Look at this poor skin graft Every time I poo it chaffs with rash How did my thighs get so red? And what's that smell comin from the bed? And this is where I threw up I think that Dr. Bowers fucked it up I never Jews had such giant snouts The second hole is scarred and leaking out And this is where they hacked my jewels Most of the time I sit in blackened pools Criminal doctor says I should soak in ice Think my inner hairballs contracted lice I wonder if it's too late To save my sack from being hacked by blade Life worse now that they've wrecked my back end When I was ten they gave me estrogen
Every memory 'fore they attacked my back door I had all the I am Jazz threads open and I'd click "report" It's hard to spray shit, hymen's aching You're guy, you're guy Every memory 'fore cock became a gross hole A pound of uh-oh's on the bed that looks like bloody gore It's hard to dilate, time to dilate You're guy, you're guy
The blonde lad keeps getting more masculine by the week yet most of you post old ass pictures of him. Would you fuck the current version of this guy?
Connor Cruz
Everyone involved, from the parents to the school officials and doctors that knew about what was going on and didn't report it, ALL need to be thrown in prison for what they did to that boy.
Noelle has to be trolling everyone. He just HAS to. There's no fucking way he's taking this tranny thing seriously.
>Massive fucking man-hands >Size 2 billion feet >Shoulders the width of 4 heads >Chiseled as fuck chin >Ridiculously deep voice even when speaking in highest pitch possible >Receded and thin, rugged male hair >Neck larger than a fucking 300 lb linebackers >Always wears manly lumberjacker shirts >Seemingly never puts on any makeup >Legs and arms look fucking JACKED
I swear this guy is just doing the show for the money and doesn't actually believe in being transgender. I bet the moment the cameras turns off he drives his Mustang to the gym, hits a 400 lbs deadlift PR, then calls his side bitch and has sex with her all night long.
I dont think we can completely exclude jaron from the blame-carrousel yes it's fucked up what they did to him but he's like 18 now? old enough to not be such a disgrace
Look at the guy playing the boyfriend in that pic... No lover/significant other is going to sit that far away from their boyfriend/girlfriend. I think Jazz ended up showing his inverted peepee and it fucked him up mentally and now he doesn't even want to touch Jazz. That might be the "incident" that caused this post.
Seems he never wanted to from the start. No tongue kissing, and Jazz was initiating EVERY single kiss. He also basically recoils in disgust for a second each time Jazz touches him until he realizes what he's being paid for.
Carson Carter
Replace penis with any other body part and she would be in jail. Imagine if she convinced Jazz he didn't need both kidneys and they found a doctor to remove one of them.
i have a feeling the two brothers and older sister have been completely neglected and jazz freak got all the attention
Leo Anderson
In the 1997 film 'Event Horizon' , the original ships crew is found destroyed and mangled, with an audio recording transmitting out "Save yourself from hell" in latin ( "liberate tute me ex inferis" is the films attempt at this). Once Justin is dragged through the portal, upon his arrival and after he awakes from his coma, he proclaims "It gets inside you. It shows you things... horrible things...". But what did he see? In the extended cut you see quick flashing images of grotesque mutilations and maiming of all the cast members, but to me that seems too plain and simplistic a portrayal of what this "dimension of pure chaos" would be. I think the TLC show "I Am Jazz" is a better portrayal of the kind of things Justin would have seen. With the show, we see a jewish family smiling and celebrating the corruption, deception and ultimately the destruction of their own child. This process of destruction starting as early as 5 years old, the planning of which even starting years before that. What the shows ultimate desire is , as stated, is to promote this destruction of human nature and the natural human existence. The dismantling of God's creation on earth. They are the embodiment of a pilot fish for the oncoming shark that is the ever rolling tide of this "dimension of pure chaos". We have abandoned God, and so with that we have accepted hell. liberate tute me ex inferis .
IMAGINE GOING TO THIS PROM AND HAVING IT TELEVISED WITH A LOCAL FREAK SHOW AHAHAHAHAHAH
Adam Perez
The early stages of the summoning the Avatar of Moloch into our reality. Sacrificial lamb is quite prepped already.
