Why the fuck are they defending this inevitable flop at this point...

Why the fuck are they defending this inevitable flop at this point? No one is talking about it except muuuuh reviews brigade. Is anyone actually excited for this obvious bland Mary Sue?

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Do you think anyone outside of your circle actually cares about the whole stupid "MUH MARY SUE" shit?
Yeah it doesn't look that good but neither does most shit that ends up doing well because mindless normies don't fucking care, it's a Marvel movie, it won't bomb, at worst it'll underperform, at best it scrapes by $1 billion, but either way it succeeds
The critical reception will be fine when it comes out, some faggots including you will bomb the user reviews, but the big picture is that normies who make these movies succeed won't give a shit and will love it

>every MCU movie just happens to be REALLY REALLY REALLY good and gets 90-95% of Rotten Tomatoes

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You guys who are constantly saying you're not going to see the film, you're talking about the movie more than the people who are going to see it? Why are you so obsessed?

relax man wtf

This, also it's in integral part of the Cinematic arc its gonna be just fine bad press is still good press

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I didn't say they were actually good, I said the critical reception would be good, no shit the mouse has critics in pocket, they own most of Hollywood now so they can blacklist critics from their premieres if they say anything bad, so naturally most critics would blow the Mouse to get bragging rights

It’s the classic “Double-Disney Shill Reverso”

For god's sake, it's 2019, those aren't the scores. How come people here who give a shit about reviews don't know how a review agregate site works.

Yea Forums talks about this movie more than anyone i've ever met in real life or seen on any other websites. no one i know even knows who captain marvel is or that this is going to be a movie.

Go to any movie site and you'll see an article about this movie telling you why it's going to be a great movie. Its blatantly obvious its paid shilling at this point because no one wants to see this shit pile.

did that wonderwoman movie flop?

That's because people are being paid to post about it here all day.

No. The difference is Gal Gadot is an attractive, and likeable lead actress who does great pr. Wonder woman actually was a great movie.

>Flop

It won't flop. Capeshit doesn't flop. Normies will watch anything as long as it has fucking capeshit in it, that much is obvious. Combined with the massive marketing campaign, I'd say this movie is too big to fail.

Don't get me wrong, I would like it to flop and I won't be seeing it. Yet if you think it's going to flop, your probably wrong. They may undershoot their goals but the kikes will at least break even, as usual.

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>how cum nobody understan rotto tomate!!!!
>REBIEW AGRIGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

90 - 95% on Rotten Tomatoes doesn't necessarily indicate that they're really really good, you brainlet.

>citizen kane 100%
>the godfather 98%
>the wizard of ox 98%
>black panther 97%
hmmmmmmmmmm

>Capeshit doesn't flop.

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Posts like these are obvious Disney marketers right? It has the poster in the OP and everything. If OP isn't a Disney marketer, then please stop posting Captain Marvel threads. You're advertising for Disney for free.

Nice argument.

So what? All this means is that a majority of critics gave all these films positive reviews.

>No one is talking about it
Then why do I see 50 threads every day on Yea Forums?

and capeshit movies are the lowest form of movie entertainment imaginable. I'd rather stable my cat's tail to my balls than watch a single marvel movie.

That's mostly because of the budget. If it had standard $150 million budget it would've turned a nice profit. It still would be terrible result for a JL movie, but it wouldn't have been a money loser.

Stop flooding the catalog with your delusional Culture Warrior garbage

Yea Forums said it would flop though

Hilarious. But do you realize that, even though you dislike them, capeshit resonates with a lot of people?

So? parading around little boys dressed as little girls resonates with a lot of people too. The Nazis resonated and still resonate with a lot of people.

You sound autistic as fuck dude

Ok then. Well Triumph of the Will has a very high Rotten Tomatoes score if that makes you happy.

> No one is talking about it except muuuuh reviews brigade.
Bingo.
Figured it out yet?

What does resonation have to do with them being objectively terrible films? They're clearly supposed to be for children.

Triumph of the Will is a fantastic piece of art.

A good RT score means most people thought it was at least okay.

>objectively terrible films?
They're not though, and thinking that does not make you a patrician; it just makes you sound like a cunt.

Which is beside the point anyway. For a movie to get a high Rotten Tomatoes score, it just has to be deemed as 'good' by the majority of critics.

The movie will flop because:
>Supposed to be one, if not the most powerfull being in the universe
>So powerfull, is constantly tounted as the one who will defeat Thanos, you know, the guy who just dusted half of all living creatures.
>Has literally never heard or seen her in previous 20 movies. A tiny post credit shows her logo.
>Wait 21 movies to give her an origin movie. Even fucking minor caracters have had an origin story by now.
>Average chick with bunion toes.
>Ridding the tails of another Stronk woman movie.
And we're supposd to get excited for that shit?

