/ffg/ - Found Footage General

Featured film: As Above, So Below

Previously: What is found footage? Found footage consists of feature length movies, shorts, or webseries designed to have the look and feel of actual (non-fictional) filmed events that were lost and subsequently discovered and made available to the viewer. That is why it is the most creative subgenre ever to exist, with over 700 movies and counting!

PLEASE HELP THE FOUND FOOTAGE COMMUNITY BY RATING FILMS, CORRECTING INFO, AND SUBMITTING NEW FILMS TO THE FOUND FOOTAGE DATABASE:

FF IMDB: foundfootagecritic.com/found-footage-films-database/

Conversation starters for newbies:
>What is your favorite found footage film?
>What found footage film are you looking forward to?
>What is your idea for the perfect found footage film?

HOW TO FIND FOUND FOOTAGE FILMS ONLINE: AN /FFG/ GUIDE

a) Download Sources from best (1) to worst (5)

1) Private Torrents (PTP, CG, and THC are the best for FF and THC is easy to join)
2) Private Usenet accounts (Get these from private torrents and private piracy forums)
3) Public Usenet (use Binsearch, get a free usenet account, slow but it works)
4) Public Torrents (use BTDB, torrentz2, zooqle, rarbg)
5) Public and private DDL (warez-bb, filehosts)

b) Streaming sites have quite a few. Type in google "[name of movie] 123movies"

c) Amazon Prime has a lot of them if you already have an account.

d) Ask /ffg/ for the ones you can't find using above methods. Remember to archive the rare ones for your fellow FF fans!

e) Here's a still-evolving pastebin of FF movies you can watch on Youtube. These are NOT recommendations!
pastebin.com/HBBBdXPu

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/6Hufzuj5weo
youtube.com/watch?v=R_W45ajDCl0
youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tporf_3Ls
privatebin.net/?d6368aa94e96140b#P4Z8muZeBsRq0ZY5PwSBIsJbEGPq2olXzmFlFn6nBsc=
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hervey
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

is this movie good?

Comfy af my dude

the OP movie is probably my favorite found footage flick

sure

One of my favourite found footage films alongside Rec 1. I really liked the catacombs atmosphere and setting. The girl in it is also cute

The concept is great because the paris catacombs are really fucking scary, execution gets a little sloppy near the end when it just devolves into jumpscares but there's some nice tension building around the middle of the film.

someone post the webm

fell apart at the end. everything up until the final 20 or so minutes were great.

Certainly one of my favorite FF.

based

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no

As Above So Below is overrated trash and I'm not being contrarian. It's an aimless mess of a movie that starts out as globetrotting treasure hunt, goes occult thriller and turns into horror, but doesn't deliver enough on any front to justify the change as a tweest.

scarlett is cute!

I agree.

It's like a Lara Croft horror tale

I'm dropping jacquie for scarlett.

I watched this for the first time huddled with 20 other people in the rec room of a 378 foot ship, at 1am, sailing down the coast of Panama. The cultists were the freakiest part

sounds like it was fun

love claire

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>The cultists were the freakiest part
I wish they had shown them more

no

meh

h8 claire

thanks mates I'll check it out

What a pleasant surprise to see this thread on the same day I remembered about this movie.

Here, have a nice song from the OST

youtu.be/6Hufzuj5weo

thanks, sounds like a song they play at a fetish club

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nice

benji...

based, check out our girl's review bros:

youtube.com/watch?v=R_W45ajDCl0

no

I've already seen it. It was nice.

Remember seeing this in theaters.
Was surprised how good it was. And spooky.

>our girl
that's not angela

As Above, So Cute

what a qt

>tfw no qt nerdy gf to watch found footage with

I thought this movie was good and a solid addition to the genre. Deal with it. Much better acting than expected too.

If you watch it again and like it, you should watch The Tunnel and The Borderlands.

das rite

now that the dust has settled, who was this dude and what the fuck was his problem?

that's benji

I'm not sure, it could be benji

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As above so below was pretty decent.
A bunch of explorers are under Paris in those catacombs looking for Flamels' grave so they can find the alchemists stone
Decent acting, good atmosphere, nice spooks, and the ending is pretty neat.
Worth a watch if you haven't seen it yet

nice webms bro

Is Apollo 18 considered found footage? Good premise, average story/ execution.