Jason Campbell
To the town of Agrua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say, No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them had a big dilator on his hip, Big dilator on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some dilating with a big dilator on his hip, Big dilator on his hip" On his body there lived a teratoma by the name of Texas Red Many surgeons had tried to operate it and gore squirted out The ax wound was vicious and poppin' And the stitches on the pussy numbered one and nineteen more, One and nineteen more. Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona tranny, wouldn't be too long in town He was here to dilate his pussy And he said it didn't matter that he was a real girl, a real girl
This and anyone who posts these threads needs to be gassed.
Nolan Lewis
The fuck? My kid was learning where to poo at 2.
Mason Sullivan
I've been doing some research (spurred by the question of whether idiots are putting non medical grade materials into a wound and thus making everything even funnier) and it appears that a proper dilator has to have a curve to keep it away from and prevent it from destroying the rectum by applying any pressure which has some great implications for anyone having sex either anally or "vaginally". To add to this the most common size appears to be in the 1.6 to 3.9 inch range with a few options going up to 5.1. A quick Google and it seems the average erect penis girth is 4.49inches. At this point it should be noted that common problems include abrasions, punctures, tears and the ripping of massive scabs that form in the wounds.
Now imagine a scenario where a mtf has hooked up with a presumably very drunk someone at a bar.
Jazz's whole being centers around a seething jealousy of his sister, manifested in a twisted, tacit, masculine competition he has with her. In his book, he can't shut up about how he's better at school than Ari was, how much better he is at sports, and it moves into straight-up Lynchian absurdity where he prides himself on having bigger boobs than his sister, nevermind that they're misshapen parodies of female breasts that would look more at home on a 60yo abuelita.
Ari's aware of it, too, as Jazz steals her panties. I love the restaurant clip where Ari low-key throws shade on him dominating the dinner conversation with all his bullshit about wanting a "beautiful vagina" and how his "artist's eye" would fixate on flaws and imperfections. She snarks at him - "Want to see mine?" Ari knows that's what all this shit is really about - her little brother's quixotic quest to be a better, prettier girl than she is. I just wish she'd take it further, really drive the absurdity of the situation home, draw attention to the clownworld atmosphere this whole family lives in where the delusions of a fully-enabled narcissistic monster-child are allowed to remain center-stage by the lunatics that created him. I'd love for her to cut Jazz off mid-sentence and say something like, "But enough about Jazz's "vagina;" let's talk about Sander's dick for a while. Do you find it beautiful, Sander? Anything your "artist's eye" would change about it? I'm sure the whole restaurant is just dying to hear about it."
Even more, when Jazz is spouting this nonsense, every female at the table, his mother included, all wear the same incredulous expressions whether they're conscious of it or not. No woman thinks of their vagina as beautiful. It's a bit of a fluke when one *is*. It leaks. It bleeds. But it is the gateway to the engine of creation. That's where the pride comes from, rarely if ever how it looks. Jazz's "vagina" is as superficial as his understanding of what it means to be a woman.
The OMG where is Jazz-cliffhanger will just be nothing, they look for 5 minutes but jazz was just lying in bed sleeping or some shit Followed by 30 minutes of >so you're mom doesn't understand that I'm not a man, just a girl who "happens" to be trans to which amhir responds every time by shaking his head and mumbling yea its like... like I'm a very outspoken person yo so... that's not cool last 10 minutes is the family at dinner table and jazz excitedly telling them about how he's decided against confronting amhirs mother because having hateful people in her life is not something that she likes
Caleb Thomas
So shes a racist
Sebastian Cooper
Ahmir and his tranny harem do a suicide pact in hopes they get reincarnated as actual women.
Cameron Scott
America was was a mistake
Camden Campbell
We HAVE to save Amir and Ari
Bentley Roberts
She is a shit tier villain who is evil for the sake of evil/attention
That's not uncommon amongst the obese. Im surprised it's not common knowledge in america
Noah Baker
It'll be on TLC in 3.5 hours, Yea Forums stream in 5 hours if you want to watch with comfy chat or are region-locked out of TLC.
Ryder Foster
Used to work at a store and had a serious will never pass ever tranny as a regular. Dude was built like a slightly smaller Scott Steiner with massive fat stubby man hands. He was a fucking trucker too, at least in his mid 50s. Always would come in with a pink spaghetti strap that couldnt cover his stomach, and his barely past the ears hair in a pony tail.
