Nu-Wars shills are ALREADY in damage control for Episode 9. This guy got his own “Twitter Moment” to bitch about it
Nu-Wars shills are ALREADY in damage control for Episode 9. This guy got his own “Twitter Moment” to bitch about it
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>if you want to see it, go say as much on rotten tomatoes
Perfectly fine endorsement.
>if you don't want to see it, go say as much on rotten tomatoes
FUCKING NAZI INCEL BRIGADING DRUMPF FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUCK!
Having an incorrect opinion is against the rules of the internet sir
>dead people casting votes
Weird seeing this outside of a democratic primary.
It's way harder to up vote an 8/10 to 9/10 than it is to downvote it further to 7/10. That's how stats work.
Get ready for all-positive emoji ratings.
How long til rotten tomatoes makes it so you can only leave a review if it’s positive?
>the worst star wars author wants to rewrite the worst star wars movie
this is a no-op
Twitter Moments are catered to your interests and who you follow. You’re absolutely obsessed.
while i think that episode ix will be utter shit, the twitter moment thing isn't that big of a deal. literally any user can create one.
Attack of the Clones and The Last Jedi are pleb filter
Can’t be. I don’t follow anything to do with movies on my sockpuppet
What? Normally I can understand what these lunatics are trying to say but I really can't understand this one.
I wonder if he meant morale rather than moral. Works either way, aside from the bad grammar.
Ok, this one makes you think
>bryan young
Reminder that after being told to redraw the voting districts of North Carolina because they were gerrymandered to fuck, Republicans redrew them and were told to do it again because they were still gerrymandered to fuck. Then the very next election the Republicans were caught committing election fraud.
Fucking jej this guy is a LOSER
holy FUCK FIVE FAVORITES? WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BROS. THIS ASSAULT ON WHITENESS CANNOT STAND.
Are these people actually getting paid by Disney? Why are people so cucked they need to spend so much time thinking about and trying to defend corporate media?
shut the fuck up about gerrymandering. it's a non-issue. republicans and democrats both work with each other to gerrymander. tit for tat.
>literal who twitter screencap thread
Who are the Ewoks racist stereotypes of?
Gee, I wonder why Berlatsky takes offense to Ewoks
Self inflicted trolling AKA falseflag.
Judge disagreed my friend. Well done skipping over the outright election fraud btw. And that's actual confirmed election fraud, not "I saw this thing on Infowars that Qanon said was evidence of the deep state bringing in immigrants over the Mexican border to vote for legalized baby killing!" btw
Finnish people
just like in my least favourtie animes
What race are Ewoks? Only thing I can think of is that he thinks Ewoks are aboriginal.
Ewoks are smarters than Abos. They knew how to defend themselves and fought off invaders.
>mfw meditating on the philosophy of rose tico
Your whiteness is showing.
they also know how to start fires
>Millennial Eagle
>(Formerly the Thousand-Year Toucan)
Does Scott work directly for Disney or what?
Did he ever get his money back you think?
I honestly cannot understand how anyone can STILL unironically use the phrase "and that's a good thing" in the current fucking anno domini
Teddy Bear race.
Is this an example of The Simpsons ripping off an idea from South Park?
of course not
you'll sooner get death itself to give back a soul than you will get a disney jew to give back a single cent
>could have gotten microbiotic kino pushing the boundaries of what film is and where its going
>got poorly written, fanfiction level capeshit cashgrabs pretending to be space opera
>tfw
My boy uncle Ethan
NO MY CORPORATE APPROVED ENTERTAINMENT!!! FUCK OFF INCELS!
At some point, when are people going to boycott this shit?
mouse defense force at defcon 5
I regret that I used to watch that guy's channel. Just another dumb Youtube critic.
>stories don't have to explain themselves to their audience
Hmmm...
Didn't that happen with Solo?
Can't even remember her name.
>when you are too retarded to understand what he meant by this
How do they not have a title yet?
It didn't even recover its budget yet a lot of die-hard Star Wars fans like my coworker defend it. I saw it on cable and thought it was way too rushed and the story was bland.
Hans Solo is supposed to be this jaded Cash-Rules-Everything-Around-Me type of guy. He's not brave or have a stake in a cause. He isn't a badass fighter but an opportunist like shooting Greedo or dumping the spice cargo at the sign of Imperial freighters. I would've preferred if they had shown Solo being an asshole that gave zero fucks about everyone but himself because he was once young and naive like Luke and got burned badly.
