I like the color palette of this movie and what we've seen from the trailers. I'll probably like this.
David Ramirez
I've already preordered 5 tickets: one for every beta male TSA agent that's ever hit on me.
Joshua Baker
you and the other sjws
Wyatt Campbell
didn't she say that this isnt for males? are you a fucking tranny then? i grew up from capeshit around iron man 3, so it doesn't bother me anymore
Carter Watson
one time a TSA agent said that I have a very pretty name. To live life as a person with a pretty name is to constantly live on the defensive.
Julian Martin
I've seen every MCU film and loved most of them.
I'm not going to see CM. Not because I'm alt right, but because Carol Danvers is a lame character, I didn't like the trailer, and Brie Larson has the charisma of a potato.
Jace Wright
Okay have fun
Parker Myers
I’ve seen most of the MCU, but not the Thors or Antmans and I won’t be watching this either
Has nothing to do with women, just saw Alita last weekend and enjoyed it; this just looks really bad even for Marvel, and I say that as a big fan of Jude Law
Samuel Harris
>op >falling for outrage marketing Marketing is turning the internet into a shithole.
Isaac Howard
>sees reddit spacing I hope you and your wife's son have a good time there OP
Bentley Edwards
What's your name?
Matthew Torres
>watching anything from the MCU >inb4 DC fanboy >watching capeshit at all
David Martinez
Are there actual people in this world that have watched every MCU movie? I saw the Ironman trilogy as they came out, two avengers movies and that was enough for me. Comic book movies should always be rated R so that there's blood, more destruction and they can swear if they want to.
Henry Peterson
just received a message from my normie Marvel fanboy friend telling me he was going to pass on Captain Marvel told him I didn't mind feels good man
Bentley Jackson
Yes, my co-worker has seen each multiple times. He's also 300+ pounds and has two shelves full of funko-pop dolls.
Kevin Martin
Based
Connor Rivera
I dont see any excessive ridicule over it. All this "controversy" is entirely engineered cus its easy marketing to sjws.
William Morales
I've seen em all, even the clunkers like IM2, Thor2, etc.
No interest in seeing this one though.
Aaron Sullivan
>Comic book movies should always be rated R Right so they can sell more toys to all the manchildren with jobs.
Nicholas Mitchell
>dolls They’re figurines.
Jonathan Brooks
>comic book movies should be R cause they should have blood and bad words
Spotted the 12 year old
Carson Price
I like Marvel movies because it looks like so many people involved are having fun. The actors, the writers, directors. Everyone is making money and having a great time. Meanwhile, I work an office job for about 9 hours a day, roughly 11 if you include the commute. I'm overweight. I'll have to be doing this until I'm 70 or longer most likely and I probably won't even live that long realistically, so I'll legitimately die, maybe even in my cubicle and if I don't the healthcare costs will erase all the money I made up to that point anyway. I don't have much free time for anything else and I'd be depressed if I could even muster consistent extreme emotional responses anymore beyond just "existing." But when I see a new Marvel movie for just those few short hours I'm somewhere else. I'm Tony Stark or Peter Parker. I'm on an adventure. I've been following this cinematic universe for most of my adult life and just wish it would never end, because I know my misery won't.
Damn man,have you considered saving up to move closer to your job so that you can get home earlier and have some free time?
Daniel Ward
Literally this. I 100% understand why people are fucking annoyed with this shit show but unfortunately I’m apart of the cucked group of sòylent sipping nerds that just haaaaas to see this shit. If AoU didn’t make me straight up drop the MCU I don’t know if Captain Feminism will. I’m gonna go in with an open mind and hope for the best.
>I'm going to see it >I've seen every goddamn mcu movie they've made yet. >I'm not going to sit idly by while some neckbeards try to ruin this movie just because of everyone unrelated to the movie itself >I'm going to get my tickets on March 8th and proudly march into the theater and watch capekino with my other marvel fans >Who's with me!
>I've seen every mcu movie but why? also, i won't expect this to be that terrible amongst disney's mcu, most probably just average
Andrew Richardson
It's not that hard. They've been coming out since 2008. That's only like 2 Marvel movies a year.
