RIP Chris Farley

Formerly alive

smegma butter

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No, he hired a hooker to fuck and she left him dying while he was begging her not to leave him.

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>Sandler and Spade aren't part of the pedo ring
They were probably the ones who held him down. Maybe it was their initiation.

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As you are now or as a child again?

yuck

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Beverly Hills Ninja is one of the only films to this day to make me laugh out loud while I was watching it by myself. I actually cant even remember another film doing that to be honest. Very few things make me have a laughing fit unless Im in a social setting.

Have you seen The Naked Gun?

HE DIDNT GET HIGH SO GOOD

Nope

wanna see the naked gun, kid? come back around here behind this dumpster with me

fuck it still hurts man!
IT STILL FUCKING HURTS.

It's good. I have the same experience watching it as you do watching Beverly Hills Ninja no matter how many times I see it.

Now who till be the mayor of Toronto?

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But in truth he was always my favorite, and I still can't believe he's gone.

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His brother. For real bob ford brother is now PM of the province. Leftist seethed hard on that one

I was ten, so hell yeah, sounds like a near total reset on life. The 90s was a total blast.

I can't believe it. Chris Farley is fucking dead.

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Calm down. He is probably just hanging in a van down by the river.

I went to school with his niece
She was an absolute bitch

PROOFS?!?!

Damn. At least John Candy and John Belushi are still alive

Damn.

And to think I just saw him on Leno the other day weighing 300 pounds and coked out of his mind.

Really makes you think.

Heidi The Hooker

He spent his last day, December 17, 1997, primarily with a hooker named Heidi. Seems he was really into hookers. Heidi the hooker was hired for Farley by a friend for $2,000 (yeah right...a friend. wink! wink!) She joined Farley at a party in Lincoln Park (in Chicago) at 11am. There were plenty of drugs at the party. Later that day, Farley would accompany Heidi t back to her apartment where they would continue to smoke crack and snort heroin. Chris claimed he'd been up for four days straight, without sleep. They tried unsuccessfully to have sex, but Chris couldn't (giggle). Then at 11pm Chris and Heidi returned to Chris' apartment in the Hancock building. She was growing angry because she wanted to get paid, but Chris continued to claim that a friend was supposed to pay her. They reportedly tried to have sex again, and again were unsuccessful, so finally at 3:00 am she left his apartment. Farley was so inebriated he collapsed about 10 feet from the door as Heidi was exiting. Heidi claimed she could hear that he was experiencing labored breathing. He said to her, "Don't leave me." Assuming he had finally passed out, she took a photograph of him lying on the floor and then left.

Chris Farley Hancock BuildingFarley was discovered the next afternoon by his brother, John. Chris's body was still lying just ten feet from the door, clad in pajama bottoms and a button-down shirt that was unbuttoned. In his hand he was clutching a baseball cap and some rosary beads. Emanating from his nose was a blood-tinged fluid, and a white, frothy foam was coming from his mouth. John immediately called 911. Chicago Fire Fighters would receive the first call just after 2:00 pm. Farley was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. He was 33 years old. The same age as John Belushi upon his untimely death.

Andy Dick was partying with him and allegedly hired that hooker for him.

dubs and i piss on his grave tonight

A fellow Madisonbro?

whats the tthing in his mouth? why are his eyes bleeding?

If you piss on his grave he'll haunt you, and every meal you're about to eat or heroin you're about to shoot will disappear.

Absolute legend himself

I miss John Candy more. Fatty Arbuckle was even better, but he did that shit.

The blood is from his nose it just leaked over his eye.

The white in his mouth is stomach fluids, mostly bile i believe.

I'm not sure if it's when you overdose or just when you die in general but your body does a thing called purging which is where stomach fluids and things like that come out.

It's a frothy mix of blood and digestive juices which were forced out of his esophagus because of gasses/bloating after death. The blood ran down his face/forehead via good ol' fashioned gravity. Here's a pic taken by the hooker shortly after he passes out (still alive) and right before she left.

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First reply to you is fairly accurate. I'm not sure how the process starts or why it does when you overdose. I think your body is trying to push out the poison in your body as a last line of defense. This comes up with stomach fluids and other things.

>killed Chris Farley and Phil Hartman

I don't remember anything before I was like 14. I think I was molested a lot.

David Strickland too.

rip Dermot Morgon

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Oh shit it's 1997?
I gotta ask my oneitis out before I ruin my life!

John candy lite

This happened when I was 12 and it was the first time a celebrity dying actually bummed me out

DUDE SAME.

I feel like I remember being molested once when I was 15. However it was shocking and devastating it's like my mind when blank and it's either real or a dream.

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To think that hooker could've saved him

Almost the exact same thing happened to John Belushi but unlike with Chris Farley, Belushi's hooker actually faced charges.

>In the early morning hours on the day of his death, he was visited separately by friends Robin Williams and Robert De Niro, as well as Catherine Evelyn Smith.

>Two months later, Smith admitted in an interview with the National Enquirer that she had been with Belushi the night of his death and had given him the fatal speedball shot. After the appearance of the article "I Killed Belushi" in the National Enquirer edition of June 29, 1982, the case was reopened. Smith was extradited from Ontario, Canada, arrested, and charged with first-degree murder. A plea bargain reduced the charge to involuntary manslaughter, and she served 15 months in prison.

At least we still got Bowie

I can see how that's different since she injected the heroin that killed him but it's too bad Chris's hooker didn't have a heart to call an ambulance. She could've at least left after calling

I think if she'd known just how dire his situation was, she would have...but the guy clearly was no stranger to drug binges, and I think most people in her shoes would assume that this was the 573rd time he'd passed out from drugs in his life, and he'd wake up from this one just like all the other times.

Put another way, if you were at a party and you saw one of your chronically drug using friends passed out on a sofa, would your first thought be "shit, I'd better call an ambulance in case he's OD'd!" Nope, you'd think "So what else is new?" and head back home.

But would you be your current self in ten year old you's body? Because I think after a week or so you'd start going crazy.

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Well yea because I can see how someone can easily die from it.
Someone with experience with being around it should know this.
Why would she take a picture of him in the first place?

Wasn't Michael Jackson going to expose the jews as well?

she also took pics of him dead and stole his wallet

I didn't even know he was sick

so she basically sold her freedom for money for an article? dumb

I remember I was in 7th grade and it was the night of our chorus performance. My friend came in and said he had died.

>Why would she take a picture of him in the first place?

She took a lot of photos of him that night, while alive and awake (pic related on the left). Probably figured the last one of him passed out would be good for a laugh when showing her friends afterwards.

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Well she probably shouldn't have left him in the most dangerous position

that sucks

how can you go from being funny man to drug abuser? Him and Phillip Seymor Hoffman get no sympathy from me.

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what do the two even have to do with each other

amazing how the (((Main Stream media))) hid PSH bad drug habit for years, And I am convinced he was a closeted gay in a bearded marriage.

To think that little condo like that runs $5000/mo all because it's in muh tall building.

explain

that picture somehow makes me sadder than the less dignified vomit/blood one.

The Herbie Hancock building?

He lived in the John Hancock Center in Chicago

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They are expensive as fuck is my point. I thought they were rented, but they are actually bought. Some condos in the John Hancock building in Chicago sale for millions of dollars. The condos dont even look like much.

no sticky no real
fake gay

At least we still have John Candy and Phil Hartman

LMAOOOOOO

*Herbie Hancock

What, are you dumb?

Annnnd that reference went right over your head.

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I'm not sure. If she knew she'd only get between say, 12 and 36 months a few hundred thousand for the exclusive interview might have been worth it.