Slowpoke here, just watched this. How the FUCK are they going to get out of this???

both of these would be prolly the worst twists possibru

>"Bortus"
>"Yes, commander?"
>"I need you to get down to the simulator and get your ass reamed by as many simulations as possible! The filthier, the better!"
>"Aye, Captain"

Do Kaylons dream of electric genocide?

If they get out of it with some power of love BS, I'm dropping the show.

This. They've already laid groundwork for Krill team up, with that relationship with Ed.

If they do any sort of virus or friendship it will be a wasted opportunity for world building.

You didn't drop it after the gay orgy in the holodeck, you won't drop it over that.

If there's only one gender, can it be gay? Must suck if your only options are to be gay or to be a pol posting incel.

I'm expecting a BOBW ending. We saw the Kaylon remotely deactivate Isaac via a signal from their homeworld which means it's probable they are all susceptible to it. Either the Union will reverse engineer that signal or Isaac will willingly use it to put the Kaylon to sleep.

That episode was based though, it was about how porn addiction is degenerate and destroys lives.

previous ep
>lol maklans are so mean with their irrational culture
this ep
>lol kaylons are so mean with their heartless rational thinking

Isaac was sending false info to the kaylons the entire time and their plan to invade earth is based on them thinking humans are allergic to candy

>too many people died.
could easily be non-lethal considering no heads exploded and how quickly they took control.

>tfw no chairs on kaylon

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I just wonder.if Pria's personal transporter survived after the timeline was altered. We know they remember her because prior to her arrival they had no idea how to detect dark matter until she showed them how it was done and then suddenly Union ships started having dark matter cartographers on board.

There is the issue of billions of remains below the surface.

sometimes it seems like the writers didn't think the logic all the way through
>oh hey let's just let this highly advanced society of robots send a guy to study us (and our weak points) while they don't allow us to study them
>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

yeah, but the few "red shirt" getting shot by robot head jizz had pretty big flaming burn marks on them,

yeah they spent the budget of 3 episodes on the robot planet for that. makes total sense.

Or perhaps the Union leadership is just that naive, assuming advanced civilizations that aren't immediately hostile aren't a threat.

Maybe the Union thought the risk was worth potentially gaining a powerful new ally?

Which is unrelated to the context of the discussion you were replying to.

evidently that's the case according to the show's logic. But it implies that the union leadership is hella naive, and they already have the previous experience with the krill, so they ought to be wary.

dead race didn't have sarah connor to fuck up their skynet

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Union leadership have been ineffectual fools every time they get screentime. They're always more concerned with not stepping on any toes than actually improving bad situations.

It's ironic that society that supposedly still watches 90s TV shows wasn't aware of Battlestar Galactica. All this could have been avoided if only someone said, hey.... wait a minute

fair point.

Just like real politicians.

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If you think of the Union as the EU it makes perfect sense. Of course the EU would make it illegal to criticize the invaders as well.

the genocide was a lie for the test, turns out the biological population uploaded their minds into the robots

I don't remember her being that thin, that's gotta be a weak fucking Cylon under there.

You don't remember much, she's organic their is no
>Cylon under there

I never actually watched it so you're right.

she was always a bony bitch

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Of course there's still the seven billion people that they already murdered.

you can't rape a toaster

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Isaac is going to kill all robots to save his humanfu.

Orville Thread
>Comfy discussing the situation at hand, the characters, memes and joking around

STD thread
>No replies
>Theories about why it's so terrible, if it's legally required to be 25% different
>No positivity
>Shill call-outs

sad thing is you're right

how low has the orville fallen

the skulls could be fake

why would they store all that shit anyway

How about you watch the second part before declaring it doomed

You think they excavated giant caverns all over their planet and filled them full of fake biological remains as a test?

>tricia helfer will never sit on your face and then explode on your mouth
why even live

As it turns out, they weren't actually that big of a threat and are taken down relatively easily.

its a pretty important test

it could also all be a hologram

why would they have an unguarded hatch leading to a massive chamber that has secrets they do not want anyone to find out 2 steps away from the landing pad?

the orville (like std) is just so fucking full of shit, but nobody dares to point them out because its not std so it cant be bad

>writes like a black kid
>reddit spacing
Pretty sure you're the one who's full of shit, Jamal.

Fuck your drawings

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i worked all day long and i speak english as a second language, do you seriously think im going to bother checking my grammar just to please some fat teenager

fuck off

>still writing like a black kid
>not even white enough to be a native anglophone
>not white enough to correct his behavior
Yeah, you can leave my site now, third worlder.

Everyone seems to be forgetting how that hatch opened just for the kid, it's like 'someone' was setting him up to find the bones

Tbqh for a kid that good at piano he's a shit drawer

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This actually seems likely because because it's one planet vs a Union of 300. We've seen the Kaylon go down to simple weapons fire in physical combat. There's not a chance in hell they can physically invade and exterminate the populations of 300 worlds. The only chance they have is to sterilize the planets from orbit.

k

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>continues posting on american site because literally obsessed and not evolved enough to have his own image board
Tell me more about how you feel about the mutt movies and TV you literally can't stop watching because your country doesn't produce anything of value, non-white. :^)

Not sure what one has to do with the other. Are Pianists notoriously good at painting/drawing/etc?