He was a cool customer, but jesus, i couldnt understand it.
Imposing his sissyfication and exhibitionism fetishes on you, giving him much sexual pleasure.
Jacob Smith
I can see disgust and fear in the poor girls face
Adam Taylor
Elder God Tier.
She has done all of this with the manipulation of a mad genius, all in order to garner wealth and attention for herself via her "creation." Jazz legitimately thinks all this shit is his own idea. I have little trouble believing that on some level, she's already looking forward to Jazz's nigh-on-inevitable suicide for all of the sympathy she'll get for being so "brave" and "strong" in dealing with her loss.
Also, have you ever noticed that the only one who acts even remotely normal is the the daughter? Both the brothers have eyes full of screams.
Owen Jones
>tfw these threads are the only place on Yea Forums that still makes OC regularly What went wrong?
All around me are familiar *HONK* Worn out *HONK*, worn out *HONK* Bright and early *gets out of little clown car*, for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head, *Gets pie thrown at face*, I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying *pulls out gun* are the best I've ever had "Bang!" *flag pops out upon firing* I find it hard to tell you *blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog*, I find it hard to take *pulls string and bow tie spins like a fan* When people run in circles *rides around in a circle on a extra small tricycle* it's a very very Clown world *HONK* Clown world *HONK*
IF all of this is real and not just some made for TV bullshit, then she is close to being the antichrist. To do all of this to a child, but not just any child, to your own blood, is just about the most evil thing I could think to do to someone. I wouldn't do anything they are doing to Jazz to my worst enemies kid/relative.
We don't have to do shit for Amhir. That fucking leech did this to himself.
I already half-suspect he's something that might even be more disgusting than a tranny-chaser. I think he might be a gold-digging NEET who's found the perfect dodge. Jazz was already famous when they "found" each other. He had to know his mother wouldn't be agreeable to this sham of a relationship, so he sought it out, knowing it would alienate him from his mom, making him another "noble victim." He chooses to share this with Jazz, presenting it as a sort of "Mom's kicking me out over this." That is basically a veiled ultimatum: "Give me a place to stay or my love for you us going to land me in the street." Now I imagine he's already being compensated for his appearances by TLC, but I'm almost willing to bet that his next move is to wheedle away at Jazz to get him to ask his parents if he can stay with them until he can "get on his feet."
But guys like that never get on their feet, because to do that, you have to get off your ass first. Given his body language, I highly doubt he's really attracted to Jazz. He might even be(basically) straight, but just willing to "punch" his own "meal ticket" in the literal sense as required.
Ayden Foster
what in the fuck is a teratoma?
Jayden Wood
>Give me a place to stay or my love for you us going to land me in the street. I see you're adapt at 3d chess
>Symptoms >Grandiosity with expectations of superior treatment from other people >Fixation on fantasies of power, success, intelligence, attractiveness, etc. >Self-perception of being unique, superior, and associated with high-status people and institutions >Need for continual admiration from others >Sense of entitlement to special treatment and to obedience from others >Exploitation of others to achieve personal gain >Unwillingness to empathize with the feelings, wishes, and needs of other people >Intense envy of others, and the belief that others are equally envious of them >Pompous and arrogant demeanor
>Causes >An oversensitive temperament at birth. >Excessive admiration that is never balanced with realistic feedback. >Excessive praise for good behaviors or excessive criticism for bad behaviors in childhood. >Overindulgence and overvaluation by parents, other family members, or peers. >Being praised for perceived exceptional looks or abilities by adults. >Severe emotional abuse in childhood. >Unpredictable or unreliable caregiving from parents. >Learning manipulative behaviors from parents or peers. >Valued by parents as a means to regulate their own self-esteem.
Jeremiah Bailey
Amhir is an actor hired by TLC. Just watch, there's going to be episode were Amhir's mom meets Jazz, is initially skeptical and displeased, and then, over the course of a meal, Jazz, who is charmless and lacks basic social graces, will charm her and she'll see the error of her ways and learn to be more tolerant.
Adrian Murphy
Liberate tute me ex inferis
Nathan Harris
That's literally tonight's episode.
Christian Hill
Sheev-tier malice
Sebastian Baker
I've seen some good OC on /ck/ and /an/ recently
Jason Morris
These threads are distilled Yea Forums autism at its finest.
