When Agent Smith and Cypher go on a date how did they decide which way to split the check?
Usually the person who was hosting would pay - like a man is expected to when he asks out a woman.
But Agent Smith was the host and he didn't really eat anything. So he cant be expected to pay. But then again inviting someone to eat with you and not eat then getting them to pay for the full bill when you hosted is equally absurd.
I think I'm gonna be sick
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This scene is steakino
How the FUCK did Cypher insert himself into the Matrix?
ever dialled your own phone number?
medium rare is too chewy IMO
savage
obviously agent smith paid you fucking retard he was trying to turn cypher
Oh, yeah, because the savage is the only who actually cooks the food
Gonna try this rn
problems from inserting and extracting youself came from Agents being on your ass, thats why niggas needed an operator. it obviously didn't apply to Cypher, if anything Agent Smith guided him.
but if he paid the full bill then he could look overly eager and Cypher would lose interest
Whoa.
doubt any payment was necessary I'm assuming agents have a way of just having the whole thing transpire without anyone remembering anything like all the people who interact with them just forget about it immediately after
Somewhat related, if Cypher had been successful, would the agents have held up their end of the bargain? If so, how? Bear in mind that not only would they have to retroactively create a persona who hadn't existed up to that and implanted false memories into his head, but they'd have to do it for anyone who'd "known" him or seen one of his films (being an "actor" and all).
Seems like it would've been easier to just kill him after he'd served his purpose.
all of that can be assumed to be extremely easy considering it's all controlled anyways
just give him a job offer somewhere and have him move to ny as a fresh out of uni student or some shit
no one needs to know him or anything he just needs a fake resume and starts his life there
How did he plug himself in without anyone noticing? How was he even physically able to insert himself?
who was in the wrong here?
But, when he was jacked into the matrix in the real world wouldn't the rest of the crew wonder what's he doing while his body was just lying there?
Or did he wait till everyone was asleep?
How can it be kino if the steak isn't even real?
>run script to dial #
>reach hand behind head place inside
>run script to dial out
>reach hand behind head and take out
it's not impossible to understand, considering the agents knew he was coming I'm assuming that made it all that much easier considering he doesn't have to worry about shit
>she was a fucking whuuuuore
these fags make and run programs that have virtual waifus in it
you think they can't make a program to run a script to jack in and jack out at a certain time?
There is no way he could physically lie back in the chair and plug himself in
it doesn't even show him laying back in the chair
he might not even need the chair, he could do it sitting up
looks like those chairs are for when shit hits the fan and their bodies are flailing around wildly
>did he wait till everyone was asleep?
yes, obviously
>There is no way someone can reach to the back of their head while sitting
nigga what
Quite a risk to run, though. Imagine if anyone had needed to get up to take a wizz and spotted him in the chair. It would then be easy enough to look at the code/monitor and see what he was up to.
There is no fucking way he could bend his arm that much get real
Even easier to use him as the toilet :^)
yeah, and betraying your crew to get a deal with Agents was even more of a risk. obviously Cypher accepted it.
Why didn't he just fly on the eagles and double the ressources?
lay back in your chair
reach and touch where the back of your head would be if there was a giant hole for your head
wow incredible
Believe it or not, you piece of shit - you're still gonna fry!
It's literally as much of a strain on yuur arms as scratching the back of your head
why would a machine lie? the architect at the end implies that lying is a human trait, not a machine's
>too much work
it's a compuer, it doesn't give a fuck about "work" its literally "run a few cycles and give the Steaknigga his reward"
Uhh yeah and then try stick a giant needle into your brain, not happening
people can cut off their own limbs
I'm sure he can jam something into a hole specially designed to fit it
>she was a fucking whuuuoorrrssse
Name 1 (one) thing that Cypher did wrong.
>I need the budget Cyrus the Virus
I mean he physically can't reach behind his head in those chairs and plug himself in
So everyone here agrees that a fake but nice reality is better than the real world right?
there is nothing hard about plugging yourself in from one of these chairs
you can come up with hundreds of scenarios which allow you to plug yourself in
and once again
these chairs are not required at all
they're there for comfort for long stays inside
32 yr old boomer here
you zoomers really had to be there when the Matrix came out. It was the fucking tits, as in, I think it's the last time I remember that pop culture was changed literally overnight. It was everywhere, and seeing it in at the theater was magical....