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Let me tell you about parts of the world that weren't white enough to prevent my country from putting bases on soil or navies in the water: (your country's name here)

Remember me the next time you drive by our military base, non-white. Remmber me the next time you watch something made in my country. Remember me the next time you drink a cold, refreshing CocaCola Classic. :^)

is mcdonalds not open at this time?

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>continues communicating in my language because his is irrelevant on post WW2 Planet USA
I wonder what your great grandfather would feel about you having zero shame and zero pull in the world. :^)

>Posting in a forum about Jewish made propaganda.

How reddit are you?

i only need to post 1 pic at a time to get your brown ass to smash the keyboard in pure hatred

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Good fine motor skills

>y-y-you're doing what I say!!
>I h-have the power now!!!
Look at the impotent cope from the kid my country exploits. Pretty hilarious.

>forum
>reddit space in post
0/10. Lurk until you learn subtlety, election tourist.

Is that cyborg ninja from mgs??? They finally making mgs: the movie???

Oh no. What will Klansman Burger do about posting about a Jewish controlled show?

>cry more

>obsessed with the jews because of impoverished childhood resulting from his parents' failure to take personal responsibility at any point in their lives
Tell me about your dad, user.

yes thats grey fox

Remember the Orville is like #3000 in a series of mediocre ships for the federation or whatever they call themselves.

Didn't look like that armada could fight off 100 of them much less thousands, to say nothing of capital ships.

we have no idea how powerful those ships are, just that they are significantly more advanced then the alliance

True, but under the general rule the bigger it is the more powerful, it can't be that much of a discrepancy.

but who says thats a rule? for the lesser races sure, but the zoo-keepers and the kaylons are different, issac was more complicated then the whole ship, when he uploaded himself into the computer the ship could barely handle it, thats one kaylon

Star Trek is a show about space Jews. I'm not obsessed I just like it.

Star Trek isn't about the Ferengi, dunce.

They were (((supposed))) to be the enemy. (((Who))) changed that?

Someone who realized that Israel is nothing but our foothold in the middle east so we can put missile defense systems there as well as secure the land bridge between Asia and Africa. It's like none of you retarded faggots with absentee parents ever played Risk.

they just sucked as enemies they were suppose to be the opposite of the federation, insular amoral sexist and obsessed with wealth, but they were just really lame

Orville isn't trying to take itself seriously. That's the difference and that's why no one bitches and whoever does misses the fucking point of the show by a mile.

So who do the Kaylon represent. Obviously they're NPCs, but are they China?

Nobody represents China as this is a comedy and anything negative would hurt Fox in general over there.

Welcome to non-censored shows in a free land, censored by other lands.

no one in particular like the klingons could be russian or japanese or w/e the fuck you needed them to be, most major st races are like that even the bajorians are either palestinians or maybe jews or maybe kangz or maybe...etc

It's probably gonna be some bullshit like Isaac did it all as a prank but whatever it's still good

except in the first episode

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No but I think issac was "good" the whole time, but he's trapped, he setup the kid finding the bones in the hopes they would all just gtfo, the kaylons fleet wasn't ready so they might have just let them go, thats why he was being such a prick once he woke up, he knew what was coming and was trying to get them all to get the fuck out of their

all their spines glow with they fuck, not just the first episode, you obviously haven't seen the show, stop posting about it

What the FUCK why is there a legitimate unironic serious Orville thread? Is this shit actually good?

it's not destroying every single fucking person on Earth that is the treasure, it's the friends they made along the way

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>a shit drawer

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Non-Americans really need to stop posting their third world gibberish.

JUST STOP TRYING TO PARTICIPATE

first day? if you like star trek or sci-fi in general yes, its pretty good

*you're

it's unironically good

It's like Star Trek. The shitty jokes don't even ruin it. It's far better than STD that's for sure

no its your

kek

*know it's you're

they'res nothing hear I disagree with

bro

I think this or some variation. Isaac will probably help.

Yeah some sort of computer virus that kills them all except for Isaac; leaving him to be the only/ last of his kind; sort of like Data.

It was being very shitty then KABLAM!!! hit you in the face with kino scifi

...

They'll probably sing a song from American Idol, read a quote from Seinfeld, sing an Elton John song, while drinking an Ice Cold Coca Cola and that will somehow save the day.

Pilot is crap.
First half of season one is okay
Second half of season one is great
Second season is kino

the second season has been good for the most part but the first contact episode is the series' worst by far

Absolutely. You will get no disagreement from me there. It was worse than the pilot and that was what I previously considered the shows bottom. It was worse than a bad star trek episode, at least those are fun to laugh at.

I liked it the least but it was still decent