Henry Sanchez
Holy shit, that lad at the front looks pretty strong. When trannies get the rights they want, women's sports will be fucked.
We'll see. Jazz(basically *all* trannies, really) don't do well at all when challenged. If it does come off like you predict, then I agree - it's all a put-up job. No grown-ass human being changes beliefs they've held their whole lives over the course of one evening. If she does, TLC has just stage-managed "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner: Terratoma Cut."
>Ex-Men: The Forgotten Class >Pictured right to left:Gene Gay(Marvel Girl(male)), Jaron Bloshinski(Jazzler), Dr. Moira MacFaggert, Vladimir Nikolaevich Rasputin(Colostomus), Ahmir Ali(Buttcreeper) >All tragically lost in the event that came to be known as “The Pop.”
Henry Garcia
this is what happens when OP doesn't do their job and post the links here
I just tried ketamine for the first time today. all season ive been drinking while i watch each episode. I feel so great right now. can't wait to watch tonight's episode on ket.
John Taylor
ketamine is probably the most tranny drug there is
why cause of the dissociation? It's interesting I feel like it cured my depression.
Jaxson Sanchez
Jaron does seem like a narcissistic asshole on the show but you have to remember he was basically brainwashed from a very young age. That makes it hard to blame him imo
Lincoln Jenkins
>400lb dead pr >implying this shouldn't be xir warm up
Nigga I suck at deadlifts and I pull more
Jaxon Rogers
>a song by massive attack i think I thought it was by "the knack"?
Ooh, my little TRANNY one, my TRANNY one When you gonna give me some time, TERATOMA Ooh, you make my DIALATOR run, my DIALATOR run Got it coming off o' the line, TERATOMA
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my TERATOMA
Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh? Close enough to look in my eye, TERATOMA Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me Running down the length of my thigh, TERATOMA
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my TERATOMA M-m-m-my TERATOMA
When you gonna give to me, a gift to me Is it just a matter of time, TERATOMA? Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny Or is it just a game in my mind, TERATOMA?
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my TERATOMA M-m-m-my TERATOMA M-m-m-my TERATOMA M-m-m-my TERATOMA
Ooooooo-ohhh, my TERATOMA Ooooooo-ohhh, my TERATOMA Ooooooo-ohhh, my TERATOMA
You're not wrong, but that shit only carries him just so far. He's at the age where some of the responsibility lands on him. Anyone can lay off all their flaws and shortcomings on their parents, but the older you get, the more that just becomes a convenient excuse for remaining a childish, selfish asshole.
Angel Howard
>He's at the age where some of the responsibility lands on him
I didn't realize Jaron had a part time job to help with bills and interacted with normies at an everyday, over the counter burger joint where unfiltered comments of disgust can be projected towards him
>Jazz sleeps blissfully in his hospital bed >he feels a faint rumbling within his crotch >he awakes alarmed >he hears this youtube.com/watch?v=G11prumD2pY
>I didn't realize Jaron had a part time job to help with bills and interacted with normies at an everyday, over the counter burger joint where unfiltered comments of disgust can be projected towards him even jazzm must realise there is a schism between his existence and the real world or at the very least that there must be a reason why he is not allowed outside out of his Shuddhodana-esque bubble
>even jazzm must realise there is a schism between his existence and the real world >or at the very least that there must be a reason why he is not allowed outside out of his Shuddhodana-esque bubble and will never question what he grew up beleiving all his life like a cult
>if its good enough for Jennings >if its good enough for Jennings >if its good enough for Jennings >if its good enough for Jennings >its good enough for me
>give me that ol, time dilation
Dylan Ross
How do we save Ari bros
Oliver Jackson
well one would organically follow the other: first jazzm has to think about why the parents and the network and his "friends" and "doctors" dont want him talking to outsiders, doing activities alone, being unsupervised in general - with the concept of regular contact with outsiders like a job would facilitate being completely out of the question. That would lead to him realising there is a schism. Of course he would try to cover it all up with the usual shit, haters, terfs, trump etc.