OH NO OH NO
he killed off Obi-Wan, Yoda and Anakin in successive movies.
>Disney managed to make audiences not care about Star Wars
Kasdan is a tool and him and Kathleen got their wish of killing the OT main characters sans Leia. I hope they are happy.
is this about Return of the Jedi? because obviously fucking Yoda died in that.
>journalists
Thats a dumb sentence of Rose. Its in a dumb situation giving it the worst meaning.
And this is the dumbest person i ever read!
Thanks user, i have now to bleach my eyes and brain!
all their deaths were uplifting though, and they were supporting characters
Ah, sweety, there's only one approved right side of history opinion allowed in the current year, and it's the one that shills for globalist corporations.
You should replace "Acceptance" with "Doubling Down"
all I can say is poor walt disney
they took his life's work and literally, unironically raped and perverted it beyond recognition.
so what the fuck was snoke then if not a sith ugh fucking rian johnson i hate that guy so much
>yfw Admiral Ackbar didn't fly the cruiser into the bad guy ship after calling them just to let them they fell right into his trap
Which race do you think looks most like ewoks?
is he a fucking retard? The Force is not some auto balancing shit where a dark side user magically rises when there is a vacant space
>brainlet tlj hater reading comprehension
EVS is so awesome, he makes watching Hollywood go down in flames fun.
People actually care about the "Want to See" score? For what purpose?
does this mean that they won't let JJ control EPIX as much as 7?
niggers
>Hi Chuck, sorry it took us so long to reply but we had to look you up to see who you are.
This guy's a master. It's amazing that you can make up the most nonsensical bullshit and get all this attention.
Hard to say. Even though there were lots of complaints directed toward 7, 8 had a lot more people complaining.
If Kennedy, the story group, and Rian had done a good job on 8, then they could've gotten away with trashing Episode 7's mystery boxes. Since they didn't, JJ might get more control, unless the anger toward 8 mutated into hate toward both 7 and 8.
That's what bothered me about this, it was pretty obvious the whole project was a fake, why were so many blue checkmarks trying to get into a discussion/fight with the guy?
Why are they acting like them cancelling Kenobi is some victory against the people who didn't like TLJ? I didn't want the Kenobi movie either.
Exactly, they butchered this character and we kept them from butchering another, that sounds like a win to me.
GET WOKE
This is still the best one. #BelieveWomen
filipinos
this...man... needs somebody in his life to tell him hes fucking wrong and is doing stupid shit
well according to lucas, the imbalance was caused solely by the sith and resolved once vader killed the emperor. But you don't honestly think that a director hired for a megacorp owned franchise would actually give a shit about that right?
>when you dont even know wtf is going on in your own movie so you dont know what to title it
Disneycels are truly subhuman
Is his head very small or his body too large?
He really didn't put any thought into this, did he?
>this fucking hit piece collection
I made this as a joke. The last one is fake. Still, Kain is a faggot.
My guess is it's racist to show a primitive culture because not everyone became less primitive at the same rate.
Friendly reminder that Kasdan was always a faggot that built his career standing on the shoulders of giants and if it wasn't for Lucas his main contribution to pop culture would be The Bodyguard.
Hahahahaha holy shit!!
Who the fuck is Thomas C
They don't have a script yet I'm not joking.
But they're not equal. One effort is an organized attack trying to lower a score. The other is just unorganized honest average folk.
I think Star Wars was always a mediocre pile of garbage and I'm glad it was raped and pillaged for all it's worth.
SPOOKED
HE DIDNT REPLY TO THIS POST
HAHAHAHAA
sjw scum btfo
Based Lucas was going to make Spore: the Movie and instead we got A New Hope 2: Hope Harder and Crashing This Franchise With No Survivors. Fuck this timeline
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
CONSUME
CONSUME
THINK OF THE POOR RICH PEOPLE OF THE BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS
CONSUME
Those Art of books are full of retarded shit.
I'm convinced that this Rick Carter guy is the Palpatine of the sequel trilogy. Like that guy from the Key & Peele Gremlins 2 sketch. Getting paid to be the production designer but straight up telling Kennedy that he's there to fuel the imagination of the concept artists by asking them questions like
>What is the Force... to YOU?
>only the people that want to see the movie should vote
A protesr vote is still a vote, (you) silly person.
>younger fans
Too bad they scared the kiddies away freakin Black Panther and Aquaman is more popular with Kids than Star Wars.
Don’t forget, user. He gave all his money away to the Rebellion
Holy Shit this is one depressing thread.