How is this a difficult thing?
Jonathan Adams
can't even fuckin shitpost right
Levi Watson
CAPTAIN MARVEL = MARY SUE
Landon Parker
I watched Wonder Woman opening weekend with my ex. It wasn’t bad. I’ll probably see the sequel, as I like Pedro Pascal I have no interest in this movie, though
Matthew Phillips
Richard
Samuel Morgan
>but why? the real question that isn't being asked is why are people who have seen every MCU capeshit being bashed for not wanting to see this one particular MCU capeshit?
Aiden Lewis
Bill Burr?
Juan Collins
Yeah I'm going to see it too. But I won't see the sequel. The MCU dies after Endgame, and the only way it can be good is if:
(a) there is a Nova movie (b) the Eternals movie is good (c) Brie puts on the goddamn black leotard
Im a comic fan, Im not into what they've done with carol in the comics in the last 10 years. I hope the movies figure it out. Im excited to see skrulls and hope this is the best carol they've done yet. I dislike Brie Larson's narcissism, but I trust kevin fiege.
I eat healthier then you and I post on Yea Forums only once a day. I also do more exercise more than you do and in my line work, being big enough to wear a Magnum is a REQUIREMENT.
He died in 1982. He was replaced by Monica Rambeau, the female black Captain Marvel. She lost her powers, retired, gained new superpowers, and gained a few other superheroine names, but was not Captain Marvel again.
In contrast, Carol was Mar-Vell's sidekick for a very, very long time. She was known as Ms Marvel but, and because of the long association with Mar-Vell, the decision was made to name her the new "Captain marvel". Which is fine - but the problem now is that they're retconning out her leotard days and making her into a SJW feminist mary sue.
In a nutshell: Classic Carol > Monica > Mar-vell > nu-Carol
K, I think Joaqer comes out in November or so. Do you want me to wait until the ceremony?
Nice, post some physique pics
Ayden Watson
bros. We can't take another hit in the culture war after black panther last year.
Henry Peterson
they seem like a lot. i guess i've got always more interesting shit to see that, let's say ant-man 2, iron-man 3, thor 2, etc
Xavier Price
It's gonna bomb unless he says it.
Tyler Flores
>no Rogue no care you are christ among patricians know this
Jose Young
Yeah, I'll wait too. Also I'll screenshot your post, and I'll post it if your Joker movie (a) bombs in November or (b) does not get any Oscar nominations. And also (c) assuming it doesn't win AT LEAST four oscars, you'll have to eat your Aquaman blu-ray.
Justin Sanchez
S O I
Robert Reed
Dont forget your complementary Kotex(TM) pads OP
Gabriel Rogers
What if it only wins 3 Oscars but they’re higher quality Oscars and not costumery stuff? BP won 3 and not 4 right?
Thomas Jenkins
Im going to see it because I am not some misogynist incel virgin that spends all day making negative ratings on Rotten Tomatoes instead of filling out a job application.
If you ask me, that user is based. Its like he made it already.
He left already
Andrew Parker
The good thing about nobody wanting to see that movie is that the room may be almost empty so I don't hear annoying people talking during the movie.
The bad thing is that some sperglords will definitely go to se the movie only to be mad about it and shitpost online afterwards. I hope we don't end together in the same room.
Sebastian Ward
Doesn't count. BP's had an Oscar for Original Music Score, which makes it as good as an "Acting" oscar - there's a reason why Return of the King holds that award for "Journey into the West".
Unless Joaqer pulls the impossible and wins Best Picture, this bet needs Joaqer to win AT LEAST 4 Oscars, with Best Picture counting as two.
Cooper Cooper
what a cutie. is that supposed to be margot robbie?
Nolan White
I make $75K a year and travel to another continent for a two week trek / climb / bike trip every April. I’ve placed competitively in marathons. I platinum’d both the recent God of War and Spider-Man videogames. I go to some rad concerts with friends and sometimes make road trips out of ‘em. I’m still not going to see this movie
What do you do again that’s so special?
Dylan Hernandez
Also its Into the West. There's no "Journey".
Easton Young
oooo yeah. stomp on my nuts and call me scum.