David Morris
>gee Jazz i didnt have any problems after my surgery teehee
Truman Show pasta already broke this down for analysis
Julian Myers
I'm not fucking kidding guys we need to find Ahmir's mom and link her to these threads. I'm sure we'll help her to be more accepting of her very straight son and Jazz.
the only way to break him is to place him on a month long trip in Cambodia, building a house for a village, with total strangers, away from anyone that would know him, friends and family included
link?
Ryder Ortiz
Okay but you should really listen to Nightmares On Wax too, fren
Jason Perez
4plebs.com click search
Fag
Connor Myers
excuse me, sir, do you know if those sandals come in womens sizes? my gf would love one.
SO JAZZ, THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT JAZZ. IT'S LIKE- IT'S LIKE YOU DECIDE- OK, LET'S SAY YOU VENTURE OUT INTO THE UNKNOWN IN ORDER TO SLAY THE DRAGON AND IN RETURN BE GIFTED THE GOLD AND THE VIRGIN PRINCESS, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA SLAY IT MAN, YOU'RE JUST NOT. YOU'RE A WEAK BRAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HIS ROOM IN ORDER. SO OK, JAZZ REPRESENTS CHAOS, ROUGHLY SPEAKING AND IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME HIS CHAOS. AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT JAZZ, HE TRIES ANYWAY ASSUMING HE CAN TAKE HIS CHAOTIC LIFE AND TURN IT AROUND WITH THIS SURGERY, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD IT'S SO SAD - IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE A VAGINA! YOU DON'T AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END JAZZ'S SURGERY? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. HIS "VAGINA" IS NOTHING BUT A BLOODY WOUND. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. AND IT'S LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A GIRL IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
does Ahmir even want to be there? He doesn't seem as deluded as the average partner of a tranny. How did their relationship even start? The only thing that would make sense is he said he was a girl and Ahmir fell for it, then couldn't exit the relationship without being a bigot
I'm not talking about household responsibilities. I'm talking about personal ownership of his flaws. How much you want to bet that the majority of those "friends" of him vanish the instant the cameras are off? We've seen his narcissism on full display. Even surrounded by people more like him than anywhere else, he monopolizes the conversations, talks over people, butts in and demands everyone's undivided attention, and you can *frequently* see the impatience and disgust simmering just below the surfaces if their faces. He's at the age where he should be starting to realize that they dummy up and get monosyllabic with him because they don't really like him all that much, and that his personality is the reason.
I only watched one episode of this show and it made me feel sick.
What is it that they “knew”? I would like to know without watching any more episodes
David Anderson
Oh he can be, but I doubt he is. We'll see.
Joseph Ramirez
187 posts and not a single acknowledgement of the song parody. Painful.
Hunter Evans
I'd go one step further and say that anyone at the age of 18-20 is developped enough (within normal iq ranges) to SENSE that something is really wrong with the situation. Not just talking about the tranny stuff, that's his primary delusion, no way is he giving that up with years of therapy / traumatic awakening. What I mean is the crazy co-dependent relationship with the family and in particular the whole tv-show vs. reality angle. Jazz wants to believe the tv-show is reality and wants everyone to act like it is. That shit isnt normal and at age 18-20 you're old enough to stop pretending that you're jediknight or a mermaid-warrior-princess or whatever.
Nolan Sanchez
its nickelback dude
Landon Smith
does estrogen make you grow eyebrows?
Ayden Parker
so this is the power of being one of the people who say "the left cant meme"
Has Jazz fucked his boyfriend yet? I saw in the title description that “her parents is moving too fast with her new boyfriend”?
Blake Ortiz
i got that op what i was saying is the song you picked is nickelback and people hate that shit but everybody loves dire straits, that guy generated hundreds if not thousands of (you)s and inspired other anons to do karaoke of it etc. my point is, find a better song
Yes. This is what I'm talking about. It will be interesting to see how he reacts without most of his support net present(well, other than a fucking NATIONAL AUDIENCE influencing and tempering everyone's behavior) when someone challenges his world view, at least if it's not all just completely staged.
Camden Long
do i really have to argue that surrounding yourself with people whose livelyhoods depend on telling you what you want to hear in an echochamber and pretending that the outsideworld doesnt exist is a bad thing? isnt that just a given?
People have posted edited pictures of Skylar with Photograph lyrics dozens of times lately and everyone thought it was funny
Hudson Jackson
To say that Jazz is charmless is incredibly generous.