Gremlins (before you feed them after midnight).
Because libfags are all corporate bootlickers
hahaahah dead dad dead dad
really? That undermines everything about a new hope then because he clearly doesn't give a fuck until the end.
>leaks
I literally don't believe anything anymore, of course Star Wars is allowing these 'leaks' to occur.
You sound like a teenage girl. Post feet.
>I knew something was wrong when I looked at their dialogue and realized I could interchange any of their lines.
So he interchanged the established character with a diversity hire? Seriously, at this you think he'd have some self reflection and realize his characters were boring and lacked personality.
And what if the Sith are already out and about in some sort of Order? A First of its kind Order perhaps? A First Order, if you will? What use would a Jedi have in hiding to prevent something that has already happened?
His wife is a goblin.
That one's old(er)
Imagine being so fucking stupid that you couldn't make connections and even fantasize about what the previous director envisions. Or fuck how about CALL him some time and ask Rian?
there's a rumor they're bring Palpatine back to try and salvage this clusterfuck of a trilogy. I swear to god if they ruin Sheev...
every time
Care Bears
knowing Disney, they will somehow revive Palpatine in a way that makes is old legends revival story seem like kino which is saying something
So is this cartoon doing well or as kino as the Clone wars ones?
No less than he is, so its fine.
Lol, no. Its the most boring shit ever.
no
The “cool leaks” were just some boring costume/alien designs in low resolution.
>nless the anger toward 8 mutated into hate toward both 7 and 8.
I think it did because 8 essentially nuked the fuck out of all of 7's mystery boxes.
Imagine if Disney put this much evidence into making a good movie.
isn't it releasing in December? and aren't movies typically filmed a year in advance??
Disney doesn’t want to make good movies. They want to make cheap dumb movies and have audiences eat them up. They want to dumb down the audiences into never questioning anything or having rational thought. It’s why they are having the media attack anyone who talks about plot holes or dumb actions or consistency. That’s why they are upset about the TLJ backlash. They don’t want your opinion, they just want you to consume.
Oh yes, I was really uplifted at the end of Revenge of the Sith.
Stop acting like this retard is important he was just as bad as Disney.
Is anyone else butthurt or at least annoying how the main cast in TLJ went from referring themselves as a resistance all the way to a rebellion over the course of the movie? Finn is referring himself as "Rebel scum" and Holdo is calling them "Rebels". Fucking what? Snoke is chasing them himself, did they take over ALL the republic planets in the couple days between movies?
The first order didnt even take over the galaxy in 7 and they were up and coming. The death star 3 explodes but they take over the galaxy anyway?
I know they are trying to copy the OT hard but this is stupid. Why the fuck did they not make episode 7 episode 9? so they could explain all this bullshit with two prequel movies.
>pretend whataboutism
>goblin
Well yeah, Mary Sue's typically dont.
no, its garbage
>A trilogy devoted to Anakin's descent should match a trilogy dedicate to his sob's ascension and his redemption.
There isn't even a teaser for this movie yet.
Based
>Patsfag
Where are his sources?
We can't. Normies are too powerful. There's only one way to do this: convince Chad. Once Chad doesn't want to acquiesce to (((their))) demands, the Stacies will follow. And from them, the beta males.
The chad prequel cartoons vs the virgin sequel cartoons.
Lucas knew what he was doing. 2 was not a good movie but all the fucking extra cartoon shit was great.
>and aren't movies typically filmed a year in advance??
Less than 1 year, but messed up movies, sometimes, will film some scenes without a script.
"How shitty and stupid"
I've never wanted to defend or go to bat for another director in my life, but I'd punch that faggot right in his whispy bearded face. Goerge is the reason we have Star Wars you shit stain.
Obviously they're paid.
Imagine having to make cartoons for 10 years to try to fix your colossal fuckup of a film
How has Iger not stepped in yet? Waiting for Ep9 to gross less than a billion?
People wanna see shit getting cut by lightsabers but you can't really show people getting cut up so choosing robots was a good choice. Still kind of sucks but yeah at least George knows how to make his movie marketable, nuWars can't even fucking do that AND it sucks.
they're literally the noble savage trope
The cartoons didnt try to explain or fix shit about episode 2, Disneyfag. They were pretty much just all the action that happened between 2 and 3. Which was kino.
Disney cant even make fun side material. Instead, they have necessary reading shit for people to understand the plot of 7 and 8.