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yeah

Only thing I hated is they had cool shit like the hooded dude and the statue/wall creatures but we barely see any of them due to the shaky camera.
I know it's found footage style but still.
Also the fact that they mostly get out alive at the end aside from 3 people seems dumb to me
I fully expected them to Come out of the manhole and think they're in the clear but realize they're still in hell and it just looks like the streets of paris

its complete shit. just watch the first 10 minutes where:
>the main female character escapes certain death, declares she speaks latin and lockpicks a fucking door
>says she needs help reading some fucking tablet she found before a bomb exploded in the first scene and conveniently the only human being in the world who can read this is a 20 something american who looks like a faggot from american pie
>she finds this asshole fixing an ancient church bell that hasnt worked for a billion fucking years but he manages to fix it no problem because hes a cool american :^)
>cool american also happens to be this girls ex boyfriend or some shit
>then this cool american uses his cool american seduction skills on a museum qt to get them inside after theyre closed
>then this super duper 10/10 genius female character figures out that the million year old tablet has hidden text on the back and that she has to pull le old liquid and fire trickeroo to get the text to show or some shit

I kept watching after this because it was actually mindblowing how bad this was but cant remember anything else for some reason. Dont get memed by these retards on this general into watching it unless you do it for the laughs, most of these morons have absolute shit taste in movies, which is a pretty accurate description of this general for subhuman losers

who hurt you?

I agree.

Any movies as comfy as AASB?

GE

You must be fun at parties

Leaving D.C.

So your a virgin, got it.

Alternative poster.

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looks kind of cool

Do you guys just role play and pretend that there are good found footage movies besides Chronicle and the Blair Witch Project ?

Watched Cat Skill Park. Was alright, dragged on too long at some part, and the cgi at some points was terrible, but was alright. Finally watched Badder Ben, pure comedy.

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Oh no, how will I ever deal your different taste, user? You're so bold. It's a mess of a movie, ans that's my opinion, for which I am not bold to have, for everyone has an opinion.

I've seen The Tunnel and The Borderlands, both are far better movies than AASB.

pleb

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As above so below, was fun in a flawed way

I would penetrate Claire.

[Spoiler]with bullets[/spoiler]

Reading up on Hermeticism was more fun than the movie.

neat

based

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like most found footage

I don't read I watch movies.

yeah

You'll never restore you divinity, user.

toma

hey i was wondering if you guys were streaming a playlist somewhere, could be fun to chat about these movies live.

I have a Deepak Chopra book that I can read. Is that good?

no

It has some very creative scenes but I didn't really enjoy it overall. It relied a bit too heavily on the characters who I found to be mostly unlikeable.

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As Above, So Below is pretty good, surprised it isn't mentioned more

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woah

rip my nigga

It's fucking retarded. But I guess compared to the usual trash around here it's OK.

I found Hell House LLC to be surprisingly comfy

could be easy to do , tho. bunch of linkssssss andboom . especially would be worthy since i can't watch through 80% of those movies because frankly tey are shit... always flake of gold somewhere but really it makes the whole thing better when having an interactive shitpost chat as we watch it. great place to develop ideas .,

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fuck off

typical monster underground flick, there are a ton of found footage like it

haha. it happened already and my community petered out, as it happened. eh, it is what it is

I would do it if I knew how but I'm a boomer

what the name of that japanese FF movie that has people saying its kino??
roku oh no
koko roko

please help anons.

Okaruto? Karuto? Those are Occult and Cult, bot by Koji Shiraishi.

Noroi the curse?

k

this one, thanks user

August Underground Mordum

Where?

based

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Dammit it's not on tubi

Speaking of Koji Shiraishi, has anyone seen this by him? Haven't heard anything about it here or anywhere else

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I haven't seen it but I've been meaning to. If there's no subs then I probably won't watch it.

I guarantee if there were subs, we would’ve already heard about it.

Damn it looks good too.

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Shit, it's been 5 years and no ones uploaded it? It's on amazon for 50 fucking bucks, blueray.