Landon Peterson
that how Jazz's world works. Now go find him and shove a big red, throbbing pill down their throat user. or tell Ahmir the Leech to do it for all of us here ;)
Tons of them do, bro. They shrank drastically when their little third-generation "baby boom" started deserting.
Jaxson Lee
show me the ages, show me the genders, show me the footage like when Louis talked to excited teenage girls who wanted the throbbing hard cocks of those European filmmakers giving them gifts from their motherland
Cooper Perez
The new episode is coming out today, hype. It's title is "I want to meet your (transphobic) mom"
When I can, I'll set up a room so everyone can watch it together.
more proof tranny retards live in squalor and can't look after themselves on a basic level yet they go ahead and have life changing surgery
Kayden Walker
Has jazz already fucked that guy tho?
Blake Hernandez
We don't know.
Aiden Walker
Plus you think about all the shit Ari has been through so far. Now he is about to start doing major damage to her life as he continuously throws shade over every thing in her life during what are the formative years of her adult life.
Levi Myers
no he recoils from jazz when jazz tries to kiss him his facial expressions around jazz range from wooden mask to barely concealed disgust and contempt also jazzms neo-proto-cthullu-vagina hasnt healed up from surgery and in fact requires more surgery so no.
Juan Green
They've lost about a third of their membership over the last decade, and very little of it is the old hard-liners. It's the younger members.
Brayden Moore
Oh ok.
Also, why do people say the Asian doctor was a crook? What did he do? I only watched a few episodes and he seemed like he was trying hard to get it done right
Ok. I can’t fucking imagine why any sane man would ever want to date a fake girl, when real girls exist.
Luke Hernandez
>tell Ahmir the Leech to do this is our way in we have to contact amhir and get him to film the stuff they wont show on tlc and eventually expose the whole thing as jewish-kabbalah-illuminati-bilderberg-x-files-conspiracy
Chase Ross
user, he agreed to chop off a boys dick because he thinks he's a girl. He's a crook.
Julian Walker
Preddy good :)
Jack Roberts
Did anybody else feel disgusted when the doctor a few episodes ago said how pleased he was that jazz’s boipussi is 7inches deep? Also, did anyone else feel disgusted how he was showing off his own boipussi to him mom and family and bragging that he can now handle a 7inch cock?
essentially just agreeing to performing srs on someone as part of a reality show but there were complications during the surgery caused by insufficient matrial to allow for vaginoplasty so "everything felt very tight". then 3 later a minor bump supposedly caused the stiches to come apart, revealing area underneath not covered by skin this event is also known as the poppening
Austin Sanders
that? no, not at all, we were competely unfazed by it and didn't create any memes at all. missed opportunity.
Jeremiah Parker
Been on puberty blockers since 13, so is like a kind of human axolotl.
So this shit airs on Tuesdays right? Do you guys watch it and post here when shit happens like fatkino on Wednesdays? Do you hop in the same streams?
Noah Brooks
Post the memes Trans should be illegal
Camden Nelson
One of the better Jazz parodies even if it has the inaccuracy of Jazz being on estrogen at 10. She got the hormone blocker at 11 but it's not the same thing. Now we just need Nickelback to sing it.
New episode airs today. I'm waiting for it to drop so I can post it.
Jacob Sanchez
KAFKAESQUE
Christopher Murphy
what if Amir angrily fucks Jazz in the ass but it tears through the anal wall lining and goes into the teratoma wound cavity? would Jazz have to shit out her frankenpussy?
David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."
He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.
I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.
Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blase quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.
Yeah I saw the post right above mine. So if I want to post with Yea Forums while watching it, I need to wait till the later stream? Has anyone tried the TLC streams to watch it live as it's airing like fatkino?
Or should we wait for the comfy stream? Oh, it's one of you guys who stream so there's a chat. Does that work better? Shit it might. Fair enough, I was just wondering how you guys do it. I'm down for a stream from an user.
Kevin Wilson
Hell, not even talking about penetration damage. But what happens if Jazz orgasms? Would the muscle contractions fuck everything?
