Why the FUCK would they cast skinny Brie Larson as Captain Marvel instead of a /fit/ girl like this...

>(((tribe))).
explain

>Marvel cares about making attractive heroes

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If I wanted to fuck a man I would get on grindr and go ham. This is disgusting and if you find this attractive you're a literal fag.

But Brie Larson is a great actress. Shit on her as a person all you want, but she was fantastic in Room and Short Term 12.

Larson is shit tier compared to real strong women.

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lmao

Cherokee

can't find any evidence to suggest she is but she seems a lot more like a power hungry tool that will say what Hollywood execs like to further her career

Women don't like looking at masculine women
Men don't like looking at masculine women
Little kids don't give a shit

This isn't rocket science incel.

>acting
>CapeShit

Her hair is amazing desu and that's all that most of us care about

Its not that she got cast, its that they didn't ask her to do anything to bulk up. Look at christian bale or chris pratt, those guys got staring super hero roles, and made sure they looked like they were cut out of wood (at least for the scenes it mattered), Pratt gave up beer so he could look jacked as star lord, what did Gal do to look any stronger than a twig as WW? not a damn thing.

>incel
Regular people don't like looking at Discord trannies either. You really give your posts away when you finish with "incel".

>38kg

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>that election tourist regurgitating FotM memes
If you haven't been here for more than 5 years, you shouldn't be posting, zoomer.

>discord trannies
You really give your posts away when you start with "discord trannie", incel.

she would give me a good handjob

BRAP

Better to be an incel than a disgusting tranny.

oh jeez...

>virgins actually believe this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU CAN'T EVEN FULFILL YOUR MOST FUNDAMENTAL BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SUB HUMAN AHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL ADULT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MANAGE TO GET LAID

Dudes that are super into this sort of stuff probably didn't have brothers. It's not a good reminder when you see them.

Because she's not an actor, retard.

lmao

>Why is MCU casting professional actresses in their blockbuster tentpole films instead of random, no name Instagram thots?

what sort of guys does she looks like she fucks?

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Lmao, you can't either because you chopped your on estrogen and chopped your dick off.

Pretty sure taking jizz up the ass isn't a natural biological function either

>you chopped your on estrogen
Based ESL poster.

seething tranny

Your mom seems to think so.

Here is your captain marvel

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what a joke

>literally can't manage to have sex
Even hybrid monsters with mental illnesses can get laid, yet you can't. Telling.

least that tranny can get his dick sucked, unlike you

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Googel gives results for stories about how she discovered her jew roots.

wow jesus christ don’t kill yourself

Why would you have to work out if you have super powers?

Brutal.

Why do trannies have to shit up a thread for good reason? Oh yeah, it's because they regret their life choices and the fact that they're mentally ill retards who think putting on a dress and cutting their penis off makes them a woman. So they take their anger out on other people instead. SAD!

you sure showed him

>Does Marvel hate real strong women?
No most people just think its gross. A man is naturally more attracted to the more gentle girls because that's what's needed for a mother to properly care for weak precious babies. Wouldn't want your woman to squeeze the soft spot too hard forgetting her own strength would you?

>But Brie Larson is a great actress.

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>that low IQ incel who "thinks" capeshit threads aren't inherently shit and designated shitposting areas
You watch movies for little kids, stupid.

fuck disney.

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>why would marvel bother with a casting process in their prepared industrial line rollout movie #34.1

Ya i guess youre right

Oh my Lord

She does lewds, doesn't she?

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>making a webm of this
>cutting out the best part of it which is her smile after she drops the weight
one job...

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She's even uglier than brie fungusfoot

what in the fuck, where's the full one.

I'd let her clean and jerk me if you know what I mean :^)

>yfw shes a coal burner
>yfw the nigger put her in hospital
>yfw she posted about it on social media, her brother confronted the nigger and got his ass beat
>yfw she's dating another nigger

pay the toll

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t. Woman

Next stop, Snap City... Snap City....

>allowing blacks in the West

It's like we have a collective suicide wish.

Fuck white woman

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Protip: Most heterosexual men don't want to look at muscular women. They're willing to suspend disbelief if the actress is curvy and hot enough.

they made her workout for like a year for wonder woman. Mark Twight trained her and he has talke about this.

you lie.

And yet she still had no muscle definition
look at some of the girls in bouldering competitions like janja garnbret

BREHS

>men like women if they're good looking
woah, thanks for enlightening us user

>Mfw /pol/ obsesses this much over black men

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>missing the fucking point

lol whats the point then

>professional
>actress
LöL

Problem with muscle chicks is they only fuck jacked dudes. They have no interest in skinny pasty neets like me.

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Don’t be a pasty neet then

>be a closet case

>fucking
>point
Nice blogpost faggot Incel tranny DisneyMom

But where do I get the roids?

you don't work out for a year with the intended purpose of bulking up and show absolutely 0 gains since day 1, they gave her a personal trainer to make sure she didn't run out of breath to deliver lines and thats it. I mean she's gorgeous and I liked wonder woman, but she could have put in a little physical effort to fit the a e s t h e t i c

I don’t know but you have to find some. Unless you somehow manage to find the .0001% of wheyfus that’ll date someone smaller than them.