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love scarlett

No wait fuck me, someone uploaded it to fucking XVIDEOS of all the fucking places
/video18691583
no subs there either, hardcoded korean

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Sorry but the page you requested was not found.

Damn I wish people made more alternative posters for films, especially older and foreign films. It would spruce my kino server up a lot.

add the / to the end you baffoon

wait is this a korean or japanese movie?

I don't even know what you're talking about user I'm new to movie poster collecting and nobody has a good newfag collector's guide teach me retard.

There's found footage movies on pornhub and redtube too.

no thanks

I didn't know it was FF, thought it was standard

>As Above So Below
I fucking love this movie. Perfect balance between Tomb Raider-esque adventure and found-footage horror. Takes too much time to get started though
My friends hated it, the fucking plebs.

what was?

A Record of Sweet Murder

it's probably another runaround to get you to waste your time.

cronkle

>There's found footage movies on pornhub and redtube too.
ew

youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tporf_3Ls
youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tporf_3Ls
youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tporf_3Ls
youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tporf_3Ls
youtube.com/watch?v=N-Tporf_3Ls

Is this good, /ffg/?

yes, now fuck off

KA

yeah

GU

First half-to-two-thirds is features some of the best atmosphere and tension building of any ff horror, but the closing stretch is fucking trash. I don't know what the hell they were thinking.

good night

This post hits the nail on the head, but it doesn't do justice to the shitty ending where Our Perfect MC starts punching demons and backtracking through literal Hell like a fucking Castlevania game post-Symphony.
Fuck this film, based cameraman deserved better than this trash MC.

This.
Tomb Raider x Dante's Inferno.
Maximum comfy, and I even liked the ending, sue me.

not even close

retard

lol what

watched this last night, it's a well done low budget ff and actually pretty hilarious

the pig farm section with the Polish guy is comfy as fuck

it made me hungry while watching it lol

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lol the way he prepared the meat did look tasty

>is capable of expertly butchering a person
>for some reason cuts a tiny square section of meat from a body to cook a huge stew
Why?

to conserve it probably

So it's just horror and mystery films?

no

me too

It's literally the same thing.

yeah pretty much to conserve I imagine
I do the same thing when I have a lot of something

I'm not following

I'm a big fan of Scarlett from As Above So Below.

Are found footage films capable of being true kino or are they just a crutch for low budget film makers to punch above their weight? Blair Witch was the only groundbreaking found footage that I can think of and that was more to do with blurring the lines between fiction and reality.

t. only watched three FF movies

>Blair Witch was the only groundbreaking found footage that I can think of and that was more to do with blurring the lines between fiction and reality.
Everybody who says this nonsense has only seen a handful of FF movies. Many of us have seen most of the movies in our guide, which hasn't been updated in a while. FF is more than you think it is because you have certain biases in your mind that don't let you explore the subgenre.

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I've only seen a few, yeah. I'm about to watch Long Pigs and I'm interested in the format. I'm not being a dick, I'm just asking your opinions.

>need a specific cut for stew
>cut out a perfect square (including skin) from a cadaver that corresponds to not a single anatomic structure
>later pictured expertly butchering an entire body, packing up and labeling the meat for storage

I'm a FF pleb, I'll admit it freely butI have liked what little I've seen which is horror mostly. is this a real or meme list?

This is our best list and it is real, yes.

Been working through this list, it'd be nice if it split them between faux-documentary and "recovered footage" but I can't really complain if I'm not willing to do the work.

You should start with the featured film in the OP. It's more entry level than Long Pigs.

Got it. I'm trying to find a good link for Long Pigs right now but what's your recommendation. AASB looks good and I've heard good things about The Conspiracy.
I've seen most of the normie stuff; Blair Witch, Rec, Clovergield, Chronicle, VHS, and Grave Encounters.