Lucas knew how to market his product. He made sure Star Wars had plenty of toys, cartoons, comics, books, and most importantly video games and made sure that they sold to kids/younger people.
Disney had two cartoons (one was so bad they put it on Sunday at night), comics are no longer selling, books are full of literal Xer pronouns, and worst of all they handed the video game license to EA (whom everyone hates). Also toys sell like shit.
did they blackmail Lucas or something?
cinemablend.com
>After just 24 hours, Solo's pre-ticket sales are double that of Black Panther, according to Fandango (via Deadline). The Marvel hit was no slouch in pre-sales, so this is a pretty good win for Solo.
he can't do anything to KK, fuck she just won an honorary oscar.
the moment he fires her the MSM Entertainment industry will scream sexism and how he caved to the racist, alt-right trolls who are "ruining" this franchise.
SW is dead. We need to let it go. There is a lot of great EU stuff pre Disney buy out that I've actually found BECASE of TLJ. I only skimmed the surface of the EU before that film but afterwards I've immersed myself into it, and it's great. Do the same. There is no saving it as it is now.
Pretty much. If you believe the rumors, no one wants to take over Kennedy's job because it might mean that they'd get the blame for Episode 9 if it fucks up.
>he can't do anything to KK
How?
>fuck she just won an honorary oscar.
Implying a fucking dumb circlejerk ceremony has any power over him. People dont give a shit about that any more. What did she win? I dont know cause I dont watch that cringe shit.
>fuck she just won an honorary oscar.
If she cost Disney money, then I don't think honorary Oscars would help.
You're underestimating just how badly Disney wants to avoid the bad optics. Social Justice and identity politics are the currency of the day.
And you're overestimating it. Disney does want to avoid bad optics, but it's meaningless if it keeps losing them money. The fact that Solo badly underperformed, the merchandise isn't selling (to the point where it's one of the most-returned for 2018), the six films are over at Turner, etc, this means everything they've done have cost them a lot of money.
He scammed them fucking hard. It was his suggestion to put Kathleen Kennedy in charge even though Disney wanted the franchise to market toys to the male demographic. Deep down he knew that cunt could fuck up a cup of coffee, which she did ostracizing the bugmen, and making it perfectly clear to little boys that they aren't wanted unless they want to be girls. He got $4 billion out of the Mouse that in return made his prequels look great by comparison. Disney will never make its money back and have spent all their energies in one damage control campaign after another. Watch George buy Lucasfilm back for pennies on the dollar and be hailed as a god. Except by Mark Hamill, he fucked him raw by signing him for a contract before he made the sale to Disney.
I'm glad they're adding more white male leads.
Hes actually the racist
Indians
God bless Trump for triggering these lunatics
>real-ass history
Death to nu-males.
Thomas Calhoun you fucking imbecile.
Galaxy of the Brave. It sounds appropriately awful
>a literal who
>blue checkmark
>beard
>thick glasses
literally everytime
Admiral gender studies
Faggiest shit I ever read
So now the SW control and marketing group has pissed off the Lego people? Not a smart move. Lego knows under which bare feet to throw the most painful bricks.
Guess we'll see either way. KK is still on and Rian has a whole new trilogy. That recent cartoon making all the men idiots and Leia saving them all shows me they've learned nothing, or simply don't care since they have money to burn to push an agenda.
You know what's so weird about it is that it does sound like they want to put SW to rest a while so the fans stop being angry.... but the problem is so many people on Twitter indirectly and directly connected to Disney and Lucasfilm are still riling up people, keeping the anger going.
Caesar!
wheres Cecil?
What's this man's 1 rep max? he's clearly never worked out next to manlets before.
could do considerably worse
What's the reason?
it's all so tiring
>KK is still on
If you read it gives a possible explanation why they'd still have her on. Even if you don't believe the rumors, remember:
Kennedy was overseeing production of Episode 9 and fired Trevorrow before Episode 8 was in theaters. Solo production problems was also probably happening at the time.
Pablo's tweets also confirmed that the story group didn't really have final say on Episode 7; like for instance he was surprised at the final title crawl. That makes a very good argument that JJ was doing things without involving Kennedy and the story group.
If Episode 9 does well then Kennedy could claim that she had a part in that. If Episode 9 does badly and she was fired back when everyone expected her to be fired last year, she could claim that Episode 9 did badly because she wasn't involved. By keeping her on board, they could use her as a scapegoat if the movie does badly.
