What a massive waste of time

What a massive waste of time.

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go back to capeshit my fellow capeshitter

for you

WHERE WAS ALL THE YELLING AND GUNFIRE?!

WHY HASN’T ANYTHING EXPLODED YET???!!!

FUCKING THING SUCKS!!! FACT!!!!!!

Literally one of the best films of this entire decade.
A true pleb filter. Zoomer killer. Brainlet stomper. Plot point casual executioner.

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Sorry it’s not capeshit, champ.

didn’t even mention that but keep creating a boogeyman, the movie went absolutely nowhere

I didn't even mention capeshit there, fucko.

How did it go "absolutely nowhere"?
It's basically an alien coming of age story, a portrayal of an alien learning empathy and compassion and then being confronted with the polar opposite.

>movie didn't go anywhere
>all about an alien assigned to harvest human beings for food, and eventually wanting to become a human being and dive into the human experience before finding out she's literally too alien
m8

but it did though. She was conflicted over weather her species actions towards the humans was justified. In the end the humans prove to be just as immoral as her species.

LYNCHED
FILTERED

I giggle all the time when people shit on this justly crap movie that you can 4x through and all the mad as fuck "pleb filter" plebs getting triggered who think this shit is deep interesting in any way

Why do you think it's crap? What is not executed correctly?

First we rape then we burn, very human tale. OP thinks that is too dull an ending so steer clear of his crawlspace.

NO! she makes a dopey looking retard face and then gets set on fire because she deserved it for wasting my time

I really loved this film. I'd be interested in hearing your criticisms of it though.
>the movie went absolutely nowhere
Oh. No it didn't?
It was the story of an alien learning the concept of humanity and empathy. It had a very clear character arc and resolution to the story.

the movie and empty space have a lot in common

It was boring and nothing happened. I had to run it in 2x speed to get through it. Afterward I realized I could have gone up to 4x speed and not missed anything. It's a bad film only plebs like.

>she makes a dopey looking retard face
huh, it's almost like she's a literal extra terrestrial being not being able to process or comprehend what is the human trying to do to her

Jokes aside, why does this faggot take so fucking long to make films?

Boring is not a valid argument, it only says what your mood was while watching.
What you find boring others can find riveting and vice versa.

Some people are immensely bored by Marvel flicks, some of them think they are just pure fun. Also there's something happening from the first frame right up until the last one.
Get better arguments

>creating content for a movie that's not there through all these interpretations
it's literally The Master except people get to use their "imaginations" more

>seething art hoe
Look at that absurd post formatting btw. Phone posting retard needs to go back to wherever she came from.

He's an extreme turboautist, absolutely everything has to be perfect. Also since he made most of his money from music videos he makes films entirely out of passion to do so on his own terms, meaning no deadline or constraints at all.

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What do you mean going nowhere?

What I'm saying is a literal fact, she is an alien and she has no concept of rape

Both the Master and Under the Skin are two of the best films of the decade.


The only thing I don't like about Under the Skin is how Glazer never called out Jordan Peele for blatantly ripping him off. But whatever, fuck that gay jew nigger.

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Good argument. You have no point. So, you argue about formatting. Embarrassing, user.

Memes aside, be honest, you didn't graduate high school did you?

>has no argument
>goes into some pathetic le phoneposting cry out
Just switch tabs to the capeshit thread already.

Lol faggot

Was bretty cool in the indy cinema. Big screen.
Great sound.
Packed screening.
Everyone drinking beer and wine.
Not a sound from the audience.

Try not samefagging next time. Don't even try To deny it either. You got caught.

Is this the most emotionally aggravating scene in cinema history?

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Not even codiene and alcohol helped me watch this garbage

her next move is to post a screencap to prove there's only one (You) even though she was obviously using her smartphone and pc at the same time.

Yes I know, what i'm getting at is the director makes you sit there for over an hour in a bad film that would have been a great short.
I agree, The Master is an excellent film with lots of things happening. That isn't so with Under The Skin.

Beneath the skin of every sexphobe hides a stranger to humanity. That’s the best lesson from the British art film Under the Skin (and you must stretch to take it) where several likable, love-hungry men are methodically dispatched by a “female” alien on a sex-negative killing spree.

Under the Skin joins the post-feminist backlash in which cute guys get wronged by the opposite sex—as with the indecisive. heart-wrecking young heroine of Blue is the Warmest Color. That bizarre treatment of sexual Otherness emphasized loveless girl-on-girl action merely to exploit lesbian experimentation for sexually-curious audiences. The repeated male rejections showed voyeur-director Abdellatif Kechiche’s concealed revulsion and unconscious misogyny.

Jonathan Glazer, director-writer of Under the Skin, takes this sex-hating practice to paranoid extremes: His sci-fi premise toys with, and abhors, sexual orientation. An otherworldly origin sequence parodies the intergalactic star-formation scenes in 2001: A Space Odyssey: Mysterious cosmic shapes (resembling a juvenile’s hot-dogs-and-donuts doodle) morph into a creature who then assumes a human female corpse: Ta-da! Sexpot Scarlett Johansson.

