of a reason to keep going.

>Mexican
>incel
For a “progressive” group, you guys sure are bigoted. What word are you going to add next? Here’s a few to suggest:
-fat
-short
-lanky
-deformed

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>Zapan goes from tortured man who accidentally kills his girlfriend who goes insane to 1 dimensional egotistical ass
>Makaku goes from tragic villian driven by pain and angish to ??? lackey
>Vector goes from calculating businessman to low level lackey of "big bad" Nova
>Desty Nova now lives in Zalem and is somehow responsible for everything