Why not just cast Jessica Biel
>attractive
>decent actress
>pleasant personality
>in shape but not a juice head
I know women on this board assume any girl who works out is a Muscle Bound Man-Girl but plenty of women can be in shape and still feminine

Like goes with like dude. Just find a girl on your level instead of thirsting for things you can have. The thirst will make you a /r9k/ browser.

I just want a girl to crush my head in between her thighs until I die. Is that too much to ask?

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can't have*

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>that ROM

because roles are given to women by how much dick they suck

too old I guess

that is perfection

Yes. Women are NPCs and are disgusted by doing anything other than cardio. You will never have that.

bro, just be normal wtf

Oh Canada...

>animated weightlifting gifs
I'll never click that shit. I've been here too long.

>retardolympics.webm
Ain't clicking that shit either.

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>having to click shit to see them
you haven't been here long enough

I don't know about that man, there's a reasonably cute girl I've seen at my gym quite a few times who seems pretty damn strong compared to the average woman. I haven't seen her in a few weeks though.

Paul Rudd gets a pass for being so comfy.

as funny as that title is, she had brain surgery or some shit and was protecting it from a head injury

Is cutting your penis off a fundamental biological function?

Bro, just write like a white person. What the fuck?

Is you being unable to have sex with another person due to being a shitty, ugly person and fundamental biological function?

im in love! oh god i want her to not be gay sooooo bad!

I didn’t know she was; thus is the worst news I’ve heard all month.

I dont know that she is or isnt, but im praying she isnt. I always fucking love girls that are gay because i like tomboyish girls that dont paint their nails and wear lots of make-up but it looks like im was born in the wrong fucking era because all straight women cake the make-up on and wear press on pointed multi colored nails i hate that shit sooo fucking much!!!!

Why would he? Mouseover is incredibly obnoxious.

I love Canada now

discord trannies calling everyone incel is thing from the end of the previous year, newfag, unless you luck on /r9k/ or /trash/.

This is the ideal female body

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>she will never javelin throw you by your erect dick
why even live at this point

>that new kid trying to explain things to the old kid
Stop talking, OK?

Unf

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She has an Academy Award.

>newfag trying to pass as old kid
stop being retarded, ok?

That is /pol/ speak for "jew". The cancerous mass that is /pol/ is everywhere now, like a mold.

when will hollywood hire skeletons?

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>Jamal keeps flapping his humorously large lips despite the white person laughing at his attempt
You don't even know what inspired the surgeon, dumb little newfaggot black boy. This isn't your site and it never will be. Good talk.

I forget if it's ant man 1 or 2 but he had a shirtless scene and he was fucking ripped. He's nowhere near Hemsworth tier but clearly he'd been working out.

It’s already begun Natalia Dyer

This argument is so retarded and this is coming from someone that hates SJWS. You wouldn't pay to see Larry David as captain America. But you'd pay to see Chris Evans as Captain America with every female role played by an absolute ugly crack whore. The female characters are inconsequential. They know all people need is an above average face for the chicks.

...yeah she is thot on her instagram. hate to break it to you instagram.com/pixiestrength/?hl=en

Is there any life better than being the male coach of a female volleyball team?

Yeah. Olympic women’s gynamstics coach.

Oh, your face! You're practically Hollow.
But who knows, going Hollow could solve quite a bit!
Hah hah hah hah…

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>says that trannie calling incel is a thing since the beginning
>it's only been a thing in /r9k/ and /trash/
keep going, newfag inbreed, you keep digging yourself.

Literally anything where u r surrounded by women with actual nice bodies and not something an obese 40 year old man fantasizes about.

Even the wacky comedy guy is expected to bust his ass and get in shape.

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>says that trannie calling incel is a thing since the beginning
You have a serious literacy problem, Jamal. Since you don't know what I was talking about in my last post, you need to stop posting and start lurking, newkid.

Comfy plus yoked. Ultimate Chad.

i lover even more.

>implying
seething retard.

>fake tits
no

>breaks down into empty meme responses when confronted by the fact that he can't even keep track of what's going on in a simple conversation
No wonder you get so hyped about kids' movies.

this woman wrote an article saying it's sexual harassment to call her cute

S E E T H I N G

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huffingtonpost.com/ravishly/dont-call-me-the-cutest-weightlifter_b_7097956.html

because men don't get angry and jealous when they see a ripped guy

>that knee-locking in the first one
made me feel bad feelings

>My Internet semi-stardom did not come without my sexuality being debated and my attractiveness rated in public forums, nor without vulgar images of my avatar being sodomized by a barbell.
>my avatar being sodomized by a barbell
b-brehs...