Michael Brown
I’ll stipulate to Score being a major Oscar, but that’s still 2 minor ones. 2 acting Oscars - Best Actor for Joaquin and Best Supporting for DeNiro or Zazie - plus a minor one in costuming or whatever should still count, right? I want us to be on the same page here
James Ramirez
I genuinely hope you are being ironic, because absolutely none of that, with the possible exception of the Marathons, is special
Isaiah Phillips
I don't tell lies on the Internet and I will see this movie. And I also saw Alita, twice. As well as the Lego movie, which was made by WB and features DC characters, which means I'm putting more money into helping WB/DC take on Disney.
What do you do that is so special?
Chase Hill
joker's villian is trump. shit's gonna win everything at the oscars
Logan Turner
That's a very high bet you're running here. If it means you're going to eat the Aquaman blu-ray, then sure.
Also we're talking WINNING here, not just being nominated. And Joaqer will have to win BOTH. And land at least one minor Oscar. Cos you're breaking my balls here lmao -
I think its a miracle that any superhero movie can get at least one Oscar, and BP got away with it because "muh racial politics". But if you really want to bet that high, sure.
Aaron Clark
>I've seen every goddamn mcu movie they've made yet. cringepilled
Dylan Jenkins
I never said any of it was special. And the marathon was only 3rd place if I’m being honest
Yea I know, I’m just trying to be clear on the terms
Then why mention it? You think you're better than someone else on the Internet just because you type out a really elaborate sentence about supposed achievements without photo evidence. Literally any user can do that.
Noah Perry
Still haven't watched capeshit since Dark Knight Rises
Sebastian Mitchell
Great, we have a deal then :)
> I think its a miracle that any superhero movie can get at least one Oscar, and BP got away with it because "muh racial politics". That’s ok, Ledger only won bc he passed away, it’s always political. That’s why I think Joker has a shot - as the other user mentioned, Trump is the villain so it’s a way for the Academy to give him the finger while also continuing their courting of less sophisticated general audiences
Andrew Baker
Since its nigh improbable for ANY superhero movie to win TWO acting Oscars, I tell you what - if the Joaqer movie wins BOTH acting Oscars AND a minor Oscar, I'll give you $100USD via Paypal. If it doesn't win at all, you're gonna have to eat that Aquaman blu-ray. Screenshot this.
Liam Jones
> You think you're better than someone else on the Internet No, I just don’t think he’s better than me. Which is how he was posturing. Keep in mind the context. I wanted to know what merited such contempt
>achievements without photo evidence Do you want pictures of me climbing Machu Picchu? Hiking the Salkantay trail? Posing with the race medals? Be specific, they’re all on my phone
Wyatt Bailey
Yeah, I guess we have a deal. Good luck buddy - Hollywood churns out enough Oscar bait movies that even decent capekino like Logan, Spiderman 2 and Dark Knight merely get nominated or win one oscar.
Brody Brown
If i can watch chinatown i think i can watch CM while being able to separate real Brie from movie Brie. That said, it doesn't look good enough for me to bother seeing it.
Adam Carter
>Do you want pictures of me climbing Machu Picchu? Hiking the Salkantay trail? Posing with the race medals? Be specific, they’re all on my phone
If you have the balls to post your actual face, then do it. Along with:
>proof of Marathon participation >proof of God of War and Spider-Man completion >proof of concert attendance (along with the name of the band so that I can judge your taste)
And even then, I'll still see this movie
Henry Howard
>I'm going to see it i won't checkmate tranny
Chase Kelly
what's wrong with chinatown?
Juan Baker
pretty sure posting personal pics or asking for them is a bannable offense
Luis Robinson
Can I be honest? I don't think anyone is better than anyone else for seeing, or boycotting, this MCU movie. Its like saying two friend of mines is better for seeing Ghostbusters (2010). I didn't, but one of then liked it and the other hated it. And while I'm more friendly with the one who liked it, the one who hated it shares the same reasoning why I don't intend to watch it.
Brody Thompson
So you don't have the balls then. Fair enough.
Jason Harris
That user laid a very devilish trap if this is true
Ryder Phillips
Nothing, the director is a rapist, but I can look past that for kino.