Jaxon Gonzalez
>tfw missed out on fresh body horror because I was watching some video game company get in trouble for doing an AMA on a child porn site
Yeah you can live earlier on TLC, but I have to wait for a file I can download to stream it for anons. Would do it earlier if I could directly stream the TLC website or knew how to webrip it myself. The later chat stream is really comfy though, 80-100 users last two episodes and shitposting makes the episodes more fun/bearable.
Jeremiah Edwards
How long has he been wearing that rainbow dress? Imagine the smell.
Jaxson Harris
Based Pupper of Truths is based.
Angel Bell
choice pasta. Jazz threads may be the inspiration /tv needs to enter a new renaissance, not seen since drive-posting.
Or they are just the last gasp of a once noble institution drowning in sneed
>I was watching some video game company get in trouble for doing an AMA on a child porn site story?
Liam Allen
Sounds good. It kinda sucks it take can so long for a torrent download to become available. It seems like it can get kinda late waiting for it. I'll try though, a stream sounds fun. Plus watching older episodes might be good - I've honestly never seen one episode but I frequent these threads and learn through posts the newest shit that's happening.
Luis Phillips
FUCKING BASED AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH Can you make some more of these please, I'll zuk ya dik
Legitimately don't know how people can watch this without becoming angry. I feel like the people who can watch this show for enjoyment are like a different species.
Lucas Lee
I like to wait for the comfy stream with the live chat on the side.
Jacob Moore
All these gay song parodies are just white noise
Mason King
One, two, three and to the four 40% Dogg and Dr. B(owers) is at the door Ready to make an entrance so back on up ‘Cause you know we're 'bout to rip dick up Give me the mirror first so I can *pop!* like a bubble Hebrews and South Florida together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a Teratoma, baby Two loc'ed out trannys so we're crazy Death row is the place that awaits me Unfadeable so please don't try to fade this (*Pop!* yeah) But um, back to the op at hand Mutilation is perfected so I'ma let 'em understand From a young T's perspective And before me become a bitch I have to hide me contraceptive You never know, he could be turnin' his mom And learnin' his mom, and at the same time hatin' his mom Now, you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant Ain't no penis good enough to get save'd while I'm up in it (Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Bowersfield And now you shemales and freaks know how I feel Well, if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
Faggots watch it for enjoyment and virtue signaling. Anons here watch it because it's a real life horror show. It's like the Truman show, nobody actually approves of taking a child at birth and making his life into a false charade. Which is why in the Truman show film, everybody watching is hoping that he can escape.
We're watching in hopes that Jazz somehow escapes, and we're also watching out of sheer morbid curiosity to see what this sick and twisted experiment actually yields. We know that this is the stuff of nightmares, and we know that the fact that they are able to do this to a child, that we are living in a true dystopian world.
Juan Wilson
dont you know how to stream the show live on YouTube or twitch or something?
Kayden Nelson
I am Jazz is a Lovecraftian horror. By sculpting vaginas out of pink slime, TLC subconsciously appeals to our desire to impose order on chaos. However, this is a tenuous illusion as once viewed, this mystery meat begins its metamorphosis back into a salty, amorphous "Shoggoth" that wreaks havoc on our subconcious - a true terror of the void in our minds. An insidious rot that only reveals itself when we look in the monitor decades later and see a shambling monstrosity of surgery: when his doctor finds an absolutely vibrant hive of terratomas metastasizing throughout his body -- and all you can do is stare wide eyed at the unholy thing Jazz has become. Perhaps the sheer realization of the grim consequence will leave him nearly speechless, only able to nonsensically utter one phrase the rest of your short-lived existence: "My vagina!"
Daniel Flores
THQ nordic
Isaac Anderson
this is the true dark lord. jazz's mom is just dooku.
Brandon Sanchez
I can’t believe that I’m going to actually watch this shit tonight
Jordan Martinez
there were some good lines but poorly executed. he, much like jazz's surgeon, got sloppy and cut corners
Nolan Sanchez
>streaming copyrighted content on YT or twitch
Joseph Wood
horror kino in 10 min?
Wyatt Butler
Ah Jesus I'd almost think you were right Intellectually I know this shit started decades ago, but it seems like all this shit spilled out into the open in the 2010s
Owen Miller
They want a girl whose spirit is completely broken and will do anything sexual under the sun. Hence, trannies. This is why they are used as fucktoys and are rarely ever married. They are for biding time until you find a woman worthy of commitment who you can start a family with, whose pussy doesn't smell like a rancid asshole.
