>*kills a goblin*
>Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
Why didn't the orcs offer a vegan alternative?
*kills a goblin*
Bentley Butler
Jayden Gray
this one sucks. next time just put him in a chef's hat with some produce and have him say 'looks like veggies are back on the menu, boys!'
Or maybe even Gordon Ramsay hybrid, 'finally, some good fucking meat'
Ryan Moore
They had bread, you dimwit
Granted it had maggots in it so it wasn't strictly vegan, but you can pick those off
Oliver Taylor
that's a uruk hai that killed an orc. goblins were those little fuckers in Moria
Mason Foster
i think veganism is a human conception and they wouldn't consider it since, you know, they ARE evil after all
Aaron Russell
Goblin and orc are synonymous in Tolkien
Benjamin Wood
WE AIN'T HAD NOTHING BUT CAPTAIN MARVEL THREADS FOR THREE STINKING DAYS
Henry Bailey
This is honestly one of my favorite scenes.
Charles Reed
its explained somewhere in the books that orcs are bigger goblins
Thomas Brooks
Do you guys remember the bit where the films were too long?
Nicholas Cooper
Could have been longer. The Shire part should have been added
Angel Moore
>being vegan is "good"
Jeremiah Lewis
Source on that because I missed it the last 7 times I've read the books.
Brody Russell
because Veganism is fucking unhealthy, even Orcs know it why don't you?
Andrew Martin
I thought Uruk-hai were basically super Orcs. Goblins were just another world for Orcs in the books. In The Hobbit they used the term goblin, but in LoTR they switched over to Orc.
In the movies it seems like they differentiated them a bit, making goblins a distinct race that were smaller, more beast-like, and prone to living in caves and mountains.
Wyatt Hall
somewhere in the hobbit Tolkien implied orcs were a larger subset, but retconned it to them being the same in LOTR. also why would you reread the same series so many times?
Adrian Collins
How would an orc even know what a menu is?
Kayden Ward
How does an orc know what anything is? They're born at their full size then kitted up with armor and a sword and sent off to war.
Charles Rivera
a group of goblins from Moria join the Uruk Hai Party somewhere after the kidnapping of Merry and Pipping
Mason Johnson
Orcs have normal life cycles like any other creature, Tolkien wrote in a letter that there were female Orcs, we just never see them since the books are basically a war story
Landon Diaz
>How would an orc even know what a menu is?
The orcs are masters of industry and innovation.
According to JRRT the barbed wire used in WW1 was invented by a goblin who survived into the modern age and became employed by the government.
Landon Hill
What are Orc schools like? Are they are bad as inner city schools?
Brayden Morris
based boromir