Mason Baker
>a unique origin story premise we don't see often enough >replaced by aliens... hero aliens.
>Trying to get him banned He had no argument to begin with, but neither do you Neither of you are as clever as you think.
Henry Cox
Are her feet really that bad?
Brandon Evans
>I've seen every goddamn mcu movie they've made yet. That's so sad
Adrian Barnes
I stopped watching them with Doctor Strange except for Infinity War. I really just dont care enough about the characters to follow every film. I'll tap out after Endgame
Parker Campbell
Well you know Rogues power is absorbing powers? If she holds onto someone long enough she can take their powers permanently. She did this to Carol and put her in a coma and everyone was better off
Joseph Smith
Its not a matter of intelligence, its a matter of pride. If a person is going to say he did so and so he should prove it. Its why a certain Disneycuck is supposed to eat the Infinity War bluray
Tyler Harris
I like how she’s a stupid cunt who alienated a large portion of the fan base.
Nathan Morales
this is a meme, isn't it? Yea Forums is literally the only place I ever see anything about any kind of supposed drama surrounding this movie
Evan Clark
Not posting my face, but here’s the Marathon, gimme a sec for the others. Posting at the gym between sets
She even has a cat LOL thats so funny and relatable to me as a woman. It’s gonna be great!
Liam Jackson
I fucking hate funko faggot trash
Joshua Wilson
A good fitness routine can solve that
Adrian Perry
>Arad was born in 1948 in Ramat Gan, Israel, and raised in by a Jewish family. The son of Holocaust survivors from Poland, he grew up reading Superman and Spider-Man comics translated into Hebrew. In 1965, he was conscripted into the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). He fought in and was wounded in the 1967 Six-Day War, and spent 15 days recuperating. Arad finished his military service in 1968.
Henry Cox
Pic related was posted when Aquaman came out. And Aquaman made a billion. user has yet to eat the disc
i was fine with it until i saw that censor Rotten Tomatoes is doing, so fuck them and their capeshit
Zachary Hughes
I'm fine with it and I'll still see it. The Rotten Tomatoes only goes to show that the audience score should be available AFTER the movie airs.
Besides, a person like James Rolfe, aka AVGN, is not be sacrificed or scorned for refusing to see the movie, so I'll still see it. Captain marvel has yet to piss me off the way Ghostbusters 2016 did.
Blake Gray
Not him but I agree with that somewhat. A fitness routine would definitely make her look better (probably should have dedicated over 12 months to it) but sometimes girls just don't have the genetics for a very shapely butt my gf is fairly fit (she's no muscle girl looking body yet though) but her ass looks flat when she is standing up straight. just the way fat hangs off her muscles. very firm muscle though. When she poses a certain way she looks like she has the sexy ass of any of those instagram thots. but standing up straight, she looks like she has brie ass You could make a case that brie and actresses pursuing superhero roles should be putting over 9000 percent into her body the way Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, etc does, and I agree. But I'm commenting on brie's body as it is now.
Nicholas Torres
>source please Thank you That's fucking hilarious kek
Benjamin Flores
>"Oh my God... She's more powerful than Iron-Man, Captain America, The Hulk, Thor, Dr. Strange, Odin, Dormammu, Scarlet Witch, Thanos, Galactus, Silver Surfer, Shuma-Gorath, Sentry, Ronan the Accuser, Beyonder, Doctor Doom, Beta Ray Bill, The Phoenix, Mephisto, Heimdall, Black Bolt, Loki, Cyclops, Kang the Conqueror, Hercules, Magneto, The Living Tribunal, Howard the Duck, Adam Warlock, Ultron, Mar-Vell, Captain Universe, Professor X, Hate-Monger, High Evolutionary, Amatsu-Mikaboshi, The Spot, Super-Skrull, Groot, Annihilus, Red Hulk, Ghost Rider, Squirrel Girl, Carnage, Swarm, Man-Thing, Frankenstein's Monster, Uatu, Super-Adaptoid, Ego the Living Planet, Devil Dinosaur, Gwenpool, and The Orb all put together."