I'm writing a film right now that feels like a found footage approach might work but I'm worried it will just be more of the same and I'd like to avoid that if I can

You think? I can't find a good link for LP right now so I'm waiting on an amazon tree trial email to come in. I'll watch AASB the now and get back to LP

Yeah and when I say entry level I don't mean it as a negative thing. You have to get used to the format and the way they do found footage to really appreciate it. And Long Oigs is pretty low budget so when you dive into those lower budget films you need to be comfortable with the way they're filmed. Long Pigs manages to look sort of realistic though, even with the small Joey.

small budget*

Damn iPad

I just started AASB and I'm glad I did. If the thread's still up when I finish I'll be back
lmao

>I'm trying to find a good link for Long Pigs right now
privatebin.net/?d6368aa94e96140b#P4Z8muZeBsRq0ZY5PwSBIsJbEGPq2olXzmFlFn6nBsc=
Password is /ffg/

>but what's your recommendation
Just go through the whole list, start with the ones whose premises interest you the most. I've found that recommending FF doesn't really work as well as what I'm telling you to do right now because what I like may not be what you like. For example, Lake Mungo is beloved here but some people get angry at it because it's "not scary to them" even though nobody told them it was "scary" in the traditional sense.

Hey man, thanks. I'm just going to trust you've not given me cyberAIDS

Luke Mungo is interesting, I'm a bit lukewarm about it overall but I feel like it has some of the most "earned scares" in the genre.

The thread should still be up. Enjoy the film.

So far this is the Tomb Raider film we deserved

Yeah

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this. up until then it was one of the best fff i've seen

I highly recommend Noroi: The Curse

toma

based

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Best film coming through

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Damn, that was actually really good. Thanks for the recommendation lads

True

Guys, I'm going on a trip to a place pretty much in the middle of nowhere with some friends tomorrow. Can you recomend some movies for that kinda feeling?

I'm downloading Exists (2014) and the OP's movie already to start the night.

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Crowsnest

Noroi has some great rural segments

>Everybody who says this nonsense
it's the same person every day, they just reword it slightly

I've watched noroi before. It's a great movie, but I'm afraid it's a bit too slow to watch with friends.

I'll check that one out, thanks.

I hope you all get eaten by Bigfoot.

whatever you do, don't try to film the trip

Not cool man, what are you going to do if he really does get eaten by bigfoot?

laugh

bNOiT dFEEkL SdO HiUNhGfRtY

This

I wish this dumb cunt would've gotten stuck in the cave-in at the beginning.

My computer doesn't like the download of Long Pigs because it's a chromebook. I'm checking out Savageland

I wonder what her sin was. When you think about it, her and the cameraman must have done something messed up to die the way they did

>I'm checking out Savageland
Hell yeah bro, I recommend the ones you haven't seen from this chart.

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RIP, let us know if you find Innawoods user or his footage

Will do

you might like this

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there he is
where you been man

Not that guy but thanks

converting all my mp3s to a lower bitrate.
it literally (used in the correct sense) took more than 24 hours to add 6GB of files to iTunes.
so I decided to take a breather for an hour or two and it ended up lasting all night
i made one or two posts anyway, but like 75% less than I usually would

no problem, it's cool to see them all laid out like that.
I imagine it might be useful to anyone interested in making their own horror movie/story

damn g
is the computer running a little better at least?

I can't even tell yet honestly.
that 6GB was only one folder of albums I've downloaded recently (including all the Anticon stuff), I've got dozens more.
it's easy to do, pretty much clicking and dragging, but it takes so long and I don't want to open anything else that might cause the programs to crash.
and I'm only up to the steps of converting and adding them to iTunes, I haven't even synced them onto my phone yet.
I'd estimate that I'll be able to listen to some new music some time next week. fingers crossed.

what's going on?

Well that was also an interesting one. It's like the Making a Murderer of a horror movie's aftermath. Wish it hadn't been zombies though.

hi Marvin!

lol

What does /ffg/ expect from a found footage film? If you could tell the creators to do or not do one thing what would it be?
Which do you prefer, the "recovered footage" or "fake documentary"?

What's your favourite found footage film and why is it Blair Witch?

Yeah bro, good stuff.

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test

Well Mr. Market Researcher, there's a lot of cliches in this genre that badly hamper the movies they're in. Constant screaming, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT????, running so much I can't see shit, unrealistic camera glitches, longface ghost, 'why are you still filming', it's shit we're all sick of and laugh at. Certain exceptions have to be made for the sake of fiction, of course, but you can only press that so much.