More common than I'd like, but not that common. People that size are usually not outside very much.
Jaxon Taylor
so we got anons that will full out perform songs with Jazz inspired lyrics?
Jacob Parker
It's kinda common. If you're on a road trip in the US you'll see at least one person like this at every rest stop or fast food restaurant along the highway.
William Brooks
Imagine the smell
Caleb Young
Go to any Wal-Mart in the south and they're common.
But why wouldn’t they just buy a pocket pussy. They are both fake pussies
Grayson Thomas
Honestly sad for the lad. He's obviously poor as shit and he was offered a check to sell his soul. I can only imagine how much his family and friends are shitting on him for dating a mutant.
Good luck to amhir, poor fuck deserves every penny.
Julian Jones
based neoposter
Kayden Kelly
/pol/ fags do it every Friday and Saturday for Live PD
You're literally the only person who calls her Jazzm, and it's not clever or funny. You are retarded.
Landon Gutierrez
Lel. I love how j*ws become affected by the virus they spread.
Hunter Brooks
Ah, well I only have a google account that's associated with my IRL identity, and I'm sure it's the same with many. With cytube you don't need to sign in to anything to participate in chat.
Brody Rivera
imagine waking up every single day to meet your brainwashed brother who has been castrated and subjected to other body horrors that even the hardiest of men shudder to even picture. Now imagine that you could do nothing to save him and that it was irreversible. Now imagine that you can not eve voice your disgust at the abomination of God's creation without being ridiculed as someone full of hate. NOW picture that everyday you have to think about how if it wasn't him it would have been you
Samuel Taylor
Little kike he-she doesn't answer the phone. My god.
Cameron Scott
Shhh I'm waiting for the comfy stream later.
Andrew Torres
His parents just want to know when he’s getting fucked
Justin Ross
we gonna stream tonight?
Evan Barnes
Walmart has the cheapest food prices unless you're buying Mexican food
Owen Anderson
A R I R I
Gavin Barnes
try these
arconai is working for me
Leo Rogers
God, his profile is so wide he does not look like a girl
Caleb Davis
What you never went to the circus as a kid?
Gabriel Garcia
Who's "we", you got a teratoma in your pocket?
Sebastian Cooper
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Jason Green
is no one watching?
Hudson Watson
no teratoma today
Nathan Rivera
Hate to say this, but Jazz looks like a real woman. I can't see "see the boy" in her. Skylar has pics where the boy shines through, probably because she transitioned later than Jazz.
There's still a boy inside Skylar, but not inside Jazz. Jaron is gone.
Bentley White
>trying to drag Ari into living with him
Brandon Williams
I’m watching.. I can’t believe I’m watching this shit
Dominic Moore
To think that an ingenious schemer like this is using his abilities for something so grotesque. If only he knew what prolonged exposure to the Lovecraftian horrors will do to his soul.
Kevin Martinez
Due dude. Just imagine. Imagine one day you meet a “girl” like him. You start dating, and you
Levi Richardson
same there's nothing else on and I'm doing laundry
Grayson Jenkins
eyebrow filler pencil is popular now in makeup, meaning he basically drew some pigment onto his blond eyebrows. which is stupid of course, that means he still looks like shit underneath. if he had just tried to make himself look better as a male by >lifting >getting a better haircut >getting contacts >tinting his eyebrows, which is where you dye them at home and the dye lasts up to two weeks he'd look better and not be a dumbass tranny
Lucas Peterson
Ahmir's mom sounds pretty based
Liam Price
I wish Dr Pimple Popper was on. I really want to fugg Dr Lee
Gavin Ortiz
Jazz doesn't look like a woman; she looks like a preteen boy with long hair.
Cameron Morales
kek he just said he was gonna get kicked out. did you already watch this or some shit
Jordan Gray
lol a man dyeing his eyebrows. Only fags do that.
Nathaniel Davis
Fuck it, sorry streamer user. I'm gonna fall asleep before it starts so I'm watching live.
Asher Mitchell
Ahmir's (transphobic) mom*
Robert Sanders
>Give me the mirror first so I can *pop!* like a bubble >Hebrews and South Florida together, now you know you in trouble