I just like the way it makes me feel for a few hours tbphwyf.
Me in 2008 was so goddamn excited about the prospect of them even attempting to pull off any kind of big cinematic universe comic crossover event without fucking it up. And then fucking Avengers completely knocked my pants off. It was SO much better than I thought it ever could be. And then GotG and Ragnarok are some of my favorite kid's movies ever. And Infinity War was way better than I anticipated.
They've pretty much managed to consistently crank out kissesfingertips schlock that is just well executed and comfy. I'm fucking jealous of the chidrends that get to have this be their childhood. I don't care about these movies as how they make me, the corrupted weirdo, feel. I care about how they would have made me, the movie obsessed lonely kid, feel. All this identity faggot bullshit is cancerous propaganda that people need to just teach themselves how to avoid. Does nothing but make you gay for retarded shit.
It's such a waste of time to let shit like corporate diversity casting in kid's movies designed to increase revenue from a product being made for a global audience, be things that agitate and upset you. Nobody is doing anything intending to hurt anyone else. It's fucking make believe fairy tales for kiddos. It's a goof! You're supposed to just consume and feel nice for a second while you piss away your supplemental income. If you aren't interested in something targeted at a specific demographic that isn't you, then don't consume it. No sweat! I don't understand the need to just go apeshit about making it everyone else's problem that you're upset about a movie made for toddlers.
Like in 10 years are you going to give a shit about any of this? Are you going to be glad you spent the time?
Why did they cast fucking Brie "resting bitch face" Larson out of everyone?
Evan Campbell
Hey, I need some cash and am also prepared to shill for movies that are obvious garbage. What's the pay rate?
Jeremiah Lopez
Everyone on this board is going to see it, they're just going to wait until it leaks online like they would've anyways
Andrew Smith
Reminder that the cries of "censorship" are hypocrisy and the millionth iteration of "waaaaaaah why don't they let us shitpost outside our containment image board" absolutely pathetic
Jonathan Butler
Well, of course. Everyone wants to see if there's (a) anything to know before Endgame and (b) any memeable content, but without giving the movie itself any money.
Benjamin Jenkins
I am really not interested in this film... Thanoskino was good entertainment, so maybe I should pirate it before seeing endgame.
Carson Edwards
Yes, me too. Woohoo!! Brie is the perfect captain marvel.
Larson's preparation for the stunt-heavy role included an intensive, four-hour daily gym routine with trainer Jason Walsh that eventually saw the 5-foot-7 actress dead-lifting 225 pounds, hip-thrusting 400 pounds and pushing Walsh's Jeep up a hill. There were days when the intensity of the training reduced her to tears and days when she got irritated by men at Walsh's West Hollywood gym who doubted her strength. "This guy watched me lift something really heavy, and he went, 'Wow, I can't even lift that!' As if he were the epitome of health," Larson says. "I said, 'Yeah, I guess you're going to have to rethink your gender norms.' "
It's the time that I was starting to be able to lift a lot more and I was learning how to punch and kick and do judo throws," she says. "It was also the time that I was learning how to sit at a conference table and slam my hands on the table and say, 'You need to listen to what I'm saying.' And learning to not feel guilty about taking up space like that."
The movie will probably be fine for a superhero flick, who cares? It just annoys me when everyone acts like a film with a female protagonist is somehow groundbreaking. Have they even watched more than 10 movies in their life?
Logan Bailey
Is that Slipknot in the bottom right?
Colton Ward
Based DChad!
Robert Gray
nooooooo don't do it user or da jooz will win and mostly we will end up being wrong about CM flopping and it's going to be embarassing and the rest of Yea Forums will laugh at us for months
Yeah more liberalism, it’s really good for society. > implying the slippery slope doesn’t exist > implying she is attractive and has a nice ass > implying captain marvel coming out of nowhere and saving everyone from Thanos isn’t an insult to loyal MCU fans > implying stealing a male character and turning it into a female character will somehow be an improvement > implying I won’t just wait for the torrent to steal it like I do every other fucking movie I’ve watched in the last five years > implying
lmao brie is so desperate she's posting on Yea Forums now?