That’s the first and only joke in this gruesome manhunt. Johansson was last seen in a misogynist, sex-phobic context when Woody Allen dispatched her like a drowned cat in Match Point. This time, dressed in fur jacket, apple-bottom jeans, torn stockings and constantly applying red lipstick, Johansson’s alien personifies skank: easy sex with the un-ignorable promise of an STD or worse. In a game of sexual cruelty (part of some vague outer space invasion?) she seduces numerous innocent men in the lonely, wintry wastelands of Scotland, banishing them to a limbo where they are desiccated then killed like some Byzantine gay-bashing.

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Um

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based degenerate mental midget

Her killings are staged as strip shows: Glazer favors a white cyclorama background evoking George Lucas’ first movie THX 1138 (a title Lucas said should be pronounced as “’sex’ with a lisp”) or a pitch-black void to show off her nudity. The alien’s victims float in an oily amniotic fluid. Their bodies, featuring prominent erections, swell then implode—flimsy, collapsed receptacles resembling discarded condoms floating in sewage. Each liquidation is scored to an extraterrestrial screech like that whining siren in Britney Spears’s “Toxic”—a pop art effect betraying Glazer’s background in music videos but done pseudo-seriously.
Between serial murders, Glazer offers documentary portraits of Glaswegian street life (including a striking,overlapping sepia-toned montage). Using believably avid non-actors among the horny dupes excited by Johansson (plus a family with a crying baby in a riptide beach/murder scene) adds a sympathetic element—and an Elephant Man-type adds bathos—but it’s finally shallow and heartless. This unpleasant, deliberately enigmatic fantasy works best with geeky types who also fell for Glazer’s dull, pompous debut film, Birth. Responding to these mistreated cute boys as nerd-surrogates, sexphobic fanboys enjoy Under the Skin’s revenge drama.

Glazer must have had suffered some awful nightclub rebuffs to have channeled his feelings and his affectations into something this fearful. (Sample trite dance club chat-up: “I’m alone, you’re alone.” “Are you alone?” ) The alien’s fate also resembles gay-bashing: rape-like humiliation and immolation propelled by unexplained vengeance and a nihilistic aversion to sex.

Under the Skin is sex with an “art” impediment, displaying an angry, panicky castration complex. Here’s Glazer’s Everynerd moral: Rejection is one thing, but rejection from an alien is cruel.

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You could literally smell the tension in this scene

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>Glazer’s dull, pompous debut film, Birth.
Birth wasn't his debut film. That was Sexy Beast.

The kid might survive the night. High likelihood of being found the next day.

This response is so fucking retarded. Literally everyone with an authentic opinion will dislike some movies that are critically acclaimed and that tons of people like. Doesn't instantly make you a capeshitter, it makes you a human being.

>gay-bashing
lmao get fucked you homosexual blackman

So we all agree that this film is basically a modern day Kubrick film?

Ofcourse, but OP has shown nothing but juvenile capeshit plot oriented tendencies. Not a single sentence even resembled an an argument in the slightest.
So it's fair to conclude that he is indeed a middle school capekiddie

It's pretty silly to say that absolutely every methodic technically precise film is immediately "kubrick tier", even Glazer himself says that. But yeah there's similarities in their autism

haha, no wa-
UTTERLY BLOWN OUT

I was the top one, I'm a guy and you still have no argument. Who cares if all three were the same person? How would that change the fact?

Post bobs, ass and vagine scene.

Blown out of what?

Pretty sure the tide rises and swallows him, might be a fake memory

literally all me

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It's a pretty secluded beach with hardly anyone around, as the Czech surfer said. Also tide

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go back to watching your beloved capeshit you dumb pleb

Never thought I'd see the day when Yea Forums so voraciously defends this film and blows plebs the fuck out. Brings a tear to my eye.

I told my brother who thinks he's "into film" now because he watches the oscar nominated movies to check Under the Skin out, he said thought it was awful, couldn't understand what was going on, oh and he watched it on his phone on his dashboard while driving.

wrong but okay

babies first "deep" movie

They said on the news the entire family was missing, the fathers body was the only one found at the time.

Ingmar Bergman made 5 hour miniseries that were engaging. Good drama can be low key and work great.

Under The Skin underperformed at the box office because it wasn't well-written as drama. It has some interesting visual ideas but is really a "mystery box" film where the movie intentionally raises questions and then ends with a question mark.

Ex Machina is the good version of the "sex robot" story and guess what, it has a proper love triangle and discussions of themes and character development because those things are what makes a story actually good. You retard.

>it has a proper love triangle
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON ESTROGEN

so is ur life lol.

>Under The Skin underperformed at the box office because it wasn't well-written as drama.
Do you honestly believe that? If if was just "written better" it would suddenly be a box office hit?
>and discussions of themes and character development
How does Under the Skin not have that? Literally the entire film is about the character development of the alien.

whole lot of middle schoolers ITT