Dude that picture just proves my point, it's physically impossible to wrap your hand around that head rest to plug in. Also I'm gonna need a source on the chairs not being required to jack into the Matrix on the Nebuchadnezzar
you were 12
you don't remember shit retard
And then every movie had to parody bullet time, and everyone trying to look cool would wear sunglasses and leather jackets. It's pretty cringe brah
I wouldn't mind a simulated existence if I were still legit interacting with other, actual people "plugged in" as well. But if I knew that all the other "people" were purely AI or or coded, I would feel too pathetic to enjoy it. It's like fucking a silicone doll...no matter how real they can make those things, you know you're still fucking a lump of plastic who isn't any more aware of your existence than a bag of rocks.
jelly zoomer detected
he killed Tony's horsed
there exist for comfort and to keep you locked down when you're getting your dick kicked in and your body is thrashing around everywhere, it's clear from the design of the picture alone
the only thing they use to jack in is the needle
>pull needle through hole in chair
>place it in your head as you lean forward
>fall back less than a foot after you connect yourself to be jacked in
if you're too stupid to figure out a way to plug yourself in then just don't comment
you can do it thousands of ways
>How the FUCK did Cypher insert himself into the Matrix
According to the Wachowskis, Neo interrupts Cypher writing a script (some kind of automated operator) that will enable him to enter and leave the Matrix without a human operator present.
t.rex hands
Oh so you just gently slide onto it like you do on your dads dick?
I feel like that's just the movie breaking it's own rules for the sake of that scene
>tie strings to around needle
>place it genitally in the hole
>pull forward rapidly to lock it in the back of your head
>you lay there on the ground for 10-15min as you talk to agent/do whatever else (if it even takes that long)
>script pulls you out and you unplug and go about your day
alternatively
>place it in some notch anywhere
>slam head backward into until it locks in
>script runs
>an autist who is so focused on facts that have absolutely no factor into the solution that he can't see one of the millions of incredibly simple solutions
seek help
That's not my only gripe with this movie. Even Neo going to see the Oracle was stupid, she could have just picked up the phone and called Tank
yeah you're not the type of person who should be analyzing film
I recommend you stick to MLP youtube videos to critique, cause you simply just don't have the mental capacity for understanding anything else
Whoa dude EPIC roast my guy haha this is why I still come to 4channel xD
I'm only 27 and not even American and I still remember how much of a phenomena Matrix was. belive me, even small kids heard about it.
Machines don't lie
>Who do you think I am? A human?
The trannies that made this could answer your autistic question.
>tfw no Cypher/Smith romantic drama spinoff
>I WAS PROMISED SOMETHING MORE THAN STEAK
this movie isn't real but still kino
based social anxiety poster
i was always under the impression that this movie was created without a sequel in mind even though it ends with an open ending
Did they also give Cypher one of them orgasm cakes for dessert?
>ask the be plugged back in
>don't ask to be a little girl
There's only so much the system can do man. They tried at first to give humans a paradise but their brain rejected it. I assume the same for that given tranny suicide rates.
"Mouse" appears at dinner during a scene to attempt to pump his digital whore to Neo. It is likely that Scipher used this as a premise to go into the Matrix and told Mouse not to watch, or had Smith scramble the feed once inside to mask what Scipher was doing.
We can't lie
he has literally no leverage once he betrays his team. The only motive they could have in giving him his matrix life is if they wanted other humans to know that they could also defect
That scene didn't make sense because neo and the zion rebels could go into the matrix any time they wanted to eat digital steak
>we
I know this steak doesn't exist.
I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy... and delicious.
After nine years, you know what I realize?
Maybe the machines couldn't figure out what ketchup tastes like but they know it spices up a nice well done steak. Makes you think about a lot of things desu
He burned Pie Oh My alive. It was a beautiful fucking animal.
Also he killed a hoor, but she was pregnant with a kid that wasn't his so it doesn't really count.
This is why machines destroyed humanity.
It was a business meeting, not a date.
Agent Smith pays the bill, and deducts it as an entertainment business expense.