James Lee
why is she so dogfaced this kind of ugly doesnt become a big name, what exactly did she do to get this role?
Blake Martin
based qt brie poster fuck the incel haters
Levi Jenkins
Why would any desperate woman post here? You make no sense. You're just a narcissist who can't handle the meaningless of this board. Kek.
Noah Turner
And I'm only just started! Incels can't stand that I'm not even trolling. I find her hot as fucking fuck. They never post any of these pictures, for good reason. They can't handle her hotness.
Hollywood has a particularity fondness for manfaced actresses, the rest of the world finds it bizarre, she could never have become an actress in France or Britain
Zachary Jones
She's ugly as hell but her pit game is on point
Zachary Wood
JUST PUNISH ME BRIE! DO IT! SAVE THE WORLD THEN END MY PENIS!
>I'm going to see it Cool man. Hope you have a good time and enjoy your capekino. >some neckbeards try to ruin this movie How do you figure this will happen? You think rotten tomato scores or angry tweets will change the movie at all? Why does the amount of money a movie pulls in determine the quality of the film for you? >Who's with me! Nah. Not appealing to me. You just go enjoy it - don't worry so much about other people.
noooooo stop it she is ugly and a fungus and a jew and a cuck and a tranny and a reddit and hates white men and aaaaaaaaaa I'm getting triggered reeeeeeeeee
>boring character introduced a movie 2 months before will defeat the franchises biggest villain
The MCU is going to shit. Better drop it while it's at its peak (Infinity War). There are plently of mangas and TV series I just stopped reading/watching when the story started deteriorating: Lost, One Piece, Tokyo Ghoul, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Bleach, Breaking Bad, Fairy Tail...
Nolan Hall
reminder that Brie was abandoned by her father and is now seeking a great man to fill the void, to feel what it's like to have a man take care of you
never forget
based brie shall prevail
John Evans
>230 posts, 90 posters can you be a little less obvious with this massive samefaging?
Aaron Brown
Here's what's wrong with your post:
1. MCU isn't going to shit because of your own taste or lack thereof 2. Infinity War is not the peak of the MCU at all, you have shit taste 3. there being mangas and series and whatnot is not an argument and is utterly irrelevant, it only tells us you're stupid 4. you're a fucking incel
Dylan Martinez
>can you be a little less obvious with this massive samefaging? I've done my best to be obvious enough so that some faggot brainlet would waste time backlinking all my post.
Jaxon Cox
and were me, not the based brieposter
Benjamin Anderson
So all of it is a shit test to get the best man possible?
Jacob Murphy
posts, 90 posters That's not at all abnormal user.
Juan Ortiz
>Who's with me! Nobody, dude. What the hell is wrong with you? Skip it and wait for Endgame.
James Clark
90% of what is said about Brie here is made up by incels. So I have no idea what you're talking about.
Also, why do you think her professional life is the same as her personal life? It's just a job. She doesn't need a job to find a man. Nobody does.
>waste Are you out of your mind? I've been composing my Brie folder as I went, and shared immediately. I've also been masturbating furiously whenever I wasn't typing.
No time wasted on my (bell)end, brother!
Anthony Howard
Buy tickets for a movie on around the same time, go to Captain Marvel.
Jacob Clark
Sure. That's exactly what was meant from posting this gif.
Grayson Rogers
I feel that too. It’s time to close the book after a decade of MCU.
James Parker
Oh it was, incel. It was. You think you're better than Brie, but you're not. You're shit. You're not even hot. You'll never be it.
Camden Lewis
>implying it'll stop when it's making millions and millions
Joseph Diaz
PR machine.
David Lee
t. mentally ill
Daniel Morales
>incel I'm married, fag. I'm voluntary not having sex.
Landon Phillips
funny
Meanwhile, in reality, married people are the ones having the most sex. Enjoy your shit marriage, bro.
I have. Never had as much sex as during those years. Just marry someone whose sex drive is comparable to yours. Also be sexy, that helps.
I worked out and remained hot the entire time. Became hotter, even. My woman wanted to fuck me every single day of our marriage. I wasn't always down for it, however. We almost never went 3 days without sex. 7 years. You won't believe it.