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so this is the power of discord tranny wit

somebody find me this image NOW

>seething

well she has pics of her at a womens march and the typical voting sticker, while also hanging out degenerates like this gay black model....
not surprised she fell off the rails

for fucksakes, atleast post attractive females working out
god tier dark souls 1 post

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>group of ex-classmates going camping
>invite me because I used to play vidya and screw around with some of them
>recently just watched Stalker
>find him really cool and mystical
>cut up a bedsheet and tie the strips to rocks and other heavy objects
>show up telling them I know all about the place we’re going and I can lead them there but they have to trust me
>they buy it because I’m known for being an outdoorsy loner
>the moment we enter the woods, I start throwing the stones (wanted to wait a while, but the backpack was getting too heavy)
>they ask me wtf I’m doing
>insist that this is how we can get to the campsite without danger
>one friend pulls out a map, but I tell him we can’t walk in a straight line in here
>he gets annoyed and storms off, I shout “WAIT! COME BACK!”
>he turns around, I ask a girl why she shouted at him
>she says she didn’t
>”must have been the forest. You’re very lucky Sam, you’ll live to a hundred”
>they bedgrudgingly follow me as I tell them we’re going to the “dry path”
>make a former school wrestler carry my bag for me while I occasionally take out stones to throw
>he grumbles about me not being fit for a hiker
>”weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing”
>when I get tired I randomly run some distance away and lie in the grass for a while
>eventually we come to a waist-deep river
>”where’s the dry path user”
>”this is the dry path, it’s an old forest joke”
>wrestler gets angry and pushes me into the river
>I start yelling about belief and how they need to respect the forest and their wishes will come true
>they demand that I take them back
>I say we can’t leave the same way we came
>Sam pulls out his map and they all leave
>later at home I find out they ran into a nest of hornets and all got stung
>call them and say if they’d listened to me, respected the forest, and kept their minds and hearts opened they would have been safe
Kind of soured our relationship since.

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>this all bothers the incels
I cant really be mad that a woman didn't appreciate Yea Forums losers degrading her and being general cunts. lover her even more.

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They gonna that CGI Ass

why dont fit girls wanna rape me

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Just go to the gym ya slob

by "strong" they mean "strong virtue signaler" youre understandably confused

>being this delusional

>I cant really be mad that a woman didn't appreciate Yea Forums losers degrading her and being general cunts. lover her even more.
You do realize it was most like tumblr and just random shitters.
Also she attentions whore on instagram, etc. thats how she makes her living. She even did photo shoots for a girlswithmuscle site.
>using the incel insult
Guess thats the buzzword of the retards with noting to actually say these days

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what a faggot

she does though? it's more lean muscle and not totally jacked but to say she has zero definition is stupid.

you do realize many iterations in the comics have wonder woman with a similar body type to gal right? stop being so dense.

lol

post some screenshots where gal gadot's muscle definition was apparent in the wonderwoman movie?
I've only watched it twice and I don't recall having a reaction to any scene where I thought okay yeah that's some sexy muscle definition right there
And yeah she may be lean but if its nearly indistinguishable from a skinnyfat girl, then what's the point

They're not going to cast some unknown as the star of a movie. It would be one thing they introduced Captain Marvel as a side character (like Scarlet Witch or Falcon), but they need someone that can carry a stand-alone film.

Evangeline is my wheyfu

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Cause she doesn't fit their programming memes, but sauce nao plz. Her energy is intense.

That only ever happens with machines. Warning: don't open

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One man is lucky.

lol. even on the internet, jealously never changes.

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ego lifting is a one way ticket to snap city

It is your fucking job to get in shape... she looks weak.

Why not cast this bitch?

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But the worm gives me power

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The amount of projection in this thread is real. This is worse than fucking /r9k/ at this point or even the absolute mongoloids on Yea Forums

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oh my god what the fuck

[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]

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that is definitely an interdimensional reptillian

I ain't clicking that shit, I'm never watching any leg press video for the rest of my life.

>Larson's parents were homeopathic chiropractors

I'll tell ya something, thats a clear sign they weren't Jewish. Its full doctor or bust

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Men can't stand strong women because they're so insecure.

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because "this" isn't an actress. Fucktard

>if you dislike strong women you're an insecure beta male
>if you like strong women you're a gay beta male who wants to get fucked by them
which one is it?

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The answer is obviously just to be gay

smart. its not even a great exercise.

eh, no fan of fake tits

Wtf I'm honestly surprised people ever saved my rebeka webms

Is this a secret /owg/ thread?

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what the FUCK is wrong with this nigger's shoulders. there's not one pic where they don't look deformed. is he a framelet?

Why do you say they're fake? They look real to me

based raggazi poster

we're in desperate need of true musclegirl kino

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Low IQ people like you are the why Yea Forums(nel) is shit right now.

thing is muscle girls can't act yet, it's much better to convince actresses to become muscle girls

Gal Gadot was cast because

1. She's attractive
2. Foreign (they wanted someone with an accent)
3. She's extremely personable and able to project genuine likeability despite lacking in other acting talents
4. Jew

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>the captain marvel movie opens with this scene
wat do?

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This
Also girls just need to burn fat to get muscle definition. THat alone will give them the appearance of being ripped
Then all they need is like 10% weight gain in muscle

pull out my cock and jerk off

She looks like she can beat up guys