>don't like my beat em up quip flicks?
>CUNT!
calm down

>it just has to be deemed as 'good' by the majority of critics
this is the problem

CM is (((Hollywood)))'s big, wet, sloppy kiss to the WASP establishment...
...those nice folks who still very much control the financial system and the Federal Government.

(((They))) can't let it bomb.

You can dislike capeshit all you want. I don't really like it either moron. But trying to present your opinions as if it's incontrovertible fact makes you sound like a massive faggot.

>this is the problem
Maybe you should become a verified critic, so you have some sway over the Rotten Tomatoes score, if it bothers you so much.

Capeshit is objectively shit.

A small minority of people care about any of the shit you listed. The movie will do fine.

Budget aside, it was so bad it killed the DC cinematic universe as we know it. I would say that makes it a flop. People went and watched Aquaman after because he's a likeable actor and wasn't associated with all the other shit. Brie Larsen is not likeable at all and won't stop running her mouth, Captain marvel WILL cause more damage to the MCU than just this one movie. She's cancer

That resonation is to point out you have to be a huge autist if you think your opinion is objective
Case in point, you're objectively autistic

You're objectively retarded

It's popcorn entertainment that makes billions. I love how this fact makes some people seethe

come one marvel basedboy...tel me how much it gonna succes while i walk away with my money

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Thank you for letting us know it's just dumb HUEs who're boycotting the movie, I hope you burn in hell mutt

it slaps bro!

>Marvel movie
>flop
LOL
>no no we are not review bombing hahaha
>movie has more votes/downvotes than endgame, which is the culmination of 10 years worth of movies
>"MUH EPIC YOUTUBERS SAID IT WILL BE SHIT"
>"CULTURE WAR FUCK THE KIKES"
Yea Forums just loves getting btfoed. Larson is laughable actress with a resting cunt face...but just the fact that a fucking capeshit movie gets Yea Forums this assblased is hilarious.

Stop being autistic faggots for once in your lives.

et unossssss
lol

huehuehue brie macaquinha uma delicia

>ratings are unfair bwaaaaa
>assblasted - scores doesnt matter only profit matters
Are you a fucking rt employee?

>Flop

Does this board ever get tired of being wrong?

>inevitable flop
You think a Marvel movie about the strongest Canon Avenger is going flop you need to leave your echo chamber.

t. Mendelson

the last female superhero movie that was any good was electra imo
i cant think of a single female character besides ripley in aliens that comes anywhere close to being a real badass woman worth a mans entertainment downtime

Because it's blatant bullshit. The only people that give a shit enough to click a dumb button on an even dumber site are fanboy faggots and faggot autists on places like Yea Forums.
>only profit matters
Because most of the time, that's the truth matters. If this is you realizing this for the first time, well that's your rude awakening. It SHOULDN'T be like that, but it is.

But I don't think my opinion is inherently objective, I believe what I'm saying is objective whether it's my opinion or not.

>People who care are dumb! Dumb! Stop criticizing, I can't hear you la la la

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no Rogue no care

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If it bombs it will be because nobody knew who Captain Marvel was before researching the end of Infinity War.

How did they manage to change her face so much in that poster?

>a board specifically about talking about movies
>WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT A MOVIE COMING OUT WHAT THE FUCK BUTTHURT INCELS
I don't get this argument

>No one is talking about it
You fucks can't shut up about it, what are you talking about?

I am white male. Brie says I can't see her movie. K.

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Cuz muh strong woman needz attentionnnnn waaaa

Why wont u likez strong womanz reeeee

fpbp

B....but strong womanzzz

the normie friends i have find it dumb and boring so ye you cocksucking faggot

The opinion before WW, was that she is a terrible, wooden garbage actress that is also a stick figure with no curves and nobody will see it. Yea Forums is always wrong.

>she is a terrible, wooden garbage actress that is also a stick figure with no curves and nobody will see it.
So we were right except for the last part

Naive user, almost like a multi-billionaire company doesn't have enough money to pay for reviews for it's movies, really makes you think don't it?

>Wonder woman actually was a great movie.
it's mind boggling that there are people with this much shit taste on Yea Forums

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are the nazis a tuning fork you fucking sjw fag
dont use your marxist vocabulary here

My statement doesn't at all contradict that theory. The Rotten Tomatoes score is reflective of most critics giving the film a positive rating; their reasoning or motivation doesn't matter.