>and Rian has a whole new trilogy
The problem is I also remember that when Trank's Fantastic Four flopped, Kinberg was saying that there would be a sequel.
September 2015:
slashfilm.com
May 2016:
denofgeek.com
It's possible Rian could get his trilogy, but too many other things make it sound like all the "Rian is definitely getting his trilogy" was all spin control.
>That recent cartoon making all the men idiots and Leia saving them all shows me they've learned nothing, or simply don't care since they have money to burn to push an agenda.
Cartoons aren't always made in a week. The show was announced and released in November, right? It may have taken months to oversee all of it.
You havent done your research on Bob Iger. Hes the ultimate SJW
That nigger really sets me off
>A new report claims that Disney has decided to hold the Star Wars materials back to focus on certain other priorities.
>The report claims: "There have been reports Disney is debating whether or not to drop the trailer this week or even this month. It has been said that Disney is delaying the Episode 9 trailer for this movie in order to to focus on word of mouth for Avengers Endgame, Captain Marvel and Lion King. Three big Disney releases next year...
>“It won’t be attached to Mary Poppins as a lot of people had been suggesting. That's not to say there won’t be footage this month, maybe something on Christmas Day? Something mixed with Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge?”
The evidence will speak for itself. All the exeucs have to do is go on youtube and listen to any number of complaints. But they havent. Why havent they?
So Disney is amputating the gangrenous limb before it can kill them.
The real world doesnt give a shit about metoo or /pol/ optics. If KK loses money like she has, she is gone. Lucasfilms initial goal of trying to get a female audience as their first goal was a fatal mistake.
>lower score
>"want to see" is a score
This is missing the point
How?
>”retcons”
Oh I can think of a few
>All these people reeeing at RLM
how can a few guys with less than a million subscribers on youtube cause so much asshurt?
>It won’t be attached to Mary Poppins
they're afraid of the memes
Of course he meant morale, retard. And no, it doesn't work the other way. Stupid esl fucks.
>noble savage
That's an oxymoron
When the fuck was this written?
Actually I was, the Luke and Leia scenes are kino hope, a new hope if you will.
Ewoks
RoTS is the third best movie though
I can tell you are uneducated
January 5, 2018
I can tell you suck cocks for money
No critic would dare call it the best movie of the franchise now.
Yondu?
This one's interesting to go through.
boards.fireden.net
>Real talk; I love the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special and will defend it at every opportunity. I will light the sky on fire with my devotion.
>@pablohidalgo Is there any Star Wars you don't love? :P
>@hulitherium Absolutely. But I won't get into it here.
>@pablohidalgo @hulitherium It's totally The Force Awakens, isn't it? :P
>@Jones6192 @hulitherium (shhh)
>TFA was co-produced by Bad Robot, with JJ getting WAYYYYYY too much power.
>The rest of the Star Wars movies, reportedly, are back to being full Lucasfilm productions.
It's Hodor, fool
Here's people on Yea Forums talking about the now-deleted Pablo Hidalgo tweets:
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>JJ changed the crawl to suggest that the New Republic support Leia, which contradicts Leia's need for a private Resistance in the first place.
>The LSG worked around this by having books that show that some Senators in the New Republic supported Leia, but the majority still didn't.
>Pablo didn't even know this was changed until he saw the movie in theaters himself.
>The opening crawl is literally worldbuilding fluff to set the stage for the movie. You'd think JJ would run-it-by the people who's literal job is to maintain the continuity of worldbuilding fluff, but apparently it wasn't important enough to him.
What's next? Rey got the ability to literally go back in time to prevent her from losing and change history?
To be Mark Hamill is to suffer.
I hope he triples down on mary sue rey
So how hard does IX bomb by?
Don't forget
>axes the EU
>picks its corpse for its "New" and "Original" stories
And land of the free?
The TV show Smallville was famous for having moments like this. And it happens a lot in comics too. I'm going to post two pages of a comic where this happens to an alternate-universe Wonder Woman.
Well, wikipedia says that VIII only turned ~$417 million in profit despite raking in 1.33 Billion. Assuming IX has as large or larger of a combined total budget, I'm thinking they have a net loss of about as much as VIII profited. So maybe it makes $600 million worldwide?
I guess it's not really the same thing. Kind of similar, though.
I saw the original 6 star wars movies once each as a child, as god intended.
I miss the OT theatrical versions. I've been itching to see them for a while.
I'm convinced he was the only person left from the original who cared about how the story would progress and they crushed the last vestiges of that with 8.