I like both forms, but I have a soft spot for fake documentary types, I think it's a format with a ton of potential. For instance, Savageland and Lake Mungo are both fantastic and balance their unnatural element well with the expected realism of a documentary. But things like Fury of the Demon, which had me guessing at points whether it was fake for not, tip too far into the territory of grounded reality. Recovered footage needs to answer a few questions in a way that don't slap you in the face, the most glaring one is why certain scenes are even filmed. For the sake of plot, but the audience ever questions it, you failed. Blair Witch Project answers it perfectly through the character of Heather and her need for control. It's part of the character interactions. But other movies just have the camera running at certain points for no discernible reason. There must be a precedent for it beyond 'hey we're making a movie!', give it a necessity. [REC] answers it better than most since they intend to leak the footage to the outside world.

Budget means nothing, /ffg/ loves Leaving DC for its relatable and kind of lovable main character but also the really intimate feel and genuine spookiness. On the other hand we love shit like Chronicle, an actual Hollywood production. It comes down to the script and the idea and the creativity of the filmmakers. Limitations breed creativity. That's why BWP is so good, it's a student film that does everything right, even if it did sew the seeds of some cliches, it did them first and did them best.

I hope it works out
getting some cool ranch doritos right now lol

figure out how to make a scary movie without relying solely on jumpscares.
and if you absolutely have to have them, mix it up a bit so it's not the only method. and definitely do not make them pointless and unrelated to the plot with loud audio blasts. it's cheap, lame and never scary. it even makes me respect the filmmaker less.
>omg their cell phone rang!!
>omg a door slammed shut!!
if you can't make a scary movie without resorting to blasting me in the face with a stab of audio every time I'm supposed to be spooked, you need to stop making movies altogether.

I'm willing to forgive one, but as soon as this happens more than once, I lose interest and will actively go out of my way to tell people that your movie a shit.

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I kinda dread and like the thought that for the rest of their lives they will wonder if they are actually back in their world...

Gangweed?

That obvious, huh?
I appreciate the input.

I agree. Jump scares are the horror equivalent of fart jokes. They can be great but there's a time and a place.

>and definitely do not make them pointless and unrelated to the plot with loud audio blasts
I cannot stand this shit, 100% agree.

It's the camera glitches that get me. Take me right out of it

>Blair Witch Project answers it perfectly through the character of Heather and her need for control. It's part of the character interactions.
excellent point.
directors need to figure out an organic way to make it plausible for larger audiences to believe that someone would still be filming.

even though I don't really know if it makes sense in reality, the autistic kid who was always filming in Alien Abduction (2014), felt very natural to me.
same with REC (which you were also right about), it made a lot of sense.
"we need to let people know what happened here!!!"

it's just hard to figure out a believable reason why and some directors are lazy and think "fuck it, the audience will get it" which can be incredibly detrimental to a film because people like things to make sense to them and might be only willing to suspend their disbelief so much.

actually the guys who made Found Footage 3D did a good job of making it seem believable, and I would recommend people check it out.
(if you hate meta stuff, you might want to skip it but I thought they did a great job of justifying everything they did through the lense of "rules of horror films")

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lol have you ever watched inner demons?

This is the best FF Movie ever.

Alex Jones is finally back on JRE.
I'll try to pay attention to the thread but I might be a bit distracted.

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I like it a lot but idk if I'd go that far.

toma

barbarian fights during arabian nights

human-pig hybrids

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u wot m8

see

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wtf?

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that person does not exist

oh shi-

cute hand

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cool

>oy vey
that is actually pretty dope though

>As Above, So Below
Absolute waste of potential, didn't need to be a horror movie

>sup kid

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based

Her name is actually Perdita Weeks lol

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where is she from?

such a qt

Wales

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I wanna take her out for coffee

do welsh people have those kinds of names?

Have you ever seen written Welsh? It doesn't look like a human language. Looks like a stroke.

Codaf yn gynnar bob dydd.
Codaf yn gynnar yfory.
Ni chysgant ond pan fo angen.

And none of it is pronounced how you think it is. Llewellyn, Gwynevere and Jones are all Welsh name.

I'm not sure but I like her name.

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no that's why I'm asking, as far as I know wales is similar to england
that must be some celtic shit

lol

now we're cookin'

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I always thought she was named after the lady dog from 101 Dalmatians

lovely shoulder

lol could be

>wales is similar to england
wew that's a dangerous opinion, friend. Wales a separate country, like Scotland, under the banner of the United Kingdom and they answer to England's government. Scotland, Wales, Isle of Man and the Republic of Ireland are all Celtic, England is Anglo-Saxon, therefore Germanic, although they have Celtic ancestry way back. Irish, Scottish and Manx are more closely related to each other than Welsh, Breton and Gaulish, and other extinct Celtic languages.

it was an ignorant statement
thanks for the ejumacation, I will store the information

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America's racial tensions aint shit, there's rivalries running back thousands of years, and now you can use it to pick up Welsh grills

based pap

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I met a welsh girl once
she was cute but was on vacation and I met her during her last 2 days before she had to go back to wales

good call

So much tension and now we have pub fights mate

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another kino nose, I might start a chart for kino noses

Haven't seen much of the genre, just The Blair Witch Project, VHS, and As Above so Below but I enjoyed thrm.

what did he see?

Started lifting weights back in January, it's done wonders for my confidence and I feel and look better than I have at any other point in my life.
Coincidentally I also rapidly started losing my hair at almost the same time. As above, so below.

Watch Noroi and Lake Mungo right now

based

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his girl getting mad

Thanks.

kek

a chick beating the everloving shit out of another chick.
still only in the top 5 hottest scenes in Shooting the Warwicks.

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kek

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Savageland too

Ok.

/ourgirl/ from PA4 is in Detective Pikachu

really?

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nice

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They should make another flick.

yeah
look is p good

they really should make something new.
and they should get the chick who played franchesca to take her clothes off.

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i hope you guys listened to that Alex Jones podcast because that was more entertaining than anything I've seen in a long time.

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>im getting pissed now
>dont get pissed
>no
>ok

ive never listened to a podcast before

Kowabana is comfy

I love when he went to take a piss and they got him riled up and he suddenly decided he didn't need to piss.
I still have an hour left too because I had to pause it a couple of times.

JRE is the only one I've ever listened to because he gets all sorts of good guests.
I'm not a fan of podcasts otherwise, they're usually too boring for me. but he interviews a bunch of people from various backgrounds.
they aren't all winners though.
and this one was particularly good.

toma

Is The Bay any good? Didn't know Lebron James was in it.

more like the Bae

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That's a thick neck.

holy shit it is
I can't tell whether it's just the angle she has it turned or she just has a massive neck but that looks hilarious

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test

time to clean up my ffg folder again

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Lewd neck and exposed shoulder.

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very cute

I've freed up like 15GB and counting so far by compressing my music folders.
oh damn, I think I'm closer to the end than I expected. but my computer is definitely running a bit smoother.

HARAM!

>is me, Mary Sue
>go into cave with Gary Stu & crew
>see spooky shits
>the magic was inside us all along you guiz
>get out

Lol, could've been worse.

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lol

is gary stu a term that people really use? cuz thats actually pretty funny.

and there was some spooky shits that were pretty spooky like

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who is hervey?

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top 10 best ff flicks that dont include:
>cloverfield
>vhs series
>blair witch
>chronicle
>troll hunter
>the visit
>vhs
>lake mungo
>willow creek
>paranormal activity series
btw how is diary of the dead?

noroi
occult
cult
shirome's in the house
LOOK
shooting the warwicks
alien abduction (incident and 2014)
mount NABI
the conspiracy
man bites dog
grave encounters
gonjiam haunted asylum
hell house llc

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Scarlett a CUTE

diary of the dead is worth a watch I'd say.
pretty standard zombie flick, but done FF style

Not enough films like this, the descent, the cave. Be nice to see one with a substantial budget

yeah

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hervey

I read part of his Meditations when I was studying Blake in college. They're pretty dank and definitely worth reading if you like grim, quasi-mystical stuff.

interesting, I'll look into it